How to shave your bits

0verblood

sollar wrote: »

A hairy scrot is not a real problem but his neighbour at the back.... the hairy 'stool dispenser' is a bit of a genuine problem.

That is really the worst pube related problem going actually, but I wouldn't touch it, when the shtubble starts to appear I'm sure it get pretty itchy, plus the stubble could rip the bog roll to shreds. I'll shave the gooch though.

Thank god we don't have to shave the helmet.

Handsome Bob

Tried it once, too risky. Let's just say what I feared would happen, did happen.

Millicent

deathrider wrote: »

Tina and Turner

Good thing it wasn't Ike and Tina. You might have had to remove one for slapping against the other one.

Johro

deathrider wrote: »

Tina and Turner

Jeez... Ike and Tina, at least.. Though he turned out to be an utter c#nt.
I dunno... Dumb and dumber? Do you have to name them?
(Sh!te on ya Millicent)

Johro

starbelgrade wrote: »

I haven't been offended since 1980.

This I gotta know.. What happened in 1980?

sam34

OutlawPete wrote: »

Wait, are you not talking about different .. eh, bits here

well i just meant pubic grooming in general on men... i'm all for keeping it trimmed, i'm not into jungle exploration, but i really really do not like baldy balls.... real menz have hairy balls :pac:

cedan

Don't use the lawnmower. It doesn't work:mad:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I have a nice side parting over my bits

Johro

Star! STAR! Wherever ya are. What happened in 1980?:D

stupidusername

sam34 wrote: »

well i just meant pubic grooming in general on men... i'm all for keeping it trimmed, i'm not into jungle exploration, but i really really do not like baldy balls.... real menz have hairy balls :pac:

Ya, too hairy euwwww, bald weird.... nicely trimmed and looked after.... very nice.

woolymammoth

stupidusername wrote: »

Ya, too hairy euwwww, bald weird.... nicely trimmed and looked after.... very nice.

I'm wondering if some people are mistaking ball shaving for entire crotch shaving!? If you're going to trim ball hair, might as well just shave it.

stupidusername

woolymammoth wrote: »

I'm wondering if some people are mistaking ball shaving for entire crotch shaving!? If you're going to trim ball hair, might as well just shave it.

No

2 stroke

One at a time.

Johro

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starbelgrade

Johro wrote: »

This I gotta know.. What happened in 1980?

Johnny Logan won the Eurovision.

Princess Peach

Bottom line for me I guess is it doesn't really matter too much what the hair is like as long its used correctly. I don't like too hairy, but its never really put me off. Not a deal breaker!

Ronin247

0verblood wrote: »

For any of the men here who shave the aul goolies, how do you go about shaving your scrot? The terrain is a bit lumpy and it's very difficult to get the shaver into every scrotal crevice.......

Real men do it blind folded with a cut throat razor..........while drunk.

northern lights

I just ambush (no pun intended!) my hubbie when he gets out of the shower with the order 'lie down now!' on the towel I've prepared on the bed and then I get to work with my 'remmington razor with the vibrating trimmer thingy on the other end'. Needless to say I wouldn't go anywhere near his sack with the razor (dear god, i shiver just imaging the consequences )I just get to work with the vibrating trimmer
End result = big smiles all round... highly recommend it

starbelgrade

northern lights wrote: »

I just ambush (no pun intended!) my hubbie when he gets out of the shower with the order 'lie down now!' on the towel I've prepared on the bed and then I get to work with my 'remmington razor with the vibrating trimmer thingy on the other end'. Needless to say I wouldn't go anywhere near his sack with the razor (dear god, i shiver just imaging the consequences )I just get to work with the vibrating trimmer
End result = big smiles all round... highly recommend it

Holy crap.

northern lights

starbelgrade wrote: »

Holy crap.

Why??!!

starbelgrade

northern lights wrote: »

Why??!!

:rolleyes:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

northern lights wrote: »

I just ambush (no pun intended!) my hubbie when he gets out of the shower with the order 'lie down now!' on the towel I've prepared on the bed and then I get to work with my 'remmington razor with the vibrating trimmer thingy on the other end'. Needless to say I wouldn't go anywhere near his sack with the razor (dear god, i shiver just imaging the consequences )I just get to work with the vibrating trimmer
End result = big smiles all round... highly recommend it

When do you paint his nails?

northern lights

I'm very gentle! Here, it's a win win situation! What's the for?...

northern lights

Nikolas Mushy Drunk wrote: »

When do you paint his nails?

Ah ha ha.. oh dear does the thought of a woman being dominant bother you

woolymammoth

northern lights wrote: »

I just ambush (no pun intended!) my hubbie when he gets out of the shower with the order 'lie down now!' on the towel I've prepared on the bed and then I get to work with my 'remmington razor with the vibrating trimmer thingy on the other end'. Needless to say I wouldn't go anywhere near his sack with the razor (dear god, i shiver just imaging the consequences )I just get to work with the vibrating trimmer
End result = big smiles all round... highly recommend it

i think i love you!

hate those trimmers on the balls though. There's always stubble

starbelgrade

woolymammoth wrote: »

i think i love you!

hate those trimmers on the balls though. There's always stubble

You seriously need to change your username.

northern lights

woolymammoth wrote: »

i think i love you!

hate those trimmers on the balls though. There's always stubble

Well I did warn him! but so far no complaints

woolymammoth

starbelgrade wrote: »

You seriously need to change your username.

no, the rest is an all over kind of wool that cannot physically or mentally be removed

Johro

starbelgrade wrote: »

Johnny Logan won the Eurovision.

Fair enough. It offended me too.

Johro

northern lights wrote: »

Ah ha ha.. oh dear does the thought of a woman being dominant bother you

Nah, I think he's aroused.