You know you're on boards too often when...

lil_lisa

...you have a dream that "The Recliner" works in your office and is handing out free moustaches to everyone!

Yes, that happened!

alwaysadub

Yeah,i've had a few dreams bout boardsies too. Even ones i've never met.
It's a bit weird i suppose!

kev9100

When you feel a small tingle of joy when someone thanks your post.

Bog

kev9100 wrote: »

When you feel a small tingle of joy when someone thanks your post.

When you enjoy tingling people.

OutlawPete

You know you're on After Hours too much:

• When someone tells you a joke - you laugh and say: "Thanks.."
• When you masturbate, you think of Avatars.
• When your walking down the road and a person slips in front of you and you say: "Fail"
• When your house gets burgled and the first thing you do is post in the Help Desk.
• When you discussing fear of starting threads with a psychiatrist.
• When You walk down the road thinking about witty comments you should have made on a thread.
• When your out and about, you wonder if any of the strangers are really your Boardsie friends.
• When you find yourself using the term: 'Boardsie'.
• When you're in a cafe and the waitress asks could she get you anything else and you say: "Yeah, your ma"
• When you're in casualty, a Doctor tells you have a hairline fracture of the skull and you say: "Pics or get the fuck out"

Blowfish

When you've read at least 7 or 8 of these type of threads.

When you've a t-shirt with the same picture as your avatar on it (wearing it now in fact).

When you've worn the boards t-shirt.

RoadKillTs

You know you're on boards too often when...

You have seen these type of threads about a dozen times

Senna

When you hear something new, weird, funny and your first reaction is to rush to a computer and post a thread on it. You're REALLY on boards too often when you are disappointed there's a thread about it already.

Saila

when you have to answer this one

PeterIanStaker

When you get your news from boards.

Micky Dolenz

When I infracted my mates for talking about football.

Gummy Panda

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

When you get your news from boards.

its funny because its true

Poor Uncle Tom

When Darrah tucks you in....:p

discus

lil_lisa wrote: »

...you have a dream that "The Recliner" works in your office and is handing out free moustaches to everyone!

Yes, that happened!

did he give you a dirty sanchez?

veryangryman

You have daily readers who search up your posts for your latest whims on life etc

Hello by the way

stupidusername

OutlawPete wrote: »

You know you're on After Hours too much:
*When you masturbate, you think of Avatars.

That's mine you mean, isn't it petey?

Super-Rush

When you're the first person to thank MT Craniums weather forecast post.

FreudianSlippers

I'm not on boards that much.

alwaysadub

OisinT wrote: »

I'm not on boards that much.

Ha,yeah right!

ball ox

....when you keep referencing random crap you read on boards in normal conversation with people who don't use boards and they look at you funny. Happens more often than I like to admit.

stupidusername

When I'm talking to people (IRL :rolleyes:) I'm always saying things like ya I read about that the other day, or some people say so and so...

FreudianSlippers

I troll the shít out of conversations I have no interest in IRL.



Seriously.

Princess Peach

stupidusername wrote: »

That's mine you mean, isn't it petey?

Nah he likes mine better. Old lady and all.

The Recliner

lil_lisa wrote: »

...you have a dream that "The Recliner" works in your office and is handing out free moustaches to everyone!

Yes, that happened!

I am sure a more personal visit could be arranged

I rock

Kimono-Girl

when you see a thread like this and find you agree with everything suggested :eek:

starbelgrade

- When you know more about other posters lives than your own partners.

- When you sign forms with your username instead of your real one.

stupidusername

starbelgrade wrote: »

- When you know more about other posters lives than your own partners.

- When you sign forms with your username instead of your real one.

But you don't sign your posts

johnn

OutlawPete wrote: »

You know you're on After Hours too much:

• When someone tells you a joke - you laugh and say: "Thanks.."
• When you masturbate, you think of Avatars.
• When your walking down the road and a person slips in front of you and you say: "Fail"
• When your house gets burgled and the first thing you do is post in the Help Desk.
• When you discussing fear of starting threads with a psychiatrist.
• When You walk down the road thinking about witty comments you should have made on a thread.
• When your out and about, you wonder if any of the strangers are really your Boardsie friends.
• When you find yourself using the term: 'Boardsie'.
• When you're in a cafe and the waitress asks could she get you anything else and you say: "Yeah, your ma"
• When you're in casualty, a Doctor tells you have a hairline fracture of the skull and you say: "Pics or get the fuck out"

When you find yourself becoming a "Thanks Whore".

starbelgrade

johnn wrote: »

When you find yourself becoming a "Thanks Whore".

OutlawPete isn't a thanks whore. He's a thanks pimp.

Princess Peach

OutlawPete wrote: »

You know you're on After Hours too much:
[*]When your out and about, you wonder if any of the strangers are really your Boardsie friends.

I never thought of this. But now I don't think I can ever stop thinking about it. Scary.

SV

OutlawPete wrote: »

• When your out and about, you wonder if any of the strangers are really your Boardsie friends.

Oh god

foxinsox

when someone irl tells you an interesting story

and you have to really really fight the urge to say

"pics or gtfo"

or

"cool story bro"

stupidusername

Princess Peach wrote: »

Nah he likes mine better. Old lady and all.

oh ya, is that what he's into? :pac:

Princess Peach

stupidusername wrote: »

oh ya, is that what he's into? :pac:

Yes.

K-9

super-rush wrote: »

When you're the first person to thank MT Craniums weather forecast post.

That guy must have the highest thanks to post ratio ever.

That I posted that, means I spend too much time on Boards.

ToniTuddle

When you end up having a dream about a load of Boardsies all sitting in a room...talking about Boards.

Definitely some of the other things pointed out too....

Or when you say very often..... "ok ok I'll logout after this thread...I mean it this time"

lil_lisa

ToniTuddle wrote: »

When you end up having a dream about a load of Boardsies all sitting in a room...talking about Boards.

That would be cool!!

Dravokivich

alwaysadub wrote: »

Yeah,i've had a few dreams bout boardsies too. Even ones i've never met.
It's a bit weird i suppose!

Not me then

not like I dream about you anyway...

W.Shakes-Beer

When you show friends stuff you though was funny on AH and they haven't got a clue what its about.

When you refer to the regulars as "The Regulars" (you know who y'all are)

When you feel your heart leap for joy when you see a thread with 0 replies and 1 view. time to put the wit hat on.

When you notice you have AH open on 2 different taskbars.

Ectoplasm

You get slightly annoyed at having to actually reply rather than clicking thanks.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

When your post per day stat is higher than 5...:(

The Recliner

lil_lisa wrote: »

...you have a dream that "The Recliner" works in your office and is handing out free moustaches to everyone!

Yes, that happened!

It could happen

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=69042672&postcount=2022

W.Shakes-Beer

Forgot to add.

When you go onto any other more serious forum (bereavement, PI etc.), read a thread a feel the instant urge to crack a gag of some form. THE SHAME OF IT ALL!

FoxT

Hands up anybody who has said

"What is this I don't"

and expected to be actually understood

When you something something Alison O'Riordan.

FreudianSlippers

When you have a postcount goal before bed.

alwaysadub

Dravokivich wrote: »

Not me then

not like I dream about you anyway...

I said even ones i never met-which meant i dream bout the ones i have met too(i knew what i meant even if you didn't )

So that's you back in the game

KeithM89_old

When you remember posters funny stories from months and months ago but cant remember what a friend told you yesterday

When you notice banned moderators can still post.

FreudianSlippers

Sacramento wrote: »

When you notice banned moderators can still post.

Not true. Trust me

W.Shakes-Beer

When you still reminisce about the time you got post of the day or won a photoshop competition.

Those were the good days.