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Girl i know is having her 30th-what to get her for birthday?

  • 14-11-2010 3:53pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    Just need some ideas re a decent present-if you were a 30 year old woman what would you like for your birthday?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    A cat

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    A new set of tea towels


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Strippers obviously :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭double GG


    A cooker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Some sort of robotic unicorn.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 585 ✭✭✭Rob113


    Facial hair wax


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    nudist wrote: »
    Just need some ideas re a decent present-if you were a 30 year old woman what would you like for your birthday?

    A Get Out of Financial Prison card.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭shellib


    Maybe a gift voucher for a beauticians or one of those all for one vouchers depends tho if you know her really well you should probably get her something a bit more personal :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Rampant rabbit and box of batteries.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    A picture of your mickey.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Washing up gloves
    A pretty apron.
    A knitting kit.
    Fluffy kitten.
    Cookery book.
    A thimble & thread kit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭upandcumming


    A set of power tools. Just in case you need them.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    'The 20 effective ways to lose cellulite' book by Ami Phat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Archeron


    The bumps.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Pregnant?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭talla10


    Some sort of bra designed for when gravity wins??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    antodeco wrote: »
    Pregnant?

    Good idea! Then you could get her an abortion for Christmas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Moustache wax.

    Four cats.

    Lots of makeup.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 10,684 Mod ✭✭✭✭F1ngers


    A line of cock.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    A skip.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    The clap


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    A bottle of vodka.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Tampons.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Sliced pan, butter, ham, cheese.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭SuperInfinity


    A big dildo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 Batiste


    Cryogenics so she can come back as an old lady in 2030.Umm thats it :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Buy her a muskrat. Bitches love rodents.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Parachute Jump !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭Don Juan DeMagoo


    Go around your local town and find all the women you can that have children, are in loving relationship are of a similar age to your friend. Then invite them all over to her house, leave about 3 or 4 bottles of some nice red wine for her, lock all the doors and windows. Let simmer for around an hour, return and watch a dvd together such as the Notebook.

    You will note that all this hassle for choosing gifts for 30th parties will abruptly stop. As you can be nearly guaranteed that no one will ever invite you to another 30th party ever again. Which for me would be a successful outcome:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 Batiste


    Buy that old lady a troll :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    box set of Logans Run and a gun!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,454 ✭✭✭mloc123


    in before 'wallaby in a box'


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    A bun in her oven.


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