I havent asked anyone out

Mike 1972 · 13-11-2010 3:13pm #1

:pac: There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about.

So in the end I decided it all seemed more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Why am I telling you all this ?

Dwaegon · 13-11-2010 3:17pm

library w@nker!

Vicxas · 13-11-2010 3:18pm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

:pac: There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about.

So in the end I decided it all seemd more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Why am I telling you all this ?

Maybe you want some company in library funzies?

Mike 1972 · 13-11-2010 3:21pm

Dwaegon wrote: »

library w@nker!

I find its cheaper than plane tickets, painkillers and duty free (allegedly)

FreudianSlippers · 13-11-2010 3:21pm

What makes you think we care? :mad:

stovelid · 13-11-2010 3:25pm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Why am I telling you all this ?

Reverse psychology to get chicks on boards to bombard you with PMs offering sex?

easyeason3 · 13-11-2010 3:26pm

The thing is I really liked this person. We were texting for two months, I mean I really felt a connection, a connection you can only get via sms contact.

So we arranged a date & oh! was I happy. However my happiness was short lived.

My friends, sisters, mothers, cousins, best friends cat had told me that the object of my obsession had borrowed a condom off him. Now this made me feel very disappointed & let down. From our sms relationship I had pictured a different person altogether.

I had loyally stayed away from water balloon fights so I could share the fun experience with her. However it appears she had a water balloon fight with someone else. Why else would she want the condom?

I can't begin to tell you have disappointed I am. In fact I have changed my whole opinion of her despite the fact that my friends, sisters, mothers, cousins, best friends cat told me all about it.

kowloon · 13-11-2010 3:50pm

Now I know who makes all the pages stick together. :mad:

13-11-2010 3:55pm

Why would you go to the library to ****? It's not like they'd even have good **** material there.

Sea Sharp · 13-11-2010 3:58pm

Go up to the hottest, most out of your league woman you can find in your crappiest clothes and use the corniest chat up line that after hours can offer.
It'll throw you in the deep end and help you confront your fear of rejection.

Stained Class · 13-11-2010 3:58pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Why would you go to the library to ****? It's not like they'd even have good **** material there.

Maybe he has a thing for the Librarian.

stepbar · 13-11-2010 3:59pm

Library ****... Better than an Aer Lingus flight I guess....

brummytom · 13-11-2010 4:05pm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

:pac: There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about.

So in the end I decided it all seemed more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Why am I telling you all this ?

Finally, someone like me!

whiskeyman · 13-11-2010 4:08pm

If you get caught, they'll throw the book at you

Ectoplasm · 13-11-2010 4:08pm

stovelid wrote: »

Reverse psychology to get chicks on boards to bombard you with PMs offering sex?

So glad I read this post...was just about to send PM....shame on you Mike 1972 with your mad crazy psychological manipulations!

:D:D

Mike 1972 · 13-11-2010 4:12pm

stovelid wrote: »

Reverse psychology to get chicks on boards to bombard you with PMs offering sex?

C**kblocker :mad:

FreudianSlippers · 13-11-2010 4:14pm

I will have a one night stand with any female boards member.

I will then PM the OP with all details to make him feel worse.

Mike 1972 · 13-11-2010 4:16pm

Pics or GTFO

Mrmoe · 13-11-2010 4:17pm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

So in the end I decided it all seemed more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Where are all these sexy librarians coming from?

FreudianSlippers · 13-11-2010 4:17pm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

Deal. You can live vicariously though me!

Latchy · 13-11-2010 4:19pm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

I havent asked anyone out

There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about

.

What you mean like ever ? I always thought you were the more older type Mike who had being there and done that .

First time date can be like first time **** or roide ,forgetable or unforgetable but at least you've got another **** outta the way ,only the other two to go .

Dwaegon · 13-11-2010 4:20pm

Mrmoe wrote: »

Where are all these sexy librarians coming from?

Welcome to the internet! Have a look around, you might be surprised!:rolleyes:

Mrmoe · 13-11-2010 4:36pm

Dwaegon wrote: »

Welcome to the internet! Have a look around, you might be surprised!:rolleyes:

citation needed:cool:

spider guardian · 13-11-2010 4:40pm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

:pac: There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about.

So in the end I decided it all seemed more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Why am I telling you all this ?

ah mike, all the years of being the hero on the castlebar.ie forum and this is how you turn out? i'm now so disenchanted i'm going to drink bavaria tonite

Mike 1972 · 13-11-2010 4:42pm

Sea Sharp wrote: »

Go up to the hottest, most out of your league woman you can find in your crappiest clothes and use the corniest chat up line that after hours can offer.
It'll throw you in the deep end and help you confront your fear of rejection.

By Jove I think you might be on to something there. You sir are a genius.

Now can anyone please give me directions to Coppers :pac:

orourkeda · 13-11-2010 4:42pm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

:pac: There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about.

So in the end I decided it all seemed more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Why am I telling you all this ?

Would you care to list these practices that prevent you from penetrating the ladies.

FreudianSlippers · 13-11-2010 4:45pm

orourkeda wrote: »

Would you care to list these practices that prevent you from penetrating the ladies.

: popcorn:

FreudianSlippers · 13-11-2010 4:45pm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

By Jove I think you might be on to something there. You sir are a genius.

Now can anyone please give me directions to Coppers :pac:

http://maps.google.ie/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=29+Harcourt+Street,+Dublin+2&sll=53.335375,-6.26336&sspn=0.006355,0.016512&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=29+Harcourt+St,+Dublin+2,+County+Dublin&t=h&z=17&iwloc=A

Oblomov · 13-11-2010 4:52pm

ROFLMFAO never? asked? but you must have spoken to a female at some time!!!!!!!!

........and the casual...... would you like a drink........ a coffee....... a film... a........ well, what ever....

LOL

bonerm · 13-11-2010 4:53pm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

As long as you did it quietly.

bonerm · 13-11-2010 4:55pm

OisinT wrote: »

http://maps.google.ie/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=29+Harcourt+Street,+Dublin+2&sll=53.335375,-6.26336&sspn=0.006355,0.016512&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=29+Harcourt+St,+Dublin+2,+County+Dublin&t=h&z=17&iwloc=A

Cmon. The guy is clearly clueless. He's gonna need better directions than that.

http://maps.google.ie/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=29+Harcourt+Street,+Dublin+2&sll=53.335375,-6.26336&sspn=0.006355,0.016512&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=29+Harcourt+St,+Dublin+2,+County+Dublin&t=h&ll=53.335406,-6.263344&spn=0.004203,0.011362&z=17&layer=c&cbll=53.335443,-6.263347&panoid=Qsdv-pAM9uLdVrA5-Bc48g&cbp=12,216.59,,2,3.85

I havent asked anyone out

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