I havent asked anyone out

Mike 1972

:pac: There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about.

So in the end I decided it all seemed more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Why am I telling you all this ?

Dwaegon

library w@nker!

Vicxas

Mike 1972 wrote: »

:pac: There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about.

So in the end I decided it all seemd more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Why am I telling you all this ?

Maybe you want some company in library funzies?

Mike 1972

Dwaegon wrote: »

library w@nker!

I find its cheaper than plane tickets, painkillers and duty free (allegedly)

FreudianSlippers

What makes you think we care? :mad:

stovelid

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Why am I telling you all this ?

Reverse psychology to get chicks on boards to bombard you with PMs offering sex?

easyeason3

The thing is I really liked this person. We were texting for two months, I mean I really felt a connection, a connection you can only get via sms contact.

So we arranged a date & oh! was I happy. However my happiness was short lived.

My friends, sisters, mothers, cousins, best friends cat had told me that the object of my obsession had borrowed a condom off him. Now this made me feel very disappointed & let down. From our sms relationship I had pictured a different person altogether.

I had loyally stayed away from water balloon fights so I could share the fun experience with her. However it appears she had a water balloon fight with someone else. Why else would she want the condom?

I can't begin to tell you have disappointed I am. In fact I have changed my whole opinion of her despite the fact that my friends, sisters, mothers, cousins, best friends cat told me all about it.

kowloon

Now I know who makes all the pages stick together. :mad:

Why would you go to the library to ****? It's not like they'd even have good **** material there.

Sea Sharp

Go up to the hottest, most out of your league woman you can find in your crappiest clothes and use the corniest chat up line that after hours can offer.
It'll throw you in the deep end and help you confront your fear of rejection.

Stained Class

Deleted User wrote: »

Why would you go to the library to ****? It's not like they'd even have good **** material there.

Maybe he has a thing for the Librarian.

stepbar

Library ****... Better than an Aer Lingus flight I guess....

brummytom

Mike 1972 wrote: »

:pac: There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about.

So in the end I decided it all seemed more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Why am I telling you all this ?

Finally, someone like me!

whiskeyman

If you get caught, they'll throw the book at you

Ectoplasm

stovelid wrote: »

Reverse psychology to get chicks on boards to bombard you with PMs offering sex?

So glad I read this post...was just about to send PM....shame on you Mike 1972 with your mad crazy psychological manipulations!




:D:D

Mike 1972

stovelid wrote: »

Reverse psychology to get chicks on boards to bombard you with PMs offering sex?

C**kblocker :mad:

FreudianSlippers

I will have a one night stand with any female boards member.

I will then PM the OP with all details to make him feel worse.

Mike 1972

Pics or GTFO

Mrmoe

Mike 1972 wrote: »

So in the end I decided it all seemed more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Where are all these sexy librarians coming from?

FreudianSlippers

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

Deal. You can live vicariously though me!

Latchy

Mike 1972 wrote: »

I havent asked anyone out

There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about

.


What you mean like ever ? I always thought you were the more older type Mike who had being there and done that .

First time date can be like first time **** or roide ,forgetable or unforgetable but at least you've got another **** outta the way ,only the other two to go .

Dwaegon

Mrmoe wrote: »

Where are all these sexy librarians coming from?

Welcome to the internet! Have a look around, you might be surprised!:rolleyes:

Mrmoe

Dwaegon wrote: »

Welcome to the internet! Have a look around, you might be surprised!:rolleyes:

citation needed:cool:

spider guardian

Mike 1972 wrote: »

:pac: There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about.

So in the end I decided it all seemed more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Why am I telling you all this ?

ah mike, all the years of being the hero on the castlebar.ie forum and this is how you turn out? i'm now so disenchanted i'm going to drink bavaria tonite

Mike 1972

Sea Sharp wrote: »

Go up to the hottest, most out of your league woman you can find in your crappiest clothes and use the corniest chat up line that after hours can offer.
It'll throw you in the deep end and help you confront your fear of rejection.

By Jove I think you might be on to something there. You sir are a genius.

Now can anyone please give me directions to Coppers :pac:

orourkeda

Mike 1972 wrote: »

:pac: There have been occasions when I wanted to but I am a bit shy about these things and besides I was worried that they might reject me or that I might discover they have a propensity for sexual practices that I disapprove of and tend to be very judgmental about.

So in the end I decided it all seemed more hasstle than it was worth and opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

Why am I telling you all this ?

Would you care to list these practices that prevent you from penetrating the ladies.

FreudianSlippers

orourkeda wrote: »

Would you care to list these practices that prevent you from penetrating the ladies.

: popcorn:

FreudianSlippers

Mike 1972 wrote: »

By Jove I think you might be on to something there. You sir are a genius.

Now can anyone please give me directions to Coppers :pac:

http://maps.google.ie/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=29+Harcourt+Street,+Dublin+2&sll=53.335375,-6.26336&sspn=0.006355,0.016512&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=29+Harcourt+St,+Dublin+2,+County+Dublin&t=h&z=17&iwloc=A

Oblomov

ROFLMFAO never? asked? but you must have spoken to a female at some time!!!!!!!!

........and the casual...... would you like a drink........ a coffee....... a film... a........ well, what ever....

LOL

bonerm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

opted to go down to the library for a w@nk instead :eek:

As long as you did it quietly.

bonerm

OisinT wrote: »

http://maps.google.ie/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=29+Harcourt+Street,+Dublin+2&sll=53.335375,-6.26336&sspn=0.006355,0.016512&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=29+Harcourt+St,+Dublin+2,+County+Dublin&t=h&z=17&iwloc=A

Cmon. The guy is clearly clueless. He's gonna need better directions than that.

http://maps.google.ie/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=29+Harcourt+Street,+Dublin+2&sll=53.335375,-6.26336&sspn=0.006355,0.016512&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=29+Harcourt+St,+Dublin+2,+County+Dublin&t=h&ll=53.335406,-6.263344&spn=0.004203,0.011362&z=17&layer=c&cbll=53.335443,-6.263347&panoid=Qsdv-pAM9uLdVrA5-Bc48g&cbp=12,216.59,,2,3.85

Mike 1972

Oblomov wrote: »

........and the casual...... would you like a drink........ a coffee....... a film... a........ well, what ever....

...<takes notes>.........

-Trek-

stovelid wrote: »

Reverse psychology to get chicks on boards to bombard you with PMs offering sex?

Does that actually work?

<_<

>_>

Just curious.

orourkeda

Does the old steak and blow job line still woo the ladies?

bonerm

orourkeda wrote: »

Does the old steak and blow job line still woo the ladies?

That line only works on 14/3/xxxx. Ask for it on that date and they'll go down quicker than Titanic. Any other date tho and you'll be lucky to get a slap in the face and a kick in the nuts.

Mike 1972

...<checks calender>.........<decides its a bit far off>.....<refers back to previous entries in notebook>.......

orourkeda

bonerm wrote: »

That line only works on 14/3/xxxx. Ask for it on that date and they'll go down quicker than Titanic. Any other date tho and you'll be lucky to get a slap in the face and a kick in the nuts.

I cant wait to get sucked off after a lovely juicy sirloin on the 14th march next year

alwaysadub

bonerm wrote: »

That line only works on 14/3/xxxx. Ask for it on that date and they'll go down quicker than Titanic. Any other date tho and you'll be lucky to get a slap in the face and a kick in the nuts.

This man clearly knows his stuff.
Do have awful lock-jaw on the 15th though

:pac:

flash1080

stovelid wrote: »

Reverse psychology to get chicks on boards to bombard you with PMs offering sex?

That actually works?

Ladies, don't PM me looking for sex, my inbox is full already.

FreudianSlippers

flash1080 wrote: »

That actually works?

Ladies, don't PM me looking for sex, my inbox is full already.

Lies!

Micky Dolenz

Not Funny OP.