How lazy are you?

Hazys

What are the most lazyist things you do?

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."

My laziness:

• I never fully read threads on Boards, i just scan them, find the posts with the most Thanks and read them
• When i'm upstairs in my gaff and i couldnt be arsed walking down the stairs to ask my roommates something, i ring them
• I have got food delivered from the pizza place 30ft from my gaff
• When starting threads on Boards i'm generally too lazy to fin...

InTheTrees

I was going to reply bu

KeithM89_old

tl;dr

FlutterinBantam

Hazys wrote: »

What are the most lazyist things you do?

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."

My laziness:

• I never fully read threads on Boards, i just scan them, find the posts with the most Thanks and read them
• When i'm upstairs in my gaff and i couldnt be arsed walking down the stairs to ask my roommates something, i ring them
• I have got food delivered from the pizza place 30ft from my gaff
• When starting threads on Boards i'm generally too lazy to fin...

I'm too lazy to wash my jocks, just burn the fcukers.

Kimono-Girl

i am very lazy...

fikay

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heebusjeebus

meh

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

One day when I was hungover I didnt feel like going to the shop to buy a lighter, so I put the toaster on my bedside locker and lit fags off that.

Pauleta

Ive been meaning to bring a dvd downstairs for 5 years. I will do it later :pac:

Asphyxia

After a night out drinking if I have a hangover I just lay on the couch in my pj's all day browsing the web and catching up on all my favorite tv shows.

smk89

I have a long stick to change the channel on the tv

Pompey Magnus

A few years back I woke up one cold winter's morning, went to check the time on my phone but the battery had fallen out and so the time reset to the dreaded 00:00. I was too warm and cosy in bed to venture downstairs into the cold to check the clock in the kitchen so instead I just sent myself a text and checked the delivery report time. Lazy it may have been but I didn't care as I smiled to myself and curled back up for another few hours sleep.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Pocketfizz wrote: »

After a night out drinking if I have a hangover I just lay on the couch in my pj's all day browsing the web and catching up on all my favorite tv shows.

I do that when I'm not hungover.

Cantona's Collars

I'm really Neill Prenderville-I was going to have a **** in the jacks on a plane but was too lazy to get up and walk to it.

Orim

I work out so that I don't have to go through the effort of carrying around additional body weight.

alwaysadub

Well today i got out of bed at about 3pm, went to the local shop-drove there-and have been flaked out on the couch since i came back.

I have lazy days and not lazy days. Today is a lazy day, but i'm too lazy to care..

krudler

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jokettle

I'm working from home today. Interpret that as you will.

*Snuggles up under duvet*

FlipperThePriest

I thought about procrastinating earlier today, then I said, meh, f**k it, it'll wait till tomorrow!

Also, I'm a member of boards since 2007...look at my post count!

jonnyfingers

There are so many ways.

1) I woke up at 1pm today. I got out of bed at 5:30pm.
2) In the past I have ordered take-away from Dominos Pizza but only to deliver Ice-cream. I had to buy multiple tubs to meet the minimum delivery order. There is a shop 2 minutes from my house.
3) I regularly get up 10 minutes before work. It's a 5 minute drive. I'm rarely more than 3 minutes late however!
4) I've signed up to do a half-marathon in December and out of my 12 week training plan I completed the first week and completely missed the next 5.
5) A fairly important part in my car has need replacing for 3 years.
6) A band I was in split up 5 months ago. My gear is still in the garage of one of the band members.

Last but not least..........

7) In college I was crazy about this Canadian chick. I chatted her up one night and suggested that as she was new to the area I'd be happy to show her around. The next day I get a knock on the door at 12:30pm. This gets me out of bed. I answer in my dressing gown and there she is wondering if I'd like to spend the day with her. I told her I was a bit tired. Maybe another day.

My laziness cheats me out of roides!

Dravokivich

I copied and pasted letters from other people's post to make up this post

scientific1982

Lazy is the natural state of humans.

Cheap Thrills!

I am writing this from bed....:cool:

Killer Pigeon

Hmmm, well I'm so lazy that after a **** instead of using a tissue I just allow it to drip down the side of my balls and down my thighs.

.... next post ....

Little Acorn

jonnyfingers wrote: »

There are so many ways.

1) I woke up at 1pm today. I got out of bed at 5:30pm.
2) In the past I have ordered take-away from Dominos Pizza but only to deliver Ice-cream. I had to buy multiple tubs to meet the minimum delivery order. There is a shop 2 minutes from my house.
3) I regularly get up 10 minutes before work. It's a 5 minute drive. I'm rarely more than 3 minutes late however!
4) I've signed up to do a half-marathon in December and out of my 12 week training plan I completed the first week and completely missed the next 5.
5) A fairly important part in my car has need replacing for 3 years.
6) A band I was in split up 5 months ago. My gear is still in the garage of one of the band members.

Last but not least..........

7) In college I was crazy about this Canadian chick. I chatted her up one night and suggested that as she was new to the area I'd be happy to show her around. The next day I get a knock on the door at 12:30pm. This gets me out of bed. I answer in my dressing gown and there she is wondering if I'd like to spend the day with her. I told her I was a bit tired. Maybe another day.

My laziness cheats me out of roides!

I think this is a winner!:D

Especially for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3lJwyQ_2Qg

Deus Ex Machina

Hazys wrote: »

What are the most lazyist things you do?


I never fully read threads on Boards, i just scan them

I do that in college with essay titles, exam questions, scientific papers and everything else. I don't get good grades.

BlandKitten

I have an old umbrella that I found to open and close my door, meaning I don't have to get out of my couch... ever.

charlemont

i sleep for about 10 hrs every day...

easyeason3

charlemont wrote: »

i sleep for about 10 hrs every day...

:eek::eek::eek:

10 hours??? Are you fresh out of the womb or what?

jefreywithonef

I have a humorous anecdote about laziness but I'm too lazy to type it out.

Cook my sock

im so la....

Bob Z

I copied and pasted letters from other people's post to make up this post

JONJO THE MISER

Bob Z wrote: »

I copied and pasted letters from other people's post to make up this post

Im too lazy to copy and paste your post.

smk89

I went to bed a 9 last night after a test and woke up at 11am.
I have been tired all day

giles lynchwood

I wear a nappy in bed so i don't have to get up.:)

mickrock

I'm too lazy to have a job.

I normally wake up in the afternoons but don't get up until at least an hour later.

Princess Peach

If I'm not working I sleep about 12 hours, and stay on average an extra 3 in bed before I will move to the sofa.

If I am working, I get out of a bed an exact 15 minutes before I have to be in work, this 15 minutes includes the 5 minute walk.

I have often text my sister from my bed to come to my room and turn the light switch off, or hand me the remote from approx 1.5 metres away.

I have often gone hungry because I'm too lazy to go to the kitchen or to cook.

I have about 2 months worth of underwear before I have to actually do a wash. I know this for sure.

Live a 3 minute walk from the Chinese but I will pay the €3 delivery charge to save me having to go and pick it up.

Theres probably more but I couldn't be bothered thinking.

oldyouth

Way too much effort gone in to responses to this thread.

Bob Z

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Im too lazy to copy and paste your post.

I'm going to respond to this post some day next week...or the week after

sdanseo

Im Lazy x 2^6.5

AskMyChocolate

I'm uncomfortably hot in this jumper.

hullaballoo

I work in a bar on weekends and if something's more than 3 steps away from me, I say we don't have it. e.g., half-pint glasses.

"Pint and a half of Guinness, barkeep."

"No half-pints."

Kxiii

Never put off till tomorrow, what you can get away with completely

take everything

I'm like a rug on valium (I'm so lazy i steal Rodney Dangerfield jokes).

docmol

I'm so lazy I married a pregnant woman...

Skinfull

meh...too lazy to read the rest of this thread... (bet I'm the first one to post that response!)

Hail 2 Da Thief

While changing my bed sheets I've often gotten lazy half way through & end up sleeping in a bed with no sheets whatsoever!

Bob Z

Skinfull wrote: »

meh...too lazy to read the rest of this thread... (bet I'm the first one to post that response!)

Don't know. Too lazy to check

Sanjuro

I lived with a couple of people in Australia. One guy in particular would eat dinner in front of the television and leave the plate on the table. We were always cleaning up after him, so we decided to experiment and see how long it would take him to bring the plate the fifteen feet to the kitchen. Seven weeks passed. The plate was rancid. One day another house mate was walking out with the garbage. The first lad just called the guy over, opened the bag and threw the plate in. All while still sitting on the couch. You had to admire his laziness, in a way.

Vicxas

Im so lazy i cant even think of a good lazy story.

Hank_Jones

I'm not particularly lazy at all.
I do about 60 hours in college a week and have a job where I usually work about 20 hours a week.

You people disgust me.