Tell me how to pick up dudes.

liah

Frankly, I'm kinda bored, and want to challenge myself, and I keep seeing guys complain that they'd like to be the ones being picked up instead of having to be the ones to do the picking up all the time. So, as a female, I'm coming to you, AH, to give me the comprehensive guide as to how to pick up dudes.

I'll try the best answer next time I'm out and tell you how it goes. :eek:

revz

This one should be good

Kimono-Girl

wear one of them newly popular lace see through tops! it just might* get their attention!

*the right kind of attention not guaranteed

liah

In fairness, I am genuinely curious, I've never had to do the picking up before. But mostly I just need a giggle today. And this should help.

massdebater

Tell them you'll ride them

/thread

Copper23

In before the "Nice-guys" looking to PM you.

eurokev

liah wrote: »

Frankly, I'm kinda bored, and want to challenge myself, and I keep seeing guys complain that they'd like to be the ones being picked up instead of having to be the ones to do the picking up all the time. So, as a female, I'm coming to you, AH, to give me the comprehensive guide as to how to pick up dudes.

I'll try the best answer next time I'm out and tell you how it goes. :eek:

sorry but most of us are only interested in one thing. beigins with s ends in x and the middle letter is a vowel. Extremely bad form saying this, but speaking from a guys point of view if you even start to approach a guy we have already mentally undressed you:eek:

zeds alive

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”

eurokev

massdebater wrote: »

Tell them you'll ride them

/thread

true true

Mrmoe

You don't even have to leave your house, we do home deliveries nowadays.

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*Clicks on liah's Facebook link in her sig*



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Yeah, just show them what you look like.

FreeCheese4All

liah wrote: »

In fairness, I am genuinely curious, I've never had to do the picking up before. But mostly I just need a giggle today. And this should help.

Approach the ugliest guy in the room. You won't have much work to do then.
/me may have been that ugly guy back in the day!

alwaysadub

Liah, i've seen your pics before, you really shouldn't have a problem!

But i'm a girl, and a shy one at that, so afraid i've no advice for you .

starlit

Be nice, friendly, chatty, smile, be yourself, show them you are up for a bit of fun. Initiate things though and they will follow suit. Flirt and compliment guys! Complimenting a guy works a treat, works every time when I compliment a guy! Keep conversation light and friendly nothing serious but fun though and light hearted banter and general stuff too. Ask the guy to dance or something or buy him a drink or just ask to join a guy for a drink and a chat and approach him that way at the bar whether at a pub or nightclub. Cool thing to do, ask him to help you with something like your shoe or something like that.

Royal Irish

I seen your photo over on the CoD forum and you wont have much trouble trying to pick a guy up, so I think you should challenge yourself abit more and try to pick up a guy in a gay bar.

efb

I'm a guy that picks up dudes, don't go where I go, coppers apparently is the place- depending on how good looking u are the longer you'll have to wait, bur you will score.

spider guardian

'Pick Up Artistry for Girls", this could be a new industry! why didn't I think of this before?

RockinRolla

Stop dressing like youre going to your sweet 16 - something Ive notcied many irish women doing in Dublin on the weekend.

start by lifting weights, then you should be able to

javaboy

Keep your feet about a foot apart. Bend the knees. Keep your back straight. Blah blah et ceteblah

EDIT: Damn

liah

RockinRolla wrote: »

Stop dressing like youre going to your sweet 16 - something Ive notcied many irish women doing in Dublin on the weekend.

I don't dress like that anyway.. I always wore jeans to clubs. :pac:

Catari Jaguar

You like video games. You're already in. Altough hmm.. gamers boys. Yea sorry.

Professey Chin

cherub rock wrote: »

You like video games. You're already in. Altough hmm.. gamers boys. Yea sorry.

Harsh

liah

cherub rock wrote: »

You like video games. You're already in. Altough hmm.. gamers boys. Yea sorry.

They're the only ones I've ever dated.. Maybe that's my problem.

Holybejaysus

zeds alive wrote: »

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”

I think I had better come to your rescue here and compliment you on that quote-Only some people here will get it!


As for the lady in question-why bother trying to force something? Just let it happen organically-if the chemistry is there, it's there.
I don't think you should have to be picking up anyone. It should be a mutual arrangement, should it not?

liah

Eh, this thread was meant for AH humour, I wasn't looking for legitimate responses.. more something to lift my mood after a crap day with a bit of bull and maybe grab bits of worthwhile pieces here and there.

Mods, please lock, there's no reason for this to be here. I'm not sure why it was moved as there's plenty of threads about men trying to pick up women that don't get locked but that's how it goes.

Holybejaysus

liah wrote: »

Eh, this thread was meant for AH humour, I wasn't looking for legitimate responses.. more something to lift my mood after a crap day with a bit of bull and maybe grab bits of worthwhile pieces here and there.

Mods, please lock, there's no reason for this to be here. I'm not sure why it was moved as there's plenty of threads about men trying to pick up women that don't get locked but that's how it goes.

Aha....I totally missed that-sorry! I shall now scuttle away in horror

Maple

For a second I thought the wind had picked me up and whirled me away to Oz, such was my confusion over this thread.

Locked as per OP request.

Maple.