Boader control

kathy2

IF YOU PASS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY - YOU GET 12YRS HARD
LABOUR. IF YOU PASS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY - U GET SHOT. IF YOU PASS
THE IRISH BORDER ILLEGALLY U GET A JOB, A DRIVER'S LICENSE, A PLACE TO
LIVE, HOUSING BENEFIT, HEALTH CARE, EDUCATION, CHILD BENEFIT... NEED .........I CARRY ON?. THIS... COUNTRY'S A JOKE!!! PUT AS......... YOUR ...STATUS
IF YOU AGREE!!...NO WONDER WE ARE A COUNTRY IN DEBT

I read this on facebook and wondered what people think??

B

gustavo

THEY TOOK ER JERRRBS

Einstein

i think about bewbs tbh

DublinWriter

kathy2 wrote: »

I read this on facebook and wondered what people think??

I think the person who wrote it originally couldn't speak English for starters.

Feckin swan eaters...

deise_boi

kathy2 wrote: »

I read this on facebook and wondered what people think??

I think that their grammar is appalling.

It wasn't me!

I think whoever came up with that was either intoxicated and/or mentally deficient.

TheZohanS

kathy2 wrote: »

I read this on facebook and wondered what people think??

It's a good idiot filter.

bonerm

kathy2 wrote: »

IF YOU PASS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY - YOU GET 12YRS HARD
LABOUR. IF YOU PASS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY - U GET SHOT. IF YOU PASS
THE IRISH BORDER ILLEGALLY U GET A JOB, A DRIVER'S LICENSE, A PLACE TO
LIVE, HOUSING BENEFIT, HEALTH CARE, EDUCATION, CHILD BENEFIT... NEED .........I CARRY ON?. THIS... COUNTRY'S A JOKE!!! PUT AS......... YOUR ...STATUS
IF YOU AGREE!!...NO WONDER WE ARE A COUNTRY IN DEBT

I read this on facebook and wondered what people think??

I think mothers shouldn't smoke or drink during pregnancy.

gizmo

I think...

Whoever wrote it is retarded.
I'm glad Ireland isn't like North Korea or Afghanistan.
Whoever wrote it probably couldn't point either country out on a map.

gustavo

Of course North Korea always have the right idea on everything and Ireland as a country should be looking to take their lead on all matters.

karlog

kathy2 wrote: »

I read this on facebook

:mad:

Princess Peach

All I know about border control in Ireland is that you can get a dead body through no questions asked.

My knowledge of the matter ends here.

smk89

Awh, I have a headache. Stop shouting

chin_grin

BECAUSE YOU GET MORE ATTENTION WITH CAPS AND TERRIBLE GRAMMAR AND BULLSH!T OFF THE CUFF COMPARISONS!

Duggy747

Where do people get this information from, chocolate bar wrappers?

I love how they make it sound like their opinion and that they hold some sort of intellect when it comes to how things work in the world. In the end they sound like somebody opened their head, scooped out their brain and took a shìt in it!

Snakeblood

I think they should have a spelling test at the border.

Standman

What's a boader?

policarp

If you pass the Irish border you're in deep sh!t...

jester77

I think their CAPLOCK key is broken

MGMTea

LOUD NOISES

gustavo

It somewhat fits that the title of the thread is misspelt - Also I'd like to hear the OP's view on it

Sykk

Boader?

--Kaiser--

Thought this thread was about bladder control.


I am disappoint

Procasinator

IF YOU PASS GO, COLLECT $200 DOLLARS!

chin_grin

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Thought this thread was about bladder control.


I am disappoint

Son!

cypharius

I think that anyone without a contagious disease, who knows English, and who is fit to work should be allowed into the country and even given citizenship if they desire.


Any legitimate argument for why not?

Duggy747

cypharius wrote: »

Any legitimate argument for why not?

If they're ginger they can stay out, we already have enough problems here with the ones we got :pac:

kathy2

Brillant I love boards!!

Oranage2

Our illeagal immigration policies are a little bit lax IMO - I'll leave it at that or else the PC bragrade will label me a "Racict"

Pherekydes

CAN WE HAVE A POLL, PLEASE?

• SHOOT 'EM
• GIVE 'EM 12 YEARS' HARD LABOUR
• GIVE 'EM A JOB AND TREAT 'EM LIKE HUMANS

NOW I'M OFF TO FIX MY CAPS LOCK KEY.

Pherekydes

Oranage2 wrote: »

Our illeagal immigration policies are a little bit lax IMO - I'll leave it at that or else the PC bragrade will label me a "Racict"

Where do I sign up for your PC bragrade?

/sounds interesting.

General Zod

DIPPERS, CLIVE. DIPPERS!

Oranage2

Oranage2 wrote: »

Our illeagal immigration policies are a little bit lax IMO - I'll leave it at that or else the PC bragrade will label me a "Racict"

RACICT!

Oranage2

Pherekydes wrote: »

Where do I sign up for your PC bragrade?

/sounds interesting.

Deleted User wrote: »

RACICT!

Sorry I'm foreign and my english isnt great

Pherekydes

Oranage2 wrote: »

Sorry I'm foreign and my english isnt great

So did you select shooting or 12 years' hard labour then?

Edited to add: for yourself, of course.

IT'S TERRIBLE JOE

Gunsfortoys

Must....refrain....from.......correcting......grammar......................

General Zod

bluewolf wrote: »

IT'S TERRIBLE JOE

THEY CALL IT SNOWBALLING, JOE.

Gunsfortoys

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Must....refrain....from.......correcting......grammar......................

An ellipsis has three dots!

Cool_CM

It is grand for Ireland to have a "tradition of emigration" but nobody is allowed to come to Ireland?

Let's get rid of the illegal immigrants in Ireland but campaign for the US to grant citizenship to our illegal immigrants in the US.

Gotta love some people's logic.

cml387

I was in PC World the other day.

You've got to be very careful what you say there.

I love that joke.

gustavo

Cool_CM wrote: »

It is grand for Ireland to have a "tradition of emigration" but nobody is allowed to come to Ireland?

Let's get rid of the illegal immigrants in Ireland but campaign for the US to grant citizenship to our illegal immigrants in the US.

Gotta love some people's logic.

They're not illegal immigrants if they're Irish though - they're undocumented :rolleyes:

WindSock

I am both glad and disappointed none of my facebookies have posted this yet.

Duggy747

WindSock wrote: »

I am both glad and disappointed none of my facebookies have posted this yet.

Heheh, waiting with glee to hop on them for posting such an idiotic status?





















me too :pac:

Gunsfortoys

bluewolf wrote: »

An ellipsis has three dots!

*Folds arms* Smartarse

StupidLikeAFox

This was discussed on VinB one night.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKO4KsYMAFI

Wolf Club

TOO RIGHT; TANS OUT!

Seriously though, what the fúck was whoever wrote that thinking? Should we impose a similar immigration policy as Kim Jong-il? Is a totalitarian government the way forward for Ireland? Such shíte.

Rockn

GUD TREAD!!1!

/ascii facepalm

Procasinator

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BOADER PASSES YOU!

(Last post in this thread, I promise)

Mint Sauce

Duggy747 wrote: »

If they're ginger they can stay out, we already have enough problems here with the ones we got :pac:

I'd send them to the zoo!





oh wait....

Ectoplasm

Einstein wrote: »

i think about bewbs tbh

I'm a girl and given a choice between that and the topic of the OP I'll think about bewbs too.