Which do you prefer: kittens or puppies?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Following this thread.

I like kittens. They're squinty and cute and mew so. Puppies shit everywhere. What about you?





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What? There's no punchline. Just answer the damn question.

Rothmans

Puppies ftw!!!

They may sh!t and p!ss all over the place but you can't stay mad at a puppy, when they give you those puppy dog eyes . . . .

Also, when cats sh!t in the house, they always do it in a sneaky and hard-to-get-place. Just to make things difficult

btard

Kittens. Barbecued medium rare. :cool:

Princess Peach

PUPPIES!!

They are so cute, very playful. I also find it hard to tell all these different cat breeds apart, but so many different breeds of puppies, all look so different, all look so cute.

I'm gonna go to a puppy website for the rest of the night and then dream I'm lying in a field of flowers playing with loads of puppies.

KeithM89_old

Are we talking dead or alive here??

4zn76tysfajdxp

This is how I would've replied if anyone else had started this thread:

Cohen Miniature Tollbooth wrote: »

Puppies shit everywhere. What about you?

I shit in the toilet.


Step up your game, folks.

squod

KeithM89 wrote: »

Are we talking dead or alive here??

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33afcac1a2/shooting-kittens-with-laser-blasters

Rented Mule

Depends on what sort of sauce you serve them with.

Saila

I like puppy flavoured chicken turtles

mojesius

Puppies.
Dogs > cats.

R0ot

Whichever cooks better.

Rothmans

Cohen Miniature Tollbooth wrote: »

I shit in the toilet.


Step up your game, folks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49jKeGyUCJE

Their clever little bastards though, I'll give them that

WindSock

Both are equally sooooo cute and fluffy!!!! omg aren't they?

parker kent

Kittens. Puppies and dogs in general annoy me.

liah

Puppies by a long shot. They're all roly-poly with puppy grunts and puppy breath and big puppy bellies! They're just mountains of puppy eyes and wagging tails and chubby paws and rolls of fat and sweetness and utter, simple joy and love.

Goddamnit, now I want a puppy

Dudess

Love them both but kittens win by a narrow margin as they're funnier and don't sh1t on you.

Princess Peach

Cohen Miniature Tollbooth wrote: »

This is how I would've replied if anyone else had started this thread:



I shit in the toilet.


Step up your game, folks.

Who could even read that when you've put images of fluffy little baby animals in our head?

Diabhal Beag

All the cat owners I know are weird so I always preferred puppies.

Gummy Panda

Both but kittens purr

alwaysadub

Frada started a normal thread with no witty comment?!

There's something wrong with the world! :eek:


Anyway,i prefere kittens. Wish i could get one

MrStuffins

I like to force them to breed and then end up with either "Kuppies" or "Pittens"......... i interchange the name depending on my humour at the time!

bronte

I think I should get the kitten because I'm great. In fact, I think I should get both the kitten and the puppy in case one of them doesn't work!

OutlawPete

Puppies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyXzwtIlZyg

MrStuffins

bronte wrote: »

I think I should get the kitten because I'm great. In fact, I think I should get both the kitten and the puppy in case one of them doesn't work!

I hope it's not the puppy, i'd hate to have to drown it............ in hugs and kisses!

Ardennes1944

puppies. hate cats, disloyal dirty bastards...in my opinion

scientific1982

Nothing on earth is as cute as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNg8HLSc4bE

FoxT

Puppies are high maintenance.
Kittens are low(er) maintenance, and when they grow up they are clean & do a good job of keeping rodents at bay. We have a cat. Our relationship is symbiotic, but with a little mutual affection as well. Works great.

Princess Peach

scientific1982 wrote: »

Nothing on earth is as cute as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNg8HLSc4bE

I see your kitty and raise you these puppies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDWTjkHb9nY&feature=grec_index

Fluffybums

Don't mind, just couldn't eat a whole one, the fur tickles my throat and gives me bad stomach cramps.......






Seriously, kittens and cats, they're clean, they purr and sort themselves out and they only stay if they want to. Like dogs, but they'll eat sh*t given half a chance:eek: and they're not very suitable if you have a small garden and are at work during the day.

Princess Peach

Fluffybums wrote: »

Seriously, kittens and cats, they're clean, they purr and sort themselves out and they only stay if they want to. Like dogs, but they'll eat sh*t given half a chance:eek: and they're not very suitable if you have a small garden and are at work during the day.

The same can be said of women and men!

starbelgrade

Princess Peach wrote: »

I see your kitty and raise you these puppies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDWTjkHb9nY&feature=grec_index

Meh. I thought we were gonna see your puppies, raised.

stupidusername

Babies

Jaxxy

Rothmans wrote: »

Also, when cats sh!t in the house, they always do it in a sneaky and hard-to-get-place. Just to make things difficult

Yes they do, and they do it on purpose. Mine used to **** on the doormat in the hall or sometimes behind the sofa to punish me if I wouldn't get out of the bed to feed her.

Puppies ftw.

starbelgrade

stupidusername wrote: »

Babies

Steer clear lads, we got ourselves a clucker.

Princess Peach

starbelgrade wrote: »

Meh. I thought we were gonna see your puppies, raised.

This is a nice thread. I will not turn it filthy!

stupidusername wrote: »

Babies

Awwww, especially in cute little outfits

stupidusername

Princess Peach wrote: »

Awwww, especially in cute little outfits

No :mad:

bronte

stupidusername wrote: »

Babies

Are ya mad?

Do you have any idea how long those things take to toilet train?

Jaxxy

scientific1982 wrote: »

Nothing on earth is as cute as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNg8HLSc4bE

Was that kitten dropped on its FACE?

starbelgrade

bronte wrote: »

Are ya mad?

Do you have any idea how long those things take to toilet train?

3-4 years for a female. A lifetime for a male.

Princess Peach

stupidusername wrote: »

No :mad:

Well when we have babies we'll just post pics of them here and have these fine people pick the winning baby.

But mine will be in an amazingly cute costume.

Oh it on!

stupidusername

bronte wrote: »

Are ya mad?

Do you have any idea how long those things take to toilet train?

I may indeed be mad.

I do have somewhat of an idea how long those things take to toilet train. I'm not saying I want a baby. I was saying babies in terms of what we'd prefer to eat. Was this not what the discussion was about?

scientific1982

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Was that kitten dropped on its FACE?

Thats not a kitten. Its a Mogwai.

Princess Peach

scientific1982 wrote: »

Thats not a kitten. Its a Mogwai.

Awwwww a mogwai!

*whistles the tune*

bronte

stupidusername wrote: »

I may indeed be mad.

I do have somewhat of an idea how long those things take to toilet train. I'm not saying I want a baby. I was saying babies in terms of what we'd prefer to eat. Was this not what the discussion was about?

Forgiveness , please.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/RaAhBBk4Tjy2herqYBvbPyhGo1_500.jpg

stupidusername

bronte wrote: »

Forgiveness , please.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/RaAhBBk4Tjy2herqYBvbPyhGo1_500.jpg

That's quite alright. May my forgiveness be on you.

Dudess

A mogwai? Aw forget kittens and puppies - mogwais ftw. Cutest creatures EVER!!!

Princess Peach

This thread needs a poll. Kitties, puppies or mogwai. And mogwai WILL win!

starbelgrade

Mogwai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncSlPGnuOss

Dudess

Then again though, mogwais don't stay cute for long (realistically you will eventuallly get one wet/feed it after midnight, no matter how careful you are) in the same way that lion cubs and fox cubs are the cutest ever til they grow up. At least dogs and cats can often remain quite cute.

Princess Peach

Dudess wrote: »

Then again though, mogwais don't stay cute for long (realistically you will eventuallly get one wet/feed it after midnight, no matter how careful you are) in the same way that lion cubs and fox cubs are the cutest ever til they grow up. At least dogs and cats can often remain quite cute.

Specify in the poll, Gizmo.

Sarky

A kitten pooped on me once.