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What do you use your child allowance for?

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  • 09-11-2010 12:19am
    #1
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭


    Well be honest, ours goes on the mortgage or we would loose the house


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    For booze and smokes.

    I don't even have a child though.
    :pac:


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    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Someones watching Primetime too!


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    Celly Smunt
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    coke and hoes.


    if i had children


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Doom wrote: »
    Well be honest, ours goes on the mortgage or we would loose the house

    Ugh

    If I had children, it would go on adorable little costumes for them! Cutesy cutesy


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    R0ot
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    Food actually.


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    Biggins
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Ugh

    Ugh!
    No full stop. :D


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    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Don't have kids but keep the house if you can.
    I have friends doing the same as you & I have other friends putting the money into bank accounts for when the kids are older.


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    Doom
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    Oh god I spelt a word wrong, they'll take my house:eek:


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    Celly Smunt
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Ugh

    If I had children, it would go on adorable little costumes for them! Cutesy cutesy

    you really had to edit your post to make my thanks look gay didn't you?


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    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Doom wrote: »
    Oh god I spelt a word wrong, they'll take my house:eek:
    Spelled*

    You just can't win on these forums, OP.

    :pac:


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    CoalBucket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭CoalBucket


    To buy more children from poorer countries (not many of those left now) so I can get even more childrens allowance. Its my fool proof get rich quick childcare pyramid scheme.


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    BrokenArrows
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    I assume most people who have kids just roll the money into their other money and take care of the kids as any responsible parent would.

    I doubt anyone goes "ok i got xxxx amount of child allowance and im going to the shop now and only buy stuff for the kids"


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    galwayrush
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    Food.
    Might have to have 2-3 more kids to pay the incoming water charges....:D


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I sold my children to buy new tyres for my car.


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Biggins wrote: »
    Ugh!
    No full stop. :D

    Ugh is a noise, not a word.

    I'll put this in next time **


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    you really had to edit your post to make my thanks look gay didn't you?

    Its my soul aim in life.


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Short trips to England.


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    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Ugh is a noise, not a word.

    I'll put this in next time **
    Good girl ...or use "Ugh!"
    ...Then we can give out about others grammar and spelling without it biting us in the rear. ;)


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    Nozebleed
    Registered Users Posts: 1,727 ✭✭✭Nozebleed


    mickey money you mean..not child allowance..usually head down to club diva in the red cow and get locked...then have the gee tore off me.


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    CoalBucket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭CoalBucket


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I sold my children to buy new tyres for my car.

    I think they are in my pyramid scheme


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    Celly Smunt
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    Nozebleed wrote: »
    mickey money you mean..not child allowance..usually head down to club diva in the red cow and get locked...then have the gee tore off me.

    what nights?


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    we'llallhavetea_old
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    it goes toward my rent.


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    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I might contact the galway sperm donor who insists on impregnating "the natural way" as he finds artificial insemination "too weird". hopefully we might have triplets.


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    hondasam wrote: »
    I might contact the galway sperm donor who insists on impregnating "the natural way" as he finds artificial insemination "too weird". hopefully we might have triplets.

    You won't get much for 20 euro............:rolleyes:


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    hondasam
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I sold my children to buy new tyres for my car.

    you should have kept them and got them a job and took their wages !


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    Little Acorn
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Its my soul aim in life.

    Did you mean sole aim?
    Or, was that deliberate to give the other poster a chance to get you back?:P


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    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    galwayrush wrote: »
    You won't get much for 20 euro............:rolleyes:


    You will get your 15 year old bother home from a concert, post a rant on AH & still get a tenner from it.


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    #29
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    crystal meth and porn


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    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    hondasam wrote: »
    I might contact the galway sperm donor who insists on impregnating "the natural way" as he finds artificial insemination "too weird". hopefully we might have triplets.

    Triplets gets you double bubble on the childrens allowance and presents of E635 on the birth and 4th and 12th birthdays(I think)


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    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    galwayrush wrote: »
    You won't get much for 20 euro............:rolleyes:

    "Ideally we would try twice per day, meeting in hotel rooms is all I want.


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