What do you use your child allowance for?

Doom

Well be honest, ours goes on the mortgage or we would loose the house

alwaysadub

For booze and smokes.

I don't even have a child though.
:pac:

Biggins

Someones watching Primetime too!

Celly Smunt

coke and hoes.


if i had children

Princess Peach

Doom wrote: »

Well be honest, ours goes on the mortgage or we would loose the house

Ugh

If I had children, it would go on adorable little costumes for them! Cutesy cutesy

R0ot

Food actually.

Biggins

Princess Peach wrote: »

Ugh

Ugh!
No full stop.

easyeason3

Don't have kids but keep the house if you can.
I have friends doing the same as you & I have other friends putting the money into bank accounts for when the kids are older.

Doom

Oh god I spelt a word wrong, they'll take my house:eek:

Celly Smunt

Princess Peach wrote: »

Ugh

If I had children, it would go on adorable little costumes for them! Cutesy cutesy

you really had to edit your post to make my thanks look gay didn't you?

Sykk

Doom wrote: »

Oh god I spelt a word wrong, they'll take my house:eek:

Spelled*

You just can't win on these forums, OP.

:pac:

CoalBucket

To buy more children from poorer countries (not many of those left now) so I can get even more childrens allowance. Its my fool proof get rich quick childcare pyramid scheme.

BrokenArrows

I assume most people who have kids just roll the money into their other money and take care of the kids as any responsible parent would.

I doubt anyone goes "ok i got xxxx amount of child allowance and im going to the shop now and only buy stuff for the kids"

galwayrush

Food.
Might have to have 2-3 more kids to pay the incoming water charges....:D

starbelgrade

I sold my children to buy new tyres for my car.

Princess Peach

Biggins wrote: »

Ugh!
No full stop.

Ugh is a noise, not a word.

I'll put this in next time **

Princess Peach

pmcmahon wrote: »

you really had to edit your post to make my thanks look gay didn't you?

Its my soul aim in life.

WindSock

Short trips to England.

Biggins

Princess Peach wrote: »

Ugh is a noise, not a word.

I'll put this in next time **

Good girl ...or use "Ugh!"
...Then we can give out about others grammar and spelling without it biting us in the rear.

Nozebleed

mickey money you mean..not child allowance..usually head down to club diva in the red cow and get locked...then have the gee tore off me.

CoalBucket

starbelgrade wrote: »

I sold my children to buy new tyres for my car.

I think they are in my pyramid scheme

Celly Smunt

Nozebleed wrote: »

mickey money you mean..not child allowance..usually head down to club diva in the red cow and get locked...then have the gee tore off me.

what nights?

we'llallhavetea_old

it goes toward my rent.

hondasam

I might contact the galway sperm donor who insists on impregnating "the natural way" as he finds artificial insemination "too weird". hopefully we might have triplets.

galwayrush

hondasam wrote: »

I might contact the galway sperm donor who insists on impregnating "the natural way" as he finds artificial insemination "too weird". hopefully we might have triplets.

You won't get much for 20 euro............:rolleyes:

hondasam

starbelgrade wrote: »

I sold my children to buy new tyres for my car.

you should have kept them and got them a job and took their wages !

Little Acorn

Princess Peach wrote: »

Its my soul aim in life.

Did you mean sole aim?
Or, was that deliberate to give the other poster a chance to get you back?:P

easyeason3

galwayrush wrote: »

You won't get much for 20 euro............:rolleyes:

You will get your 15 year old bother home from a concert, post a rant on AH & still get a tenner from it.

brendansmith

crystal meth and porn

Ronin247

hondasam wrote: »

I might contact the galway sperm donor who insists on impregnating "the natural way" as he finds artificial insemination "too weird". hopefully we might have triplets.

Triplets gets you double bubble on the childrens allowance and presents of E635 on the birth and 4th and 12th birthdays(I think)

hondasam

galwayrush wrote: »

You won't get much for 20 euro............:rolleyes:

"Ideally we would try twice per day, meeting in hotel rooms is all I want.

strokemyclover

I bankroll the kids with their own child allowance. They triple the money hustling other kids out of their lunch money at blackjack in the school yard

I call the youngest one Rain Man!

Princess Peach

hondasam wrote: »

"Ideally we would try twice per day, meeting in hotel rooms is all I want.

That costs extra. An alley is free! Can I babysit?

fonecrusher1

Lots of folks who don't really need it put it straight into the holiday to france savings account. Tax payers money flowing down the drain.

Budget's gonna get ya!;)

hondasam

Princess Peach wrote: »

That costs extra. An alley is free! Can I babysit?

you can be the sandwich if you want

BillShorey

Wine, Nurofen and cheap Aer Lingus flights.

Nozebleed

pmcmahon wrote: »

what nights?

thursday.

Biggins

BillShorey wrote: »

Wine, Nurofen and cheap Aer Lingus flights.

Your real name wouldn't be O'Donaghue would it?
Taking a break from the Dail then! :pac:

...Sorry, I'm wrong - O'Donaghue never took any CHEAP flights!
Carry on...

Terry

WindSock wrote: »

Short trips to England.

Awesome.


When my son is born (6 months to go) I'll be spending mine on wooden spoons.
Mother****er is gonna know his place. If he cries, then he's gonna get the wooden spoon.
Babies cry a lot, so I'll be going through a lot of wooden spoons.
The rest will go on beer from Newry and smokes from Talbot St.

Hey, at least I'm honest.

Someone will believe this crap

Celly Smunt

brendansmith wrote: »

crystal meth and porn

you pay for porn?

stovelid

Goes into a savings account for them.

Biggins

stovelid wrote: »

Goes into a savings account for them.

Fair play if you can still do that while your finding things tough.
Lord knows, they are going to need those saving in the years of school/college.

hondasam

Terry wrote: »

Awesome.


When my son is born (6 months to go) I'll be spending mine on wooden spoons.
Mother****er is gonna know his place. If he cries, then he's gonna get the wooden spoon.
Babies cry a lot, so I'll be going through a lot of wooden spoons.
The rest will go on beer from Newry and smokes from Talbot St.

Hey, at least I'm honest.

Someone will believe this crap

dont forget the porn, mrs terry will be very tired, emotional and not
Sympathetic to your needs !!

themadchef

stovelid wrote: »

Goes into a savings account for them.

Lucky bastid



Oh and Terry, congrats. Will look forward to your middle of the night

"Shoud my babies poo smell this bad / be this runny / look this green?" posts :pac

stovelid

themadchef wrote: »

Lucky bastid

Disclaimer: contingent on aul' fella hanging on to his job

up for anything

Princess Peach wrote: »

Its my soul aim in life.

Loose/lose

Soul/sole

stovelid

up for anything wrote: »

Loose/lose

Soul/sole

http://omg.wthax.org/gt_1.jpg

falan

The child allowance should be means tested. I can't understand how the likes of Doctors and other professionals are entitled to this money when they don't need it....Holiday money is all it is.

orourkeda

steak and blow jobs

Kimono-Girl

i put my daughters childrens allowence into her credit union account! she'll more than likely need it when she's older for college stuff, or secondary school stuff...or other stuff.....

Coriolanus

stovelid wrote: »

http://omg.wthax.org/gt_1.jpg

Ah, that's not really fair. He was highlighting the hypocrisy as well as correcting her.