On Behalf of the USA, I declare war on Ireland.

Nisto

It's on

GLaDOS

Well that was quick

phasers

Technically you're declaring war on like half your own population then

Nisto

phasers wrote: »

Technically you're declaring war on like half your own population then

Not the people, just the land.

Nisto

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Well that was quick

This is why I joined. I smooth talked all of you, and now I'm taking over. We are going to take all of your beer, and burn your 4 leaf clovers.

Jaxxy

But there's no oil here.

Are you after our cheese?

Krieg

Be my guest, you'll also inherit all our bad debts

Seloth

Nisto wrote: »

This is why I joined. I smooth talked all of you, and now I'm taking over. We are going to take all of your beer, and burn your 4 leaf clovers.

My wont you be disappointed when you come here from your stereotyped views.

the purple tin

Not the people, just the land.

Have you never seen "The Field"?:p

squod

A simple tax on fatties will discourage the Americans.

ItsAWindUp

I'll give my buddy Osama a call.

Overheal

Nisto wrote: »

Not the people, just the land.

I dug my putter into the green at a pitch and putt in ennis one time... the landlord was none too happy and I paid him twenty euro.

I can't wait to see the look on his face when a full company of marines starts pumping lead into the fairway. Ahahahahaaaa! \o/

mickrock

Is that you, George W?

Nisto

the purple tin wrote: »

Have you never seen "The Field"?:p

Have you ever seen The godfather? We aren't joking.

PeterIanStaker

Nisto wrote: »

We are going to take all of your beer,

Yeah, like you Americans could get past 4 pints without being locked:D
















I'm joking, dont nuke me!!!

alwaysadub

Nisto wrote: »

Not the people, just the land.

You gonna take over people's mortgages too?
Fair play to ya

Nisto

ItsAWindUp wrote: »

I'll give my buddy Osama a call.

Boo

That was in poor taste

Jazzy

im gonna sneak over there and open one of them megachurches ive been reading about

foxinsox

Nisto wrote: »

Not the people, just the land.

Will you turn off the lights when you're leaving?

Thanks..

see ya...
wouldn't want to be ya...


"People of Ireland... get your sunscreen"
"We're going to Miami!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUBB1lOLD6k

Stab*City

Ha, ye cant even finish the ones you have already started..

peabutler

Come on so, we have the priests and in typical age of empires fashion they are ready to convert.

TheZohanS

Nisto wrote: »

On Behalf of the USA, I declare war on Ireland.

Pfft...if anyone was going to declare war on us on behalf of the US it would be Overheal.

Terry

Bring it on.
We've had deluded invaders here before. We know how to deal with them.

Nisto

Stab*City wrote: »

Ha, ye cant even finish the ones you have already started..

That was never a war, that was a joke. George Bush didn't know what he was doing.

Nisto

Terry wrote: »

Bring it on.
We've had deluded invaders here before. We know how to deal with them.

305 Million people against 6 million. I think we could handle it.

scientific1982

Nisto wrote: »

Have you ever seen The godfather? We aren't joking.

Umh. That whole taking over Ireland thing never really pans out well. We've been known to hold grudges.

LenaClaire

Eh, he is just jealous that American girls like Irish guys

Nisto

scientific1982 wrote: »

Umh. That whole taking over Ireland thing never really pans out well. We've been known to hold grudges.

But you've never faced such a big country.

My name is URL

*emails thread to Wikileaks*

Aldebaran

Nisto wrote: »

305 Million people against 6 million. I think we could handle it.

I'd say you'd make a balls of it.

ItsAWindUp

Nisto wrote: »

But you've never faced such a big country.

British Empire?

peabutler

Nisto wrote: »

But you've never faced such a big country.

We have lovely big trees and overgrown hedges to shoot at you from before running away and hiding under floorboards.

foxinsox

Nisto wrote: »

305 Million people against 6 million. I think we could handle it.

ha ha ha ha

you obviously haven't met many Irish people...

we'd deal with 305 million on a saturday night after the pub before the chippers...

FunnyStuff

Nisto wrote: »

305 Million

We've no-where to put all those prisoners:(

strobe

Nisto wrote: »

305 Million people against 6 million. I think we could handle it.

But how many of those 305 million can run faster than a mile an hour, or, ye know, stand up under their own power? Out of the two or three million left, how many would be able to find Ireland on a map in order to invade it? Let us know when you're invading force of 33 people get here. There's a good lad.

ItsAWindUp

FunnyStuff wrote: »

We've no-where to put all those prisoners:(

Shoot em all and let God sort em out.

Nisto

strobe wrote: »

But how many of those 305 million can run faster than a mile an hour, or, ye know, stand up under their own power? Out of the two or three million left, how many would be able to find Ireland on a map in order to invade it? Let us know when you're invading force of 33 people get here. There's a good lad.

Well, between having 72 million people in our military..All trained to run, and all of them are in perfect condition..I don't know man.

Merzbow

Nisto wrote: »

Have you ever seen The godfather? We aren't joking.

Weren't they a Sicilian family?

Kimono-Girl

FunnyStuff wrote: »

We've no-where to put all those prisoners:(

ah sure we can throw them into our prisons they're already overcrowded sure whats another 305 million....:P

LenaClaire

Nisto wrote: »

Well, between having 72 million people in our military..All trained to run, and all of them are in perfect condition..I don't know man.

Yeah, but most are otherwise occupied right now.

Nisto

ItsAWindUp wrote: »

British Empire?

You guys never had a war?

Stab*City

Nisto wrote: »

That was never a war, that was a joke. George Bush didn't know what he was doing.

A joke!?! Ya i can still hear the people of afganistan/iraq/vietnam and the native american indians laughing.. History has a few chapters on americans that didnt know what they were doing.. oh and dont forget your war on drugs which ye are winning every day!! yaaaay!! high 5!!

ItsAWindUp

Nisto wrote: »

Well, between having 72 million people in our military..All trained to run, and all of them are in perfect condition..I don't know man.

I don't know either, killing and maiming civilians is hungry work, suppose they get peckish?

Merzbow

Nisto wrote: »

Well, between having 72 million people in our military..All trained to run, and all of them are in perfect condition..I don't know man.

What, 25% of your population are in the military ?

Nisto

Stab*City wrote: »

A joke!?! Ya i can still hear the people of afganistan/iraq/vietnam and the native american indians laughing.. History has a few chapters on americans that didnt know what they were doing.. oh and dont forget your war on drugs which ye are winning every day!! yaaaay!! high 5!!

Sorry we aren't perfect like every other country

Hande hoche!

Nisto wrote: »

Well, between having 72 million people in our military..All trained to run, and all of them are in perfect condition..I don't know man.

DOD Active Duty Total: 1,425,000 (55,227 more than last year) 2010 figures.

Misanthrope

Nisto wrote: »

It's on

"Fkin Sthweeeeeeeet" to quote Terry from Reno 911.

You'll regret this.Ever see what happens when you try to land a F-18 on the Nimitz when its covered in melted cheddar.I don't think that's been factored in to your designs.

We have secretly trained dolphins who can melt and spray our abundant cheese all over your entire fleet while they're still not even out of US waters.

This project has been almost entirely succesful with the exception of one early aberration, named Fungi who developed a narcissism complex, stole a lot of cheese and fled to Dingle, Co Kerry, where he purchased local diplomatic immunity using the stolen cheese.

Cheese For Victory.Cheese For Peace.Cheese for Jobs.Cheese For ME

VOTE CHEESE

Nisto

Merzbow wrote: »

What, 25% of your population are in the military ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_armed_forces

59 million, ready to go.

Nisto

Hande hoche! wrote: »

DOD Active Duty Total: 1,425,000 (55,227 more than last year) 2010 figures.

Yes, but if we were to get into a full scale war, we have 59 million men, ready to go. And our tech is obviously advanced. I don't even know why this is an argument ha

Kiwi_knock

FF would probably even let them land in Shannon

LenaClaire

Nisto wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_armed_forces

59 million, ready to go.

That's not how many are in the military, that is how many could be drafted if needed.