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First Time

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  • 06-11-2010 12:09am
    #1
    ShearerGeordie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭


    Well lads, what was your first time like? This may sound stupid, but was it not difficult to penetrate or thrust?


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    ItsAWindUp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    This will end well.


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    #3
    KeithM89_old
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    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    This will end well.

    Thats what she said



    /il go now :(


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    Drummerboy08
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,102 ✭✭✭✭Drummerboy08


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Thats what she said

    No, I think she said "this will end quick".


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    #5
    Latchy
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    We talking about trying to drill through the wall of a bank at night right ?


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    ShearerGeordie wrote: »
    Well lads, what was your first time like? This may sound stupid, but was it not difficult to penetrate or thrust?

    You'd have to ask him. I was a lazy lover.


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    galwayrush
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    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    This will end well.

    It did for me, after a marathon 15 seconds.:cool:


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    kirving
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    Oh Dear....


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    ItsAWindUp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Thats what she said



    /il go now :(

    Don't forget your coat:)


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    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    Don't forget your coat:)

    Try the veal!


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    So you got your 1st kiss then did ya, you're moving onwards and upwards....


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    ShearerGeordie wrote: »
    Well lads, what was your first time like? This may sound stupid, but was it not difficult to penetrate or thrust?

    OP's a virgin....:D


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    brummytom
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    In before Brumm-








    Oh....


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    penetration and thrusting is easy. Getting it in was harder than expected, especially if she was shy :D


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    scientific1982
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    It was over very quickly.


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    galwayrush wrote: »
    OP's a virgin....:D

    I was thinking rapist.


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    I was thinking rapist.

    Would be rapist then.
    Unless he's talking about beastality..:eek: That would still probably be rape.:pac:


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Would be rapist then.
    Unless he's talking about beastality..:eek: That would still probably be rape.:pac:

    I'd say so. Even if you found a sheep that could talk and be able to consent, would the first thing on your mind be sex after that?


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    00112984
    Registered Users Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    I remember my first time. This guy was bothering me in a club all night long. Eventually, I turned around and hissed "look, I wouldn't shag you if you were the last man on Earth".
    He replied, in a whisper "who'd be around to stop me?"

    Evil distopian rapist 1 - 0 Me


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    DetectivFoxtrot
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    Teagan Scruffy Rage wrote: »
    penetration and thrusting is easy. Getting it in was harder than expected, especially if she was shy :D
    :eek:

    /Oh the memories.... :p


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    ItsAWindUp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    00112984 wrote: »
    I remember my first time. This guy was bothering me in a club all night long. Eventually, I turned around and hissed "look, I wouldn't shag you if you were the last man on Earth".
    He replied, in a whisper "who'd be around to stop me"

    Evil distopian rapist 1 - 0 Me

    I don't think that really happened, did it?


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    00112984
    Registered Users Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    I don't think that really happened, did it?

    Twice :(


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    #23
    ItsAWindUp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    00112984 wrote: »
    Twice :(

    Bejasus, you must have the type of look about ya that screams : "RAPE ME!".:D


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    00112984
    Registered Users Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    Bejasus, you must have the type of look about ya that screams : "RAPE ME!".:D

    I have very arched eyebrows. Gives me the look of someone who loves surprises.


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    00112984 wrote: »
    I remember my first time. This guy was bothering me in a club all night long. Eventually, I turned around and hissed "look, I wouldn't shag you if you were the last man on Earth".
    He replied, in a whisper "who'd be around to stop me?"

    Evil distopian rapist 1 - 0 Me

    I'd be far more worried about the blatant sexism. I'm sure a gang of 5 women would be able to stop him.


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    ShearerGeordie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭ShearerGeordie


    So ah lads...any help?

    It seems that thrusting back and forth would be quite difficult, no?


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    irishproduce
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    ShearerGeordie wrote: »
    So ah lads...any help?

    It seems that thrusting back and forth would be quite difficult, no?

    Are you talking about up her (his?) arse?


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    ShearerGeordie wrote: »
    So ah lads...any help?

    It seems that thrusting back and forth would be quite difficult, no?

    Back and forth? So you're hoping your first time is in an alleyway? I like your style kid. :cool:


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    #29
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    ShearerGeordie wrote: »
    So ah lads...any help?

    It seems that thrusting back and forth would be quite difficult, no?

    Yes, if you're trying to shag a cat....


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    ShearerGeordie wrote: »
    So ah lads...any help?

    It seems that thrusting back and forth would be quite difficult, no?

    Let her/him on top..hopefully they'll know which direction to be going..


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    mink_man
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    brummytom wrote: »
    In before Brumm-








    Oh....

    old joke is old.


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