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First Time

  • 05-11-2010 11:09pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭


    Well lads, what was your first time like? This may sound stupid, but was it not difficult to penetrate or thrust?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    This will end well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    This will end well.

    Thats what she said



    /il go now :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,102 ✭✭✭✭Drummerboy08


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Thats what she said

    No, I think she said "this will end quick".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    We talking about trying to drill through the wall of a bank at night right ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Well lads, what was your first time like? This may sound stupid, but was it not difficult to penetrate or thrust?

    You'd have to ask him. I was a lazy lover.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    This will end well.

    It did for me, after a marathon 15 seconds.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,127 ✭✭✭kirving


    Oh Dear....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Thats what she said



    /il go now :(

    Don't forget your coat:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    Don't forget your coat:)

    Try the veal!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    So you got your 1st kiss then did ya, you're moving onwards and upwards....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Well lads, what was your first time like? This may sound stupid, but was it not difficult to penetrate or thrust?

    OP's a virgin....:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    In before Brumm-








    Oh....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    penetration and thrusting is easy. Getting it in was harder than expected, especially if she was shy :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    It was over very quickly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    galwayrush wrote: »
    OP's a virgin....:D

    I was thinking rapist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    I was thinking rapist.

    Would be rapist then.
    Unless he's talking about beastality..:eek: That would still probably be rape.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Would be rapist then.
    Unless he's talking about beastality..:eek: That would still probably be rape.:pac:

    I'd say so. Even if you found a sheep that could talk and be able to consent, would the first thing on your mind be sex after that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    I remember my first time. This guy was bothering me in a club all night long. Eventually, I turned around and hissed "look, I wouldn't shag you if you were the last man on Earth".
    He replied, in a whisper "who'd be around to stop me?"

    Evil distopian rapist 1 - 0 Me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    penetration and thrusting is easy. Getting it in was harder than expected, especially if she was shy :D
    :eek:

    /Oh the memories.... :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    00112984 wrote: »
    I remember my first time. This guy was bothering me in a club all night long. Eventually, I turned around and hissed "look, I wouldn't shag you if you were the last man on Earth".
    He replied, in a whisper "who'd be around to stop me"

    Evil distopian rapist 1 - 0 Me

    I don't think that really happened, did it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    I don't think that really happened, did it?

    Twice :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    00112984 wrote: »
    Twice :(

    Bejasus, you must have the type of look about ya that screams : "RAPE ME!".:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    Bejasus, you must have the type of look about ya that screams : "RAPE ME!".:D

    I have very arched eyebrows. Gives me the look of someone who loves surprises.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    00112984 wrote: »
    I remember my first time. This guy was bothering me in a club all night long. Eventually, I turned around and hissed "look, I wouldn't shag you if you were the last man on Earth".
    He replied, in a whisper "who'd be around to stop me?"

    Evil distopian rapist 1 - 0 Me

    I'd be far more worried about the blatant sexism. I'm sure a gang of 5 women would be able to stop him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭ShearerGeordie


    So ah lads...any help?

    It seems that thrusting back and forth would be quite difficult, no?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,830 ✭✭✭irishproduce


    So ah lads...any help?

    It seems that thrusting back and forth would be quite difficult, no?

    Are you talking about up her (his?) arse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    So ah lads...any help?

    It seems that thrusting back and forth would be quite difficult, no?

    Back and forth? So you're hoping your first time is in an alleyway? I like your style kid. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    So ah lads...any help?

    It seems that thrusting back and forth would be quite difficult, no?

    Yes, if you're trying to shag a cat....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    So ah lads...any help?

    It seems that thrusting back and forth would be quite difficult, no?

    Let her/him on top..hopefully they'll know which direction to be going..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    brummytom wrote: »
    In before Brumm-








    Oh....

    old joke is old.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭ShearerGeordie


    I'm confused...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    mink_man wrote: »
    old joke is old.

    Thank god for such an original sentiment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    I'm confused...

    You really are.

    Give us more details and we'll try to set you on the right path.

    Or pictures. Whichever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    So, would you consider yourself to be a super stud on a night out, pulling all sorts of males/females/mice, or would you be the lonely bloke/lassie in the corner, sipping on a pint of ale, with a distinct look of depression etched across your face, butcher knife in hand, enviably leering at the happy couples on the dancefloor?

    Or somewhere in between? So really, on a night out, how confident would be of 'scoring'?
    You know, when you're out with the chivalry or the maidenry in a bar or discotheque of some sort, what is it that you most enjoy doing?
    For example, would you care for some careless frollicking with the opposite gender, sampling a couple of sips of a wide variety of ales and lagers, or would you spend the night kicking up a hissy fit and altogether making a right show and embarrassment of yourself?

    I only ask because just last weekend, I encountered a disturbing alliance of youths smackering lips (with a side portion of tongue) in the streets, while an ungainly fellow emptied his bladder behind a wall. There were a wide variety of chip bags calously tossed across the ground, and the distinct smell of alcoholic beverages was enough to put me off this social scene.

    I have never and will never set foot in one of these 'clubs', and find it quite distasteful for these irresponsible future alcoholics who embark on this unsightly behaviour.
    I like getting drunk in a nightclub and sleeping with lots of women
    I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

    Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time
    Just answer the question or I may get aggressive
    Sup peoples. I have a question for youse.

    I'm a dude, and was in a nightclub last night (which was pretty dead to be honest), and was sitting on a couch waiting for my mates to get back from the bathroom.
    There was another dude sitting on the couch with a glass full to the brim of some sort of beer on the table, who was alone waiting for his mates. Suddenly, he turned to me and said that I can have his drink cause he doesn't like beer.
    I thought it was fairly odd that he would have ordered the pint in the first place? Anyway his mates came over a few seconds later and went off to dance, leaving the untouched beer on the table.

    Now, if I was a girl, then I probably would have jumped to the assumption that it was spiked, but I'm not, so...?
    My mates advised me not to touch it (and I didn't) but what do you honestly think that guy was trying to do?

    It's that lingering paranoia in the back of our minds that makes it hard to trust people...
    Girls.

    Can't live with them.

    Can't live without them.

    Care to share any experiences of interaction with them would be highly valued and cherished.... 'snigger' ...
    I just realised...I'm 21 and haven't had a first kiss!
    So, would you consider yourself to be a super stud on a night out, pulling all sorts of males/females/mice, or would you be the lonely bloke/lassie in the corner, sipping on a pint of ale, with a distinct look of depression etched across your face, butcher knife in hand, enviably leering at the happy couples on the dancefloor?

    Or somewhere in between? So really, on a night out, how confident would be of 'scoring'?
    You know, when you're out with the chivalry or the maidenry in a bar or discotheque of some sort, what is it that you most enjoy doing?
    For example, would you care for some careless frollicking with the opposite gender, sampling a couple of sips of a wide variety of ales and lagers, or would you spend the night kicking up a hissy fit and altogether making a right show and embarrassment of yourself?

    I only ask because just last weekend, I encountered a disturbing alliance of youths smackering lips (with a side portion of tongue) in the streets, while an ungainly fellow emptied his bladder behind a wall. There were a wide variety of chip bags calously tossed across the ground, and the distinct smell of alcoholic beverages was enough to put me off this social scene.

    I have never and will never set foot in one of these 'clubs', and find it quite distasteful for these irresponsible future alcoholics who embark on this unsightly behaviour.
    I like getting drunk in a nightclub and sleeping with lots of women
    I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

    Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time
    Just answer the question or I may get aggressive
    Sup peoples. I have a question for youse.

    I'm a dude, and was in a nightclub last night (which was pretty dead to be honest), and was sitting on a couch waiting for my mates to get back from the bathroom.
    There was another dude sitting on the couch with a glass full to the brim of some sort of beer on the table, who was alone waiting for his mates. Suddenly, he turned to me and said that I can have his drink cause he doesn't like beer.
    I thought it was fairly odd that he would have ordered the pint in the first place? Anyway his mates came over a few seconds later and went off to dance, leaving the untouched beer on the table.

    Now, if I was a girl, then I probably would have jumped to the assumption that it was spiked, but I'm not, so...?
    My mates advised me not to touch it (and I didn't) but what do you honestly think that guy was trying to do?

    It's that lingering paranoia in the back of our minds that makes it hard to trust people...
    You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

    So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!
    Lads I think scumbags get too much bad credit. We should all stop being so prejudice towards rough areas, such as Tallaght, Moyross and Ballymun.

    How would you like to be prejudiced as a rough lad every day of your lives? Myself am probably the furthest from what would be classified as a 'scumbag', but when I shaved my head once, I was discriminated from a bus driver - yep, wasn't even allowed a ticket, despite my decent candour and hygiene.

    ANYWAY, let's lay off the scumbags eh?
    Now I know I have been known to play the fool on here sometimes (trust me, I'm not some weird, lonely, creepy kid leering at girls all day long)... I hope :D

    Anywho, all of us has a current or ex-girlfriend/boyfriend that we cherish/have cherished.

    So let's here the stories about how ye met, and subsequently who asked out whom.
    I know I feel guilty when I traipse on by a beggar on the street, without tossing a coin in their direction...usually because I'm almost always skint.

    But also, it's hard to trust these guys. It's hard to detect the actual homeless types from the con artists intent on scamming people out of their money.

    So do YOU give money to beggars on the street, or do you just not trust them?
    The Club is Aliiiiiiiive with the sound of Muusiiiiiiiiic!

    Seriously, what an awful song.

    Anywho onto the point, what are ye're moves for pullin sexy wans on the dancefloor?
    You'll see






    You'll all see...

    It might not be in 6 minutes, or 6 hours, or even 6 days, but soon enough, this entire place will be in ruins, burned to the ground, rubble smearing across your puny, insignificant minds.

    You'll see, minions, oh you'll see...
    Girls coming onto guys
    EH??? What is this madness? Aware with yourselves, wenches and for the love of God, cover up those ankles! The thought of females approaching males in a club is simply ungodly and a famine on society.

    Good day, pip-pip

    Wow.
    Enjoy your holiday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭ShearerGeordie


    Ah fine, it's grand I suppose, I'll figure it out


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Terry wrote: »
    Wow.
    Enjoy your holiday.

    Wow Terry, that really was a lot of work to do to call someone out for spewing BS all over AH.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    00112984 wrote: »
    Wow Terry, that really was a lot of work to do to call someone out for spewing BS all over AH.

    stalker much :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭ShearerGeordie


    Advice?

    No?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    mink_man wrote: »
    old joke is old.
    Seriously, do you ever stop whinging?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    00112984 wrote: »
    Wow Terry, that really was a lot of work to do to call someone out for spewing BS all over AH.
    Saila wrote: »
    stalker much :D

    I have an uncanny ability to spot crap. I developed it through years of walking through cow fields. I tend to remember where the crap is and who put it there.

    Click on user name. Select 'find more posts by...' Find crap.
    It took all of two minutes.

    Funny thing is I can't remember the name of the hot chick in the supermarket who keeps striking up conversations with me there and in my local.
    I'd gladly swap the crap spotting ability for the the ability to remember people's names.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Terry wrote: »
    I have an uncanny ability to spot crap.

    But it's AH. It's supposed to be crap! I change my gender at least 4 times a day on here to suit the situation.
    Terry wrote: »
    Funny thing is I can't remember the name of the hot chick in the supermarket who keeps striking up conversations with me there and in my local.
    I'd gladly swap the crap spotting ability for the the ability to remember people's names.

    Jane?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    Advice?

    No?

    seek and you shall find!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭The After Hours Troll


    Terry wrote: »
    Funny thing is I can't remember the name of the hot chick in the supermarket who keeps striking up conversations with me there and in my local.

    I'd gladly swap the crap spotting ability for the the ability to remember people's names.

    Maybe your ability isn't all that special after all, Terence.













    BOOM....:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    00112984 wrote: »
    But it's AH. It's supposed to be crap! I change my gender at least 4 times a day on here to suit the situation.
    Point taken.
    Jane?
    As far as I know she's living in England now. She never liked me anyway.
    I only remember her name because a friend went out with her for a few weeks.


    @The After Hours Troll, I'm not biting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭The After Hours Troll


    Terry wrote: »
    @The After Hours Troll, I'm not biting.
    Fairplay. I sense a mutual respect between us.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Fairplay. I sense a mutual respect between us.
    You dislike me?

    Meh. I have that same mutual respect with most people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭The After Hours Troll


    Terry wrote: »
    You dislike me?

    Meh. I have that same mutual respect with most people.
    I don't recall saying I did?

    I'll leave it there, I have business to attend to in another thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 263 ✭✭marxcoo


    flirting...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    marxcoo wrote: »
    FlirTar...

    FYP.:pac:

    *Calling Tar to the FlirTar Forum *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭ShearerGeordie


    Advice?

    Please?


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