Are you creepy?

Austerity · 31-10-2010 6:09am #1

Are you creepy? What kind of creepy things do you do? I have a very creepy smile that girls don't like. I rarely smile because my smile looks creepy. Other than that I don't think I'm much more creepy than the average person.

Superbus · 31-10-2010 8:12am

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.

(obvious song

)

Absurdum · 31-10-2010 8:22am

Austerity wrote: »

What kind of creepy things do you do?

I'm sniffing your durty Y-fronts right now ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh

dlofnep · 31-10-2010 8:25am

Austerity wrote: »

Are you creepy? What kind of creepy things do you do? I have a very creepy smile that girls don't like. I rarely smile because my smile looks creepy. Other than that I don't think I'm much more creepy than the average person.

'Serial rapist' smile, or 'burn your house down' smile?

Duckjob · 31-10-2010 8:29am

dlofnep wrote: »

'Serial rapist' smile, or 'burn your house down' smile?

Can't it be both ? :pac:

Austerity · 31-10-2010 8:50am

I guess my smile just looks like a fake smile.

Handsome Bob · 31-10-2010 8:56am

Sometimes.

cruiser178 · 31-10-2010 9:03am

Not creepy i just like long over coats and the wind flowing between my legs,pretty normal stuff.

phill106 · 31-10-2010 9:10am

Superbus wrote: »

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.

(obvious song )

You are so very special...

yeppydeppy · 31-10-2010 11:34am

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Superbus · 31-10-2010 11:47am

phill106 wrote: »

You are so very special...

Personal abuse?

amacachi · 31-10-2010 11:49am

Sometimes I see if I can find the address of people on Boards. Just to see how easy it is, obviously.

UnknownSpecies · 31-10-2010 12:32pm

amacachi wrote: »

Sometimes I see if I can find the address of people on Boards. Just to see how easy it is, obviously.

Same, creep hard or go home!!

liah · 31-10-2010 12:35pm

I creep out my housemate a lot by reading his mind. And always being right.

I can also predict weed being thrown at me even if I'm not facing that direction, and I can always catch it.

I also get creepy (sometimes incredibly intricate) coincidences pretty much constantly. I think I'm psychic.. or would be if I believed in it. :pac:

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 31-10-2010 12:36pm

If you're not a creep.......you're a damn liar I tells ya!

Im King Creep!

Scuid Mhór · 31-10-2010 12:46pm

no, i'm a cool cat.

alwaysadub · 31-10-2010 12:48pm

Not that i know of..

Hail 2 Da Thief · 31-10-2010 12:50pm

I have creepy timing.
I've often contacted people to discuss something quite random & find said person doing/thinking about the same thing.

Oh yeah, I also smeell dead people!

TouchingVirus · 31-10-2010 12:51pm

Superbus wrote: »

Personal abuse?

:rolleyes: It's the song Creep by Radiohead

I wish I was special
You're so f*ckin' special

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

Celly Smunt · 31-10-2010 12:54pm

once i want to get into a girls knickers,its best not to try and resist.

Pete M. · 31-10-2010 1:05pm

I become Creepy Pete if the ladies I end up hanging out with are below standard and I just end up being creepy, lecherous, yet strangely disinterested (they love that).

However,if there a lady who is up to standard,then I become Suave Pete and carry on.

Though the lines between the various alter egos do become blurred the drunker I become.

And funny enough, depending on the point of view of the observer and the subject of the creepiness/suaveness , they become rather similar

Superbus · 31-10-2010 1:20pm

TouchingVirus wrote: »

:rolleyes: It's the song Creep by Radiohead

...I know, I referenced it first?

amacachi · 31-10-2010 1:28pm

liah wrote: »

I creep out my housemate a lot by reading his mind. And always being right.

I can also predict weed being thrown at me even if I'm not facing that direction, and I can always catch it.

I also get creepy (sometimes incredibly intricate) coincidences pretty much constantly. I think I'm psychic.. or would be if I believed in it. :pac:

Making falsely-specific comments to people ya've never met online works really well too. I have a couple, one's gender specific, that's worked well over 80% of the time. :pac:

Mr Benevolent · 31-10-2010 1:29pm

OP is named Austerity and thinks he's creepy. Proof positive that the OP is in fact Brian Lenihan.

GET HIM!

legrandemac · 31-10-2010 1:46pm

I look exactly like 'Dexter'. Same mannerisms and quirks and everything. People often ask me where have I buried all the bodies! I just give a cheesy grin and think they're on to me, then I mull over my 'code' for a few hours before preparing the plastic wrap, sharpening my knives and measuring exact amount of etorphine needed to immobilise them.

Austerity · 31-10-2010 1:57pm

I lost my virginity at the age of 23 and I'm ashamed to admit it, but it wasn't free... This is something that many would consider to be creepy.

Links234 · 31-10-2010 2:13pm

sometimes I've been told I'm creepy

Saila · 31-10-2010 2:21pm

what the hell am I doin here..

policarp · 31-10-2010 2:27pm

If I have spent a little too much time with the lads and had one too many drinks, then I have to creep in the hall door, creep up the stairs and creep into bed.
So I suppose I am creepy...

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 31-10-2010 2:41pm

i look like i'm in a bad mood all the time, even when I'm quite happy, it's just my face. So some people think I'm a dodgy bastard. But I'm a dote really

candy-gal1 · 31-10-2010 2:43pm

Yes im very creepy, and proud of it!

AnneElizabeth · 31-10-2010 3:12pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhuYIr1J1zc

I just had to post this

Chuchoter · 31-10-2010 3:32pm

On the outside, I'm cute and adorable.
But I'm also an incredible researcher. Which is fantastic for school projects, not so fantastic if I happen to have a crush on you and find out everything you have ever done on the internet.:D

h8scobes · 31-10-2010 3:39pm

im 19 and met a 13 year old during the summer...if theres grass on the field play ball;)

if its any consolation 2 anyone....she was an absolute babe

it would have beeen a crime to say no

Tilt Gone · 31-10-2010 4:33pm

h8scobes wrote: »

im 19 and met a 13 year old during the summer...if theres grass on the field play ball;)

if its any consolation 2 anyone....she was an absolute babe it would have beeen a crime to say no

Lad on my road just got caught doing the same with a 14 year old. Make sure and say hi to him from me when ya get locked up.

good man.

Biggins · 31-10-2010 4:50pm

I can't say how creepy I am.
It might spoil part of the surprise as I come up behind you and rip your throat out with my claws.

Booooooooooooo

fontanalis · 31-10-2010 4:55pm

I was once told that I was creepy. In fairness I was hiding in bushes, with my trousers around my ankles at the time.

sponsoredwalk · 31-10-2010 5:00pm

Only when I feel secure

sponsoredwalk · 31-10-2010 5:01pm

h8scobes wrote: »

im 19 and met a 13 year old during the summer...if theres grass on the field play ball;)

if its any consolation 2 anyone....she was an absolute babe it would have beeen a crime to say no

It's up for debate whether was any grass on that field...