i nearly git laid topnight

brummytom

basica;lly i was at this party and this girl started talking to me.m, then right zhe kissef me andf she was lik 'ill be back in a bminute.' thyen she came bacck anfd she was ike 'tommmm' and she helf out her hand soui i went with her and she tooj me uspstairs and i was luke oh my god im gonna get laid. but she was a bisexual and there wadd a girl in the room./





tyhhen my taxi came. but i nearly got lasdid,. not qwuite though,, ill keep youy inform3rdn

dlofnep

Cocaine, it's a hell of a drug.

SoulTrader

brummytom wrote: »

basica;lly i was at this party and this girl started talking to me.m, then right zhe kissef me andf she was lik 'ill be back in a bminute.' thyen she came bacck anfd she was ike 'tommmm' and she helf out her hand soui i went with her and she tooj me uspstairs and i was luke oh my god im gonna get laid. but she was a bisexual and there wadd a girl in the room./

You make it sound like that's a problem

brummytom

oh and we gott off 3ihth each other



i might be dtrunk shhhhhhhh

TheZohanS

Tom when you sober up you'll realise that you nearly had a threesome!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

one for the wankbank my man

Leeg17

Ohhhh, blown off by a bisexual, unlucky Brummy.

^ Maybe a bad choice of words reading back.

Drunk at half 12, lightweight.

Muas Tenek

brummytom wrote: »

basica;lly i was at this party and this girl started talking to me.m, then right zhe kissef me andf she was lik 'ill be back in a bminute.' thyen she came bacck anfd she was ike 'tommmm' and she helf out her hand soui i went with her and she tooj me uspstairs and i was luke oh my god im gonna get laid. but she was a bisexual and there wadd a girl in the room./





tyhhen my taxi came. but i nearly got lasdid,. not qwuite though,, ill keep youy inform3rdn

Translation
Tom went out tonight so I boardsjacked him lol
Tom sister

TheZohan

TheZohan wrote: »

Tom when you sober up you'll realise that you nearly had a threesome!

To record the moment he wakes up tomorrow and realises that would be almost as good as the threesome he denied himself.

ft9

Oh Brummy you crack me up!

Why oh dear god did you turn this situation down?

65bl

you probably did get laid but with that spelling you may well have virus - get into the shower and stay there

Anita Blow

imr drunkp buty to showe evryoneq elsec im drunk ill add a randomt letterd to the end of a fewg wordsz

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

she was a bisexual and there wadd a girl in the room./

Girls shouldn't wadd... Sounds to me like you had a lucky escape.

Ian Beale

When I read the thread title straight away I thought "Brummytom" Hard luck :pac:

starbelgrade

I don't think it's even legal to have sex at Brummy's age, let alone have a threesome.

alwaysadub

You're getting closer Tom!! One of these days it'll happen

And you better be on boards telling us all about it soon as it's over!

Tomebagel

Go on tom,ya git ya!

Superbus

What a wonderful world.

Joeyjoejoe83

Maybe she was a guy in drag....it is halloween after all. Still counts as a missed threesome though!

W.Shakes-Beer

can we make this thread a sticky for the day?

Aldebaran

So did you have a threesome or what? I need closure on this anecdote!!

brummytom

Anita Blow wrote: »

imr drunkp buty to showe evryoneq elsec im drunk ill add a randomt letterd to the end of a fewg wordsz

wellllllll wgo pised ub yiyr cirbfakejes?


y4eah i can probaky spekk alrihhjy if i gitird but i cbhw yo ttry so fdyop whinhing

starbelgrade

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

can we make this thread a sticky for the day?

Brummy has been making stickys all by himself every day for years now, so I think that's fair.

65bl

mised

brummytom

starbelgrade wrote: »

Brummy has been making stickys all by himself every day for years now, so I think that's fair.

i put pordnon a t the psty ;d

SugarHigh

I think your sig says it all.
"Don't give up 'til it's over, don't quit if you can. The weight upon your shoulder will make you a stronger man"

starbelgrade

brummytom wrote: »

i put pordnon a t the psty ;d

You put porn on at the party?

Duuurty!

flahavaj

LOL pretending to be drunk.

brummytom

shut up im not drunk



see no spelling mistaakes

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Unoriginal thread is 21 months old.

1mcampo1

flahavaj wrote: »

LOL pretending to be drunk.

wouldn't say that now......

flyton5

The spelling is awful Tom, have you had a stroke?














I bet your having a stroke in bed right now. Thinking about the girl you didnt even get close to having sex with.

brummytom

ohgf cuk off all lf upu

ascanbe

I, for one, don't buy this 'viginal brummytom' shtick he's got goin' on.
I bet he's making sweet love down by the fire every night.
Bet he's managed to parlay his boards persona to the tune of copious amounts of 'tang.

Chucky the tree

Translation

brummytom wrote: »

basically i was at this party and this guy started talking to me. Then, right, he kissed me and he was like 'ill be back in a minute.' then he came back and he was like 'tommmm' and he wiped his lad out and he took me uspstairs and told me his name was luke. Oh my god im gonna get laid. but he was a bisexual and there was a girl in the room.





then my taxi came. but i nearly got lashed out of it by a big cock, not quite though,, ill keep you informed

Johro

brummytom wrote: »

basica;lly i was at this party and this girl started talking to me.m, then right zhe kissef me andf she was lik 'ill be back in a bminute.' thyen she came bacck anfd she was ike 'tommmm' and she helf out her hand soui i went with her and she tooj me uspstairs and i was luke oh my god im gonna get laid. but she was a bisexual and there wadd a girl in the room./





tyhhen my taxi came. but i nearly got lasdid,. not qwuite though,, ill keep youy inform3rdn

I'm tellin' yer ma.

OutlawPete

Hang on Brum ..

Clocks just went back an hour, you now have a second chance so, tell the girls you wanna join in and that there's more than enough Tom for both of 'em.

SadieSue

In before Brummy gets laid.

alwaysadub

OutlawPete wrote: »

Hang on Brum, clocks just went back one hour, you now have a second chance, tell the girls you wanna join in and there's enough Tom for both of them.

Clocks don't go back till 2am..
He'll have passed out by then!

mink_man

quite a sad person.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

ascanbe wrote: »

I, for one, don't buy this 'viginal brummytom' shtick he's got goin' on.
I bet he's making sweet love down by the fire every night.
Bet he's managed to parlay his boards persona to the tune of copious amounts of 'tang.

I bet he isn't even from Birmingham. Or is called Tom.

OutlawPete

alwaysadub wrote: »

Clocks don't go back till 2am..
He'll have passed out by then!

Well, I just set my clocks back an hour and I don't see the GMT Police anywhere yet!!

OPENROAD

OutlawPete wrote: »

Hang on Brum ..

Clocks just went back an hour, you now have a second chance so, tell the girls you wanna join in and that there's more than enough Tom for both of 'em.

Where do you live

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Will th time on my laptop update automatically or do i have to do it myself?

alwaysadub

OutlawPete wrote: »

Well, I just set my clocks back an hour and I don't see the GMT Police anywhere yet!!

Stop living in the past man!

starbelgrade

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Unoriginal thread is 21 months old.

Same age as Tom, so.

TheZohanS

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I bet he isn't even from Birmingham. Or is called Tom.

It's actually an alt account of Wibbs.

Yakult

This is why kids shouldnt drink.

You would have had sex with her without a condom and then 9 months later you have a kid.

OutlawPete

alwaysadub wrote: »

Stop living in the past man!

Pity the clocks didn't go back at 8pm, we could of all won the lotto.

alwaysadub

Mckenna Juicy Dial wrote: »

Will th time on my laptop update automatically or do i have to do it myself?

My laptop is a heap of crap, but it updates automatically..

starbelgrade

R_H_C_P wrote: »

This is why kids shouldnt drink.

You would have had sex with her without a condom and then 9 months later you have a kid.

True - every time you have sex without a condom, there is a pregnancy.