Hilarious Craigslist Ads

Twilightning

Have any of you ever seen some of the ads that are posted on this site? Specifically the 'casual encounters' section of it. Here are a few great examples:

"taxi driver - w4m - 34 (dublin)
any driver want a blow job or **** instead of fare"

"married man wants affair - m4w - 43 (Dublin)
so much pent up frustration waiting to explode ... horny woman needed to release me"

There's other posts floating around it it too, like people looking to have a bit of fun with water sports or guys maintaining they're 100% straight but just want to try out a lad for the craic. Ah sure it's all in good fun!

Chris P. Bacon

I thought this one was funny.

KeithM89_old

LOST :
Virginity, get in!!


Taken from this:
http://funny-videos.co.uk/videojimmycarreadsadvertsfrompaper.html

Twilightning

"Lord of Darkness Requires Maiden for Halloween Ritual - m4w - 30 (Dublin)
Once upon a time, recruiting maidens for dark magic rituals was so easy. Back in the 1950s, virgins were ten-a-penny, the Dark Lord could
walk down a village street in Ireland, throw a few hypnotic gazes... Now we're reduced to using the 'Internet'. I blame Feminism.

While the Count is hundreds of years old, he has the appearance of a average male of 30 years.

Maidens must have come of age (be at least 18), and must not use blood pollutants such as tobacco or drugs.
Silver jewellery, sharp wooden objects, and girls named Buffy are not permitted in the presence of the Count.

Yours faithfully,
Igor,
Personal Assistant to his imperial majesty-in-darkness, Vlad Dracul."

policarp

How do you get onto that site?

4zn76tysfajdxp

This is my favourite.

Twilightning

policarp wrote: »

How do you get onto that site?

http://dublin.craigslist.org/

Saila

KeithM89 wrote: »

LOST :
Virginity, get in!!

or big plane and crew, last seen on tropical island

delta_bravo

http://dublin.craigslist.org/mis/2011860501.html

construction worker got bj at Grand Canal Dock (D2 Grand Canal Dock)


I saw you with your buddies eating lunch at Grand Canal Dock in front of new Theatre. Then I ran into you near construction site and we went to a secluded area. I gave you a blowjob and you came in my mouth as you grabbed me by the hair.

I was a little taken aback then, but I would be willing to repeat if you are. Send me your pic if you recognise this and are interested for another go.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

http://dublin.craigslist.org/cas/2028980082.html

To the point. Time frame is a bit restrictive, though.

chordtype

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

http://dublin.craigslist.org/cas/2028980082.html

To the point. Time frame is a bit restrictive, though.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I like how this is written at the bottom.

Don't contact me about a new tv, I just here for a ****.

FoxT

In Athlone!! He is fukced...

4zn76tysfajdxp

FoxT wrote: »

In Athlone!! He is fukced...

No he's not since he's in Athlone at the odds of someone local stumbling across his ad who's willing to fulfill his requirements is slim.


...


But of course, that was your point all along, wasn't it?

jubella

http://dublin.craigslist.org/m4w/1993626853.html

I just love the title of this one - "Fatman seeks feeder"

patrickc

Twilightning wrote: »

"Lord of Darkness Requires Maiden for Halloween Ritual - m4w - 30 (Dublin)
Once upon a time, recruiting maidens for dark magic rituals was so easy. Back in the 1950s, virgins were ten-a-penny, the Dark Lord could
walk down a village street in Ireland, throw a few hypnotic gazes... Now we're reduced to using the 'Internet'. I blame Feminism.

While the Count is hundreds of years old, he has the appearance of a average male of 30 years.

Maidens must have come of age (be at least 18), and must not use blood pollutants such as tobacco or drugs.
Silver jewellery, sharp wooden objects, and girls named Buffy are not permitted in the presence of the Count.

Yours faithfully,
Igor,
Personal Assistant to his imperial majesty-in-darkness, Vlad Dracul."

Thaedayl?

JONJO THE MISER

jubella wrote: »

http://dublin.craigslist.org/m4w/1993626853.html
"Fatman seeks feeder"

Jake?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

patrickc wrote: »

Thaedayl?

Well, it sure as heck ain't Jakkass

Fizman

Lunatics and Monkeys

The monkeys are running the feckin Zoo,
and the Lunatics are running the asylum.
Lord deliver us from this shower of fat cat useless assholes.

Cool story brah.

AgileMyth

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

This guy responds to craigslist ads just to piss people off. Hes a hero of mine.

Chairman Meow

email me

dying to suck cock

want to suck cock outside - somewhere in tallaght

****ing good luck with that!! If you dont get your head kicked in for bein a bleedin faggit..

ct5amr2ig1nfhp

That just made me cry with laughter!

AgileMyth wrote: »

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

This guy responds to craigslist ads just to piss people off. Hes a hero of mine.

ringadingding

Thats the funniest website i've seen for a good while

Twilightning

http://dublin.craigslist.org/cas/2029744762.html

Dear god son.

some_dose

This is honestly the funniest thing I've seen in ages - try translate the French!
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=77

curlzy

AgileMyth wrote: »

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

This guy responds to craigslist ads just to piss people off. Hes a hero of mine.

Thanks for the most hilarious site I've seen in ages, ordinary thanks just didn't seem enough.

curlzy

New favourite. http://dublin.craigslist.org/m4w/2020739509.html

Hail 2 Da Thief

AgileMyth wrote: »

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

This guy responds to craigslist ads just to piss people off. Hes a hero of mine.

Great link! This one is hilarious