The Apprentice UK Week 3

Busi_Girl08

5 minute call, lads.

salad dodger

Anseo

MagicMarker

*grabs popcorn*

Busi_Girl08

*wipe nose with finger then dunks hand into MagicMarker's popcorn*

salad dodger

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

*wipe nose with finger then dunks hand into MagicMarker's popcorn*

Careful what you could find in there :eek::D

Busi_Girl08

*groooooan*

fricatus

Fortnum & Mason - the Queen's Tesco!

PaulC1986

*spits hard bits back in MagicMarker's popcorn*

duckysauce

jedwards sister jaysus hope she gets shot

2smiggy

don't like that girl with the bleached hair (melissa ? )

she's meant to run some sort of food / catering company and seems to know little about food

fricatus

duckysauce wrote: »

jedwards sister jaysus hope she gets shot

LOL

I think she's like all the bad bits of Grace Jones (albeit white), Lady Gaga and Gwen Stefani (remember, bad bits!).

fricatus

"Are they dead?"

Haha, brilliant!

Johnnio13

She can't make a decision. Jam croissants???????

Busi_Girl08

"Le Pain Artisan...professional bread making company"

DOINK?!

fricatus

Nobs, standing around with a fcuking calculator... :rolleyes:

MagicMarker

Cringe!!

Busi_Girl08

How the hell did they not have a price worked out?

£1-2 for a roll?!! :eek:

Busi_Girl08

That orange croissant actually sounds quite nice

fricatus

Paloma sounds confident! I hope to Christ she can deliver though.

2smiggy

surely the team that is going well will mess it up.
it's going far too smoothly so far

oh wait i spoke too soon

Busi_Girl08

Why the heck did they tell them that had croissants when they hadn't?

MagicMarker

I'd love to see Stuart try and pitch to an adult, rather than a child at Smyths Toy Stores.

Johnnio13

So fcuked! One shower can't add and the other shower can't bake!

Blondie is gone.....

Boom she knocks it out of the ball park with more stupidity

fricatus

Anyone think Stuart Baggs, Telecoms Entrepreneur - the man for whom everything he touches turns to sold, the man whose first word was not "Mummy" but "money" - looks like Gary Barlow?

Heroditas

Melissa is an utter moron - this is car crash TV.
She's absolutely clueless.

duckysauce

what a dick

Busi_Girl08

What happened there?

What did Melissa do, and what went wrong for Shibby?

fricatus

"We're not Supermen, you know?"

:eek:

Shibby had better win the taaask, otherwise he is sooooo fired!!!

Heroditas

Oh my God... he may as well have told the customer to piss off! How rude! :eek:

Sir Oxman

OMG Did I just see and hear what I just saw and heard?

He's a gonner, has to be!

2smiggy

better off not to take the large order, the girl should not have said they could fufill the 400/600 in the first place

fricatus

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

What happened there?

What did Melissa do, and what went wrong for Shibby?

Melissa hadn't a clue of her prices (£1 retail price for a roll!), and Shibby had a disagreement with Paloma in front of the customer about whether they'd be able to fulfil supply.

BTW, Sandeesh is quite a moaner!

Busi_Girl08

What the hell is that purple crap?!

Sir Oxman

There is a way to say things - and that wasn't it!

fricatus

:eek:

It's like Art class in Junior Infants!

salad dodger

GI Joe is saving jedwards sisters a$$!!

Heroditas

Oh dear, Shibby's team look like a bunch of kids making mud pies

2smiggy

i knew it started too well for them !!

sandeesh might not have been the best left behind to actually bake things

Busi_Girl08

OH MY GOD SHIBBY'S JUMPER! :eek::eek:

MagicMarker

lol, this should be good.

Busi_Girl08

Shibby's gone.

"Go on the Atkins diet"
Jesus wept!!

fricatus

"Go on the Atkins Diet" :eek:

Goodbye Shibby!!!

Heroditas

"Go on the Atkins Diet?"

What a numptie :eek:

2smiggy

head in hands man !!

fricatus

Muffin buyer is Irish.

salad dodger

Shibby's a feckin disgrace!!
Take your hand out of your pocket man!!
Dont joke about you screw up to a customer...go on Atkins...jackass!!!

Busi_Girl08

Those bagels look reallly nice.

But oh god I can't stand Melissa :mad:

Sir Oxman

Let me get this straight - that moron didn't fulfil the order then paid yer man 130£ as compo.
And made a joke of it.
wait till Sugar gets a hold of his beak - and this is the guy whose first word was money not mummy!

They are worse than the Irish lot!

duckysauce

cringefest this is great crap

Busi_Girl08

Are they selling muffins outside a cafe?!

ibarelycare

Only turned this on about 10 minutes ago, totally forgot

Looks like they're both ballsing it up though. Looking forward to the boards room