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  • 20-10-2010 12:51pm
    #1
    Posts: 0


    ....Degree in Computer Science and Anthropology.

    All suggestions welcomed, especially nonsensical ones.


    *Edit: I'm also ginger, which is relevant.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Burger flipper.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    vampire hunter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    sacramento wrote: »
    ....Degree in Computer Science and Anthropology.

    All suggestions welcomed, especially nonsensical ones.

    Get a newspaper column writing about the behaviour of nerds?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    IT. DUH!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    sacramento wrote: »

    *Edit: I'm also ginger, which is relevant.

    That changes everything! Technical advisor for Dr Who.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Forget a job, with that combination you'd be better off going back to college tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Sun Bed programmer/tester


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    IT. DUH!!!!!!!!!


    I used to be with IT, but then they changed what IT was. Now, what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems weird and scary to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    Ice creaminologist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Isn't the State going through a process of making all the old census records computerised and available via the web etc?

    Surely that'd be an area that would interest you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    sacramento wrote: »
    ....Degree in Computer Science and Anthropology.

    All suggestions welcomed, especially nonsensical ones.


    *Edit: I'm also ginger, which is relevant.



    Robot monkey repair man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Set up a business showing gingers how to run their whole lives from their PC so they don't have to face ridicule from the outside world on a daily basis?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Handjobs??? You may aswell do something to pass the time cos you're not getting a proper job anytime soon.....purely cos you're ginger :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    gynaecologist


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Go to your local petrol station and become a fuel injection engineer

    Subway are looking for sandwich artists too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 651 ✭✭✭falabo


    mac donald's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    falabo wrote: »
    mac donald's

    What do they do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Write computer virus' and track their evolution?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Government Artist


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Government Artist

    Increasingly popular career. Thinking of getting in on it myself. Do you have to bring your own pencils?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭clived2


    Gather stats using a complex IT program on the behavioural effects on bullying on the gingers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 912 ✭✭✭chakotha


    Apply to Google or Facebook for positions in analysing patterns in site visitor behaviours, demographics - that kind of thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭bryaner


    I hear Emmet Stag's tree is going cheap in the park.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Do what all the other college graduates are doing. Packing shelves in dunnes/tescos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭galah


    television presenter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Street corner ejaculation engineer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭PaddyBomb


    Jumping off a cliff tester.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Gingers seem to be all the rage in the world of video blogging. Develop an angry demeanor and a chip on your shoulder and your all set

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otphq5MuVqA&feature=channel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    gynaecologist ??


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    For some reason I'm thinking gynaecologist, not sure if it's from subliminal advertising or what.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    start up a new social networking site.
    Gingerbook.com


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    What are you good at? What aspects of your degree did you enjoy? What are your skills? What are your interests?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    dammit all the good jobs for you have been said by now!:(

    erm....how about a boring office job?:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Anthropology, that's not even a real word. Could you not just get a normal job, what ails ye.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    A sunbed tester who also cleans drains.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    What are you good at? What aspects of your degree did you enjoy? What are your skills? What are your interests?


    I'm pretty good at website design, and managing projects regarding to software.
    Can write pretty well with not alot of effort.

    I enjoyed managing projects the most, my teams always did well.

    Interests are general IT, keeping up with the latest and greatest stuff and kickboxing.

    But... I am ginger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,285 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Was that seriously one combined degree in those two subjects ? What next, Fundamental Islamic Ornithology with Medieval Pottery ?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    bonzodog2 wrote: »
    Was that seriously one combined degree in those two subjects ? What next, Fundamental Islamic Ornithology with Medieval Pottery ?

    Yes, I am the first one to do it from my college.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    a ginger nut taster?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Astronaut.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    Anthropologist (no, serious)


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    foxinsox wrote: »
    a ginger nut taster?

    Your mother is already employed as such.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Hmmm....


    Anthropologist...

    Ginger,
    Information
    Technology....

    Nope. Can't see anything there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    sacramento wrote: »
    Your mother is already employed as such.

    Oh, the filthy minds of AH :D

    I meant tasting walnuts, hazelnuts, peanuts! :rolleyes:





    ps. My Ma wouldn't go ginger :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    I thought you meant the biscuits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    *adele* wrote: »
    I thought you meant the biscuits.

    I kinda did...

    But then it could also be read the other way...

    But then the OP read it a completely different way altogether :p


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I read stuff how I want to! Especially if it encourages "your ma" jokes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    a postgrad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    A Spider Monkey.


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