Your Last Meal

El Guapo!

If you were on death row and it was your last day what would you have for your last meal? And you could have ANYHTING you like.
I just got back from TGI Fridays and had the ribs.....they were fukn awesome so maybe I'd have them. But I think I'd have to have a mixture of everything.
Failing that I'd just have....oh.....I dunno.......vag! :pac:

OutlawPete

Dean09 wrote: »

I just got back from TGI Fridays.....

But today is Sunday ..

I suppose you had Crunchie too :mad:

the purple tin

If I knew that I was going to be put down in a matter of hours I don't think I would have much of an appetite.

kfallon

If I was on death row my last meal would be to eat the gee out of the prison warden's wife....that'd be my request, that'll teach the cnut :pac:

Pompey Magnus

I'd choose an all you can eat meal and just keep eating nice and slowly and I will insist on being allowed finish it as it is my last meal.

GLaDOS

Subway melt, lettuce, onion, jalapenos and southwest sauce.

A Lidl's own lasange Mmmmmm it's strangely the nicest lasange you can buy IMO. Ohh now you got me wanting some!

FreudianSlippers

I can tell you that my last meal would certainly not be anything from TGIFriday and especially not from Subway. ew.

littlefriend

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Subway melt, lettuce, onion, jalapenos and southwest sauce.

Surely not!

bitemybanger

A poison frog and glass of paint stripper.
I hate needles :pac:

Oblomov

Anything from the menu at the Fat Duck or a table reservation at El Bulli.. there's a six month waiting list and it's reputed to be closing ........ it's only open during the summer months.... at the moment.

Full,,,,hmmm seven course with wine..... after that they can do what they like

Tar.Aldarion

Ever person that knew anything about me dying, I'd eat my way to freedom, and a coke.In a can.

El Guapo!

OisinT wrote: »

I can tell you that my last meal would certainly not be anything from TGIFriday and especially not from Subway. ew.

Abrekababra it is then.

squeakyduck

I'd go to Acapulco on Georges street. I'd eat flauta's and loads of nachos and onion rings with their YUMMY YUMMY guacamole and wash it down with a few margaritas!

PeterIanStaker

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Subway melt, lettuce, onion, jalapenos and southwest sauce.

Urgh, no. Give me the lethal injection before anything from Subway any day.

Micky Dolenz

A bread stick and a bottle of Jameson.

paky

my last meal would be a black forest gateau with a .38 snubnose inside

johnn

Vadge

kfallon

Dean09 wrote: »

Abrekababra it is then.

You'll die of extreme ringsting before you make it to the chair!

Taco fries....how can smething so right be so wrong :pac:

Stained Class

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

A bread stick and a bottle of Jameson.

Same here, along with a packet of ciggies.

reverenddave

i'd make it as awkward as possible just to piss off the guards
so something like
Hawaiian zebra milk
new Zealand abalone
free range Vatican eggs
italian black truffles
on top of a bed of irish potatoes
with finnish carrots
maybe kangaroo or ostrich fillet
and some kind of tiramisu from Brazil

and that'd just be the starter

oh some nice falafel would be nice too

clikityclak

About a year ago, I picked up a book about prisoner's that have been executed on death row in the U.S., and it listed all their last meals whether they chose it or not. Jaysus, some of them had like 15 cakes, 8 gallons of ice cream; that sort of thing. T'was strangely infatuating reading.

My last meal? A big juicy Irish steak and garlic and cheese potatoes from Cox's Steakhouse in Leitrim, a few chipees on the side! A selection of cheesecakes to wolf into, and copious amounts of vodka and tonic to wash it down... oh my!

alwaysadub

Teppanyaki chicken and beef from the Lemon Grass in CityWest.
Yum!!!!
Don't think they do it anymore though.
But don't think i'll end up on death row anyway, so no point worrying

cleremy jarkson

A domino's all-meat pizza and a 2 litre bottle of vanilla coke.... followed by morphine laced mini-rolls.

The Highwayman

Fillet steaks wraped in KFC chicken skin loads of them mmmmm

ditzyfitzy

Big mac...! YUM!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Bacon & Cabbage with a good mustard and some floury spuds with a good butter. That would be followed by hundreds of profiteroles with chocolate sauce and then a nice cheese board. All washed down by a ridicolously expensive bottle of red

Dan Chipowski

2 KFC Breast Pieces
2 KFC Drumsticks
2 Large Supermacs Fries
1 x 2lt of Ice cold Coke.
3 scoops of choc chip ice cream.

That lot would send me off happy.

alwaysadub

Zaiden Uptight Waist wrote: »

Bacon & Cabbage with a good mustard and some floury spuds with a good butter. That would be followed by hundreds of profiteroles with chocolate sauce and then a nice cheese board. All washed down by a ridicolously expensive bottle of red

A culchie till the death eh?

robbie_998

5 mega bars of galaxy chocolate

5 mega bars of toblerons

and 10 liters of avonmore fresh chocolate milk

epgc3fyqirnbsx

alwaysadub wrote: »

A culchie till the death eh?

I prefer the term 'West of Ireland Rural Gentleman' :pac:

JONJO THE MISER

A hillbilly's breast in a bun, snackbox fries and gravy.

Cheap Thrills!

Potato salad on buttered batch bread with sausages and ketchup and stuffing as well. Side order of mashed potato full of salt and butter with gravy and stuffing.

For dessert I'd have apple pie, jamaica ginger cake with tiramasu, ice cream and custard.

Then I'd have a cheese board, well the cheese of it, not the wooden bit.

Then I'd have a cup of tea and a chocolate mini swiss roll.

As I get electrocuted/injected I would hope to spew a huge rainbow all accross the room soaking the hangman and the ghouls and the weeping human rights dogoodies in the gallery.

Pherekydes

A nice cup of hemlock.

orourkeda

I'd love to eat a big hairy fanny for my last meal.

Asphyxia

A proper stew that my mother made *drools*

Oat23

Something Indian so I'd s*it myself as they killed me. For the craic.

Clean that up bitches :pac:

Bog

Zaiden Uptight Waist wrote: »

Bacon & Cabbage with a good mustard and some floury spuds with a good butter. That would be followed by hundreds of profiteroles with chocolate sauce and then a nice cheese board. All washed down by a ridicolously expensive bottle of red

I never knew TK did varying price structures.

fonecrusher1

Definitely a bungo & chips with a side order of frips.

PanchoVilla

A rare sirloin steak (beef must be organic and fed on corn and oats for two weeks before slaughter) topped with sauteed red onions and three organic, free range fried eggs with some A-1 steak sauce. A massive plate of homemade hash browns fried in butter and covered in the best quality ketchup. A warm 2 liter bottle of Coke. Dessert would be a hot chocolate fudge brownie covered in French vanilla ice cream. I don't drink but I'd probably want a bottle of scotch to settle the nerves.

chordtype

The Highwayman wrote: »

Fillet steaks wraped in KFC chicken skin loads of them mmmmm

This.

Bog

PanchoVilla wrote: »

A warm 2 liter bottle of Coke.

Wtf?

fonecrusher1

PanchoVilla wrote: »

A rare sirloin steak (beef must be organic and fed on corn and oats for two weeks before slaughter) topped with sauteed red onions and three organic, free range fried eggs with some A-1 steak sauce. A massive plate of homemade hash browns fried in butter and covered in the best quality ketchup. A warm 2 liter bottle of Coke. Dessert would be a hot chocolate fudge brownie covered in French vanilla ice cream. I don't drink but I'd probably want a bottle of scotch to settle the nerves.

Im sorry but thats unacceptable.

PanchoVilla

Bog wrote: »

Wtf?

Cold drinks are bad for your stomach.

KilaWhale

A dairy milk bar and a pint of cold cold milk....yum

fonecrusher1

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Cold drinks are bad for your stomach.

Imagine saying that to the prison gaurds as they take your last meal order?


/door closes....uproarious laughter echos down the corridor....

PanchoVilla

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Imagine saying that to the prison gaurds as they take your last meal order?


/door closes....uproarious laughter echos down the corridor....

lol I mean cold drinks give me stomach cramps. I don't wanna spend my last few hours in pain. Besides, warm Coke is nice.

round tower huntsman

a full irish,sausages,rashers,black/white puddin, fried dippy egg with mushrooms and tomatoes,batch bread and a flaggin of devils bit.............i'd go happily after that.

fonecrusher1

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Besides, warm Coke is nice.

Get your bags & baggage....

Zigmund

Immortality pills.

knird evol

I'll have two Quails eggs and some Birds Nest soup. And a Bird.