How would you like to die?

ham_n_mustard

its not really something we talk about, but its going to happen to us all some day (maybe more than once if thats what you believe). Anyways, exactly what it says on the tin, how would you like to bow out?

for me, i'd like to die from laughing too hard

Teferi

Quickly and painlessly.

Sauve

Spontaneously and quickly.

Miguel_Sanchez

Brendan Gleeson had the best answer to this question.

How would you like to die?

How would you like a fat lip?

orourkeda

In the middle of hammering the arse off a 20 year old blonde with huge juggs. Ideally it would be shortly after the money shot.

Sardonicat

Quickly, and in a manner that's a bit ridiculous, so people will have difficulty keeping a straight face when they hear the news.* "She died how?:eek::D:o:(













*Likely to ne the case regardless of my cause of death

Rockery Woman

In my sleep.

Mr Benevolent

Having sex. My guess about the other AHers would be...

Biggins: Caught changing into his superhero costume
Pighead: In Dundalk
brummytom: Having sex
Wibbs: Sorting out the world's many problems single handedly
Dr. B: Naked in Galway
Terry: Naked in Dublin
CorkMan: Stoned to death by an angry mob
Kent Brockman: Ditto
Dudess: In Cork

drunken_munky52

In outer space mon!

chasm

I want to die like my grandfather - who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.:D

dr ro

orourkeda wrote: »

In the middle of hammering the arse off a 20 year old blonde with huge juggs

Yeah like john entwhistle, heart attack in hotel room with 2 hookers and a bag of coke the night before the who's next/last us tour.

mikom

orourkeda wrote: »

In the middle of hammering the arse off a 20 year old blonde with huge juggs

http://gretelcostume.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hansel-costume-300x300.jpg

Rockn

Spontaneous combustion.

orourkeda

dr ro wrote: »

Yeah like john entwhistle, heart attack in hotel room with 2 hookers and a bag of coke the night before the who's next/last us tour.

Dying the dream if you will.

Standard Toaster

Like Tommy Cooper

orourkeda

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Like Tommy Cooper

Just like that

ham_n_mustard

orourkeda wrote: »

Just like that

got there before me

Sticky_Fingers

Death by snu snu please

Standard Toaster

orourkeda wrote: »

Just like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpmk-vynoXk

itsnotmyname

just died laughing

Doc

I would like to go Aged 110 having been healthy and able to look after myself right up until I was suddenly struck ill. In a bed surrounded by all family (children, grandchildren, and possibly great-grandchildren) all of whom I get to say goodbye too before drifting off into a peaceful sleep with a smile on my face from which I never wake up.

TerryTibbs!

Falling from a great great height.

Napper Hawkins

Reading Boards.ie.




YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!



:pac::pac::pac:

candy-gal1

never!

Kold

F*cked apart by a gigantic octopus.

efb

After a filthy night of hot sex with the Irish Rugby Team (Juan Hernandez is Irish for the purposes of this fantasy)

Massive heart attack immediately post climax! Bury that!

Pherekydes

Live on TV, having been kidnapped by fundamentalist Islamicistical/Christianiserishers/Atheisticers (take your pick) having just foiled a mass murder attempt at a school.

I think the way an uncle of mine died is the way to go... perfectly healthy till the day he died ...he went to the pub with his son for a pint then he went home made himself a cup of tea and a sambo sat down turned on the telly...when my cousin came home an hour later he found him dead in the chair apparently he just looked like he had fallen asleep.

Duggy747

Hopping on a nuclear missile, releasing it from a plane and riding it like a cowboy alà Dr.Strangelove, except it would be down on top of some celebrity convention containing Paris Hilton, Jordan, Jedward, etc.

CreepingDeath

Suicide bomber at a public sector trade union meeting.

senordingdong

Jeff_Lebowski wrote: »

Brendan Gleeson had the best answer to this question.

How would you like to die?

How would you like a fat lip?

What was that from again?

Fizman

senordingdong wrote: »

What was that from again?

The General maybe?

NothingMan

As a character in the book I'm reading at the moment said:

In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my c0ck, at the age of eighty.

I promise I'm not reading porn. It's A Game of Thrones by George R R Martin. Only read that chapter this morning and it sounded a splendid way to die.

stovelid

Like John Entwistle.

sbsquarepants

Probably the best i can hope for is peacefuly in my sleep. But obviously the dream would be to be jockeyd to death by lindsey lohan. The kids would be so proud:)

Sanjuro

like this-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FEL4nfSscU

daveyboy_1ie

Inside Naomi Campbell

laugh

mariaalice wrote: »

I think the way an uncle of mine died is the way to go... perfectly healthy till the day he died ...he went to the pub with his son for a pint then he went home made himself a cup of tea and a sambo sat down turned on the telly...when my cousin came home an hour later he found him dead in the chair apparently he just looked like he had fallen asleep.

He could have spent 55 minutes in terrible pain.

Krusader

Sanjuro wrote: »

like this-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FEL4nfSscU

Was he gay???? :pac:

Liam Byrne

orourkeda wrote: »

Dying the dream if you will.

Nightmare ?

Sanjuro

Crosáidí wrote: »

Was he gay???? :pac:

Looking for logic in a Monty Python sketch is a minefield.

But Graham Chapman was in fact, gay.

bonerm

Like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

admiralofthefleet

Rockery Woman wrote: »

In my sleep.

then wake up and find yourself dead and die with the shock

--Kaiser--

Shot by a jealous lover at the age of 99

jimthemental

Rich, old, surrounded by 20 something blonde models while reminiscing about the time I saved the Irish economy and successfully conquered England while laying waste to what was left of Anfield. :pac:

PeterIanStaker

NothingMan wrote: »

It's A Game of Thrones by George R R Martin. Only read that chapter this morning and it sounded a splendid way to die.

Best book ever!!

qwytre

Lying in the back garden on a deck chair looking up at a clear sky, where th only sounds are the swallows swooping back and over, with a warm breeze blowing, looking at the the dandelion seeds floating high in the air, in the house where I grew up. Bliss.

PeterIanStaker

I'd like to be reverse cowgirled to death by Lucy Lawless in a room full of mirrors:cool:

NothingMan

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Best book ever!!

Soon to be HBO series starring Sean Bean . Well this is way off topic, but who cares, it's fantastic.

orourkeda

while taking a dump on a female porn star who was **** into a jam jar

up for anything

mariaalice wrote: »

I think the way an uncle of mine died is the way to go... perfectly healthy till the day he died ...he went to the pub with his son for a pint then he went home made himself a cup of tea and a sambo sat down turned on the telly...when my cousin came home an hour later he found him dead in the chair apparently he just looked like he had fallen asleep.

laugh wrote: »

He could have spent 55 minutes in terrible pain.

That was pretty cuntish even for AH. Not really a laugh at all! :rolleyes:

I'd like to die surrounded by my family and heaven help the ones that aren't weeping because I'd come back and make them cry.