Jeremy kyle "assaulted"

Gunsfortoys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAneU22gAaM&feature=topvideos
I love how jeremy hides behind his goons. Human bear baiting at its best.

Einhard

Awwwww, but I wanted to tbe the first to thump him. :mad:

Biggins

Not as if he desn't ask for it. He's a crap stirring gobschite.

frank reynolds

he really does just have one of those faces that NEEDS to be punched!!

Wibbs

You have to fix your link. Remove all the guff and just stick the number between the tags IE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= J5XLD9gMvBA &feature=grec_index the bold bit

easyeason3

It's time to grow up & be a man.

Graeme, the genius as Jeremy calls him, will probably have his hands full counselling him through it.

Echospace

Really nice shot in fairness, the power and sheer accuracy amazed me.

super_furry

You make a career out of shouting at and insulting scangers, it's bound to happen. I'm only surprised it hasn't happened before.

nullzero

Quote of the day from the orc throwing the envelope; "You throw it at me I'll throw it at you. Your Mum!"

Now I know why I never watch that show.

Corsendonk

Self-righteous too, his own private life could get him a slot as a guest.

Biggins

When will people learn - if your going to do something, at least do it right!
The plank that tried it, it was a miserable effort on his part.

Gunsfortoys

Wibbs wrote: »

You have to fix your link. Remove all the guff and just stick the number between the tags IE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= J5XLD9gMvBA &feature=grec_index the bold bit

Yea I did that but sometimes it still comes up blank.

questionmark?

Thread title should read Jeremy Kyle lightly tapped on the back with an envelope.

Mr Benevolent

Full story here

Sanjuro

It's just a damn shame it wasn't a freak shot that sliced Kyle's head off or hit an artery.

Ruu_Old

Assaulted? I was expecting more.

FreudianSlippers

That's it? I was expecting a lot more out of this thread.

Blisterman

I don't think getting an envelope thrown at you counts as being assaulted.

Biggins

Blisterman wrote: »

I don't think getting an envelope thrown at you counts as being assaulted.

I must ask Bertie what he calls it! :pac:

Gunsfortoys

Thread title changed.:D

steve9859

I like to think that Jeremy Kyle is actually like the guy in the Chase & Status video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpFfM_dili4

Aidric

Your man is one hideous looking yokel. Good shot though.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAneU22gAaM&feature=topvideos
I love how jeremy hides behind his goons. Human bear baiting at its best.

"Goons" - I've thrown bigger out of my way to get to a fight ffs :cool:

Gunsfortoys

Mike Gifted Vegetable wrote: »

"Goons" - I've thrown bigger out of my way to get to a fight ffs :cool:

You're so cool.

PaddyBomb

Anyone ever played Fallout 3? That fella is the spits of the ghoul from it.

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Biggins

Ruu wrote: »

Assaulted? I was expecting more.

Given that Kyle is a TV version of a Sun reporting style, I think a lot of folk were hoping he could have got hit harder.

Day time TV - he and his ilk are a good reason why its got such a bad name. Dumb down rubbish for the plebs.

Gunsfortoys

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

You're so cool.

I'd throw bigger out of the way to get to Jeremy Kyle!

FreudianSlippers

At least Jeremy Kyle calls out these knackers on their bullshít

Biggins

OisinT wrote: »

At least Jeremy Kyle calls out these knackers on their bullshít

Thought that was the job of social services - and they have the laws behind them to force such scumbags to cough up.
Kyle is just schite stirring for the sake of self-promotion.
He's a big man indeed behind all his bodyguards. :rolleyes:

TerrorFirmer

questionmark? wrote: »

Thread title should read Jeremy Kyle lightly tapped on the back with an envelope.

It ricochets up and wrecks his hair. Notice how it's his immediate concern as he casually but obviously panic-stricken smooths it back into place straight away while he's making his rabble rousing riposte.

My name is URL

Kyle's a bigger scumbag than anyone that appears on his show. Appeasing the thirst that other scumbags have for such mind numbing drivel, and dressing himself up as a solution to it all

Jarren

http://blogginwithdobbin.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/jk-copy.jpg

arybvtcw0eolkf

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

You're so cool.

Thats why I wore the glasses, see - :cool:

Ghetto Cornetto

When he sits on the stairs, shít is about to get real.

ejmaztec

Ruu wrote: »

Assaulted? I was expecting more.

I thought it was at least two hand-grenades up his arse, and ten people attacking him with machetes.:(

Biggins

ejmaztec wrote: »

I thought it was at least two hand-grenades up his arse, and ten people attacking him with machetes.:(

That reminds me, I should be more careful next time taking a walk in Mexico.
Gawd bless KY gel.

ejmaztec

I accidentally saw a bit of one of his programmes a few weeks ago, where some scumbag was refusing to accept that he was the father of some girl's child. His reason for this was that the kid was ginger, and he didn't have any gingers in his family.

Needless to say, the DNA test put paid to this theory.:pac:

TheZohanS

Mike Gifted Vegetable wrote: »

"Goons" - I've thrown bigger out of my way to get to a fight ffs :cool:

You tell them Moaty.

easyeason3

ejmaztec wrote: »

I accidentally saw a bit of one of his programmes a few weeks ago, where some scumbag was refusing to accept that he was the father of some girl's child. His reason for this was that the kid was ginger, and he didn't have any gingers in his family.

Needless to say, the DNA test put paid to this theory.:pac:

Yeah,, yeah, yeah.
I love nothing more than pulling a sickie, getting the duvet & 'accidentally' watching Jeremy Kyle. I then have a little nap & before I know it Judge Judy is on.

ejmaztec

easyeason3 wrote: »

Yeah,, yeah, yeah.
I love nothing more than pulling a sickie, getting the duvet & 'accidentally' watching Jeremy Kyle. I then have a little nap & before I know it Judge Judy is on.

No, it's one of the perks of working from home, accidentally switching on the tv.:o

Biggins

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

You're so cool.

Bless, your new. I'd believe him.

Gunsfortoys

Mike Gifted Vegetable wrote: »

Thats why I wore the glasses, see - :cool:

*Runs*

major bill

jeremy kyle is a cnut suprised it hasnt happend sooner sure he threw the envelope at him in the first place like a kid!!!.

great shot though, the face on kyle when he turned around was priceless.

Biggins

Kyle is just lucky it was an envelope.
I'm amazed we haven't heard he's been hit by something more, by now.

Asphyxia

I saw this the other day so funny

Dudess

Weird the way there's not that much love for Jeremy Kyle here on the Jeremy Kyle forum.

Donkey Oaty

Dudess wrote: »

Weird the way there's not that much love for Jeremy Kyle here on the Jeremy Kyle forum.

It's that sort of negative attitude, madam, that has made you what you are - a parasitic drain on society.

You need to take responsibility for YOUR actions before complaining about everyone else.

I've got some counsellors lined up who will be able to help you with your shocking attitude. Here's one now.

lord lucan

Kyle always reminds me of Harry Enfields Angry Frank!:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuM_iSwMof8

orourkeda

I hope he's dead. The cant.

destinybabe

Jeremy Kyle was condescending and patronising towards the lad,he asked Jeremy for the verification that he's the dad, the lad even said thank you as he reached to take the envelope & gets it thrown at him no wonder gave Jeremy a taste of his own medcine...the cheek! However Jeremy Kyle gets away with taking the moral high ground & treating people so abominably is beyond me.

Rabies

questionmark? wrote: »

Thread title should read Jeremy Kyle lightly tapped on the back with an envelope.

Envelope fan ruffles Jermey Kyle's hair, SHOCK HORROR