Things students do (alternative to skangers/culchies/yuppies)

Echospace

1. Listen to kings of leon/coronas/the frames/etc.
2. Go where the cheapest drink is served
3. Wear jeans and hoodies all day, every day
4. Eat pot noodles all day, every day

...

Feel free to add your own!

Drink cheap beer and plenty of humping

Iron Hide

Rob bog roll from the college toilets.

kev9100

We drink cheap beer and complain about never having money.

KeithM89_old

Do nothing until the week before the exams..

Revolution9

They create threads on boards.ie trying to find out what other student types get up to so they can participate and win studenty friends

bonerm

Pull pranks on the crusty old Dean.

Social Disorder

Iron Hide wrote: »

Rob bog roll from the college toilets.

Dont forget the soap

I hope this isn't suppose to be a student bashing thread though...seems more a recession busting advice thread.

scientific1982

Smoke loads of hash.
Watch daytime tv and kids shows.
Raid the auld ones food at the weekend.
Take loads of sick days.
Drink a lot.
Sleep with housemates.

JerryHandbag

Echospace wrote: »

1. Listen to kings of leon/coronas/the frames/etc.
2. Go where the cheapest drink is served
3. Wear jeans and hoodies all day, every day
4. Eat pot noodles all day, every day

...

Feel free to add your own!

Spot on....though I would say Snow Patrol instead of The Frames

oldyouth

Programme their phones to only allow incoming calls from their parents when funds are required

PeterIanStaker

Watch Jeremy Kyle, Spongebob and then the boxset of Family Guy, while smoking a joint.

Might go to that lecture tomorrow, even though its on awful early (11am)

IM0

you mean the ones who do arts or real degrees with lots of work involved :pac:

Gillington

Fill their pockets with sachets of salt/ketchup etc from McDonalds when ordering a €1 hamburger

MajorThom

Double helping of 'Home and Away' every day!!!

deise go deo

Gillington wrote: »

Fill their pockets with sachets of salt/ketchup etc from McDonalds when ordering a €1 hamburger

Well tis a recession, gota get you monies worth

Twilighter

spend more time on facebook than in actual lectures/doing any work.
home and away at 6.30. every day.
join lots of clubs and socs in order to get free stuff

ballybunionlad

Build pyramids with cans.

Never wash anything after eating.

Eat lots of pizza.

Ants in their houses from lack of cleanliness.

Sneak naggins into nightclubs.

Worry about not getting in cos your too drunk.

Talk **** to taxi drivers on the way home before bolting without paying.

brianthebard

pop the MAP like its an after dinner mint...

orourkeda

Go on the dole the day after their graduation ceremony.

chordtype

Say '**** it, it's on moodle.'

Spunge

chordtype wrote: »

Say '**** it, it's on moodle.'

Oh lord yes :pac:

i_love_toast

Protest against everything going on in the world today!

- foreign wars ie Iraq
- Throw shoes at tony blair book signings
- protest against Israel
- Protest against coca cola being sold in su shops because of the apparent millions in Brazil forced to work in its slave labor factories

Oh also not having a breeze why they are protesting and the real facts its just because its "cool" to protest against world stuff these days

brianthebard

orourkeda wrote: »

Go on the dole the day after their graduation ceremony.

You can sign on as soon as you're finished exams, you don't have to wait months for graduation. fool!

ricero

ive started college this year and ive started to notice the cultchies are the biggest scabs going anyone agree?

Students study hard 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, 2 weeks a year.

It is a tough life.

Dardania

ricero wrote: »

ive started college this year and ive started to notice the cultchies are the biggest scabs going anyone agree?

IF you're in college in Dublin, living at home, and define culchies as anyone from outside dublin, then as they are the ones living away from home, they have to deal with not having the auld pair shopping for them everyday.

SO who's the scab now, ricer-ooney?;-)

ricero

Dardania wrote: »

IF you're in college in Dublin, living at home, and define culchies as anyone from outside dublin, then as they are the ones living away from home, they have to deal with not having the auld pair shopping for them everyday.

SO who's the scab now, ricer-ooney?;-)

i do admit i live at home but still have to work and pay rent. but its not just being scabby with money in general their scabby from not paying for a shared taxi to not offering a person a drink in their house or even a biscuit and if i hear them call football soccer again i think i might have to give out some dublin style stick.

and yes everyone living outside dublin are cultchies except for ulster people they are northeys

D'Agger

ricero wrote: »

i do admit i live at home but still have to work and pay rent

so your parents are scabby??

People who live in glasshouses etc. etc.

ricero

PaulieC wrote: »

so your parents are scabby??

People who live in glasshouses etc. etc.

no me parents arnt scabby its just a lesson their teaching me like yano cant have everything plain salling and its only 30 euro

my jedi senses detect your a culchie

D'Agger

ricero wrote: »

no me parents arnt scabby its just a lesson their teaching me like yano cant have everything plain salling and its only 30 euro

my jedi senses detect your a culchie

I don't really have a class as such - from Kerry so there's a bogger background but been in Cork 5years so I'm 50-50 now - I do love tea though but sure who fúckin doesn't!!

brianthebard

ricero wrote: »

no me parents arnt scabby its just a lesson their teaching me like yano cant have everything plain salling and its only 30 euro

my jedi senses detect your a culchie

30 euro for rent? yeah you're moaning about bull**** while holding double standards. smells of dub.

ballsymchugh

bonerm wrote: »

Pull pranks on the crusty old Dean.

hello dean? you're a stupidhead!

mahamageehad

* buy whatever's on offer at tesco
* drink cheapest drink available
* skip college on sunny days
* skip college on rainy days
* rob anything that is useful- loo roll, soap, salt and ketchup and butter from canteen
* leave cleaning to the last minute then fight about who has to do it
* collect empty beer bottles
* rob traffic cones/road signs/posters as decoration
* watch home and away religiously
* turn off the news if it comes on
* randomly score people on nights out when they've lost their friends so they don't have to pay for the whole taxi
* talk **** to random strangers
* every meal consists of either- pasta, pizza, chicken, mince, rice, noodles, beans, bread, soup, cheese or tuna. The only exception is food thats on special offer in tescos.
* Get drunk at every possible opportunity

hmm thats all i can think of for the moment

Conor_M1990

mahamageehad wrote: »

* buy whatever's on offer at tesco
* drink cheapest drink available
* skip college on sunny days
* skip college on rainy days
* rob anything that is useful- loo roll, soap, salt and ketchup and butter from canteen
* leave cleaning to the last minute then fight about who has to do it
* collect empty beer bottles
* rob traffic cones/road signs/posters as decoration
* watch home and away religiously
* turn off the news if it comes on
* randomly score people on nights out when they've lost their friends so they don't have to pay for the whole taxi
* talk **** to random strangers
* every meal consists of either- pasta, pizza, chicken, mince, rice, noodles, beans, bread, soup, cheese or tuna. The only exception is food thats on special offer in tescos.
* Get drunk at every possible opportunity

hmm thats all i can think of for the moment

Its not a bad auld life

TechnoPool

mahamageehad wrote: »

* buy whatever's on offer at tesco
* drink cheapest drink available
* skip college on sunny days
* skip college on rainy days
* rob anything that is useful- loo roll, soap, salt and ketchup and butter from canteen
* leave cleaning to the last minute then fight about who has to do it
* collect empty beer bottles
* rob traffic cones/road signs/posters as decoration
* watch home and away religiously
* turn off the news if it comes on
* randomly score people on nights out when they've lost their friends so they don't have to pay for the whole taxi
* talk **** to random strangers
* every meal consists of either- pasta, pizza, chicken, mince, rice, noodles, beans, bread, soup, cheese or tuna. The only exception is food thats on special offer in tescos.
* Get drunk at every possible opportunity

hmm thats all i can think of for the moment

good times there

funk-you

Grow dreadlocks (Especially if they're ginger).

-Funk

BotFly

ricero wrote: »

i do admit i live at home but still have to work and pay rent. but its not just being scabby with money in general their scabby from not paying for a shared taxi to not offering a person a drink in their house or even a biscuit and if i hear them call football soccer again i think i might have to give out some dublin style stick.

and yes everyone living outside dublin are cultchies except for ulster people they are northeys

Never understood people who go to college but live at home.
You're wasting some of the best years of your life and for what? to catch the odd glimpse of your mother getting out of the shower?
Grow up, son.
Move out.

The Real B-man

Catch STDS

pappyodaniel

What students at Institutes of technology love

Wearing GAA jerseys
Being proud of coming from Mayo
Wrestling in Sumo suits
Getting ****faced before heading to nightclubs
Pulling their collars up on their GAA jerseys
Having terrible taste in music
Playing Gaelic Football at a high level
Wearing grey cotton tracksuit bottoms
Watching Hardy Bucks
Fortnightly swallowing a Morning-After-pill
Fighting outside Abrakebabra
KC on today fm
Voting for the biggest c*nt in student elections
Wrecking the rented accommodation their parents pay for
Go on J1s to San Diego
Singing Sawdoctors songs
Repeating a year
Orange make-up
Pissing on my doorstep
Planning to go to Australia
Having abortions
Ray Foley
Puking in each other's mouths while shifting
Making noise in lecture theatres
Fingering in nightclubs
Koka Noodles
Puking in taxis
Wearing shirts
Calling a car...a bus (i don't get it either)

rochie16

BotFly wrote: »

Never understood people who go to college but live at home.
You're wasting some of the best years of your life and for what? to catch the odd glimpse of your mother getting out of the shower?
Grow up, son.
Move out.

We don't get culchie grants to pay for all our rent and stuff, necessitating that we live at home. :rolleyes:

Plautus

But ... the majority of grant recipients live in urban areas. By dint of most of the country's population being situated in cities and the means-test often taking account of assets such as land. Uh-oh spaghettios!

smk89

Stay up till 3am and post on an internet site, miss class and wake up in the afternoon.

Delicate_Dlite

be on boards at this hour when they've an essay due tomorrow today at noon..:(

OutlawPete

Echospace wrote: »

Listen to kings of leon/coronas/the frames/etc.

Check.

Echospace wrote: »

Go where the cheapest drink is served.

Check.

Echospace wrote: »

Wear jeans and hoodies all day, every day.

Check.

Echospace wrote: »

Eat pot noodles all day, every day.

Check.


I'm a student .. and I've never even been to college \:p/

pappyodaniel

OutlawPete wrote: »

Listen to kings of leon/coronas/the frames/etc.
Check.

Get out!

fakearms123

Watch Maury at lunchtime and are shocked everytime they hear "He is NOT the father!"

jimthemental

Sit in a sitting room talking sh1t about the local scumbags while drinking Dutch and Bucky at 4 in the afternoon. I wanna go back there!

Dardania

mahamageehad wrote: »

* buy whatever's on offer at tesco
* drink cheapest drink available
* skip college on sunny days
* skip college on rainy days
* rob anything that is useful- loo roll, soap, salt and ketchup and butter from canteen
* leave cleaning to the last minute then fight about who has to do it
* collect empty beer bottles
* rob traffic cones/road signs/posters as decoration
* watch home and away religiously
* turn off the news if it comes on
* randomly score people on nights out when they've lost their friends so they don't have to pay for the whole taxi
* talk **** to random strangers
* every meal consists of either- pasta, pizza, chicken, mince, rice, noodles, beans, bread, soup, cheese or tuna. The only exception is food thats on special offer in tescos.
* Get drunk at every possible opportunity

hmm thats all i can think of for the moment

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

Its not a bad auld life

TechnoPool wrote: »

good times there

Sounds bloody brilliant, and I miss it so much!

allanb49

i_love_toast wrote: »

Protest against everything going on in the world today!

- foreign wars ie Iraq
- Throw shoes at tony blair book signings
- protest against Israel
- Protest against coca cola being sold in su shops because of the apparent millions in Brazil forced to work in its slave labor factories

Oh also not having a breeze why they are protesting and the real facts its just because its "cool" to protest against world stuff these days

good auld ucd

TanG411

Watch Jeremy Kyle and think, 'No matter how bad my life will be, I will never end up on that show'.

Procrastinate, several times a day, all over the place.

Play some NES classics while you're bored in a lecture. What, you don't have a nes emulator on your phone?

Om nom nom during a lecture.