Things that yuppies like (alternative to skangers & culchies list)

strobe

18. Pay a fortune for nice fashionable clothes and then some how match them so they look awful.

19. Pretend to know how the economy works, memorise words or phrases they saw in the Guardian and then repeatedly use them incorrectly for full effect.

20. Mispronounce the names of all foreign wines and foods. Correct people that pronounce them correctly.

21. Complain about people taking government handouts they don't need and then spend their child allowance on a pink top and yellow skirt to go with it, a copy of the Guardian and a bottle of Moët (pronounced moe-way).

Celly Smunt

go to 21's and get sexually abused by black boys and think its "being young and having fun"

evercloserunion

Post shyte on boards. You all know it's true.

Celly Smunt

evercloserunion wrote: »

Post shyte on boards. You all know it's true.

wanna make out?

Kasabian

Wall Street.

FREDNISMO

Panini's

CorkMan

Ride your Ma.

Rented Mule

smokedeels wrote: »

south park, oral sex and pizza.

Sign me up.

PeterIanStaker

"Howard! It's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown... uh... some homeless people maybe five or ten. Uh... Some NYU girl I met in Central Park, I left her in a parking lot, I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nailgun and... some man, some old ****** with a dog last week. I killed another girl... with a chainsaw... I had to, she almost got away. And there... was someone else there I don't remember, maybe a model, but sh- she's dead, too. And, uh- PAUL ALLEN. I killed Paul Allen with an axe. In the face"

yeahme

Abercrombie and Fitch,

which was a pity cos i had a lot of that type of clothes when i moved back to Ireland,
When I saw the type of clowns, (you know from where) wearing the same i decided to use mine for the farm work

coffee mocho chino non fat double expresso latte, ffs, get a life and just order a regular cuppa tea

catthinkin

call their kids ridicously english names like charles and claire rupert

send them to endless activities like yoga for kids and tia chi for five year olds

wear pearls over a jumper and sunglasses on head (both men and woman)

buy organic ****e but get botox

go sailing

have a least two houses

moan about how poor they are

shop in avoca

live off their parents

wear granny pants ( both men and women)

support rugby

hate the gaa

smirk

laugh like horses

changes

property in marbella

IM0

hookers and blow

bob50

catthinkin wrote: »

call their kids ridicously english names like charles and claire rupert

send them to endless activities like yoga for kids and tia chi for five year olds

wear pearls over a jumper and sunglasses on head (both men and woman)

buy organic ****e but get botox

go sailing

have a least two houses

moan about how poor they are

shop in avoca

live off their parents

wear granny pants ( both men and women)

support rugby

hate the gaa

smirk

laugh like horses

Great post Whats this they they have to wear their shades on their heads both sexes eveb when there is no sun ??? what are these ffers trying to prove

Sharkey 10

yeahme wrote: »

Abercrombie and Fitch,

which was a pity cos i had a lot of that type of clothes when i moved back to Ireland,
When I saw the type of clowns, (you know from where) wearing the same i decided to use mine for the farm work

coffee mocho chino non fat double expresso latte, ffs, get a life and just order a regular cuppa tea

Coffee was a staple of the working class long before tea you know

The Express

- BT bags on the parcel shelf of the car

- Having a Ballsbridge Motors sticker on the back of the car

-RDS membership sticker on the windscreen

-'Orange daughters' with onion hairstyles; sons called 'mork'

-Never, ever walking past the Westin on college green. The absolute outer limits of the south side yuppie.

- Saying 'how are yooou?' but not actually meaning it.

- The 'when did you get down' question when the meet fellow yuppies on weekends in the west.

fonecrusher1

The funny thing about yuppies is the fact they're often quite stupid.

Their wealth has very little to do with intelligence or school acomplishments or being successful in business, its generational wealth. Homes, businesses & various other assets are passed from father/mother to son or daughter.

:pac:

Cat Melodeon

silverspoon wrote: »

Is this just a thinly-veiled disguise for a list about D4s?

Nope. This kind of behaviour (with associated accent) is much in evidence down here in culchieville too. It's not geographical. Pomposity knows no borders.

evercloserunion

Cat Melodeon wrote: »

Nope. This kind of behaviour (with associated accent) is much in evidence down here in culchieville too. It's not geographical. Pomposity knows no borders.

Actually

The Express wrote: »

-Never, ever walking past the Westin on college green. The absolute outer limits of the south side yuppie.

spyderski

Sit reading this ****e wondering if ye have no work in the morning! (i'm on holidays before you ask)_

jackal

yeahme wrote: »

coffee mocho chino non fat double expresso latte, ffs, get a life and just order a regular cuppa tea

Boggers get equally anal about tea too.

"Now I do be wanting 2 teabags in dat cup, warm the cup up first with some hot water, put the kettle back on to make sure the water is still schaldin before you pour it, fill it to the brim and stir it till its the same colour as the bogwater and then a half a shpoon of sugar, no that's too much, and a drop of milk... more... now ye'r suckin deisel... more... no thats too much. Yearragh I'll do it myself"

Plus tea in a styrofoam cup... eh nah it just does not taste good.

FREDNISMO

Holding everybody up at the filling station while they try and pay for fuel with an out of date laser card before using their proper laser card, then thinking as they strut back to their car that everybody in the shop thinks he/she are loaded

bob50

FREDNISMO wrote: »

Holding everybody up at the filling station while they try and pay for fuel with an out of date laser card before using their proper laser card, then thinking as they strut back to their car that everybody in the shop thinks he/she are loaded

Yeah Buying 10 euros worth of petrol with their laser/credit cards what twats

pcardin

zerks wrote: »

Drive 4x4's in town to drop the kids the 200 yards to school.Do the shopping while drinking coffee (as opposed to shoplifting while drinking dutch gold).
Shop in Lidl because they can't afford to shop anywhere else anymore.

...but still use M&S bags to put Lidl food in it so the neighbors don't see where they shop

Sofa King Great

bob50 wrote: »

Yeah Buying 10 euros worth of petrol with their laser/credit cards what twats

What? That is what debit cards are for surely?

bob50

Sofa King Great wrote: »

What? That is what debit cards are for surely?

Yeah if you buy a higher value of petrol ie €25.00 upwards


not a poxy fiver or tenner

Sharkey 10

bob50 wrote: »

Yeah if you buy a higher value of petrol ie €25.00 upwards


not a poxy fiver or tenner

Off topic a bit but does anyone know whether there is an extra charge for the vendor when someone uses a debit card ? If there isnt i think its shocking that they have a minimum of 10 euro to use a debit card. I know its extra hassel for them but they should be glad of the custom