Things that Skangers do

CorkMan

1) Claim Free Dole
2) Drink lots of Dutch Gold and Bavaria
3) Always wear tracksuits and nike runners (for every occasion)
4) Buy 20-John player blue
5) Answer questions with "WHAAAA?" and if you eyeball them by accident "WHAAAT ARE YUUU LOOOKING AAAT?"
6) Go out to Santa Ponsa every year (their taste of "foreign culture" of course)
7) Get €150 off the Community Welfare Office for their clothing allowance. Spend €140 on the latest pair of Nike Airs and spend the other €10 on a pair of fags.
8) Break into houses

Continue the list!

clived2

gin for higgins

Fionn MacCool

€10 for a pair of fags is pretty steep bro

Iron Hide

Drive 15+ year old 22nd hand Honda Civics with dodgy bodykits and lopsided steering

Insect Overlord

CorkMan wrote: »

3) Always wear tracksuits and nike runners (for every occasion)

Reebok Classics, tbh.

Adam

9) compile pointless lists

oh wait...

Armin_Tamzarian

CorkMan wrote: »

Claim Free Dole

As opposed to Dole that you have to pay for?

Sea Sharp

Use the phrase "deadly buzz" whilst off their heads on Es listening to techno music that hasn't changed since the mid 90s.

Sea Sharp

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

As opposed to Dole that you have to pay for?

Yeah, if you paid your tax when you had a job.

MidlandsM

GOB onto the pavements - filthy creatures.

rednik

Dress up on Sunday in their best tracksuit.

clived2

CorkMan wrote: »

2) €10 on a pair of fags.

Thats a bargain if your into that kinda thing

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arybvtcw0eolkf

Say mass on a Sunday.

CorkMan

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

As opposed to Dole that you have to pay for?

Well a lot of people would have worked before claiming the dole. Skanger never worked before. (Of course, excluding "employment" on the side)

knird evol

Wassit ?

Ruu_Old

Matching trackies for Mam and Dad while pushing baby Anto Junior in the pram.

Armin_Tamzarian

Ruu wrote: »

Matching pyjamas for Mam and Dad while pushing baby Anto Junior in the pram.

fyp

Sharkey 10

Sea Sharp wrote: »

Use the phrase "deadly buzz" whilst off their heads on Es listening to techno music that hasn't changed since the mid 90s.

Its been along time since people called them Es and techno music is far different nowadays .

iPlop

Once saw two skangers shouting at each other at the back of the bus about 10 years ago.They were fighting over kit kat and yorkie bars.It goes like this:

skanger1:WHHAAA deh fcuk!! why did ya get a yorrrrkie ,I told ya not tah do dah! I told ya to get a kit kat ya fukkin' eijit

Skanger2: AHHH im bleedin' sorrreeyyyy ,I didn't know did oi?

skanger1: NOW warrr are we gonna doooo?

Turns out ,about 10 years ago they stopped using tin foil in yorkie bars and the 2 scumbags had nothing to burn their gear on!:pac:

Very funny to listen to at the time ,just sad though!

iPlop

Sharkey 10 wrote: »

Its been along time since people called them Es and techno music is far different nowadays .

Pils and tunes I think!

Pauleta

CorkMan wrote: »

1) Claim Free Dole

Check (although you are hardly going to pay for your dole )

2) Drink lots of Dutch Gold and Bavaria

Check on bavaria:D

3) Always wear tracksuits and nike runners (for every occasion)

Runners unless im going to a function of some sort or nightclub. I dont own a tracksuit

4) Buy 20-John player blue

Check :cool:

5) Answer questions with "WHAAAA?" and if you eyeball them by accident "WHAAAT ARE YUUU LOOOKING AAAT?"

I usually say sorry if i fail to hear the 1st time

6) Go out to Santa Ponsa every year (their taste of "foreign culture" of course)

Just once

7) Get €150 off the Community Welfare Office for their clothing allowance. Spend €140 on the latest pair of Nike Airs and spend the other €10 on a pair of fags.

Never knew you could get clothing allowance. I normally frequent H&M though. What a place

8) Break into houses

No



So i must be semi skangery if that counts

Joeyjoejoe83

No matter what or where you work at, threaten to get onto Joe Duffy if they arent happy or if you don't meet their ludicrous demands.

talla10

My list of accom...accomplis...things ive done

1) Claim Free Dole
2) Drink lots of Dutch Gold and Bavaria
3) Always wear tracksuits and nike runners (for every occasion)
4) Buy 20-John player blue
5) Answer questions with "WHAAAA?" and if you eyeball them by accident "WHAAAT ARE YUUU LOOOKING AAAT?"
6) Go out to Santa Ponsa every year (their taste of "foreign culture" of course)
7) Get €150 off the Community Welfare Office for their clothing allowance. Spend €140 on the latest pair of Nike Airs and spend the other €10 on a pair of fags.
8) Break into houses
9) Eat batter burgers
10) kill whover stole me list!

D'Agger

You're leaving out the worst thing that skangers do......Breed!

who what when

Their sisters

Darlughda

Give me a skanger everyday over a freeloading catholic priest, (bar the rare exceptions), who freeload off their communities, drink all their whiskey, rape their children and are FA use to any one in a crisis situation.

skipz

Sea Sharp wrote: »

Use the phrase "deadly buzz" whilst off their heads on Es listening to techno music that hasn't changed since the mid 90s.

Skangers are coke and Tiesto my friend, dont think E's and :)90's dance:) was as skangery as the crap they get up to today.

ION08

knird evol wrote: »

Wassit ?

Hwah?

Sharkey 10

skipz wrote: »

Skangers are coke and Tiesto my friend, dont think E's and :)90's dance:) was as skangery as the crap they get up to today.

Yeah noticed that me and all me friends take yokes even though its all BZP now but i still have to try even if every one tells me , then have to cope with that weird BZP . I hate coke its really for yuppy types and knackers imo.
Im not adverse to doing things you say skangers do ie drinking dutch and taking yokes.

Anyone notice that skangers love sitting on walls?

D'Agger

Darlughda wrote: »

Give me a skanger everyday over a freeloading catholic priest, (bar the rare exceptions), who freeload off their communities, drink all their whiskey, rape their children and are FA use to any one in a crisis situation.

Someeeeeeeeeeeeebody got fiddled by a priest....or has had alot of his whiskey consumed by priests - either way you've got baggage

curlzy

who what when wrote: »

Their sisters

Everyone knows that's a cultchie phenomenom!!!!