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The Apprentice UK 2010 ***Week 1***

  • 06-10-2010 2:40pm
    #1
    ibarelycare
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    Discussion thread for UK Apprentice week 1.



    Really excited about the "real" Apprentice (:pac:) starting tonight. None of your "spoofers" in this one!

    Kicks off at 9 on BBC1. Also really looking forward to seeing Dara O'Briain presenting You're Fired


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  • #2
    MagicMarker
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    Nice! :cool:


  • #3
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    They seem like twats already \o/ :D


  • #4
    MagicMarker
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    C'mon folks, there must be more people watching!

    Already these people are annoying!!

    ''I'm supremely intelligent'' lol


  • #5
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    This is a real entrepreneur folks.


  • #6
    Koloman
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Discussion thread for UK Apprentice week 1.



    Really excited about the "real" Apprentice

    You mean the Donald Trump version?


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  • #7
    fricatus
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    "Everyfink I touch, turns to SOLD"

    :D


  • #8
    MagicMarker
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    Holy crap, those eyes!!! :eek:


  • #9
    Gunsfortoys
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    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Holy crap, those eyes!!! :eek:

    http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6SchU8D-e1s/SYyLy5u180I/AAAAAAAAIu8/DEJN9XIZYv4/s400/1000737333_b90ad9b972.jpg&imgrefurl=http://carlibux.blogspot.com/2009/02/philippine-tarsier.html&h=270&w=400&sz=33&tbnid=9i-OoBUAq8DHTM:&tbnh=84&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Danimal%2Bwith%2Bhuge%2Beyes&zoom=1&q=animal+with+huge+eyes&hl=en&usg=__kqJ7oeEkxOIRKgmhMQZ9IMV3p8s=&sa=X&ei=ZtasTMq-HJm8jAeh2sDKBw&ved=0CBsQ9QEwAQ


  • #10
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Yer one Karen, is she the one who usually does the interviews every year? She was the owner or director of some football club or something?


  • #11
    MagicMarker
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    Probably a tree surgeon.


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  • #12
    duckysauce
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    posh english twats jayus give me a gun


  • #13
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    Some top totty and a bunch of knobs so far.


  • #14
    fricatus
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Yer one Karen, is she the one who usually does the interviews every year? She was the owner or director of some football club or something?

    Birmingham City


  • #15
    MagicMarker
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    lol... ''unemployed head of communications''


  • #16
    IM0
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    its oaan :cool:


  • #17
    Winty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭Winty


    Every other year had one Irish person, where is this years


  • #18
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Fusion :eek::eek: No way!

    Edit: Awww!


  • #19
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    fusion and synergy lol


  • #20
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Winty wrote: »
    Every other year had one Irish person, where is this years


    Too many bankers applied.


  • #21
    MagicMarker
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    Some serious hotties there.


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  • #22
    ibarelycare
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    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Some serious hotties there.


    Big time!

    They're all such self-important dickheads...love it :D


  • #23
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Winty wrote: »
    Every other year had one Irish person, where is this years

    obviously the one in the green suit and silly hat. everyone hasnt spoken yet or is there another way to spot an irish person in this i havent figured out yet


  • #24
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    How the ****, did the owner of a cleaning company get into this show?


  • #25
    ibarelycare
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    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    How the ****, did the owner of a cleaning company get into this show?


    Why not??? It could be an extremely successful company.


  • #26
    fricatus
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    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Some serious hotties there.

    Roydes aplenty! Not one of them I wouldn't want to please, except maybe that scary bird Melissa with the power glasses and the power hair!

    I hope my wife doesn't read this! :D


  • #27
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    nice twist working all night!


  • #28
    duckysauce
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭duckysauce


    wemin off to get some meat :eek:


  • #29
    kerash
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    Bangers bangers bangers!!

    the butchers are no fools. Mmm the girls wanted to make an inferior product - could be a disaster here


  • #30
    MagicMarker
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    duckysauce wrote: »
    wemin off to get some meat :eek:
    It's a sausage fest!


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  • #31
    fricatus
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    Winty wrote: »
    Every other year had one Irish person, where is this years

    Well it definitely isn't Raleigh O'Addington, Paloma Ní Vivanco or Sandeesh Uí Samra


  • #32
    Gunsfortoys
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Why not??? It could be an extremely successful company.

    This is a high position in a very successful company. What is she going to be in charge of? Getting the sponges??


  • #33
    duckysauce
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭duckysauce


    cock fest:D


  • #34
    Busi_Girl08
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    Surely if they were doing "gourmet" sausages, they could just make less product, and sell at a higher price?


    Who the feck are all these people buying meat at 3am? :confused:


  • #35
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    I'm kind of glad that there aren't any Irish people on this. Look at the Irish version! We are already a laughing stock


  • #36
    fricatus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,081 ✭✭✭fricatus


    The real Apprentice, in the real Smithfield!


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  • #37
    ibarelycare
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    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    This is a high position in a very successful company. What is she going to be in charge of? Getting the sponges??

    Is she a cleaner? Probably not. She's the owner of a company and could very well have amazing entrepreneurial skills or otherwise. Everyone has to start somewhere!


  • #38
    Busi_Girl08
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    Of all the ways to sell sausages, showing us how they are made really isn't a good one.


  • #39
    fricatus
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    "It's a bit of an artform, getting the perfect sausage!"

    :D


  • #40
    kerash
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    This is ridiculous people without experience would not be making sausages

    anyhow, the girls saussies sound lovely!


  • #41
    Gunsfortoys
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Is she a cleaner? Probably not. She's the owner of a company and could very well have amazing entrepreneurial skills or otherwise. Everyone has to start somewhere!


    She must have something to get on the show I suppose. That manager for the male team is an absolute twat.


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  • #42
    IM0
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    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    Of all the ways to sell sausages, showing us how they are made really isn't a good one.

    depends whether or not you thought they grew on trees or in the ground I suppose :confused:


  • #43
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Is this grossing anyone else out? :o


  • #44
    Gunsfortoys
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Is this grossing anyone else out? :o

    Think of that the next time you are eating a fry.


  • #45
    fricatus
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Is this grossing anyone else out? :o

    Only the boys' sausages. They look rank. The girls' ones look goooood... and are making me feel hungry!:D


  • #46
    duckysauce
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭duckysauce


    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    I'm kind of glad that there aren't any Irish people on this. Look at the Irish version! We are already a laughing stock

    the ones on the irish one are more intelligent compared to these knobs


  • #47
    ibarelycare
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    Jesus up all night and now selling all day...great task to get the show on the road!


  • #48
    kerash
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    the lads are gonna give people food poisoning!

    would i like some - eh no. All they can do is shout!!
    Stuart /facepalm


  • #49
    Busi_Girl08
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    £4 is a small price to pay to get the moron with the sausages out of my face.


  • #50
    Gunsfortoys
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    duckysauce wrote: »
    the ones on the irish one are more intelligent compared to these knobs

    Nope. This task is much worse than any of the ones Bill handed out.


  • #51
    fricatus
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    Stuart is such a d!ckhead in how he's talking to people:

    "Sir, you look like a sausage connoisseur" :rolleyes: (i.e. you look like a fat fcuk)

    "And if you have any reservations, keep 'em to yourself"

    Big nob head!


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