You win ten million euro on the lotto tonight !

th3 s1aught3r

What would you do with the loot ?
Coke and hookers ?

Biggins

Stick it in a foreign bank (or sensibly, not just one) for the rainy day coming.
Sorry to be boring.

Gunsfortoys

Buy boards.ie and ban the lot of you.

laugh

Sisters.

bazmaiden

I would a letter to the HSE telling them that I will not be back to work tomorrow


then i would buy a gibson les paul '59


and yeah probably do coke off hookers

Owen

I'd find a big group of unruly teenagers, and give one of them each day 10 quid to take a dump on my old bosses car. Every day. Until he's dead. Then I'll setup a memorial fund, so when I die, other people can do the same to their petty bosses.

Zemuppet

Give some of the earnings to my family and friends and then leave this god forsaken country for somewhere not crippled by debt. Before that i'd wind my boss up to the point of boiling frustration then bring in some of my friends to sing "i feel pretty" to him to calm him down, place a dunce cap on his head and say i quit.

CorkMan

th3 s1aught3r wrote: »

You won ten million euro on the lotto 2morro

I thought you received a scam e-mail from a Nigerian.

celtic Liger

regret calling everyone i know a fool for participating in a competition they have 8,145,060 to 1 in winning.

even still, all others are still fools while im laughing all the way to the bonk.

KeithM89_old

Tell everyone i know that i won 10000, so they wouldnt expect to get much, say im going away for a holiday and never come back

phasers

Buy an apartment for myself,a big house for my parents, upgrade the car, few quid to my siblings and the animal shelter where we got our dogs and the rest in the bank

laugh

KeithM89 wrote: »

Tell everyone i know that i won 10000, so they wouldnt expect to get much, say im going away for a holiday and never come back

Hire this man as an adviser.

AckwelFoley

Buy Ireland

th3 s1aught3r

KeithM89 wrote: »

Tell everyone i know that i won 10000, so they wouldnt expect to get much, say im going away for a holiday and never come back

yeah Id be careful about who knew too, apart from the begging letters theres also people out there who like to kidnap rich folk

flamboosh

I won it, (in the past) tomorrow?

Cool. I'd buy your time machine, mate.

Pauleta

I told yiz before. Coke and Hookers!

Under A Funeral Moon

Buy a few houses in Norway and Finland.

dubtom

I'd do whatever the fook I wanted to, I would be exceedingly richer than all of you afterall.

Lab_Mouse

I'd keep 2 and give 8 to charity.

Piste

Wait for property prices to reach their nadir then move out. Buy a car and learn to drive. Go for dinner in a really swanky restaurant.

Nulty

Under A Funeral Moon wrote: »

Buy a few houses in Norway and Finland.

In anticipation of Global Warming?

scientific1982

Coke and hookers somewhere nice.

Mr Benevolent

Lab_Mouse wrote: »

I'd keep 2 and give 8 to charity.

I'm the same. I'd glad give 8 euro to charity if I won 10 million.

mink_man

id spend all the winnings on euromillions tickets.

admiralofthefleet

add a bit to it and pay what i owe

MonkeyTennis

TWO bottles of buckfast in a field

snyper

snyper wrote: »

Buy Ireland

what would you spend the other €9,999,995 on? penny jellies?

mickdw

Piste wrote: »

Buy a car and learn to drive. Go for dinner in a really swanky restaurant.

Surely you might manage these without actually needing to win €10,000,000

Midnight_EG

Past and future tenses all in one sentence, well done OP!

th3 s1aught3r

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Past and future tenses all in one sentence, well done OP!

cheers man, it wasnt easy

messymess

I've thought about this before and the one re-occurring thought I have is to publicly burn every single euro of it, just to cop a load of people's reactions the world round!

I'd really want to win the Euro millions for that one though ...

talla10

I'd tell my family im going to the shop to buy milk then simpsons-style begin to walk to door end up sprinting to car revving it loudly and speed to pick up my winnings with the intent of fecking off on my own...but i crash my car and enter a coma where i can hear everything that is going on but i cant speak or move and nobody ever finds out i won lotto....

Until the year 2076 when Irelands health service improves slightly and i come out of my coma....but my winnings cant be claimed after 90 days....and Fianna Fail are still in power...

CCCP

Sort out my nearest and dearest, And move country.

I would also take it upon myself to invest some money with the advise of professionals. when it starts paying dividends I would then use the profit to set up a fund to help those in poorer country's. For example build shelters and orphanages in poor developing countries, which costs F***all to do compared to here.

I would also regularly surprise a beggar with a substantial gift. So long as I believe they are genuinely in need of help.

Other then that, live happily ever after with my wife and create a family:D!

dubtom

CCCP wrote: »

Sort out my nearest and dearest, And move country.

I would also take it upon myself to invest some money with the advise of professionals. when it starts paying dividends I would then use the profit to set up a fund to help those in poorer country's. For example build shelters and orphanages in poor developing countries, which costs F***all to do compared to here.

I would also regularly surprise a beggar with a substantial gift. So long as I believe they are genuinely in need of help.

Other then that, live happily ever after with my wife and create a family:D!

Well don't forget to tell me if you do win, so I can mug a tramp for his sunday best, ya gots to look the part when begging.

messymess

Do you think Brian Cowan would let you hurl abuse at him in private if you paid him?

Also, wouldn't it be funny to donate it to Ivor Calelly


Why can't I stop thinking of completely stupid ways to use this money??

Kimono-Girl

i have to divide it by 5 cause im in my workplaces syndicate!

candlelover

candlelover wrote: »

i have to divide it by 5 cause im in my workplaces syndicate!

pfft. the key to workplace syndicates is to always do the same numbers yourself. That way, you get half, plus a fifth of the other half

iMax

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man

th3 s1aught3r

Property and bank shares might be worth a look

Cavehill Red

th3 s1aught3r wrote: »

What would you do with the loot ?

I'm taking Cliftonville into the Champions' League.
Oh, and curing cancer.

th3 s1aught3r

What are the odds again ? a million to one ?

stevveyg

bring a few of my closest mates to thailand for a month, i hear its a lovely spot:cool:
but seriously it puts a smile across my face every wed and sat when i think about winning the lotto, that is till 8.05pm

smash

celtic Liger wrote: »

while im laughing all the way to the bonk.

Hookers then yea?

Have a big party with pyramids of ferrero rocher

AudreyHepburn

Going travelling, by myself a car, give some to my parents in thanks for all the lends they've given, do my PHD and then put the rest into savings.

NullZer0

Hire a hitman to exterminate everyone in Leinster house.

Job done.

thebigbiffo

i'd give my left leg to be lying on a beach in thailand not having to worry about my old life...

if any of you win the lotto...one left leg can be bought 'cheap cheap sir'