You win ten million euro on the lotto tonight !

th3 s1aught3r

What would you do with the loot ?
Coke and hookers ?

Biggins

Stick it in a foreign bank (or sensibly, not just one) for the rainy day coming.
Sorry to be boring.

Gunsfortoys

Buy boards.ie and ban the lot of you.

laugh

Sisters.

bazmaiden

I would a letter to the HSE telling them that I will not be back to work tomorrow


then i would buy a gibson les paul '59


and yeah probably do coke off hookers

Owen

I'd find a big group of unruly teenagers, and give one of them each day 10 quid to take a dump on my old bosses car. Every day. Until he's dead. Then I'll setup a memorial fund, so when I die, other people can do the same to their petty bosses.

Zemuppet

Give some of the earnings to my family and friends and then leave this god forsaken country for somewhere not crippled by debt. Before that i'd wind my boss up to the point of boiling frustration then bring in some of my friends to sing "i feel pretty" to him to calm him down, place a dunce cap on his head and say i quit.

CorkMan

th3 s1aught3r wrote: »

You won ten million euro on the lotto 2morro

I thought you received a scam e-mail from a Nigerian.

celtic Liger

regret calling everyone i know a fool for participating in a competition they have 8,145,060 to 1 in winning.

even still, all others are still fools while im laughing all the way to the bonk.

KeithM89_old

Tell everyone i know that i won 10000, so they wouldnt expect to get much, say im going away for a holiday and never come back

phasers

Buy an apartment for myself,a big house for my parents, upgrade the car, few quid to my siblings and the animal shelter where we got our dogs and the rest in the bank

laugh

KeithM89 wrote: »

Tell everyone i know that i won 10000, so they wouldnt expect to get much, say im going away for a holiday and never come back

Hire this man as an adviser.

AckwelFoley

Buy Ireland

th3 s1aught3r

KeithM89 wrote: »

Tell everyone i know that i won 10000, so they wouldnt expect to get much, say im going away for a holiday and never come back

yeah Id be careful about who knew too, apart from the begging letters theres also people out there who like to kidnap rich folk

flamboosh

I won it, (in the past) tomorrow?

Cool. I'd buy your time machine, mate.

Pauleta

I told yiz before. Coke and Hookers!

Under A Funeral Moon

Buy a few houses in Norway and Finland.

dubtom

I'd do whatever the fook I wanted to, I would be exceedingly richer than all of you afterall.

Lab_Mouse

I'd keep 2 and give 8 to charity.

Piste

Wait for property prices to reach their nadir then move out. Buy a car and learn to drive. Go for dinner in a really swanky restaurant.

Nulty

Under A Funeral Moon wrote: »

Buy a few houses in Norway and Finland.

In anticipation of Global Warming?

scientific1982

Coke and hookers somewhere nice.

Mr Benevolent

Lab_Mouse wrote: »

I'd keep 2 and give 8 to charity.

I'm the same. I'd glad give 8 euro to charity if I won 10 million.

mink_man

id spend all the winnings on euromillions tickets.

admiralofthefleet

add a bit to it and pay what i owe

MonkeyTennis

TWO bottles of buckfast in a field

snyper

snyper wrote: »

Buy Ireland

what would you spend the other €9,999,995 on? penny jellies?

mickdw

Piste wrote: »

Buy a car and learn to drive. Go for dinner in a really swanky restaurant.

Surely you might manage these without actually needing to win €10,000,000

Midnight_EG

Past and future tenses all in one sentence, well done OP!

th3 s1aught3r

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Past and future tenses all in one sentence, well done OP!

cheers man, it wasnt easy

messymess

I've thought about this before and the one re-occurring thought I have is to publicly burn every single euro of it, just to cop a load of people's reactions the world round!

I'd really want to win the Euro millions for that one though ...