Going for a leak!!

blackbird98

when in the pub most guys have a saying, meaning that they are going for a p. I usually say "I'm going to water the horses" or "going for a leak". a pal always says he is going "to shake hands with the unemployed".

In Midleton last weekend, an old guy in the pub said he was "going to shed a tear for my country".

any more sayings??

mink_man

changing the oil

mink_man

one for taking a dump

"going to drop the kids off at the pool"

greeno

I'm away to drain the main vain.

ItsAWindUp

Bleed the lizard.

kilkenny_kid

Spraying the jizz most likely..

RoadKillTs

"Strain the spuds"

FTGFOP

Wet me boots.

Kippure

Drain the spuds......

Captain Chaos

Shake the due off the lilly.

For a number 2, going for a read and write.

mikom

Loosen a button.

GiftofGab

Going for a Johnny Cash (a slash) or a hit a miss (a piss)

AckwelFoley

Generally fi i need to take a **** when im in company i excuse myself and say..

"im going to take a sh1t"

TheBunk1

Go for a slash (p**s)

Make a deposit (sh*t)

sallystar

My sons favourite, 'releasing a hostage':(

clived2

Excuse me gentlemen,I am taking a temporary
leave to go to the lavatory.

I am off tomicturate.

d.anthony

I needa go blast a dookie.

TouchingVirus

A leak the lizard

bronte

I need a waz

I'm going to see a man about a horse.

I need to take a leak.

Can you show me to the nearest water closet?

Where's the jacks? (My english mates never understand that one)

Or if you're elderly a simple "uh-oh" will suffice.

iPlop

Im gonna drain the anaconda!

I'm going for a fudge!

I'm going to spray gick all around your jacks!

I'm going to p1ss in your sink!

They don't usually like the last two;)

Water the toilet.

Kasabian

"Excuse me, I need to use the restroom"

Paddycrumlinman

To Urinate :- I'm heading for a Jimmy Riddle....

To Poop :- I'm dropping the kids of to the pool OR I am going to fire some employees.

demakinz

For a **** i say im going to lay some cable.

And for a pis$ i usually say im going for a pis$.

chordtype

For a piss.

Off to drain the main vein.

Off to use the ladies.

For a ****.

Take the browns to the superbowl.

Drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

chirogirl

I've heard the expression ' going for an Eartha Kitt '

Dord

"I'm goin' to the jacks"

JohnathanM

siphon the python

Johnny Utah

Water the porcelain




(And for a crap):

"Goin' for a brown trout!" :cool:

MCMLXXXIII

For taking a crap:

"I'm going to drop a deuce."



Also, I don't pee. Ever. :cool:

FlutterinBantam

I was out with my babe in a restaurant in Dawson St when i got a bit of pressure on the badge.

'Scuse me hon, gotta go cut some rope' medium rare for me, and no onions.

flamboosh

My grand-uncle's personal favourite:

"I'm off to squeeze the sponge!"

....ugh.

Johnny Utah

Need to drop a Cuban cigar!

Princess Peach

Spend a penny

orourkeda

I'm going for a big steamy slash

Jesus Wept

piss
wizz
micturate

JohnathanM

The-Rigger wrote: »

micturate

You, like... owe me a rug, man. It really tied the room together.

Panthro

"I'm going giving the John something to think about.."
"I'm throwing a few into the Trocaire box"..
"I'm going raining on the pot's parade"..
"I'm making way for round two"..
"I'm going knocking out a Mike Tyson"

winston82

"i'm goin for a nintendo"

Panthro

"I'm going giving the Devil his poos"

Mint Sauce

'am off to the jacks', what ever company i'm with dont need to know any more than that.

Slunk

Going For a Barry (white)

Panthro

(pending on time of day)
"BING!...sounds like thats breakfast/dinner/tea cooked.."

mickeyboymel

Someone I knew once used to say "I'm just going to see an old friend off to the coast"

OPENROAD

Going for a jimmy riddle

Doc

I’m afraid that I have the need to disposing of urine from my urinary bladder through my urethra to the outside of my body.

sunshineoh9

#1. going to water the flowers
#2. giving birth to a brown baby boy

Dravokivich

Be right back... just gonna go feel myself up a bit...

2 stroke

Stop the bus.

massdebater

I'm going to ring Willy

jimthemental

I must break the seal