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pseudonym1

Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours!

Sticky_Fingers

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours!

In before someone suggests burning their house down

bronte

Are they playing music?

If so go out and dance around in their garden waving a couple of torches about..your own personal rave as it were.

Might freak them out a bit.

If they come out and ask you wtf you're doing just say "Oh I'm sorry, was I disturbing you?"

OutlawPete

Find out what time they sleep, then play some music full blast during those hours.

Turn up your stereo before your out also, that will wind them up.

When they complain, strike a deal about what is and isn't acceptable in future.

questionmark?

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours!

Petrol bomb (TBH any general fire will do)

Shoot them

Surprise sex everyone(rape to some)

Shoot them

Read The Irish Times business page through a microphone and a very large amp!

Petrol bomb again

Have a **** and post it through their letter box

Go join the party and take all their drink and food back to yours.

talla10

Fight fire with fire!!inpromtu boards.ie party!!!where do ya live ive got a drumset and very noisey mates!!!will drink be supplied??:pac:

Fizman

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours!

Take a dump on the bonnet of one of their cars. Trust me on this one.

pseudonym1

Mehahahaahahaa - music not loud just reoccurring ten friends back making loud noises on a saturday night!
There - how shall we say - a bit common!

Music when sleeping idea wouldn't work as I live with people too!

Walls aew like paper..Aggghhh!

pseudonym1

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours!

Borrow* a screaming baby and walk round to the house and ask then to change it's nappy as they woke it!

*you may already have one...

pseudonym1

questionmark? wrote: »

Petrol bomb (TBH any general fire will do)

Shoot them

Surprise sex everyone(rape to some)

Shoot them

Read The Irish Times business page through a microphone and a very large amp!

Petrol bomb again

Have a **** and post it through their letter box

Go join the party and take all their drink and food back to yours.

Fizman wrote: »

Take a dump on the bonnet of one of their cars. Trust me on this one.

All possible! Esp like the shoot them one!


As for taking a dump on their car would be afraid it might look bit weird and have other neighbours talking ...

pseudonym1

Deleted User wrote: »

Borrow* a screaming baby and walk round to the house and ask then to change it's nappy as they woke it!

*you may already have one...

That sounds like a double head reck!

Sticky_Fingers

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

In before someone suggests burning their house down

questionmark? wrote: »

Petrol bomb (TBH any general fire will do)

4th post in. I've very disappointed AH, you are getting soft on crime

WindSock

Sorry dude, we will try to keep it down. Come join us if you like. Plenty of beer and smoke.

immature ejaculation

break into the house and rob their stereo!

Fromvert

Knock in maybe.

10green bottles

From a different thread earlier in the week,still relevant here though me thinks:

Originally Posted by Goldenegg
I'd love to get a fog horn at 7am when he is dyin of a hangover and blast it thru the letter box!

YouTalkinToMe

questionmark? wrote: »

Petrol bomb (TBH any general fire will do)

Shoot them

Surprise sex everyone(rape to some)

Shoot them

Read The Irish Times business page through a microphone and a very large amp!

Petrol bomb again

Have a **** and post it through their letter box

Go join the party and take all their drink and food back to yours.

with what happened in longford i kinda think this is in bad taste.

lods

YouTalkinToMe wrote: »

with what happened in longford i kinda think this is in bad taste.

everything on after hours is in bad taste.:rolleyes:

Royal Irish

YouTalkinToMe wrote: »

with what happened in longford i kinda think this is in bad taste.

What happened in Longford?

My suggestion would be jizz on the windscreen of their car. You get to have a danger ****, and get one over on your neighbours.

littlefriend

YouTalkinToMe wrote: »

with what happened in longford i kinda think this is in bad taste.

What happened in Longford>

Gummy Panda

Stake them while they sleep like in the lost boys

Terry

Complain to the cops.

Spunk84

RIDE THEIR DOG AND SEND THEM THE PICS!!!! WRITE ON THE PICS THIS IS YOU NEXT! :D:D:D

2 Things will happen

1> Gards come arrest you, you will then have a few nights of time of quietness and alone time, while the dog is interviewed lol:rolleyes:

2> They are so enraged by this, they`ll make you have a shotgun marriage and then you will all become family!!!! like all relatives they will only want to see you on holidays, so they will propably move away.!!:eek: So no more noise,

bonerm

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours!

Move to a nicer area.

themandan6611

unless you can afford to move all of the above are out. The last think you want is a war with your neighbours, think of the watsed energy, stress and general feeling of hatred.

Recommend you buy earplugs for sleeping, smile and be friendly with your neighbours and get on with your life - dont sweat it.

orourkeda

In the normal course of events, hangovers follow house parties. You could do annoying little things to start with like knick knacks or ringing their phone and hanging up when they answer all at really early times.

If they continue with their partying you can step it up into a full scale reign of holy terror.

orourkeda

littlefriend wrote: »

What happened in Longford>

A house was Petrol bombed following a dispute of some sort with a young girl injured as a result.

alwaysadub

OutlawPete wrote: »

Find out what time they sleep, then play some music full blast during those hours.

Turn up your stereo before your out also, that will wind them up.

When they complain, strike a deal about what is and isn't acceptable in future.

This.
But make sure it's music that they don't like-bit of opera or something. You don't want them starting to enjoy it.

Muckie

orourkeda wrote: »

A house was Petrol bombed following a dispute of some sort with a young girl injured as a result.

Seen that on the news, think this was some Traveller row.

Thats how they sort things out!

rua327

Bottle it all up, until some night when you are drunk and decide to drive your car into their sitting room,naked....

Crann na Beatha

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2qk4u

Many years ago a guy I worked had the same problem, he waited until one day the noisy neighbors went out and he ran a garden hose in their bathroom window and turned the tap on. He ran it until he could see them returning and simply pulled on the hose to remove it.They opened the door to a very wet house. They moved out that day.

DebDynamite

Erm, have you tried asking them to keep it down?

questionmark?

YouTalkinToMe wrote: »

with what happened in longford i kinda think this is in bad taste.

:rolleyes:

Sorry the Irish Times Business page reference was a bit out of line there why make anyone even noisy neighbors go through that torture!:pac:

7ofBrian

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours!

Be Noisier!!
there could be a reality tv show about it... NOISE WARS!!!

wmpdd3

Had neighbours from hell in the flat below us.

There were 4 smoke alarms in our flat so we set them all off and went to Dublin for the weekend!

Came back to very quite neighbours.

fizzynicenice

I am a noisey neighbor. Really noisey.

mikerowsopht

go over to their house and ring the doorbell

then go to the front garden pull down your pants and make a poo

but seriously just study them

Once they go to sleep turn on your music

Be sure it's jungle music like in Father Ted
also wise to purchase at least 6 subs and a massive amplifier

speakers to go upstairs against the dividing wall
problem solved

now when they come over to explain just say " I'm sorry is my music to loud for you, I do apologize. you are looking for Enda Kenny smugness here

they will soon realise they are ***ards

chin_grin

2qk4u wrote: »

Many years ago a guy I worked had the same problem, he waited until one day the noisy neighbors went out and he ran a garden hose in their bathroom window and turned the tap on. He ran it until he could see them returning and simply pulled on the hose to remove it.They opened the door to a very wet house. They moved out that day.

^ Guarantee that never happened.

EDIT: Can AH just have a sticky with "My neighbours are doing x, what do I do?".

empirix

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Mehahahaahahaa - music not loud just reoccurring ten friends back making loud noises on a saturday night!
There - how shall we say - a bit common!

Music when sleeping idea wouldn't work as I live with people too!

Walls aew like paper..Aggghhh!

well man, personally i wouldn't have too much of a problem with this on a Saturday night as such, yeah its a bit annoying but its the weekend and well people do these things throughout the land, far better on a saturday than a week night!!!!! Buy ear plugs and let them live a little, commoners have to too!

clived2

chin_grin wrote: »

Can AH just have a sticky with "My neighbours are doing x, what do I do?".

Ask them who their dealer is( if your into that sort of thing )
Report to guards( if your not into that sort of thing )
Sell bottled tap water for €2 at their front door ( well we are in pre boom times)

chin_grin

clived2 wrote: »

Ask them who their dealer is( if your into that sort of thing )
Report to guards( if your not into that sort of thing )
Sell bottled tap water for €2 at their front door ( well we are in pre boom times)

I want to introduce you to my friend algebra. Where y = your salutation and z = facepalm.

clived2

chin_grin wrote: »

I want to introduce you to my friend algebra. Where y = your salutation and z = facepalm.

Oh really :eek: is that what were you were doing, thanks for the heads up.

chin_grin

clived2 wrote: »

Oh really :eek: is that what were you were doing, thanks for the heads up.

X, it has it's uses.

pseudonym1

Cheers peeps for all suggestions and breif insight into madness of afterhours! Being kept awake made me very cranky but as a mate so rightly pointed out - didn't give a hoot about neighbours or noise in my party days. So will either let the kids have their fun or turn into Victor Meldrew.

Thanks again:)

FlutterinBantam

The old reliable:

Good feed of hot curry and Guinness

Supermarket plastic bag applied to he hole the following morning.

Unload the bowel content into the bag and a good strong piss to 'loosen it up'

Rinse and repeat for two days, then lob her on the roof of the neighbour's car during the night.


Always gets their attention.

Novella

I can't stand my neighbours. They're the most inconsiderate people I've ever met. It isn't parties, or loud music, it's their children. They allow their children to run around the building (an apartment complex) shrieking and screaming at the top of their lungs. They use the communal hallway as some sort of playroom. Drives me insane. Oh, and they don't speak English very well so talking to them about it... no go.