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  • 03-10-2010 4:59am
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    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭


    Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours! :(


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    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours! :(
    In before someone suggests burning their house down


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    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Are they playing music?

    If so go out and dance around in their garden waving a couple of torches about..your own personal rave as it were.

    Might freak them out a bit.

    If they come out and ask you wtf you're doing just say "Oh I'm sorry, was I disturbing you?"


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    OutlawPete
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    Find out what time they sleep, then play some music full blast during those hours.

    Turn up your stereo before your out also, that will wind them up.

    When they complain, strike a deal about what is and isn't acceptable in future.


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    questionmark?
    Registered Users Posts: 3,070 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours! :(

    Petrol bomb (TBH any general fire will do)

    Shoot them

    Surprise sex everyone(rape to some)

    Shoot them

    Read The Irish Times business page through a microphone and a very large amp!

    Petrol bomb again

    Have a **** and post it through their letter box

    Go join the party and take all their drink and food back to yours.


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    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    Fight fire with fire!!inpromtu boards.ie party!!!where do ya live ive got a drumset and very noisey mates!!!will drink be supplied??:pac:


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    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours! :(

    Take a dump on the bonnet of one of their cars. Trust me on this one.


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    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Mehahahaahahaa - music not loud just reoccurring ten friends back making loud noises on a saturday night!
    There - how shall we say - a bit common!

    Music when sleeping idea wouldn't work as I live with people too!

    Walls aew like paper..Aggghhh!


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    [Deleted User]
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    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours! :(

    Borrow* a screaming baby and walk round to the house and ask then to change it's nappy as they woke it!

    *you may already have one...


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    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    questionmark? wrote: »
    Petrol bomb (TBH any general fire will do)

    Shoot them

    Surprise sex everyone(rape to some)

    Shoot them

    Read The Irish Times business page through a microphone and a very large amp!

    Petrol bomb again

    Have a **** and post it through their letter box

    Go join the party and take all their drink and food back to yours.
    Fizman wrote: »
    Take a dump on the bonnet of one of their cars. Trust me on this one.

    All possible! Esp like the shoot them one!


    As for taking a dump on their car would be afraid it might look bit weird and have other neighbours talking ...


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    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Borrow* a screaming baby and walk round to the house and ask then to change it's nappy as they woke it!

    *you may already have one...

    That sounds like a double head reck!


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    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    Sticky_Fingers wrote: »
    In before someone suggests burning their house down
    questionmark? wrote: »
    Petrol bomb (TBH any general fire will do)

    4th post in. I've very disappointed AH, you are getting soft on crime


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Sorry dude, we will try to keep it down. Come join us if you like. Plenty of beer and smoke.


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    immature ejaculation
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    break into the house and rob their stereo!


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    Fromvert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,081 ✭✭✭Fromvert


    Knock in maybe.


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    10green bottles
    Registered Users Posts: 1,995 ✭✭✭10green bottles


    From a different thread earlier in the week,still relevant here though me thinks:
    Originally Posted by Goldenegg viewpost.gif
    I'd love to get a fog horn at 7am when he is dyin of a hangover and blast it thru the letter box!


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    YouTalkinToMe
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    questionmark? wrote: »
    Petrol bomb (TBH any general fire will do)

    Shoot them

    Surprise sex everyone(rape to some)

    Shoot them

    Read The Irish Times business page through a microphone and a very large amp!

    Petrol bomb again

    Have a **** and post it through their letter box

    Go join the party and take all their drink and food back to yours.
    with what happened in longford i kinda think this is in bad taste.


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    lods
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    YouTalkinToMe wrote: »
    with what happened in longford i kinda think this is in bad taste.
    everything on after hours is in bad taste.:rolleyes:


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    Royal Irish
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    YouTalkinToMe wrote: »
    with what happened in longford i kinda think this is in bad taste.

    What happened in Longford?

    My suggestion would be jizz on the windscreen of their car. You get to have a danger ****, and get one over on your neighbours.


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    littlefriend
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    YouTalkinToMe wrote: »
    with what happened in longford i kinda think this is in bad taste.

    What happened in Longford>


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    Gummy Panda
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    Stake them while they sleep like in the lost boys


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    Terry
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    Complain to the cops.


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    #23
    Spunk84
    Registered Users Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭Spunk84


    RIDE THEIR DOG AND SEND THEM THE PICS!!!! WRITE ON THE PICS THIS IS YOU NEXT! :D:D:D:D

    2 Things will happen

    1> Gards come arrest you, you will then have a few nights of time of quietness and alone time, while the dog is interviewed lol:rolleyes:

    2> They are so enraged by this, they`ll make you have a shotgun marriage and then you will all become family!!!! like all relatives they will only want to see you on holidays, so they will propably move away.!!:eek: So no more noise,


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    #24
    bonerm
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    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    Any suggestions on how to deal with noisey neighbours! :(

    Move to a nicer area.


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    #25
    themandan6611
    Registered Users Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭themandan6611


    unless you can afford to move all of the above are out. The last think you want is a war with your neighbours, think of the watsed energy, stress and general feeling of hatred.

    Recommend you buy earplugs for sleeping, smile and be friendly with your neighbours and get on with your life - dont sweat it.


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    orourkeda
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    In the normal course of events, hangovers follow house parties. You could do annoying little things to start with like knick knacks or ringing their phone and hanging up when they answer all at really early times.

    If they continue with their partying you can step it up into a full scale reign of holy terror.


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    orourkeda
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    littlefriend wrote: »
    What happened in Longford>

    A house was Petrol bombed following a dispute of some sort with a young girl injured as a result.


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Find out what time they sleep, then play some music full blast during those hours.

    Turn up your stereo before your out also, that will wind them up.

    When they complain, strike a deal about what is and isn't acceptable in future.

    This.
    But make sure it's music that they don't like-bit of opera or something. You don't want them starting to enjoy it.


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    Muckie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,763 ✭✭✭Muckie


    orourkeda wrote: »
    A house was Petrol bombed following a dispute of some sort with a young girl injured as a result.

    Seen that on the news, think this was some Traveller row.

    Thats how they sort things out!


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    #30
    rua327
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭rua327


    Bottle it all up, until some night when you are drunk and decide to drive your car into their sitting room,naked....


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    Crann na Beatha
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