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Do you fancy any of your work colleagues?

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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    They all have lovely bottoms. Except this one woman who doesn't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Yes, Never acted on it. But I've kinda got other things to do but think about it all day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    It's an unwritten law that you have to find one of them attractive even if you don't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I'd let most of them have a shot at the title tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 235 ✭✭jayzusb.christ


    I teach foreign au-pairs. that is all


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    stovelid wrote: »
    It's an unwritten law that you have to find one of them attractive even if you don't.

    Agree with this. It helps pass the day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,560 ✭✭✭Wile E. Coyote


    stovelid wrote: »
    It's an unwritten law that you have to find one of them attractive even if you don't.

    You wouldn't say that if you saw the women I work with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,584 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    Attractive = yes.

    But when I'm in work I do work stuff ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Attractive = yes.

    But when I'm in work I do work stuff ;)
    The boss is watching, right....:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Of course!! but id never do anything, id have to quit if i got rejected...

    /not that i ever do :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Yes i have. And yes i have acted on it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Does a student count as a teacher's colleague?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,584 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    LOL! No, I'm pretty much left to my own devices, but I'm not there cop a glance at a co-worker. Doesn't help they're all taken either :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    yes and i have acted on it....

    and by acted i mean had a ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Attractive = yes.

    But when I'm in work I do work stuff ;)


    There's plenty of 'jobs' you could have her doing alright.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    yes and i have acted on it....

    and by acted i mean had a ****

    I hope you don't work in the food service industry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    bonerm wrote: »
    I hope you don't work in the food service industry.


    Hey, I have worked in McDonalds and yet am still proud of the fact I have rubbed out some knuckle babies in every job I've ever had! Sometimes ya gotta release yourself after staring at Janice on the tills all morning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Hey, I have worked in McDonalds and yet am still proud of the fact I have rubbed out some knuckle babies in every job I've ever had! Sometimes ya gotta release yourself after staring at Janice on the tills all morning.

    I knew there was a reason I don't eat there .... other than obviously the food tasting awful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Previous part time job involved a load of hot waitresses.
    Current job is me sitting in an office with 1 other guy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Im unemployed but i watch sky sports news for most of the day. Does Hayley McQueen count?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,584 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    NothingMan wrote: »
    There's plenty of 'jobs' you could have her them doing alright.

    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 167 ✭✭Tender Hoop


    Yes and delighted to report that I have recently kicked her back door in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    I fancy every single one of my colleagues, they're all wee rides.

    Regards,

    Fr. Finnegan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    yes, I fancy all of them. I often think about all 35 of us in a big steamy pile in the stationary cupboard.

    I think we need a bigger stationary cupboard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,062 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Yeah a couple of them I have taken a fancy to.

    And I roooode one for awhile too. yeaaaaaaah bbaaaaaaaaaby! :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    Yes I do and she fancies me too. We keep eyeing each other up but nothing comes as she is married and I have a buer.

    I don't want to break up a marriage like. East Coast-West coast beef ya know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Yes i have. And yes i have acted on it.

    And?.. Spill.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Yes and delighted to report that I have recently kicked her back door in.

    Was she the one that made your hoop tender? Each to their own I spose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Yep...

    there is one guy I work with and we all drool over him..

    I think some of the men even fancy him..

    I keep asking him to come up to my office for a ride,

    But I think he is afraid of me..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Quality wrote: »
    Yep...

    there is one guy I work with and we all drool over him..

    I think some of the men even fancy him..

    I keep asking him to come up to my office for a ride,

    But I think he is afraid of me..


    I thought you were joking! I'll be up in 5 minutes just gotta finish off Steve in accounts payable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Yes I do and she fancies me too. We keep eyeing each other up but nothing comes as she is married and I have a buer.

    I don't want to break up a marriage like. East Coast-West coast beef ya know.
    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 521 ✭✭✭alexa5x5


    Quality wrote: »
    Yep...

    there is one guy I work with and we all drool over him..

    I think some of the men even fancy him..

    I keep asking him to come up to my office for a ride,

    But I think he is afraid of me..

    :eek: class, I wish I had your guts....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    There are a good few scorchers all right, a couple of them MILFs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,032 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    Only because there is such a bad bunch to choose among that one or two become the ones to fancy. They wouldn't make my head turn on a night out though.
    this place used to be great though, back in the day.

    Aww... Nostalgia, isn't as good as it used to be.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Quality wrote: »
    Yep...

    there is one guy I work with and we all drool over him..

    I think some of the men even fancy him..

    I keep asking him to come up to my office for a ride,

    But I think he is afraid of me..

    I tried to report you to HR. Except she tried to drop the hand as well.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    :confused:

    Buer is Corkonian for Woman. (Ya pronounce it B-Yore.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    There are a good few scorchers all right, a couple of them MILFs

    You approach and tap that sh*t, and i'll keep writing the accounts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    Yep. I hooked up with people from work in 3 different jobs. You've gotta love work nights out.


    and being reasonably good looking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Yes and I have tried, normally at work aprties or nights out with my buddies and i see some work people out, never got anywhere though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Right I just rang him there...

    asked him..
    what he would prefer.

    A blowjob, start to finish.
    B a good ride.


    he said B..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    Quality wrote: »
    Right I just rang him there...

    asked him..
    what he would prefer.

    A blowjob, start to finish.
    B a good ride.


    he said B..

    Quality.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Sykk wrote: »
    And?.. Spill.

    And good times were had. :D

    I met a few of my ex's through work..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    Ya have fancied a guy. and first time i ever acted on it was a few weeks ago. I was leaving anyway. Wish i could have acted on him though, anyway.
    Asked him for a drink. He wanted my bed but he was all talk. Turns out he was a proper asshole.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Lab_Mouse


    The place I use to work in had an ugly policy just to stop that type of carry on.It was like a mrs doubtfire look alike contest


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    i have and acted on it. couldn't stand the sight of the bastard after awhile, then it was pretty awkward..

    but yes, i generally eye up the men in work.. drift away to my fantasy fisting island for awhile :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    i have and acted on it. couldn't stand the sight of the bastard after awhile, then it was pretty awkward..

    but yes, i generally eye up the men in work.. drift away to my fantasy fisting island for awhile :P

    Fantasy fisting?! Sounds sore. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 585 ✭✭✭aoshea83


    yes, yes I have, two years later and she's still sitting here on the couch beside me, must be serious! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    A new girl just started in my office, she's dead sexy and real sound so after a bit of sly questions i discovered she's single so I shall be acting on it soon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    yes i have, yes i acted on it, yes we went out for a while, but she had to leave first

    Fancy one or 2 where i am now but they be taken, so no acting out in real life anyway!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Yes and yes.


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