A typical Night Out in Ireland

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What is a typical nite out in Ireland's towns & cities like?

How would you describe it to someone who has not yet had a 'night out' in Ireland?

Duff

Bad

Drinking as much as you can for a cheap as you can in someones house before you go to a club, arriving in club then stumbling around trying to get the shift for an hour or so then its off to abra kebabra for a curry cheese chip that you usually end up wearing, Taxi, home. Rinse and repeat.

johnn

****ing anything that moves

Chris P. Bacon

Cans,benson's,alone.

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Bad

Duff wrote: »

Drinking as much as you can for a cheap as you can in someones house before you go to a club, arriving in club then stumbling around trying to get the shift for an hour or so then its off to abra kebabra for a curry cheese chip that you usually end up wearing, Taxi, home. Rinse and repeat.

eh?

Snakeblood

about blank wrote: »

eh?

To become acquainted intimately with someone of the opposite gender. Or at least, with a gender, depending on natural inclination and how late it is.

Duff

Bad

about blank wrote: »

eh?

http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.blogut.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/makeout.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.blogut.ca/2008/06/26/makeout-spots-on-campus/&usg=__sKVOvqMpcHVKH0NZejIhGu12acQ=&h=338&w=450&sz=36&hl=en&start=0&sig2=0O5gFCfxqT2nUXVma1HTPg&zoom=1&tbnid=dAMN6kXSN00KdM:&tbnh=144&tbnw=192&ei=_XOeTMurL4WKOJma0IoL&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmake%2Bout%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D643%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=401&oei=_XOeTMurL4WKOJma0IoL&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=39&ty=100

ItsAWindUp

Ever see Trainspotting?

beks101

Messy

RMD

Bad

You get pissed and see where it takes you. Every night is different, it's magical :pac:

abouttobebanned

Dringing bottles of brasserie from Aldi and singing along to your **** music collection.

ascanbe

Typically, i find a night out in Ireland goes something like what is described in this music video and synopsis, only with worse weather:

http://putmeonit.blogspot.com/2010/08/synopsis-warren-g-regulate-ft-nate-dogg.html

MagicMarker

Ugly, Messy, Violent

I don't really get the poll question/options.

The_Minister

Bad

Aside from the something to poke on: Good.

I tend to have fairly staid nights out though.

Chris P. Bacon

Better now because you added a poll.

D'Agger

Head to 2/3 pubs for pints to build up a head of steam before flooring it into a nightclub for spirits, namely Morgan Spiced, don't dance so mainly smoking far too much whilst drinking far too much.

Chinese/burger/taco fries before staggering home safe in the knowledge you'll be dying in the morning

Top off with facebook updates the following day about how twas a great night and how hungover you are.

Sharkey 10

There are two types of crowd I know of the first is the one i usually frequent .
Night starts out with drinking at home getting nicely tanked listening to tunes , by the time the taxi comes people are shouting and roaring and there is always some sort of problem with numbers and taxis . Then into town to which ever es tablishment more rowdiness (but of the good wholesome kind). After closing arsing around waiting for taxis and deciding were to go , then get back to whosever house and thing flow from there depending on the booze or narcotics involved and then all dying down some time before noon.

The second kind of night out ive had the misfortune to be part of is where there is little drinking before town and alot of lovely shirts, brown shoes and hair gel. Into town alot of standing around looking cool. After hours back to the house imediatley to fall asleep and wake up covered in kebab meat.

As woody guthrie says " which side are you on boys?"

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Bad

Duff summed it up, only to Charcoal Grill for the customary doner burger.

orourkeda

Vomiting like a sick dog

Absurdum

Bad

Dinner, then theatre, then perhaps a brandy before retiring to bed for a big massive fúckin orgy with whores and cocaine.

clived2

scramble to reach off license before fucking ten o clock, and stroll past some drunk loud obnoxious people, insult them with an inner solilquoy " there so drunk and annoying etc, " as you puchase 8 cans to drink within an hour,
drink your 8 cans in a friend house, spend the last 15 mins wondering whether you are drunk and getting your story straight for that dickhead of a bouncer,
" I had 2 pints" proceed to get into whatever nightclub you can, queue up at the bar
to get 2 whiskeys and a pint, while giving barman/maid the look to serve you as fast as possible, proclaim to your friends, the music is shite, get another shot...............................................blank.....................................
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wake up with your stained clothes in the morning with a pounding headache,
wonder why you bother doing this, spend 5 days at work, and the week has got to bad and your aching for another drink to forget your pathetic excuse for a life, (start at top of post again)

Antomus Prime

Bad

07:00pm Hit the offo
07:30pm Head home to shower and get ready
08:30pm Commence drinking in the dedicated launching house
09:30pm Run out of beer and try convince people to hurry up!
10:30pm Hit the first pub in town
11:30pm Maybe head to another pub, depending on the size of the group
12:00pm Barge your way to through the que at the bar in a club
01:00am Start doing the rounds to find that "Lucky Lady" lol
02:00am Start the rounds for the remaining single ladies
02:30am Possibility 1; Get in a taxi with that "lucky lady"
Possibility 2; Drunkenly wander to the nearest fast food joint to try beat the ques.

The rest of the nite usually depends on weather or not its possibility 1 or 2 that worked out lol

FlutterinBantam

1900.. good dump, and bring the flannell to the nipsy for the weekly scrub working well into the crevices.

2000.. hit he bar and partake of copious drinks ,then shots.


2330 .. On the dance floor single out a nice lady with the the following qualifications

Big arse/big tits and a solid hairy muff.

0330.. Home to Casa Flutt and bring the best out of the lady with a vigorous rock hard belling front and back.

0445.. Give her the taxi fare home and tell her to piss off.



0500..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sheeps

Bad

07:30pm Start Drinking in work.
10:00pm Leave work and head around to pre-sesh.
11:30pm Rally people to leave pre-sesh.
12:00pm Taxi in to town.
12:15am Get in to the club and get a dash in a pint glass.
12:18am Pour the naggan of vodka you stashed in your sock in to the dash and maybe wash it down with a legit or stolen pints.
12:30am - 2:00am: Be a general dick head to people in the smoking area, steal some more drinks, chat up some girls and if you get nowhere with them make fun of them.
2:00am:Leave and go to coppers and score the face off someone.
3:30am - 4:30: Leave coppers and hang about outside scabbing cigarettes/score the bird you picked up/chat up more girls
4:30am: Harcourt Diner/Taxi home with bird and get yer hole

Irish nights out are fun.

Terry

Ugly, Messy, Violent

Pub, food, home, ****, post on boards, bed.

Or: Pub, food, home, ****, tell your friends (and boards) that you scored, bed.

Or you actually do score: Pub, home, score, bed, more sex, not brag about it, wake up, more sex, happy enough to not care to post on boards about immigrants, people on the dole, immigrants on the dole, immigrants and dole people reproducing, immigrants on the dole procreating without protection (which you are also doing, but it's with an Irish chick, so that doesn't count), breakfast, walk of shame, done.

darragh16

Coppers....

-Leelo-

Pre drinks, so your usually locko by the time ya head out, taxi comes early when you dont want it to and late when ur in a hurry, get to the nightclub and try squeeze in as many drinks before half 2 / running out of money, afterwards take a ramble over to the chipper to order the sloppiest thing on the menu and try to avoid leering drunk men covered in curry sauce, ring around looking for a "party" which is usually a disappointment and theres only ever feckin miller to drink for some reason, home to bed to die the whole next day

ddef

Bad

to sum it up:

Drinkin' Fightin' Schmokin'

Chaotic_Forces

Ugly, Messy, Violent

Go to meet people at 9pm, go to a ****hole, leave, sleep.

D'Agger

Normally I go to a party meeting and guzzle back 20pints

Home around 3am before getting up dying and doing whatever duties I need to do such as appearing on morning ireland....I fúckin hate being the Taoiseach sometimes

starbelgrade

Quiet Night; Go out. Drink with friends. Go home again.

Mad Night: Go out. Drink with friends. Take lots of drugs. Go home again, 2 days later.

mikom

ddef wrote: »

to sum it up:

Drinkin' Fightin' Schmokin'

Anythin' else and you're just bein' greedly like.

Daroxtar

Pretty typical night out in ireland. Meal, Drinks, Tunes etc ......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaxzkGcHm9Q

D'Agger

Normally I go to a party meeting and guzzle back 20pints

Home around 3am before getting up dying and doing whatever duties I need to do such as appearing on morning ireland....I fúckin hate being the Taoiseach sometimes

Pace2008

Strangely, I seem to enjoy clubs that aren't absolutely **** and full of ****.

For some reason, getting squashed against the bar by a fat, drunken Garda while the DJ mixes Jumbo Breakfast Roll into Cotton Eye Joe just doesn't give me my jollies these days.

ft9

How did Terry manage to vote 3 times? Must be one of the luxuries of being a mod?

ddef

Bad

mikom wrote: »

Anythin' else and you're just bein' greedly like.

Haha good man. they were at trinity the other night and part of it was a Q and A.
most brilliant answer to a question was
"what do ye think of Jersey Shore?"

"Well, if those lads spent more time on the site and not washin' their clothes or masturbaitin' in front of the mirror, they might have a bit more shtyle about them"

Sharkey 10

mikom wrote: »

Anythin' else and you're just bein' greedly like.

"God often said not to be too greedy" buzz mc donald

PeterIanStaker

Bad

johnn wrote: »

****ing anything that moves

and if it doesnt move, sure we'll work something out:p

qwertplaywert

Been summed up pretty well so far, but here it is again:
6/7:decide to go out.
Half 7:offie or tesco, depending on your funds and where the house your going to is.
8:Head to the pre drinking house for the night.
Half 8:Some sort of drinking game starts, due to not many people being at the house yet.
9 to 10:drinking, having the craic,tunes,etc.
10 to half 10: spend ages argueing about when we should all leave.
Half 10 to half 11: Realise someone may have called a taxi, and you must drink all your drink as soon as possible.
Half 11-12:Stumble into taxi, usually some conflict arrises like an alarm going off, someone missing, someone argueing with taxi driver over price, someone has lost something in the house ,etc.
12:Arrive in town, queue for nightclub that has been picked.Get in.Spend first 45 minutes or so getting ****-faced.
After that: blur.
9am: Wake up, litre of orange juice, 3 pandol, and read over texts as you realise what stupid things you did last night.

imme

'the world is what you make it Baby!'

it's up to people to do what they want to do, it needn't necessarily involve gallons of drink, it's possible to get by without gallons of drink you know.;)

mikom

imme wrote: »

it needn't necessarily involve gallons of drink, it's possible to get by without gallons of drink you know.;)

Yeah, it's called shorts.

orourkeda

usually ends with a prolonged bout of alcohol induced projectile vomit

Shenshen

about blank wrote: »

What is a typical nite out in Ireland's towns & cities like?

How would you describe it to someone who has not yet had a 'night out' in Ireland?

I would tell them that it's a sight to see, and the best bit is at the end when the pubs close and you can observe blokes picking fights with the cars in the street, and girls tumbling about because of the shoes they couldn't even walk in at the beginning of the night when they were still sober.

Other countries will charge you entrance for spectacles like this.

NothingMan

About 10 beers, taxi, 5 beers, good times, 5 more beers, really good times (that my mates fill me in on the next day) kebab, taxi, sleep, hangover.

I'm a man of simple pleasures and I enjoy my good times.

Renn

It's typically an amazingly random night.

checkyabadself

Dinner and drinks afterwards. I'm not a fan of drinking before I go out and eating at the end of the night.

Sharkey 10

It seems most of us drink before the pub , personally im usually fairly drunk before i get to town. I wanted to know is there an age that people think someone should stop drinking before going out?
Ive never known my parents to drink before going out. I know for a lot of people its money related but if i had money id still like to drink before going out as i think its great craic.
Btw im 23 and most people that i know round my age do the same.

Max Power1

Ugly, Messy, Violent

All 3 poll options imo

dave 27

messy, crowded and crazy!

this was Limerick during the summer, im in there somewhere!

sagat2

Typical night out? The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod **** to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

But then you end up in Coppers getting molested by some Culchie wretch before walking home due to lack of decent night transit, you spew your guts up after being chased by junkies and get home to find you have spent all your income on less than a dozen beers and a nasty kebab.