If you won the Lottery...

RobitTV

What would you do If you Won the Lottery?

Mankyspuds

Buy property

mike65

Move, hang on how big is the win?

Jesus Wept

Invest it back into lotto tickets.

RobitTV

mike65 wrote: »

Move, hang on how big is the win?

A Million or more..

Shryke

I'd have a lot more sex.

Porridgemonster

Id put a few euros with it and pay off my debts

xzanti

Roll around in it naked Probably invest it in property or stocks.

magick

Buy nukes from Pakistan then launch an invasion of Europe and and call it Shamsland.

Section complete.

Section 2.............. ShamAsialand!

galwayrush

Something radical like retire from working.:rolleyes:

Agricola

Buy Irish bonds, invest in Anglo and give a hefty donation to Fianna Fail and their Trojan leader, Brian Cowen

karlog

Buy boards and delete this thread.

listermint

Yacht, and sail the globe :cool:

Asphyxia

I'd build a house, travel the world and live comfortably for the rest of my life.

AckwelFoley

Depends on the size of the win.

There is a large difference in 6 mil and 60 mil


Eitherway there would be bo coke and hookers.

I would invest, and as the second poster said -property would be the biggest area of investment

My name is URL

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

bennyob

Ring 24 hour banking to ask for my balance.

Gaudizeit

Quit my job, leave the country, and enjoy life until it runs out. Come back, get another job I hate and wait patiently for the cycle to start again.

MistyCheese

Be very surprised as I don't do the Lotto.

squod

Stick it up my nose

orourkeda

RobitTV wrote: »

What would you do If you Won the Lottery?

Hire a couple of high class hookers to fellate me.

Elbow

orourkeda wrote: »

Hire a couple of high class hookers to fellate me.

Lovely

bossa_nova

My name is URL wrote: »

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

what would i do beside two chicks at the same time?..

I would relax, and sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing

Saruman

I would buy a pub, set up a little brewery in it and have my own brewpub. Assuming I won enough to not have to care about making a profit, It would be my own hobby and if I could actually make a proper business out of it then that would be a bonus

Dave!

I'd buy Ireland, and then sell it on to China at a huge profit.

Launching pad for expansion into Europe, hello???

Saruman

Dave! wrote: »

I'd buy Ireland, and then sell it on to China at a huge profit.

Launching pad for expansion into Europe, hello???

They are well ahead of you.

Agricola

Id buy a fur coat, get a wad of 100 euro notes from the atm, and then skip merrily along beside a dole queue handing out the cash, while singing "Always look on the bright side of life"

Dave!

Saruman wrote: »

They are well ahead of you.

:eek: Absolute bastards

Alright then two women at the same time

Kippure

Give half to the Childrens hospital in crumlin.

PeterIanStaker

I'd spend some of it on women, drink, drugs and fast cars. . . I'd squander the rest.

kylith

If it were a big win I would first buy/build my dream home. Then I'd give each of my family members some money, donate a wad to charity, leave my job and get one I like more, and stick the rest in the bank.

Poly

send off my bank details to the government officials in Nigeria so they could transfer it in

reverenddave

i'd buy 10-15 acres in west cork or kerry
build a straw bale house,
buy a new hilux,
section off 2 acres for keeping pigs
and sheeps for meat
dig a big pond for chickens and ducks and geese for eggs
and a huge veggie garden
and live happily ever after

Biggins

RobitTV wrote: »

What would you do If you Won the Lottery?

Say nothing.

Kippure wrote: »

Give half to the Childrens hospital in crumlin.

...Or give a large amount to a special bank account where they could consistently gain the interest of it for ever.

Mr Cawley

kylith wrote: »

If it were a big win I would first buy/build my dream home. Then I'd give each of my family members some money, donate a wad to charity, leave my job and get one I like more, and stick the rest in the bank.

I know you mean swiss bank;)

mikom

Buy farmland.

fonecrusher1

Give 20% of the winnings to my folks.

Pay a group of 150 people to vigorously clap & cheer as i break dance on the street every single day until the money runs out.

or

Fullfill my dream of setting up a breakdancing school specifically for overweight people. I would call it Yo Chubby got Moves.

Rycn

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

I'd spend some of it on women, drink, drugs and fast cars. . . I'd squander the rest.

How original.

Id buy a multinational company and make myself ceo

orourkeda

I think a holiday of at least a month would be required with maybe a couple of grand spending cash. The winnings would have to be put in a place where they cant be touched for the duration of the holiday so plenty of thought could be given to how it would be spent or invested

Pauleta

Booze and sluts

orourkeda

Film a gang of at least 20 female porn stars jerking off into a swimming pool.

Mrs Garth Brooks

I would spend the rest of my life in college. I love learning.

JONJO THE MISER

Well now how much is the lottery, because if it is less than 100 Million forget about it if you want to live the life per example:

Dublin Penthouse: 2 Million.
Weekend Cottage: 1/2 Million.
New York Loft: 5 Million
Hamptons Summer Home: 8 Million
Aspen Ski home: 5 Million
Vegas Pad: 2 Million
Yacht: 5 Million
3 cars: 1/2 Million

And then you have to maintain all these homes plus have to pay staff and it doesn't long be adding up to 2 million per year just to maintain the lifestlye, im telling ye its not all easy once you win big money.

My name is URL

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Well now how much is the lottery, because if it is less than 100 Million forget about it if you want to live the life per example:

Dublin Penthouse: 2 Million.
Weekend Cottage: 1/2 Million.
New York Loft: 5 Million
Hamptons Summer Home: 8 Million
Aspen Ski home: 5 Million
Vegas Pad: 2 Million
Yacht: 5 Million
3 cars: 1/2 Million

And then you have to maintain all these homes plus have to pay staff and it doesn't long be adding up to 2 million per year just to maintain the lifestlye, im telling ye its not all easy once you win big money.

It would be easier if you didn't spend ridiculous money on houses around the world. What would be the point in that? Maybe get a holiday home somewhere in the sun, but hotels would do when visiting other places

reverenddave

orourkeda wrote: »

Film a gang of at least 20 female porn stars jerking off into a swimming pool.

i didnt know females had penises in order to jerk off with

dilallio

I'd hire 2 Private Investigators and get them to follow each other around.

LizT

I'd buy my mum a ski chalet somewhere so she would stop giving out about never getting to go on holidays anywhere.

I'd have a massive party somewhere and pay for all my friends to arrive by helicopter, limos etc.

I'd go to Vegas and rent a suite in Caeser's or the Bellagio just to live the high life for a couple of days.

I'd buy myself a car and get driving lessons (finally). Actually I'd buy two cars, a nice one for going into town in and another one for Sunday driving.

Then I'd buy/build myself a house somewhere. I would probably finish out my degree and work for a few years so that if it did all go belly up, as least I would actually be qualified to work.

And not forgetting a massive shopping spree in Chanel, Mulberry, Marc Jacobs... the list goes on. And if any shop assistants gave me any snotty looks, I would pay to have them removed from the shop.

I'm going mad with power already...

W.Shakes-Beer

I'd buy a nice house in some forest in the US.

I'd buy a massive over-powered classic muscle car that does 6mpg.

I'd have an extension built onto the above house filled with classic and rare guitars and amps.

Give some to family and charity then invest the rest, and retire at the age of 20.

desertcircus

Buy a small distillery in Scotland, a small brewery in Belgium and an Indian restaurant in Dublin, and hire a Vietnamese tailor full-time. That way even if the money disappears I'll still have whisky, beer, good food and bespoke clothes.

And hand every women's shelter in the country a copy of the Argos catalogue for the kids' Christmas presents and take care of the bill.

tinofapples

I'd move outta Ireland !!

Lazare

kylith wrote: »

If it were a big win I would first buy/build my dream home. Then I'd give each of my family members some money, donate a wad to charity, leave my job and get one I like more, and stick the rest in the bank.

I love when people give 'donate to charity' as an answer.

Such obv bullsh1t.

Throwing the whole handfull of pocket change into the bucket rather than filtering out the copper is about as close to 'donating to charity' as they'll get.