Lettuce prey he's caught!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834

Police have admitted having technical issues after releasing an e-fit of a burglary suspect which looks like a man wearing a lettuce.
Officers released the image after a distraction burglary in which £60 was stolen from an elderly woman in Stockbridge, Hampshire.
But the picture appeared to show the man with a lettuce on his head.

Police have an issue with their vegitarian software, but hopefuly the upgrade will turnip soon. :pac:

af_thefragile

Edit this when I find a suitable pun...

Dravokivich

Lettuce Off officer!

squod

http://www.shortlist.com/uploads/assets/jasonlee.jpg

He's got a pineapple on his head.........

11811

They'll probably have to leaf him off.

JustAddWater

Lettuce hope he'll turnip somewhere

squod

11811 wrote: »

They'll probably have to leaf him off.

After giving him a good dressing down

4zn76tysfajdxp

Blonde, pale features. Think he's a Swede?

Poly

This is just the tip of the iceberg

SadieSue

It just Romaines to be seen if he will be caught.

mikom

Deleted User wrote: »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834



Police have an issue with their vegitarian software, but hopefuly the upgrade will turnip soon. :pac:

Lolo Rosso

11811

The women identified him by saying "that sa-lad".

Sea Sharp

cabbage brains!!

no, that doesn't work.

admiralofthefleet

squod wrote: »

http://www.shortlist.com/uploads/assets/jasonlee.jpg

He's got a pineapple on his head.........

that was the first thing i thought of when i opened the link

Millicent

I'm surprised this thread didn't rocket to the top of After Hours. That leafs me shocked.

Trashbat

As they arrested a woman for a similar crime, they shouted: "Ceas-er!"


/gets coat

flyton5

?coming what world the is too


sorry...suffering from a bad case of word salad...

heyjude

vegan only hope so

Fremen

Apparently the Hamburglar's branching out into petty thuggery.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Salad to say, he may never be caught.

Kimono-Girl

Hey!!! The guy could be one of these 'cabbage patch kids' :eek:

DublinWriter

Police have been unable to find the suspect due to a failure in the allotment of investigating officers.

staker

Ah hare,they could always dangle a carrot to root him out

pickarooney

Who made that ridiculous picture? They must have been tripping on mesclun.

DublinWriter

Suspect captured and named as local resident, Mr. Ned Beef.

The victim exclaimed 'Cor!' when she identified him in a police line-up.

Feeona

This thread reminds me of the first episode of The Office where David, Tim and the new temp are a*sing about trying to think of dessert jokes

AskMyChocolate

Trashbat wrote: »

As they arrested a woman for a similar crime, they shouted: "Ceas-er!"


/gets coat

Cos she stole a little gem.

\gets both coats.

Oh Dear! This thread's gone to seed!

Birneybau

Is it "Cos" he is <Insert minority>

tommy21

Deleted User wrote: »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834



Police have an issue with their vegitarian software, but hopefuly the upgrade will turnip soon. :pac:

Leaf it off will you, orange you ashamed of yourself for this waste of my time?

Para Golceh

Lets hope he's harvested before he bolts.

Well, the police have mustered their elite sniffer rabbits to track him down.