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Lettuce prey he's caught!

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  • 21-09-2010 3:17pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834
    Police have admitted having technical issues after releasing an e-fit of a burglary suspect which looks like a man wearing a lettuce.
    Officers released the image after a distraction burglary in which £60 was stolen from an elderly woman in Stockbridge, Hampshire.
    But the picture appeared to show the man with a lettuce on his head.

    Police have an issue with their vegitarian software, but hopefuly the upgrade will turnip soon. :pac:


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    af_thefragile
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    Edit this when I find a suitable pun...


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    #3
    Dravokivich
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    Lettuce Off officer!


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    squod
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    http://www.shortlist.com/uploads/assets/jasonlee.jpg

    He's got a pineapple on his head.........


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    11811
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    They'll probably have to leaf him off.


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    JustAddWater
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    Lettuce hope he'll turnip somewhere


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    squod
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    11811 wrote: »
    They'll probably have to leaf him off.

    After giving him a good dressing down


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Blonde, pale features. Think he's a Swede?


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    Poly
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    This is just the tip of the iceberg


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    SadieSue
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    It just Romaines to be seen if he will be caught.


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    mikom
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834



    Police have an issue with their vegitarian software, but hopefuly the upgrade will turnip soon. :pac:

    Lolo Rosso


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    11811
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    The women identified him by saying "that sa-lad".


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    Sea Sharp
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    cabbage brains!!

    no, that doesn't work.


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    admiralofthefleet
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    squod wrote: »
    http://www.shortlist.com/uploads/assets/jasonlee.jpg

    He's got a pineapple on his head.........

    that was the first thing i thought of when i opened the link


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    Millicent
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    I'm surprised this thread didn't rocket to the top of After Hours. That leafs me shocked.


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    Trashbat
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    As they arrested a woman for a similar crime, they shouted: "Ceas-er!"


    /gets coat


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    flyton5
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    ?coming what world the is too


    sorry...suffering from a bad case of word salad...


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    heyjude
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    vegan only hope so


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    #19
    Fremen
    Registered Users Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Apparently the Hamburglar's branching out into petty thuggery.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Salad to say, he may never be caught.


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    Kimono-Girl
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    Hey!!! The guy could be one of these 'cabbage patch kids' :eek:


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    DublinWriter
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    Police have been unable to find the suspect due to a failure in the allotment of investigating officers.


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    staker
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    Ah hare,they could always dangle a carrot to root him out


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    pickarooney
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    Who made that ridiculous picture? They must have been tripping on mesclun.


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    DublinWriter
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    Suspect captured and named as local resident, Mr. Ned Beef.

    The victim exclaimed 'Cor!' when she identified him in a police line-up.


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    Feeona
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    This thread reminds me of the first episode of The Office where David, Tim and the new temp are a*sing about trying to think of dessert jokes :)


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    AskMyChocolate
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    Trashbat wrote: »
    As they arrested a woman for a similar crime, they shouted: "Ceas-er!"


    /gets coat

    Cos she stole a little gem.

    \gets both coats.


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    #28
    [Deleted User]
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    Oh Dear! This thread's gone to seed!


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    #29
    Birneybau
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    Is it "Cos" he is <Insert minority>


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    tommy21
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834



    Police have an issue with their vegitarian software, but hopefuly the upgrade will turnip soon. :pac:

    Leaf it off will you, orange you ashamed of yourself for this waste of my time?


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    Para Golceh
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    Lets hope he's harvested before he bolts.


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