Two & A Half Men - Season 8 [US]

Richard Dower

Don't care what the haters say i still get a few giggles from this show + it's a hottie parade!

Gekko

has this started recently?

Richard Dower

^ yes, last night in the US...funny ep. as well. Masburbation jokes aplenty, Charlie face down in his own vomit....oh how i laughed :-)

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Was a pretty strong episode - enough to keep me watching this season anyway... I had considered dropping it because I thought it had grown stale, but I got a laugh out of this episode, so I'm sticking with it....

Richard Dower

Ratings winner as well, remains a huge ratings powerhouse, Mike & Molly did pretty good as well.

Gekko

Richard Dower wrote: »

^ yes, last night in the US...funny ep. as well. Masburbation jokes aplenty, Charlie face down in his own vomit....oh how i laughed :-)

Cool. That means I have something new to watch.

Minstrel27

Why were Charlie Sheens eyes closed all the time?

JP Liz V1

I hope Rose returns I dont like Chelesa

zer0c00l

Hi there! Comedy Central was announcing new episodes of Two and a half men, and when I got home today, I was very disappointed checking that it was actually season 7.

Is there any channel (sky) that is displaying the new season?

Cheers

deelite

I'm watching the ones on TG4 what series is that

Richard Dower

^ probably last season. latest ep. was funny and had a nice setup for future eps.

Alan and his new "family" moving into Charlie's house

Loved seeing Melissa again...pocket rocket!

Richard Dower

This is shocking news!!

TMZ has the story that “Angus T. Jones — who plays Charlie Sheen’s nephew Jake Harper on [Two And A Half Men] — signed a minumum 26 episode deal on May 12, 2010 … which means dude will make $7.8 mil over the next two seasons … plus a $500,000 signing bonus.”

^ fair dues to the kid.

Minstrel27

I'm in the wrong job.

ziedth

Or to put it another way he gets paid more then Hugh Laurie in house. Madness IMHO.

Minstrel27

He must have a good agent.

blow69

You think with all this money they throw around, they could hire decent writers.

Or at the very least, writers that know more than one joke.

Very poor show IMO. The same premise for the past eight seasons. And great ratings to boot..

caseyann

How come they advertised new one for monday and then showed old one again :mad:

Richard Dower

Just watched the latest one this morning....lol!, that was pretty darn funny, i love when 2.5 Men gets in the gutter with the masturbation jokes and ripping the piss outta Alan. Nice to see Wendy Simms from CSI guest star.

JP Liz V1

Did Judith have her baby and is Alan the father or Herb or was this storyline dropped?

I am sure Liz Vassey aka CSI Wendy was on the show in another early season role

JonathanAnon

If they filmed his real life it would be much better than this awful show.. For anyone who hasnt been watching the news.. He's been up to his antics again.

Charlie Sheen's Bad Allergic Reaction Excuse Tops List Of Worst Celebrity Alibis

Tbh, I think Brian Cowan's "nasal congestion" was a far worse alibi..

caseyann

JonathanAnon wrote: »

If they filmed his real life it would be much better than this awful show.. For anyone who hasnt been watching the news.. He's been up to his antics again.

Charlie Sheen's Bad Allergic Reaction Excuse Tops List Of Worst Celebrity Alibis

Tbh, I think Brian Cowan's "nasal congestion" was a far worse alibi..

Awful show Its one of the best on tv now always crying laughing lol
He is a child star most child stars are fecked up

Richard Dower

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Did Judith have her baby and is Alan the father or Herb or was this storyline dropped?

I am sure Liz Vassey aka CSI Wendy was on the show in another early season role

She was back in 2003, season 1?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0890808/

The baby plotline was dropped and never resloved/brought up again.

Richard Dower

LOL!...Charlie Sheen is verging on legend at this stage....ratings rise:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/blogs/live-feed/ratings-rise-sheens-men-34524

There's no such thing as bad Charlie Sheen press. Two and a Half Men climbed in ratings Monday night following a week of ongoing rumors and controversy surrounding the CBS star, proving once again that viewers shrug off his tabloid-headline habits.

Men (13.6 million viewers, 4.7 preliminary adults 18-49 rating) was up 7% for an episode titled "The Crazy Bitch Gazette." With Men resuming production this week, Sheen is expected to be back on the set today.

smuckers

yayyy Rose is back badly missed IMO

ArtSmart

JonathanAnon wrote: »

If they filmed his real life it would be much better than this awful show.. For anyone who hasnt been watching the news.. He's been up to his antics again.

Charlie Sheen's Bad Allergic Reaction Excuse Tops List Of Worst Celebrity Alibis

Tbh, I think Brian Cowan's "nasal congestion" was a far worse alibi..

love the phrase 'hired date' from the article.

how are people viewing this if it's only in the US? net?

Richard Dower

The latest ep. was again pretty damn funny, thus far this season the laughs are more often then previous seasons, sure they repeat the same jokes and plotlines....but that dosen;t make it any less funny.

Great to see Rose back, much needed!...one of the best characters on 2.5 Men, but i thought the character of Rose had changed, Melanie certainly looks older...but she also acted Rose a bit different i thought. But she's upto her old tricks....stalking Charlie, lol @ the wedding scene.

I've always felt that in the end her and Charlie will end up together, least they should....sure she's mental, but she does love him, in an obsessed stalkery way, they are both headcases so it's just fitting they up together.

JP Liz V1

Yay Rose is back

ArtSmart

ArtSmart wrote: »

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how are people viewing this if it's only in the US? net?

what he said

don ramo

ArtSmart wrote: »

what he said

you know talking to yourself is a sign of mental instability:D

as long as CBS thinks im in america and my IP addresss confirms it, i can watch it on there website;), like RTE over here you can watch aired shows on the website,

blow69

Richard Dower wrote: »

The latest ep. was again pretty damn funny, thus far this season the laughs are more often then previous seasons, sure they repeat the same jokes and plotlines....but that dosen;t make it any less funny.

I have never ever said this on the internet, or in life, but FACEPALM.

Richard Dower

blow69 wrote: »

I have never ever said this on the internet, or in life, but FACEPALM.

My friend, when saying that you need to add this



And when the fail is so strong you need to add this:

smuckers

The recent ep I thought was very funny. Loved the Rocky scene montage great stuff.
Less Jake too, prefer present scenes with Alan and Charlie are funnier he's just a bit to overplayed.
I miss Khandi though very hot stuff huba buba. Judith is a proper milf though.

colinod0806

courtney has been providing plenty of mouth watering moments for me:)

smuckers

yes indeed Jenny Mcarthy is looking pretty damn good

don ramo

yeah the catwalk just goes on and on:D

must say though this alan never having money is getting kinda old, why is he still on about alamony when he hasnt been paying it since judith got married again, also he probably still has that giant wad of cash hidden in his room that he pulled out a few years ago, must have been 10-20K there,

colinod0806

don ramo wrote: »

yeah the catwalk just goes on and on:D

must say though this alan never having money is getting kinda old, why is he still on about alamony when he hasnt been paying it since judith got married again, also he probably still has that giant wad of cash hidden in his room that he pulled out a few years ago, must have been 10-20K there,

maybe he has to pay alamony to kandi

don ramo

colinod0806 wrote: »

maybe he has to pay alamony to kandi

maybe so, but he was paying judith and kandi at one stage, even with judith gone that would give him a fairly large amount extra in his account (seeing as he got screwed both times), plus as i said before hes got that giant wad of cash,

Richard Dower

Midseason finale tonight lads....this season thus far has been thin on hotties, Charlie needs to break out his brown envelope of hooker bucks!

killbillvol2

don ramo wrote: »

maybe so, but he was paying judith and kandi at one stage, even with judith gone that would give him a fairly large amount extra in his account (seeing as he got screwed both times), plus as i said before hes got that giant wad of cash,

Jesus H. Christ! It's a comedy not a mystery thriller. Lighten up ffs. There wouldn't be any point to Alan if he wasn't a permanently broke tightwad.

Richard Dower

Alan and the skunk.....LOL!, good ep. last night, the never ending stream of Alan putdowns always delivers!

Richard Dower

More benders, booze and drama c/o "Teflon" Charlie: http://www.deadline.com/2011/01/the-fight-to-save-charlie-sheen/

LOL!...he hooked up with Bree Olson in Vegas...legend!!

Richard Dower

2.5 Men has had it's episode order cut by four, due to Charlie's coke and pornstar problems: http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/14/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-series-cancelled-episodes-crew-cast-salary-pay-chuck-lorre/

Clareman

Anyone think that Charlie was slurring his words a bit in the last episode? I know I'm paranoid at the best of times, but they seemed to be keeping his input to a minimum and also have a handy "out" of him

going to Paris with Rose

in case they needed to keep him out of it for a while

Richard Dower

LOL!...did you see last nights vanity card during end credits?


I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.

Clareman

Not that anyone would doubt you Richard

Richard Dower

Production shut down after his latest rants, Charlie needs to STFU and know his place!

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/02/24/two-and-a-half-men-production-halted-for-rest-of-season/

cherryghost

lol he's hilarious

Speaking on the Alex Jones radio show Sheen also claimed that he has a '100per cent' success rate in curing his own addictions.


'Newsflash, I'm special,' he said. 'The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning. My success rate is 100per cent.


Attacking the Alcoholic Anonymous method, Sheen said he was forced to leave after he found no success with the group's method.
He even went so far as to brand the group a 'cult'.



'I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it.'
The actor said the worldwide movement, which currently claims two million members, was followed by 'stupid people'.
'It's vintage, outdated and stupid and it's followed by stupid people. I hate them violently. They will come at me,' he said.

He then proceeded to challenge the radio host in a debate on the matter during the bizarre interview.
'Debate me on AA right now. I have a disease? Bull****. I cured it right now with my mind,' he said.


Sheen also took time out to once again attack his Two And A Half Men bosses.
'I was told if I went on the attack they'd cancel the show. Are they happy with the five billion dollars they made off me or do they want ten?' he said.
'I'm not fair game. I'm not a soft target. There's a new sheriff, and he has an army of assassins.

'My motto now is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently. I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get embarrassed.
'If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.'
He personally pinpointed the shows creator Chuck Lorre, calling him a 'turd'.


He said he humiliated Lorre 'in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process.'

Meanwhile, Sheen confirmed he was travelling with adult film star Bree Olson and 'nanny' Natalie Kenly.
'I'm going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, ' he said.

Ah man, it goes on but I'm genuinely in pieces laughing here. Who does he think he is?

Wossack

Thats just an awsome read


In fact, I think I violently love it

youcancallmeal

Sounds like he has truly lost it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAWaXlLYt0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8n7gLxiHm0

Basq

Richard Dower wrote: »

Production shut down after his latest rants, Charlie needs to STFU and know his place!

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/02/24/two-and-a-half-men-production-halted-for-rest-of-season/

Mr E

As someone said on the radio this morning, its not safe to assume that it's the end for the show. It is one of the highest performing shows on the network (no, I don't understand why either). Even its repeats do better than first airings of their other main shows.