Dancing is so gay.

Dean820

It is. I can't understand how it caught on for men and is accepted. If it wasn't for trying to land women on the dance floor, I would never dance, ever. Anyways, just needed to get that out there.

Captain Darling

This thread is so gay.

Conor108

Eh you can dance if you want to! You can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine......

chopperbyrne

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Sounds about right to me.

Agricola

Dean820 wrote: »

If it wasn't for trying to land women on the dance floor, I would never dance, ever.

Hardly a revelation. Its statistically proven that 94.8% of straight men feel the exact same.

themadchef

Dean820 wrote: »

If it wasn't for trying to land women on the dance floor, I would never dance

Wow, with all that practice, you think you'd be warming up to it a little

Local-womanizer

Ever see Techno Viking? Try calling him gay.....:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2voJMSe7L0

Biggins

Dean820 wrote: »

It is. I can't understand how it caught on for men and is accepted. If it wasn't for trying to land women on the dance floor, I would never dance, ever.

Bless you my child. Just wait till you discover SEX! :pac:

DeVore

Dancing rocks. Techno viking is God too...

DeV.

drusk

Your feeling of uncomfortableness with dancing intimate a level of unease with your sexuality. In other words, you are gay.

d10carter

there was this steamer in my year in michaels who thought it would be a good idea to take up hiphop dancing. 1 month later he left the school

gurramok

Somebody can't dance and is peeved that other blokes can. Who could that be?

alwaysadub

I can't dance, i've had a dance teacher telling me i can't dance(we were at a wedding, i didn't try get lessons), so i'm very rarely on the dancefloor but i don't think it's gay for a fella to dance!

A V A

op you say dancing is gay but it ok to get birds????? why else would any normal(straight guy) dance??:p:p nothing wrong with having a laugh and girls like a lad that can dance because i tried it and it worked !!!! i think the fools that stand there slaging lads are fools because while their moaning the lads that are dancing are getting the burds, :D:D nuf said

SV

Dancing is FABULOUS.


Don't you ever tell me I'm gay!



No but for srs, ever think people might enjoy dancing, regardless of their sexuality? No?
Oh, ok then.

FreudianSlippers

Sometimes it's fun if you're schammered and the tunes are good. But I can never understand people who "go out dancing"

I thought that was just code for drinking, but apparently some ppl (mainly female) love to just go out and dance. WTF!?

scientific1982

Dean820 wrote: »

It is. I can't understand how it caught on for men and is accepted. If it wasn't for trying to land women on the dance floor, I would never dance, ever. Anyways, just needed to get that out there.

You,ve obviously never heard of pills then.

Dean820

SV wrote: »

No but for srs, ever think people might enjoy dancing, regardless of their sexuality? No?
Oh, ok then.

Ah come on, stopped hinting I have a thing against homosexuals. Not the case at all.

brummytom

Ballet dancing's very, very gay. Anyone who says otherwise is a male ballet dancer in the closet.

And most 'professional dancers' seem gay.

Some dancing suits men though - I think men suit breakdancing and, the polar opposite, Sean Nos dancing.

But that 'Pineapple Studios' shite does nothing to break the stereotype - you've never seen a bigger bunch of fairies

BraziliaNZ

I only do it sometimes if real drunk. Does anyone over 21 actually score birds on dance floors these days?

flash1080

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Ever see Techno Viking? Try calling him gay.....:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2voJMSe7L0

He comes across as a bit of a gimp. Listens to ****e music too.

mohawk

In my single days there was nothing sexier then a man who could dance. A man with the right moves is not gay, he is going to score.

It is indeed rather gay...in saying that I used to feel the same way about making salads,that is until this man came along and changed everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGz5lLot4Q0

Handsome Bob

d10carter wrote: »

there was this steamer in my year in michaels who thought it would be a good idea to take up hiphop dancing. 1 month later he left the school

You must be proud.

wobzilla1

Conor108 wrote: »

Eh you can dance if you want to! You can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZaiB9jYCxI

Herb Powell

Did you ever witness Dancing Dave, OP?

d10carter

LZ5by5 wrote: »

You must be proud.

One of my prouder moments yes You want to do crap like that move to some scobie community college, not in Michaels!!!!!!!!!!! The guys showed him anyway, sad because in 1st year he was a decent enough player and one of the guys.

Handsome Bob

d10carter wrote: »

One of my prouder moments yes. You want to do crap like that move to some scobie community college, not in Michaels!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, leave Michaels for the ruggers.

Dean820

Herb Powell wrote: »

Did you ever witness Dancing Dave, OP?

haha, how could I not, I'm from Cork.

A V A

A V A wrote: »

op you say dancing is gay but it ok to get birds?????

No, I think you've confused "dancing" and "birdfeed" there
A cage would also do nicely

bonerm

This clip from Clerks 2 sums up for me why dancing should be both hated and loved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk0ROmJ4UY8

Herb Powell

Dean820 wrote: »

haha, how could I not, I'm from Cork.

he's not gay. and HE dances

oh I agree with you, I despise dancing

d10carter

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Yeah, leave Michaels for the ruggers.

You're learning fast man.;)

Son Of A Vidic

Biggins wrote: »

Bless you my child. Just wait till you discover SEX! :pac:

Or maybe when he grows hair on his 8alls!

hotmail.com

d10carter wrote: »

One of my prouder moments yes You want to do crap like that move to some scobie community college, not in Michaels!!!!!!!!!!! The guys showed him anyway, sad because in 1st year he was a decent enough player and one of the guys.

Sad for you maybe. Did ya fancy him?

What's Michaels anyway?

Mr Benevolent

Dancing is only gay if you can't dance.

d10carter

You got to be like completely taking the piss man? What is Michaels? What planet are you on?

PeterIanStaker

Abba songs are the best.

hotmail.com

d10carter wrote: »

You got to be like completely taking the piss man? What is Michaels? What planet are you on?

Nope no idea what it is.

Irish Guitarist

I was just watching a programme about hummingbirds. The males perform incredible mid-air dances to impress the ladies. While you're sitting there thinking "dancing is gay" there's a dancing hummingbird somewhere getting down to business with a fine looking lady.

Also these male hummingbirds have beautiful feathers. The ones with the brightest feathers get the ladies. That should be a lesson to anyone that thinks bright colours are gay.

Human beings have a twisted view of reality. Things like dancing and the colour pink are in no way gay. If humans were more like birds we might just have developed more interesting traits instead of worrying about what is or isn't gay.

stovelid

Dean820 wrote: »

I would never can't dance, ever.

There...

orourkeda

Moshing is way better than dancing

d10carter

hotmail.com wrote: »

Nope no idea what it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpZuxgdEqDE

Shanotheslayer

d10carter wrote: »

there was this steamer in my year in michaels who thought it would be a good idea to take up hiphop dancing. 1 month later he left the school

d10carter wrote: »

One of my prouder moments yes You want to do crap like that move to some scobie community college, not in Michaels!!!!!!!!!!! The guys showed him anyway, sad because in 1st year he was a decent enough player and one of the guys.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the future of our country


/Sigh

Noodleworm

I think its easier as a girl to pull of dancing without looking like a complete idiot.
Still, most people can just get away with a little hopping up and down thing...

Birneybau

Whats wrong with dancing?
Op sounds like a young joyless cnut.
Nothing like dancing like a spa to 'Brother Sport' by Animal Collective when pissed!

d10carter

Dancings a good laugh man yeah but not if your not off your trolley you know what i mean like?

Dean820

Birneybau wrote: »

Whats wrong with dancing?
Op sounds like a young joyless cnut.
Nothing like dancing like a spa to 'Brother Sport' by Animal Collective when pissed!

Thats a bit harsh.:eek:

Micky Dolenz

Birneybau banned

Prof.Badass

Usually I don't enjoy dancing at all. If another guy wants to dance then fair ****s to him, but tbh when i see my male friends dancing usually it's cringeworthy (and it's not that they're worse at the actual dancing than the girls, it just looks really bad).

It's nothing to do with self confidence and it's not that i conciously decided i want to come across as manly, it just doesn't feel right. Jumping around/moshing i can do. But proper dancing is just wrong. I think i'd look/feel about as cool dancing as i would skipping down the street.

Dancing with a girl (in the kind of more old-fashioned sense) is ok though, a bit sappy but not totally robbing of one's dignity.

bytey

d10carter wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpZuxgdEqDE

hah , what a bunch of poofs