What Do You Do For A Living?

JONJO THE MISER

So what do people here do for a living or to make ends meat as they say?

JONJO THE MISER

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

So what do people here do for a living or to make ends meat as they say?

I don't turn anything into meat thank you

minidazzler

I'm a carer for my 15 year old sister.

ya-ba-da-ba-doo

I scab off my parents.

bonerm

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

So what do people here do for a living or to make ends meat

I'm a butcher.

phasers

The saying is "ends meet"

I'm a student

alwaysadub

I'm currently unemployed.. hopefully won't be for much longer though.

fonecrusher1

Professional sh!t stirrer.

kielmanator

Ich bin ein Berliner, as the great man once said

ottostreet

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

So what do people here do for a living or to make ends meat as they say?

aha! i'm not falling for that one, mr. taxman!

chin_grin

phasers wrote: »

The saying is "ends meet"

I'm a student

:eek:

Get out! Nah, just jealous.

I work. It's a building where I go and do the thing I have to do to get money to buy food and pay rent and save for a better house with a better car. With my beautiful wife.....

<does that chopping arm motion>

johnmcdnl

I'm an alcoholic - wait I mean taoiseach

JONJO THE MISER

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Professional sh!t stirrer.

Whats the pay like?

biko

I'm not telling you.

Bonavox

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

So what do people here do for a living or to make ends meat as they say?

You're not an English teacher by any chance?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Box-factory worker.

phasers

chin_grin wrote: »

:eek:

Get out! Nah, just jealous.

I work. It's a building where I go and do the thing I have to do to get money to buy food and pay rent and save for a better house with a better car. With my beautiful wife.....

<does that chopping arm motion>

I barely ever show up, do a couple of essays at Christmas and in April and get 2 grants for my trouble

:cool:

fonecrusher1

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Whats the pay like?

More than you get paid thats for sure.



sorry. just doing my job^

chin_grin

Possibly the only funny thing this guy has ever done (can't find the vid on youtube)

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=12335247

coffeelover

I'm a student :rolleyes:

ILA

Live.

blue5000

I'm a miser

Giblet

Not much really, but I earn a lot more than most of you.

Saila

Surely most will be answering "a teacher"

KnifeWRENCH

Student. Hopefully I'll be dead before I actually have to get a real job.

ricero

a bloody racist i sit in dirty bars with old men moaning about blacks polish asians and larry murphy

mikemac

Banker, shower me with blame folks

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I'm a cold caller

arybvtcw0eolkf

minidazzler wrote: »

I'm a carer for my 15 year old sister.

Everytime I see your username I'm reminded of the photo you posted of you both.. Its obvious you love and care for her very much.

Me, I'm a soldier.

Tender Hoop

I work for the Russians.

samtyler

If I told you , I'd have to kill you ...

Shryke

chin_grin wrote: »

t and save for a better house with a better car. With my beautiful wife.....

<does that chopping arm motion>

How did you get there?

cgordonfreeman

Security. Retail by day. Doorman by night.

faceman

I run a business called "Wig Clean". There are 2 parts to the business.

We have a team of cleaners who visit mostly hotels and B&B's unclogging drains of human head and pubic hair. But we recycle the hair and manufacture wigs, mostly 70's afro's, in joke and novelty shop.

All our products are 98% recycled.

brummytom

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

Student. Hopefully I'll be dead before I actually have to get a real job.

Same.


Every now and then, I might get a few quid for playing in a pub; but that's hardly a job


I've only ever had one job; Paper boy. Lasted 3 days.

Creamy Goodness

phasers wrote: »

The saying is "ends meet"

I'm a student

Phasers yet again on her pedalstool.

SoulTrader

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

Phasers yet again on her pedalstool.

Allow me to hop on that same "pedalstool" and tell you that it's actually a "pedestal".

Conor108

Student.

I'm awaiting Biggins' post which will undoubtedly be something vague and mysterious and raise more questions then it answers.

Agricola

Im a...........












Ninja

So fast you didnt even see it

brummytom

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

Phasers yet again on her pedalstool.

Well that post was a bit of a damp squid

Lux23

Communications/PR but I am currently unemployed. I am still not used to saying that despite being on the dole seven weeks now.

Rylan

Jazlyn Melodic Crater wrote: »

I'm a cold caller

Light a fire.

Noodleworm

I'm a student.

but then I go home and my parents have never ending lists to things for me to do, so I could say I'm a secretary, receptionist,cleaner,cook, dog walker, tech support, delivery person and financial advisor.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

Phasers yet again on her pedalstool.

She does love her bicycle.

Doublin

Tender Hoop wrote: »

I work for the Russians.

So last decade(s).. I work for the Chinese. The future Overlords!!

MitchKoobski

I'm a full-time student and part time call-centre monkey.

It's a living.

sallystar

Day job- Nurse.

Evening job- Cook, kitchen porter, cleaner, laundry operator, education assistant, taxi driver, accountant, phone receptionist, gardener and general dogsbody (AKA housewife and mother).

I don't tend to bring my work home so if any of 'em hurt themselves or feel sick... I'm too tired to care:eek:

SV

Super Hero, pretty much day in day out..takes up most of my time.

elchupanebrey

I work in a toy factory, and you know what I do there, I put the heads on dolls.

PeterIanStaker

I'm a porn star, who also fixes fridges, washing machines and the like.

Shryke

sallystar wrote: »

Day job- Nurse.

Evening job- Cook, kitchen porter, cleaner, laundry operator, education assistant, taxi driver, accountant, phone receptionist, gardener and general dogsbody (AKA housewife and mother).

I don't tend to bring my work home so if any of 'em hurt themselves or feel sick... I'm too tired to care:eek:

You can just say housewife. It's appreciated.