I hate my job, but it could be worse!

chucken1

Sarky

Arr.

Squarewave

*Furrows brow*

*Checks calendar*

*Grabs cutlass and rum*

*Wanders into the night*

Cicero

sausages

sNarah

There is only one solution to this problem. Please refer to Box 4 in depicted image attached.

James T Kirk

Ah sure at least ye have a job.

*awaits punch in the mouth*

Deki

joes girls

A job is a job, no matter what your doing your still working for some monkey that thinks they are so much better than you, when really they are jumped up nothings!!!
As long as the money shows up in my bank every friday, im happy!

smash

Do you work in the same company as I do joes girl?

Storminateacup

I had the best job ever this year Now Ive gone back to college and I'm broke and hairy.

I'm doing beauty therapy, and theres a heap of bullsh*t rules about no waxing/shaving. Im trying to leave .. that area.. bikini and legs alone, but I cant leave my eyebrows or underarms be, as Im serverely disgusted, and its gonna pose significant problems for me when the time comes to actually wax them


Makeup Artistry is actually the best job in the world. Its PART of your job to spend at least 45 minutes on yourself first thing in the AM, and theres none of this "OTT" crap either.

Come june, it'll be bye bye ireland and hello cruise ships.

Outta this hellhole as soon as I have my qualifications, for real!


I disagree with the "it doesnt matter what job you have" post. It does matter. A sh*t job is just that. Somethin to keep the $$ rollin' in.
But dayum, why would you spend your life doing something you hate? Gotta be more to life than that!


Also : Off topic rant not suited to this forum, but sh*t I need to get it off my chest.

Waxing.

Lets face it, I'm hardly the most intelligent person, the sharpest tool in the box. But I do take care of myself. I'm good at being shallow and vain. It might not be important to other people, but it matters to me. I scoff at unkempt women. Women who look like lesbians.
Now alls I need is the dungarees and the dr Martins, and i can be all like "I throw my boyfriend up in the air, singin AEYY OOOH, IM A LESBO". Fo cereal.

Ever since I was 16/17 years old (Im now 22), I've been absolutely meticelous in every area concerning body hair. No expense spared. If it was there, it came off.
Now - I'm not supposed to do this? Im supposed to leave it there?? Come on. A break, pls?

I can't even start to describe how disgusted I am by body hair. My own, other peoples, it doesn't matter. I stand poised, waiting for the first sign of eyebrow regrowth. My beautican is telling me, wait, let it grow out, leave them alone, wait another week.. and I'm all set to don a balaclava or become a muslim. I can't stand it. My eyebrows need an arch, I don't care that they're looking like they're about to fall off my face, they're arched so much.
Waiting the 2 weeks for them to be suitable to thread again really upsets me.

Today, I was doing a facial cleanse on another girl (who clearly followed the rules - she had hairy underarms) and Im there, wrapping the gown around her, about to retch in the poor girls face, when she lifted her arms.

Now, if you can imagine how I feel about hair on the rest of my body.
Legs? Sh*t kid. I can't even let that grown enough to wax. I wish I could wax my legs,but I have to shave them every morning in the shower. I need them smooth. I wear dresses. Short dresses.
Then we're told "No waxing/shaving". Hello? For how long? "6 weeks".
Motherf*cker. I almost swallowed my pen. No joke. Hyperventilating I was, at the top of the classroom.

Bikini line? Beyond? No waxing.
You know what that is? A chastity belt. I can't even bear to see myself when I shower. How on earth am I supposed to feel comfortable enough to get naked around someone else?

I'm beyond stressed out.

Sarky

I get paid to make other people feel bad. It's awesome.

Deki

Storminateacup wrote: »

I had the best job ever this year Now Ive gone back to college and I'm broke and hairy.

I'm doing beauty therapy, and theres a heap of bullsh*t rules about no waxing/shaving. Im trying to leave .. that area.. bikini and legs alone, but I cant leave my eyebrows or underarms be, as Im serverely disgusted, and its gonna pose significant problems for me when the time comes to actually wax them


Makeup Artistry is actually the best job in the world. Its PART of your job to spend at least 45 minutes on yourself first thing in the AM, and theres none of this "OTT" crap either.

Come june, it'll be bye bye ireland and hello cruise ships.

Outta this hellhole as soon as I have my qualifications, for real!


I disagree with the "it doesnt matter what job you have" post. It does matter. A sh*t job is just that. Somethin to keep the $$ rollin' in.
But dayum, why would you spend your life doing something you hate? Gotta be more to life than that!


Also : Off topic rant not suited to this forum, but sh*t I need to get it off my chest.

Waxing.

Lets face it, I'm hardly the most intelligent person, the sharpest tool in the box. But I do take care of myself. I'm good at being shallow and vain. It might not be important to other people, but it matters to me. I scoff at unkempt women. Women who look like lesbians.
Now alls I need is the dungarees and the dr Martins, and i can be all like "I throw my boyfriend up in the air, singin AEYY OOOH, IM A LESBO". Fo cereal.

Ever since I was 16/17 years old (Im now 22), I've been absolutely meticelous in every area concerning body hair. No expense spared. If it was there, it came off.
Now - I'm not supposed to do this? Im supposed to leave it there?? Come on. A break, pls?

I can't even start to describe how disgusted I am by body hair. My own, other peoples, it doesn't matter. I stand poised, waiting for the first sign of eyebrow regrowth. My beautican is telling me, wait, let it grow out, leave them alone, wait another week.. and I'm all set to don a balaclava or become a muslim. I can't stand it. My eyebrows need an arch, I don't care that they're looking like they're about to fall off my face, they're arched so much.
Waiting the 2 weeks for them to be suitable to thread again really upsets me.

Today, I was doing a facial cleanse on another girl (who clearly followed the rules - she had hairy underarms) and Im there, wrapping the gown around her, about to retch in the poor girls face, when she lifted her arms.

Now, if you can imagine how I feel about hair on the rest of my body.
Legs? Sh*t kid. I can't even let that grown enough to wax. I wish I could wax my legs,but I have to shave them every morning in the shower. I need them smooth. I wear dresses. Short dresses.
Then we're told "No waxing/shaving". Hello? For how long? "6 weeks".
Motherf*cker. I almost swallowed my pen. No joke. Hyperventilating I was, at the top of the classroom.

Bikini line? Beyond? No waxing.
You know what that is? A chastity belt. I can't even bear to see myself when I shower. How on earth am I supposed to feel comfortable enough to get naked around someone else?

I'm beyond stressed out.

I don't understand why you can't get rid of body hair. What is the reasoning there ?

Sarky wrote: »

I get paid to make other people feel bad. It's awesome.

Congratulations then Sarky on a job well done.

Storminateacup

Deki, because I'm training as a beauty therapist, part of our course is waxing and hair removal so during the year we have to leave hair so as others in our class can wax it off.
Beyond stressful.

JoeySully

Storminateacup wrote: »

Deki, because I'm training as a beauty therapist, part of our course is waxing and hair removal so during the year we have to leave hair so as others in our class can wax it off.
Beyond stressful.

I heard about that recently - it really is a silly rule. Surely there would be loads of people up for coming in to get a free wax and at least ye could work on yer customer experience at the same time.

If your doing dentistry do you stop brushing so that your classmates can fill you teeth? or do ventenary and everyone brings in there own pets? Or do chef'ing and some rule like your not allowed to eat cause you have to taste other peoples food they make? Or hairdressing and nobody is allowed to wash their hair :rolleyes:

Deki

oh, you;re like an experiment when I was doing labs we had to practice blood draws on each other, but no one wanted me because we all wanted to stick the three kids with high blood pressure

Storminateacup

Joey I agree!!!! I'm shaving my legs albeit not as much and shaving my underarms. tutors like a Nazi, I know she's going to kill me. Last Friday she checked our leg hair. On Tuesday she checked our bikini line. In our massage classes we have to wear thongs. There are two men in our massage classes. I'm not parading around with a thong and a seriously nasty growth going on.
A whole year. Ugh

Storminateacup

Blood draws? Are you serious?? I swear to god I would be in a heap on the ground. 1st sight of blood and I'm down.

Sarky

>:|

Deki

wasn't my favorite part, didn't mind giving injections- rather like throwing darts.:D

Storminateacup

There is nothing worse than a really gentle person giving injections. They hurt like hell. The rougher the better, just lob it in. Do you enjoy injecting other people?

Deki

I especially liked injecting a group of firemen. Children- no. Some people are so afraid of needles. Emergency room was the worst- I was either torn to bits inside by peoples situations or angry to the point I wanted to smash someones face.

Storminateacup

Are you a nurse?

Deki

no. was medical assistant but I hated it and I quit. Not going to do that again if I can help it. This thread has suddenly turned too serious.
moral of story : Do not let anyone talk you into stuff. :pac:

Storminateacup

Oh I don't agree with that! I'm very good at persuading people into doing things. I just furious and hairy and gross, that I have to wait 6 weeks between waxes. Sacre bleu.
Hey, my new career? Rugby player.

Star Lord

Could be worse...

Glenster

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Could be worse...

Tru Dat.

Deki

Storminateacup wrote: »

Oh I don't agree with that! I'm very good at persuading people into doing things. I just furious and hairy and gross, that I have to wait 6 weeks between waxes. Sacre bleu.
Hey, my new career? Rugby player.

No I just meant not to waste time and effort doing something you don't really want to do, just because your family and friends and the college say you'll be good at it.

You should be sure and take hairy gross pictures, some day you'll laugh at them:D

Storminateacup

See I know I'll be good at it. I'm so self obsessed it's actually disgusting. Image is everything. I'm more appauled that people use soap on their faces than I am about the government or something like that.

Shopping, makeup, skincare, looking your best. <

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interests.

I keep saying, just stick it out for a year. This time next year I'll be on a cruise ship.
But damn. legs

Storminateacup

Lol and I should post before and after pix. Gotta be able to laugh at yourself, right?!

starlit

Go for laser hair removal once your beauty course is finished stominateacup!

Storminateacup

I actually LOVE being waxed. I find it so theraputic. But **** waiting 6 weeks. As soon as it starts to show, WHAM.

Storminateacup

Storminateacup wrote: »

I actually LOVE being waxed. I find it so theraputic. But **** waiting 6 weeks. As soon as it starts to show, WHAM.

You must like a bit of BDSM.

Storminateacup

an absolute freak in the sheets

Storminateacup

Storminateacup wrote: »

an absolute freak in the sheets

Solitaire

Anti-seriously girls and guys, why so serious?!? :eek: At this rate I'll get to watch Sarky send a thread over to AH instead of the other way around, which is so weird it'd break the universe or something!! :pac:

So... watch what you say!

Sarky

Jobs are gay.

Sarky

Sarky wrote: »

Jobs are gay.

Matt Holck

I'm sorry but
I don't think your sexual orientation has anything to do with the accusation