Jamie Oliver just had a kid..

dazftw

His name..


BUDDY BEAR MAURICE OLIVER

:eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp

I didn't even know he was pregnant.

darragh16

Child was never given a chance....

who what when

That child hasnt a chance!

Lol damn you darragh16, how can we both think of the ultimate reply at the same time!

nullzero

Pucka.:rolleyes:

KungPao

The kid probably slobbers less than himself.

Mr Benevolent

I don't care. Pricks who have kids are still pricks.

alwaysadub

And his sisters are Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo and Petal Blossoms. Wtf like. Poor kids.

fonecrusher1

I don't think that child has a chance.


Anyone else think the child has a chance?

AckwelFoley

fcuk sake.

Why didnt he just make a proper cnut of the child and call him Biffo

Pighead

Severe case of Deja Vu here. It was only two weeks ago that Mammy Pighead told Pighead that Ann Hanratty from down the road just had a baby girl.

Experienced the exact same feeling of couldn'tgiveamonkeyswhythehellareyoutellingmeaboutsuchtrivialnonsense back then too. Freaky.

Thrill

Jamie Oliver just had a kid..

Cooked or raw?

KungPao

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I don't think that child has a chance.


Anyone else think the child has a chance?

I don't think he has a chance.

easyeason3

Ah fcuk it, ye are all miserable.

Congrats to Jamie & Jools on the new arrival.

fonecrusher1

KungPao wrote: »

I don't think he has a chance.

you don't think the child has a chance?



does anyone else think the child has a chance?

Thrill

Florence Abundant Stalemate wrote: »

I didn't even know he was pregnant.

He regularly has a bun in the oven.


Poor kid.What a daft name.

darragh16

I mean Jamie has already ruined the lives of thousands of fat children over in the states, why do it to his own....

Oranage2

Didn't know Jamie Oliver was a goat



also poor kid hasn't a chance,

KungPao

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

you don't think the child has a chance?



does anyone else think the child has a chance?

I was just thinking the same thing!







That child doesn't stand a chance.

easyeason3

Oranage2 wrote: »

Poor kid hasn't a chance,

Thank this if you hate Justin Beifer

Thanks whore

And it's Bieber, not that I'm a fan or anything...

FunnyStuff

As daft and weird as his choice of names can be, to be honest his particular brand of easy going cooking got me interested in cooking, so i say congrats to Jamie and Jools.............









..... but sorry kid, you're fuked!!!

Agonist

The poor child. His dad messed up any chance he had

fonecrusher1

Agonist wrote: »

The poor child. His dad messed up any chance he had

does he have a chance?......

Fizman

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I don't think that child has a chance.


Anyone else think the child has a chance?

I can see why you'd think the child doesn't have a chance.

Me personally, I don't think that child has much of a chance.

stovelid

nullzero wrote: »

Pucka.:rolleyes:

Could be a good Viz strip:

The annoying fucka who always says pucka.

The_B_Man

Not a chance!!

The missus is hot in fairness!! Wouldnt mind a go! Chance would be a fine chance though!

heavyballs

The_B_Man wrote: »

Not a chance!!

The missus is hot in fairness!! Wouldnt mind a go! Chance would be a fine chance though!

she reminds me of Grotbags,what programme was she on?Emu?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Jamie Oliver's a chancer. Doubt his son will rub off on him though.

starbelgrade

The_B_Man wrote: »

Not a chance!!

The missus is hot in fairness!! Wouldnt mind a go! Chance would be a fine chance though!

I don't think you have a chance.

Do you think you have a chance?

AskMyChocolate

Feel sorry for Uncle Maurice. Tough to come second to a name like Buddy Bear.

Pighead

alwaysadub wrote: »

And his sisters are Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo and Petal Blossoms. Wtf like. Poor kids.

In fairness it's rock hard to think up a good name for a brand new kid. Pighead's having one in 4 years time and he still hasn't thought of a decent name for the wee fcuker. Heads melted from all this thinking hard lark. Not gonna think anymore and instead will call the kid after the username of the poster who posts next. Hopefully it's a good one.

OutlawPete

I am forever defending this guy as I always thought he was decent enough and got a pretty hard time from the media and the public also.

But this just pisses me off.

How can you call your son Buddy Bear ffs?

It's like a new name for some teddy bear that's coming out this Christmas.

The new Buddy Bear, even when you rip its arms off, it's still your buddy.

When you get serious money in your life, your friends and family must all just turn into yes people and you must lose all touch with fcuking reality, it's the only thing that could explains choosing a name like Buddy Bear for a child or Apple in the case of Chris Martin.

starbelgrade

OutlawPete wrote: »

it's the only thing that could explains choosing a name like Buddy Bear for a child or Apple in the case of Chris Martin.

In fairness, it'd be worse if his surname was Macintosh.

heavyballs

OutlawPete wrote: »

I am forever defending this guy as I always thought he was decent enough and got a pretty hard time from the media and the public also.

But this just pisses me off.

How can you call your son Buddy Bear ffs?

It's like a new name for some teddy bear that's coming out this Christmas.

The new Buddy Bear, even when you rip its arms off, it's still your buddy.

When you get serious money in your life, your friends and family must all just turn into yes people and you must lose all touch with fcuking reality, it's the only thing that could explains choosing a name like Buddy Bear for a child or Apple in the case of Chris Martin.

agree with the above,would love to ask him what would he have called his kids if he was a normal unknown Joe soap,and btw i generally like the guy

starbelgrade

Pighead wrote: »

In fairness it's rock hard to think up a good name for a brand new kid. Pighead's having one in 4 years time and he still hasn't thought of a decent name for the wee fcuker. Heads melted from all this thinking hard lark. Not gonna think anymore and instead will call the kid after the username of the poster who posts next. Hopefully it's a good one.

Your kid's name will be Outlaw Pete.

F*cking awesome name for a kid.

Unless it's a girl.

4 years though... that's an awful long pregnancy, Pighead.

PeterIanStaker

Celebs give their kids daft names to get that little bit of extra publicity, its just sad really.

oppenheimer1

dazftw wrote: »

His name..


BUDDY BEAR MAURICE OLIVER

:eek:

Buddy Oli?

starbelgrade

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Celebs give their kids daft names to get that little bit of extra publicity, its just sad really.

Is your name really Peter Ian Staker, or are you just taking the pis?

fonecrusher1

Florence Abundant Stalemate wrote: »

Jamie Oliver's a chancer. Doubt his son will rub off on him though.

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

fukin hell thats sick!

Good work kumate_champ07. Post reported.


dizzgusting.:mad:

OPENROAD

The_B_Man wrote: »

Not a chance!!

The missus is hot in fairness!! Wouldnt mind a go! Chance would be a fine chance though!

+1

I think she is really very beautiful.

who what when

FunnyStuff wrote: »

As daft and weird as his choice of names can be, to be honest his particular brand of easy going cooking got me interested in cooking, so i say congrats to Jamie and Jools.............









..... but sorry kid, you're fuked!!!

So in other words he doesnt have a chance??

Fizman

I think Came would have been a nice name for that lad.

fonecrusher1

who what when wrote: »

So in other words he doesnt have a chance??

Who doesn't have a chance?

The_B_Man

OPENROAD wrote: »

+1

I think she is really very beautiful.

actually, i've never seen her. i was just bein a chancer and tryin to join the festivities!

OPENROAD

Florence Abundant Stalemate wrote: »

Jamie Oliver's a chancer.

Hardly

OPENROAD

The_B_Man wrote: »

actually, i've never seen her. i was just bein a chancer and tryin to join the festivities!

She is very very cute imo

Fizman

The_B_Man wrote: »

actually, i've never seen her. i was just bein a chancer and tryin to join the festivities!

I can't say for sure of course......but chances are you'd be happy to have intercourse with her.

Sharpshooter

Fizman wrote: »

I think Came would have been a nice name for that lad.

Re food and all that then the least they could have done was give the lad a name that could be shortened to something respectable, like delicious.
In later years he could be known as Del Boy.

pavcro10

Congrats to him, but why oh why would you name your little child that!

Son Of A Vidic

Jamie Oliver did what with a young goat?

Agonist

OPENROAD wrote: »

She is very very cute imo

He was lucky to chance upon her