Periods are awful

ilovesleep

They have zapped all my energy and I am lying crippled on the couch with cramps. Oh my god

Super-Rush

This won't end well.

Gummy Panda

Take some codeine... oh wait

Pookah

Periods are awful, fullstop.

s_carnage

Nothing like a kick in the stones. Man up woman!!

cloneslad

I know the o.p is lying because there are no women on the internet

btard

Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.

Nodin

ilovesleep wrote: »

They have zapped all my energy and I am lying crippled on the couch with cramps. Oh my god

Its your own fault for being a woman. Now stop whining.

brummytom

Stop whinging, I have 6 periods a day at school - so tiring

Pawpad666

Cheer up and upgrade to an Ipad.

lil'bug

the ladies lounge is that way >>>>>

WIZE

Sunday Bloody Sunday :rolleyes:

AskMyChocolate

I'm not going to endorse smoking OP but I know a couple of women (non smokers) who swear that a spliff is by far and away the best thing for cramps in this situation.

Adam

have sex

Tomebagel

You have a couch in your kitchen?

ebixa82

This reminds me of a joke I once heard...

"Why do women have periods??"

Because they deserve them..boom boom...thank you and good night!!!

Logical Fallacy

Better than pregnancy.

fonecrusher1

WIZE wrote: »

Sunday Bloody Sunday :rolleyes:

Ders more to Oireland dan dat....

ScouseMouse

Tomebagel wrote: »

You have a couch in your kitchen?

FANTASTIC

WindSock

Periods? Ewwww. Don't be so disgusting OP. You'll get no sympathy in AH. Now manflu on the otherhand...

ilovesleep

ilovesleep wrote: »

They have zapped all my energy and I am lying crippled on the couch with cramps. Oh my god

the pill will help you with that

Micky Dolenz

This the ladies lounge now?

Man up OP :P

Coriolanus

There's a contraceptive pill that eliminates the period nearly completely.

kfallon

Get on the throne and sheite those cramps away!!!!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

How do yoou piss off a female archaeologist?

Rip out her tampon and ask her what period it came from!

Priori

Pookah wrote: »

Periods are awful, fullstop.

Clever post if you meant it!

Daroxtar

My heart bleeds for ya. Have ya got any biscuits? Get them

arybvtcw0eolkf

ilovesleep wrote: »

They have zapped all my energy and I am lying crippled on the couch with cramps. Oh my god

Poor you, I've some girl friends who suffer really badly during their period.

Hope things improve.

AckwelFoley

When my missus bleeds so do i...

from the ears

mickydoomsux

Nevore wrote: »

There's a contraceptive pill that eliminates the period nearly completely.

I believe it's called 'cyanide'.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

S'pose it's not as bad as a nosebleed though

MistyCheese

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I'm not going to endorse smoking OP but I know a couple of women (non smokers) who swear that a spliff is by far and away the best thing for cramps in this situation.

This doesn't work for everyone.

Can you call yourself a non-smoker if you smoke spliffs?

Pretty_Pistol

I hate the ones that feel like someone is twisting your womb and pulling it down.

Coriolanus

mickydoomsux wrote: »

I believe it's called 'cyanide'.

Nah, it's called Lybrel. The dose is just spread out over the full 28 days instead of 22 afaik, so there's no sugar pill to allow menstruation to start.
Alternatively, a woman can just start a new pack on day 22 for the same effect, though she'll be taking a higher dose continuously. Lybrel divides the same amount of hormone from a normal pack across 28 days, rather than 22, so if you use the start a new pack method you'd be ingesting.... 20% more hormone a month?
Something like that anyway.

Bazzy

You can still iron from the couch yeah?

Angeltrumpet

take some neurofen+ dat always helps me >.>

BluesBerry

Nerofen , hotwater bottle , chocolate, and this to all the men here that laughed

Hope it eases soon OP

herisson

hate them :mad:
so very much!!!

Gary4279

BluesBerry wrote: »

Nerofen , hotwater bottle , chocolate, and this to all the men here that laughed

Hope it eases soon OP

I'd do her.

fonecrusher1

Jesus this manky thread has been lingering around AH since half 11.....please make it stop. Please.




I don't want to know about ladies bits problems. no no no. ITS SUNDAY FFS!!!!!!!!:pac:

wolfpawnat

you know some man made this ad.

Baxtards!!!!

Nevyn

Whats the difference between regular blood and period blood?
You cant' pick regular blood up with a fork!

Really bad you can't move or eat or makes you throw up when you've got cramps you need to talk to you dr about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxkUE5TtOFQ

Periods aren't manky they are just a fact of life.
Over half the population of the planet has to endure them for at least 30/40 years.

MagicMarker

Being a man rocks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lBlPthEceQ

mariaf24

Nevore wrote: »

There's a contraceptive pill that eliminates the period nearly completely.

So you grow a beard and put on 2 stone :rolleyes:

arybvtcw0eolkf

BluesBerry wrote: »

Nerofen , hotwater bottle , chocolate, and this to all the men here that laughed

Hope it eases soon OP

I was going to offer the same advice, but I thought the ladies would take the head off a man offering advice on period pain.

When my daughter started her's first thing I done was buy her her own hotwater bottle - she loved me for it

fonecrusher1

Thaedydal wrote: »

Periods aren't manky they are just a fact of life.
Over half the population of the planet has to endure them for at least 30/40 years.

Yeah but the other half of the population don't want to know about such facts while eating their coco pops on a Sunday morning.:mad:

WindSock

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Yeah but the other half of the population don't want to know about such facts while eating their coco pops on a Sunday morning.:mad:

Talking about painful cramps is hardly manky. Far less than your Flutts average post. Guess you'd rather read that then?

Asphyxia

btard wrote: »

Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.

Haha! Brilliant

On another note all women have felt like that OP you are not alone

epgc3fyqirnbsx

WindSock wrote: »

Talking about painful cramps is hardly manky. Far less than your Flutts average post. Guess you'd rather read that then?

No, but talking to unclean women is rather manky :pac:

fonecrusher1

WindSock wrote: »

Talking about painful cramps is hardly manky. Far less than your Flutts average post. Guess you'd rather read that then?

^Whats that mean???

After Hours is hardly the place to discuss female medical issues is it? Might get a more considerate/sympathetic reception in the Ladies Lounge perhaps?

BBDBB

aww deepest sympathies OP


I suppose a BJ is out of the question??:D