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Why cant we own a canadian

  • 10-09-2010 7:21pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

    The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet.

    It's funny, as well as informative:


    Dear Dr.Laura:

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

    1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
    vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
    different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.
    Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your adoring fan.

    James M. Kauffman,
    Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
    Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and
    Special Education
    University of Virginia

    PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,522 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    tl;dr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Could you expand on that please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    tl;dr

    Edit: damn Quazzie beat me to it by seconds! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Summary please???:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭ludwit


    JGI


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Speaking of Canadians, I was in Atlanta Georgia the other day and was talking on the phone in the bar (getting absolutely obliterated on the drink) and someone asked me if I was from Canada. I was like "no, I'm from Dublin"...
    *blank look*
    "...Ireland"
    *blank look*

    Then the guy was like "so you're not from Canada then?"

    lol

    IB: "cool story bro!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    OP you pasted the same thing like eleventy times.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Like the cleaning of a house, it never ends.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    OisinT wrote: »
    Speaking of Canadians, I was in Atlanta Georgia the other day and was talking on the phone in the bar (getting absolutely obliterated on the drink) and someone asked me if I was from Canada. I was like "no, I'm from Dublin"...
    *blank look*
    "...Ireland"
    *blank look*

    Then the guy was like "so you're not from Canada then?"

    lol

    IB: "cool story bro!"

    Must've thought you were a Newfie. They sound like they're straight off a boat from Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 484 ✭✭Blink182rock


    mikom wrote: »
    Could you expand on that please.


    i had to laugh !! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    In Canada, milk comes in bags


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 484 ✭✭Blink182rock


    ^^^ there's the problem there so ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    realies wrote: »
    In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

    The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet.

    It's funny, as well as informative:


    Dear Dr.Laura:

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

    1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
    vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
    different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.
    Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your adoring fan.

    James M. Kauffman,
    Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
    Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and
    Special Education
    University of Virginia

    PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)
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    In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

    The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet.

    It's funny, as well as informative:


    Dear Dr.Laura:

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

    1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
    vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
    different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.
    Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your adoring fan.

    James M. Kauffman,
    Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
    Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and
    Special Education
    University of Virginia

    PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)
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    In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

    The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet.

    It's funny, as well as informative:


    Dear Dr.Laura:

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

    1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
    vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
    different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.
    Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your adoring fan.

    James M. Kauffman,
    Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
    Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and
    Special Education
    University of Virginia

    PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)
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    In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

    The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet.

    It's funny, as well as informative:


    Dear Dr.Laura:

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

    1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
    vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
    different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.
    Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your adoring fan.

    James M. Kauffman,
    Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
    Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and
    Special Education
    University of Virginia

    PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)
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    In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

    The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet.

    It's funny, as well as informative:


    Dear Dr.Laura:

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

    1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
    vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
    different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.
    Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your adoring fan.

    James M. Kauffman,
    Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
    Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and
    Special Education
    University of Virginia

    PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)
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    In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

    The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet.

    It's funny, as well as informative:


    Dear Dr.Laura:

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

    1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
    vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
    different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.
    Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your adoring fan.

    James M. Kauffman,
    Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
    Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and
    Special Education
    University of Virginia

    PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)
    *insert response to unnecessarily quoted post*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    In Canada, milk comes in bags
    And you can get beer in 15 packs! I like to call them "Canadian fifteens!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    *insert response to unnecessarily quoted post*
    *shakes fist*


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Patrick Slow Somebody


    That's old as hell :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Hmm.

    I'm sensing a market here..













    ..anyone want to own a Canadian? I'll start the bidding at three fiddy..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    liah wrote: »
    Hmm.

    I'm sensing a market here..













    ..anyone want to own a Canadian? I'll start the bidding at three fiddy..

    Do you come with maple syrup and Canadian Bacon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    Now that you have worked out copy and paste, feel free to try out the other functionality of your computer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,768 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Pff, silly billy. We already own a canadian. We have Liah


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    liah wrote: »
    Hmm.

    I'm sensing a market here..

    ..anyone want to own a Canadian? I'll start the bidding at three fiddy..

    Stats please?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Do you come with maple syrup and Canadian Bacon?

    Of course. What good Canuck wouldn't? You offend me, sir.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    laugh wrote: »
    Now that you have worked out copy and paste, feel free to try out the other functionality of your computer.
    I wouldn't actually say OP has really worked out how to copypasta properly yet. Maybe practice a few more times


  • Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    *insert response to unnecessarily quoted post*

    uuggh you cock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    laugh wrote: »
    Now that you have worked out copy and paste, feel free to try out the other functionality of your computer.
    In fairness, "worked out" wouldn't be the term I'd use from the example given in the OP.

    Edit: OisinT got there before me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,997 ✭✭✭Degag


    Why post it 6 or 7 times? Good read though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭losthorizon


    uuggh you cock


    Yould like Canada - they have loads of Beaver up there


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Yould like Canada - they have loads of Beaver up there

    And mooseknuckle. :eek:











    ...not that I'd know or anything. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    liah wrote: »
    And mooseknuckle. :eek:

    Is that like camel toe?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    liah wrote: »
    Hmm.

    I'm sensing a market here..













    ..anyone want to own a Canadian? I'll start the bidding at three fiddy..
    20 shekels.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    laugh wrote: »
    Is that like camel toe?

    Quite, yes.
    Terry wrote: »
    20 shekels.

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    liah wrote: »
    Quite, yes.



    :(
    I see that you're quite good at haggling.

    25 shekels.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Terry wrote: »
    I see that you're quite good at haggling.

    25 shekels.

    What if I threw in some poutine and a bag of milk?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    liah wrote: »
    What if I threw in some poutine and a bag of milk?
    I don't know what poutine is, but I'll go 30 shekels for that and the bag of milk.

    Ok, 35. I like surprises.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    liah wrote: »
    What if I threw in some poutine and a bag of milk?

    Poontang!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    OP you pasted the same thing like eleventy times.



    :o:o new here:o:osorry:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Moose knuckles = men
    Camel toe = women

    IIRC


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    realies wrote: »
    :o:o new here:o:osorry:rolleyes:
    Welcome to the internet :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    liah wrote: »
    Of course. What good Canuck wouldn't? You offend me, sir.

    Offer four fiddy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    OisinT wrote: »
    Moose knuckles = men
    Camel toe = women

    IIRC

    Not quite


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    Terry wrote: »
    I don't know what poutine is

    Poutine = heart stopper on a plate!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Poutine, bags of milk and BC Bud. God bless Canada


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    It was better when Jed Bartlett did it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    Poutine, bags of milk and BC Bud. God bless Canada

    Kokanee for the memory loss win!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 357 ✭✭fearcruach


    Was this not in the West Wing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,114 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    fearcruach wrote: »
    Was this not in the West Wing?

    Yes - and Aaron Sorkin happily admits he took it from a chain email he got, and tried to trace the author:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Quazzie wrote: »
    tl;dr

    You should have.

    Its worth it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    So wait, we can't own Canadians, right? orrrrrrrr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    In Canada, milk comes in bags

    does here in ireland too, ever heard of polygals?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Manmilk comes from a bag too.

    Never tasted it though.

    Ask dudess though she'll know, apparently she washes her teeth with it


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