CAN I SURVIVE THE NIGHT

JONJO THE MISER · 10-09-2010 2:02am #1

hi guys can ye help a fellow poster out, basically ive been drinking all day i was out of my mind with drink , i cant go to sleep because i feel sick as a dog and know if i go to bed i will more than likely end up chocking on vomit its late but i was hoping some of ye guys might keep me company????

stiffler123 · 10-09-2010 2:05am

drink some water mate and puke up the drink if necessary.

x in the city · 10-09-2010 2:07am

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

hi guys can ye help a fellow poster out, basically ive been drinking all day i was out of my mind with drink , i cant go to sleep because i feel sick as a dog and know if i go to bed i will more than likely end up chocking on vomit its late but i was hoping some of ye guys might keep me company????

not bad typing for someone stoned tbh...!

mikom · 10-09-2010 2:08am

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

hi guys can ye help a fellow poster out, basically ive been drinking all day i was out of my mind with drink , i cant go to sleep because i feel sick as a dog and know if i go to bed i will more than likely end up chocking on vomit its late but i was hoping some of ye guys might keep me company????

Your dole money not keeping you company..... no.

JONJO THE MISER · 10-09-2010 2:08am

yeah i know im sweating like a pig have a headache after guzzling a most of a bottle of pepsi and now im on the oraange juice, i know im ****ed if i go to bed and will end up chocking on vomit:(

cleremy jarkson · 10-09-2010 2:10am

Best thing might be to puke up into the toilet. Two fingers down the back of the throat; this is something to be done only once in a while though as the stomach acid will corrode your teeth to nothing!

Once you've gotten rid of the contents of your stomach, sit up and watch the telly for half an hour with a pint of water, than go to bed with a pint of water and a basin.

cleremy jarkson · 10-09-2010 2:11am

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

yeah i know im sweating like a pig have a headache after guzzling a most of a bottle of pepsi and now im on the oraange juice, i know im ****ed if i go to bed and will end up chocking on vomit:(

Those drinks will dehydrate you, pepsi especially will give you a bad headache when your body is in a state of dehydration.
Water is your only friend here!

Sharpshooter · 10-09-2010 2:11am

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

hi guys can ye help a fellow poster out, basically ive been drinking all day i was out of my mind with drink , i cant go to sleep because i feel sick as a dog and know if i go to bed i will more than likely end up chocking on vomit its late but i was hoping some of ye guys might keep me company????

You don't post like you've been drinking all day.

But:

French Toast lightly salted will have you right as rain.

And when you wake up later drink a can of Diet Coke.:pac:

Followed by lots of water.

JONJO THE MISER · 10-09-2010 2:16am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You don't post like you've been drinking all day.

But:

French Toast lightly salted will have you right as rain.

And when you wake up later drink a can of Diet Coke.:pac:

Followed by lots of water.

cherers guys,ive been in for a few hours now but im well able to handle my drink, but its 2 much for me some times ,ure right i have a pounding headache damm u pepsi damm u to hell, poor auld jonjo is not able to take the drink like he was:(

Standard Toaster · 10-09-2010 2:18am

It's lookin bad....I don't think your gonna make it dude

Riamfada · 10-09-2010 2:22am

Sleep on the toilet with your head in the sink. Thats what I used to do!

Both exits covered

30H!3 · 10-09-2010 2:22am

AFAIK you can only choke on your vomit if you're lying on your back so,

Sleep on your side or on your belly, put a tennis ball or something in your pyjama top back to prevent you rolling onto your back.

jd007 · 10-09-2010 2:23am

Water. Lots of it! Won't do anything for the short term but you'll be right as rain tomorrow.

Revolution9 · 10-09-2010 2:25am

Drink plenty of water.
Try to force yourself to puke into the toilet.
DO NOT sleep on your back.

cleremy jarkson · 10-09-2010 2:26am

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

cherers guys,ive been in for a few hours now but im well able to handle my drink, but its 2 much for me some times ,ure right i have a pounding headache damm u pepsi damm u to hell, poor auld jonjo is not able to take the drink like he was:(

Sleep with a window open too; the cool freh air will curb the uncomfortable sweating and will make you less likely to feel an urge to throw up when you're trying to get to sleep.

Don't eat anything until tomorrow, and when you do decide to eat, make sure it's something light; a slice or two of toast usually does the trick.

Make sure the only fluid you drink between now and an hour or two after you wake up tomorrow is water. It's the only fluid we're meant to consume on a regular basis, so it shouldn't suprise you that the bottle of pepsi you drank did little to quench your thirst!

JONJO THE MISER · 10-09-2010 2:27am

Just had 2 cups of water there dont feel as bad but still worse for ware thanks for all the advice folks, dunno if i gonna get sick or not thats why im not chancing going to bed:(, think im just gonna sleep on the couch on my side for a while.

Sharpshooter · 10-09-2010 2:27am

Grimes wrote: »

Sleep on the toilet with your head in the sink. Thats what I used to do!

Both exits covered

Hugging the toilet is good, a sense of calm enters the room.

Revolution9 · 10-09-2010 2:31am

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Just had 2 cups of water there dont feel as bad but still worse for ware thanks for all the advice folks, dunno if i gonna get sick or not thats why im not chancing going to bed:(, think im just gonna sleep on the couch on my side for a while.

Forcing yourself to get sick would probably be the best option. Bring a basin or bucket to your room or beside the couch you fall asleep on.

jd007 · 10-09-2010 2:36am

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Just had 2 cups of water there dont feel as bad but still worse for ware thanks for all the advice folks, dunno if i gonna get sick or not thats why im not chancing going to bed:(, think im just gonna sleep on the couch on my side for a while.

Force yourself to puke, you'll feel better after it.

aurelius79 · 10-09-2010 2:37am

Rock a'bye baby
on the tree top
When the wind blows
the cradle will rock

When the bough breaks
the cradle will fall
And down will come baby
cradle and all.

Sleep tight pet.

Chaotic_Forces · 10-09-2010 2:38am

JONJO, I dunno if you're still up. If you are get some sort of container (glass/cup), leave the tap over a sink running, keep lashing back water (like about 10 pints a minute) or as much as you can manage, you'll throw up the water and the alcohol, you'll feel miles better.

Piste · 10-09-2010 2:38am

Depending on when you last drank, eating bulky, starchy foods will absorb the drink and you'll absorb it slower. Don't bother if it was a while ago though.

ToniTuddle · 10-09-2010 2:41am

Ahh Jaysus Jonjo!!!

Maybe try eating something that will maybe make you get sick...if you don't wish to put two fingers down your throat.

Definitely keep drinking water, slowly.

brendansmith · 10-09-2010 2:41am

AHHHHH TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANKS, THEYRE GONNA FALL!!!!!
AHHHH IRELANDS END IS NEAR!!!!
AHHHHH IM GOING TO DIE TONIGHT!!!!

Your bahaviour is really embarrassing Jonjo.
Give it a rest. Jesus.

cleremy jarkson · 10-09-2010 2:42am

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

JONJO, I dunno if you're still up. If you are get some sort of container (glass/cup), leave the tap over a sink running, keep lashing back water (like about 10 pints a minute) or as much as you can manage, you'll throw up the water and the alcohol, you'll feel miles better.

Don't try and drink ten pints a minute jonjo, you might genuinely find yourself dying tonight if you do!

Revolution9 · 10-09-2010 2:42am

brendansmith wrote: »

AHHHHH TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANKS, THEYRE GONNA FALL!!!!!
AHHHH IRELANDS END IS NEAR!!!!
AHHHHH IM GOING TO DIE TONIGHT!!!!

Your bahaviour is really embarrassing Jonjo.
Give it a rest. Jesus.

Give the lad a break, he's hammered.

Chaotic_Forces · 10-09-2010 2:45am

cleremy jarkson wrote: »

Don't try and drink ten pints a minute jonjo, you might genuinely find yourself dying tonight if you do!

10 pints of water or as much as possible in a short amount of time till he pukes...:rolleyes:

brendansmith · 10-09-2010 2:47am

Revolution9 wrote: »

Give the lad a break, he's hammered.

No hes fukking not! That initial post is testiment to that. I cant operate my legs after a day drinking not to mention type on a keyboard.

cleremy jarkson · 10-09-2010 2:49am

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

10 pints of water or as much as possible in a short amount of time till he pukes...:rolleyes:

Fingers down the throat is quicker and just as effective
:rolleyes:

Chaotic_Forces · 10-09-2010 2:52am

cleremy jarkson wrote: »

Fingers down the throat is quicker and just as effective
:rolleyes:

Depends on the length of the fingers and gag reflex.

cleremy jarkson · 10-09-2010 2:56am

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Depends on the length of the fingers and gag reflex.

Either way, I wouldn't advise anyone to drink 10 pints or whatever to make themselves throw up, but I get what you're saying!

Did ya throw up yet JONJO?

Chaotic_Forces · 10-09-2010 3:01am

cleremy jarkson wrote: »

Either way, I wouldn't advise anyone to drink 10 pints or whatever to make themselves throw up, but I get what you're saying!

Did ya throw up yet JONJO?

I said "keep lashing back water (like about 10 pints a minute) or as much as you can manage".
I edited it a minute after it was posted but I don';t intend him to drink that much, just enough to get sick.

Actually I am worried about the bollocks (just an expression) myself, is he alright?

ToniTuddle · 10-09-2010 3:07am

He said he was going to try and sleep on the couch on his side so he has probably just gone and done that.

IvySlayer · 10-09-2010 3:07am

Great, let's shave him. :pac:

u140acro3xs7dm · 10-09-2010 3:10am

lie on your belly with your head hanging over the side, preferably with a basin there, that way if u get sick u get sick out of the bed and not back down your throat

RockinRolla · 10-09-2010 3:14am

But people get pissed all the time and never choke on their vomit....

...have you never heard of a bucket beside your bed and a large glass of water before crashing out?!?

YouTalkinToMe · 10-09-2010 3:17am

Water pfft get a few shots in2 ya

then hop on the floor and watch it spin weeeeeeeeee

DOC09UNAM · 10-09-2010 3:27am

It was nice knowing you Jonjo.

It's like Final Destination, you escaped death with the Cooker, and now it's catching up with you.

Super-Rush · 10-09-2010 4:50am

Lightweight.

Moar drink.

magma69 · 10-09-2010 5:37am

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

hi guys can ye help a fellow poster out, basically ive been drinking all day i was out of my mind with drink , i cant go to sleep because i feel sick as a dog and know if i go to bed i will more than likely end up chocking on vomit its late but i was hoping some of ye guys might keep me company????

You are not that drunk if you can log on to boards and write a coherent post.

DOC09UNAM · 10-09-2010 5:52am

magma69 wrote: »

You are not that drunk if you can log on to boards and write a coherent post.

i have got extremely drunk, managed to make a coherent post, and then got sick as fúck, it's not actually that hard to type drunk if you're used to it.

Micky Dolenz · 10-09-2010 6:35am

Let this be a lesson to all the kids out there.

Drinking to excess ain't big and it ain't clever.

Canis Lupus · 10-09-2010 6:39am

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Drinking to excess ain't big and it ain't clever.

Yes it is!

Kasabian · 10-09-2010 6:42am

I hope you were ok OP . Jesus !!!

Fago! · 10-09-2010 6:43am

RIP JONJO

TerryTibbs! · 10-09-2010 7:19am

RIP

storm2811 · 10-09-2010 7:23am

MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!

derfderf · 10-09-2010 7:29am

Keep it down lads, he's asleep.

/writes pedo on jonjos forehead in permanent marker.

jackiebaron · 10-09-2010 9:06am

The body can only absorb 250 ml of water every 30 minutes so if you are drunk and/or dehydrated, guzzling a 2 litre bottle of water is just a waste of time. You're to piss it all out again. Large bottle of cool water by the bed an take a good slug every time the mouth is dry will slowly rehydrate you. I usually have a litre bottle of water with one of those fizzy multivitamin tablets dissolved in it when I'm crocked.

Also...if you need to puke....trust me drink a large glass of lukewarm salt-water. You won't make it to the jacks...you'll empty your belly right there in the kitchen sink.

10-09-2010 9:11am

magma69 wrote: »

You are not that drunk if you can log on to boards and write a coherent post.

It's easy enough if you're used to it, I've done it in the past.
Started to be convinced anyone typing random badly jumbled letters cos "they're drunk" is putting it on

iamthe43 · 10-09-2010 9:18am

mikom wrote: »

Your dole money not keeping you company..... no.

Yea, your nice....

CAN I SURVIVE THE NIGHT

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