Practical Joke

easyeason3

What's the worst practical joke you have done to someone?

I'm looking for a bit of inspiration here.

The only thing I can think of is putting my drunken friends hand in a jug of warm water. It was funny until I realised that it was my couch he had pissed on.

ClutchIt

Pissed on my friends couch

phill106

Get him drunk, and when he is asleep stick a used condom between the cheeks of his arse.
For added lol's, have an enormous man in bed with him when he wakes.

Banned Account

I once ate a bag of kp peanuts without swallowing. The following day I made sure to collect my poo in a freezer bag. I put in in a blender with a dollop of nutella and used a small spatula to sculpt it into a snickers bar shape - then I offered some to my Ma and Da.

Sanjuro

A guy in work did the following-

Guy A, we'll call him... Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo, he sits across from Guy B, we'll call him... Baron Von Finkelsteinburgerford. So Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo has been playing small jokes on Baron Von Finkelsteinburgerford all year long. Putting this special compound he knicked from his grandmother's nursing home that solidifies liquid into Baron Von Finkelsteinburgerford's tea and other things. So Baron Von Finkelsteinburgerford has a box of corn flakes that aren't opened yet. Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo goes to the local pet shop and picks up a box of crickets that they use to feed lizards.

Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo arrives in work one morning, and carefully opens the box of corn flakes. He tips the box of crickets into the box, and gingerly closes and glues back the box flaps. Baron Von Finkelsteinburgerford comes in and for some reason twigs that his corn flakes box has been tampered with. He goes up to Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo and opens the box, aiming the opening at Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo's face. Nothing happens. He then turns the box and looks in, right when about 20 crickets fly out of the box, right into his face. We had a great laugh that morning. Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo got an infraction, but even the managers laughed. Place was infested with bloody crickets for a few days though.

Con1988

butter up the bathroom tile. so funny watching people slipping and sliding around.

check out the video for example.


[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3m5tFxvXDc]

phill106

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I once ate a bag of kp peanuts without swallowing. The following day I made sure to collect my poo in a freezer bag. I put in in a blender with a dollop of nutella and used a small spatula to sculpt it into a snickers bar shape - then I offered some to my Ma and Da.

Shenannigans!

Besides who eats a snickers bar not in a wrapper? And since when did snickers bars have corn in them?

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phill106 wrote: »

Shenannigans!

Besides who eats a snickers bar not in a wrapper? And since when did snickers bars have corn in them?

Rumbled:(

ClutchIt

Sanjuro wrote: »

A guy in work did the following-

Guy A, we'll call him... Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo, he sits across from Guy B, we'll call him... Baron Von Finkelsteinburgerford. So Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo has been playing small jokes on Baron Von Finkelsteinburgerford all year long. Putting this special compound he knicked from his grandmother's nursing home that solidifies liquid into Baron Von Finkelsteinburgerford's tea and other things. So Baron Von Finkelsteinburgerford has a box of corn flakes that aren't opened yet. Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo goes to the local pet shop and picks up a box of crickets that they use to feed lizards.

Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo arrives in work one morning, and carefully opens the box of corn flakes. He tips the box of crickets into the box, and gingerly closes and glues back the box flaps. Baron Von Finkelsteinburgerford comes in and for some reason twigs that his corn flakes box has been tampered with. He goes up to Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo and opens the box, aiming the opening at Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo's face. Nothing happens. He then turns the box and looks in, right when about 20 crickets fly out of the box, right into his face. We had a great laugh that morning. Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo got an infraction, but even the managers laughed. Place was infested with bloody crickets for a few days though.

tl;dr

King Felix

Con1988 wrote: »

butter up the bathroom tile. so funny watching people slipping and sliding around.

check out the video for example.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3m5tFxvXDc]

Funny, but a little dangerous.

ClutchIt

phill106 wrote: »

Shenannigans!

Besides who eats a snickers bar not in a wrapper? And since when did snickers bars have corn in them?

Where does it say they have corn in them?

Banned Account

OP - we need some info on the target of this joke - these things need to be personalised to work properly.

Sanjuro

ClutchIt wrote: »

tl;dr

Good for you! Thanks for sharing your insightful and well-articulated thoughts. Have a cookie!

rutger

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I once ate a bag of kp peanuts without swallowing. The following day I made sure to collect my poo in a freezer bag. I put in in a blender with a dollop of nutella and used a small spatula to sculpt it into a snickers bar shape - then I offered some to my Ma and Da.

How did that work then?

Banned Account

rutger wrote: »

How did that work then?

Not telling you - i'd never trust eating a snickers again!!

easyeason3

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

OP - we need some info on the target of this joke - these things need to be personalised to work properly.

Ok.
He's male, single, lives alone.
I don't know what else to tell you really. But he needs to be brought down a peg or two & realise that he's my bitch & I am the top dog.
I have thought about sending gay porn to his mothers house addressed to him but it reeks of being an amateur.

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easyeason3 wrote: »

Ok.
He's male, single, lives alone.
I don't know what else to tell you really. But he needs to be brought down a peg or two & realise that he's my bitch & I am the top dog.
I have thought about sending gay porn to his mothers house addressed to him but it reeks of being an amateur.

I think you should give him Herpes.

easyeason3

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I think you should give him Herpes.

Nah, that would be like boning my brother & I don't have Herpes.

Brendog

Once a group of friends and I were having an alnight session in this girls house.
She went upstairs to have a shower and while in it I decided to pull a prank that I saw on TV.
I filled her hairdryer with flour so when she went to use it she'd get a face load .

We heard her scream and we ran upstairs. Burst into the room, "GOT YOU!!"...

She was on the ground patting out a fire. Obviously the flour had burnt instead of blowing out.

Sykk

Once at a house party we got a johnny, put a bit of shampoo in it and put it in between some guys arse cheeks as he was passed out. Left his jocks around his ankles..

You would want to hear the screaming and thrashing of him the next morning, the sheer worry/confusion on his face was probably one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed.

At a gaff party, before everyone arrives, use a video camera to record one of your male friends taking a slash in the jacks. Make sure his back is to the camera, and that he’s wearing something really distinctive like a Dublin jersey or something. Even record him washing his hands, checking himself out in the mirror. Burn that to a dvd, leave it in the dvd player then wait until later when the party is in full swing.

Wait for one of the girls to go the jacks, then fill everybody in on the prank, and ask your mate who you earlier recorded to stand outside the bathroom door as if he’s bursting for a piss. Have him brush past her and say something related to taking a piss ("Jaysus, me back teeth are floating")......the point is, make sure she knows who is now in the toilet. When the girl returns to the room, have the dvd of your man playing on the TV and pretend you’ve a hidden camera in the jacks and everybody has just watched her taking a slash/dump.

They usually freak the fcuk out.

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easyeason3 wrote: »

Nah, that would be like boning my brother & I don't have Herpes.

Probably poor form anyway.

Was never much of a prictical joker to be honest - I usually overstep the mark and end up selling someones kid on e-bay.

Cookie_Monster

Sanjuro wrote: »

Have a cookie!

*swipes

Brendog

Sykk wrote: »

Once at a house party we got a johnny, put a bit of shampoo in it and put it in between some guys arse cheeks as he was passed out. Left his jocks around his ankles..

You would want to hear the screaming and thrashing of him the next morning, the sheer worry/confusion on his face was probably one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed.

Did he give "Head and Shoulders"?

bm365

Posted before in a similar thread:

bm365 wrote: »

Me and my 2 housemate done this one last year when the iThief was in Galway:

I dressed in a black hoddie and black track-suit bottoms (made myself look a bit dodgy!). I went out on Shop Street dressed like this with an envelope which was noticable sticking out of my pocket the day the iThief was in Galway City. Anyways when someone would ask if I was the thief I would hand them the envelope and then walk off. The envelope contained a "code" and a mobile number to call (the mobile no. was an old one my housemate had and he was waiting at the apartment for the call. When someone rang he answered pretending to be iRadio and told them to please hold and they would be put through to the show live on air. At this point the phone was left done beside the laptop which was playing James Blunt Your Beautiful while the person was on 'hold'!

We done this to 6 different people all thinking they had won a few grand!! One guy waited on the phone 11 minutes while we played James Blunt over and over!

I posted this a few weeks ago while the thief was "loose" again. A few days after I posted it Fergal D'Arcy was saying on air the areas were becoming flooded with thief impersonators causing alot of people to call in to the station only to be very disappointed....:D

Jaxxy

I once put an open mars bar in my mate's pint when he was outside. It looked like a poo. I only did this because the barman told me the same mate had tea-bagged my Heineken while I was in the toilet.

This is an ongoing prank war and I'm getting lots of great ideas from this thread.

phill106

ClutchIt wrote: »

Where does it say they have corn in them?

From a rodney carrington sketch about a country bar with a mechanical sheep

podgemonster

In college one night me and my 2 housemates put to getogether a midget sized scare crow made outta a wig a broom some old clothes and sunglasses and a creepy halloween mask, called him Mike. Next few mornings Mike gave everyone a scare as he lay in the corner of the room every moning beside the couch.

As the months past Mike became part of the furniture. Til one night me and another housemate decide to scare the second who got up before all the rest of us. We practised one night, wearing the mask and the clothes, the hardest thing was keeping the breathing down.

Next morning Sam (the victim) woke but found my accomplice Gavin making tea. Gav asked Sam to turn on the TV, as he reached for the remote on the couch, Mike slowly moved towards him and growled! Sam screams like a girl and runs backwards screaming until he hits the dinner table. Looking at Gavin who is píssing himself he realises what going on but instead of laughing storms off to lie on his bed for a few minutes.

orourkeda

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I once ate a bag of kp peanuts without swallowing. The following day I made sure to collect my poo in a freezer bag. I put in in a blender with a dollop of nutella and used a small spatula to sculpt it into a snickers bar shape - then I offered some to my Ma and Da.

Is it really necessary to regurgitate ones own sh*t to aid a practical joke

Kasabian

orourkeda wrote: »

Is it really necessary to regurgitate ones own sh*t to aid a practical joke

Sanjuro

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

*swipes

Get out of here, you!

El Guapo!

Step 1; Get into his car.

Step 2; Turn on the heater fans full blast.

Step 3; Aim the vents at your face.

Step 4; Switch off engine.

Step 5; Pour lots and lots of talcum powder down the vents. (be sure to clean up the evidence)

Step 5; Wait for him to get into his car and when he turns on the ignition...WHAM...talcum powder in the face.

Guaranteed lulz



Failing this you can just shít in his bed. its up to you.

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Hasmunch

Go to the persons fridge and hopefully they will have a medium/large tub of butter.

Put it in the micro wave and melt the butter untill its a liquid.

Pour out the butter into a jug but keep it warm and liquid.

GEt someone to take a dump into the butter tub.

Pour the liquid butter back into the tub covering the freshly taken dump.

Put back into fridge to solidify.

(Make sure noone will be using the fridge for a hour or two to give iot a chance to set.)


Then wait for the brown butter to start to appear in the tub as your friend uses up the tub of butter..

vangoz

· Remove all toilet roll, towels etc..........Check
· Unhook flush/ball/level...............................Check
· Unscrew light bulb......................................Check
· Spike friend with plenty of super lax..............Double Check

It was at a party I had, everyone was in on it days before. Me mate claimed he found a little bit of bog roll and thats what he used, and still to this day he says this....... total bull. I guarantee he had to chisel hardened mud brick off his crack the following morning.

Bogger77

Brendog wrote: »

Once a group of friends and I were having an alnight session in this girls house.
She went upstairs to have a shower and while in it I decided to pull a prank that I saw on TV.
I filled her hairdryer with flour so when she went to use it she'd get a face load .

We heard her scream and we ran upstairs. Burst into the room, "GOT YOU!!"...

She was on the ground patting out a fire. Obviously the flour had burnt instead of blowing out.

shoulda used talc power, it's not flammable

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Piss into their mouthwash........................simples!

loobylou

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I once ate a bag of kp peanuts without swallowing. The following day I made sure to collect my poo in a freezer bag. I put in in a blender with a dollop of nutella and used a small spatula to sculpt it into a snickers bar shape - then I offered some to my Ma and Da.

How do you eat without swallowing?

easyeason3

loobylou wrote: »

How do you eat without swallowing?

I imagine it's like taking painkillers, swallow with a sup of water.

Frogdog

P1ss into their steam iron - nothing like waking up and rushing to iron a shirt for work Monday morning, only to find a whiff coming off it half an hour later!

Sh1t into the cistern of the toilet. Little bits for weeks after flush into the toilet.

Degag

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I once ate a bag of kp peanuts without swallowing. The following day I made sure to collect my poo in a freezer bag. I put in in a blender with a dollop of nutella and used a small spatula to sculpt it into a snickers bar shape - then I offered some to my Ma and Da.

Why swallow them whole if you were blending it all up afterwards?

Interceptor

You people are gross.

'cptr

Devil08

Putting ads in papers with your mates number in them is always funny. Especially in the personals sections. I once put an ad in the buy and sell saying my mate was selling pigs and chickens. Farmers calling him all day. Que him screaming down the phone when he had enough of it, F&ck off, I dont have any P0xy pigs or chickens , you c&nt!!!

I also hid an open can of tuna in my mates matress..cut a hole and put it in...It was there for weeks and stunk very very bad!!!

BigBenRoeth

Shít in the kettle and turn it on.

orourkeda

Kasabian wrote: »

Perhaps regurgitate was the wrong word.

What I really meant was, Is it necessary to take your own faecal matter from the loo, masquerade it as food and try to feed it to your own parents as a means of raising a laugh

sallystar

My friends husband returned home from his stag minus one eyebrow. Not a good look for someone with jet black hair. On their wedding day, the best man was given a black eye-pencil and was instructed by my friend to apply as needed!

orourkeda

BigBenRoeth wrote: »

Shít in the kettle and turn it on.

Again, is holding a kettle up to your arse while dropping a dump really all that funny. Its not exactly original is it?

It's even worse if you would actually consider sticking around to watch someone looking at your sh*t in a kettle.

BigBenRoeth

orourkeda wrote: »

Again, is holding a kettle up to your arse while dropping a dump really all that funny. Its not exactly original is it?

It's even worse if you would actually consider sticking around to watch someone looking at your sh*t in a kettle.

You seem to miss the second half of the sentance which reads turn it on.

You then leave,come back later and engage in lulz as you see the victim bemoan the smell of shít coming off the curtains.

Royal Irish

I guy I used to work with got done lovely. He just bought a house in a nice enough area over in the UK. His older brother called round one morning and hung aload of S+M gear on his washing line. I was told there was a gimp suit and a whip among other leather and PVC stuff. His garden could easliy be seen by many of his new neighbours. The stuff spent the whole day on view as he met his brother for pints after work.

mayisuggest

I hid in my mates wardrobe. Long story short, she came in to the room, I jumped out screaming. It wasnt pretty, she had a panic attack and started throwing up.... I tried to comfort her but the poor girl had a total meltdown and wouldn't let me touch her.... :eek:

look on her face was brilliant though... :cool:

Funkfield

Sanjuro wrote: »

Guy A, we'll call him... Joey Jo Jo Jnr Shabadoo, he sits across from Guy B, we'll call him... Baron Von Finkelsteinburgerford.

Thats the worst name I ever heard.

Devil08

mayisuggest wrote: »

I hid in my mates wardrobe. Long story short, she came in to the room, I jumped out screaming. It wasnt pretty, she had a panic attack and started throwing up.... I tried to comfort her but the poor girl had a total meltdown and wouldn't let me touch her.... :eek:

look on her face was brilliant though... :cool:

Thats why you should never play a practical joke on a woman. THey will either have a stroke, a panic attack, or claim you raped them.