Beware...

James T Kirk

If you post here, you will die on the 22nd of June next year (around teatime). I am deadly serious.

James T Kirk

Actually, it could be August.

Deki

Ah, but if I had a date for my leaving I could really enjoy the now- knowing that after june or august I'd have nothing to worry about. Ah well now I must get dressed and go enjoy my life.

Cicero

James T Kirk wrote: »

Actually, it could be August.

I don't suppose you could be a little more certain could you?....it's just that I was planning a holiday round then and I don't want to lose my deposit and stuff..

sNarah

{Fastforward to june 2011}

Dear Matt,

I saw your email (in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid Inheritance funds that was originated from Europe, Asia Plus Middle east,Americans) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund amounting 10m Pounds Sterling. Your email appeared among the Inheritance funds/contract funds has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund.However, we received an email from SOMEONE who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident Few weeks Ago. He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him including his International passport, we want to hear from you before we can effect the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Once again, I apologize to you for failure to pay your funds on time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue payment.Your fund will be paid through African Union (AU) Clearing hous e, Accra Ghana.More details will
kindly Reconfirm Your Informations Below:
FULL NAME:
COUNTRY:
COMPANIES NAME:
AGE:
SEX:
DIRECT TELEPHONE:
CONTACT ADDRESS:
OCCUPATION:

Respectfully Yours
IBE GODWIN

Star Lord

*NOTE TO SELF*

Do not post in this thread.

RolandIRL

Things To Do Today:

Post in this thread [X] Done

sNarah

whiteman19 wrote: »

Things To Do Today:

Post in this thread [X] Done

O Arrange funeral details
O Meet with sollicitor to go over will
O Add sNarah to will
O Clean up house to collect all valuables to give to sNarah
O Write a loving goodbye note to sNarah

Star Lord

Not much point in that, as you'll be dead now too.
Only I shall be left to scoop up all the inheritance money and laugh and live like a lord and...

Oh...

Bugger.

sNarah

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Not much point in that, as you'll be dead now too.
Only I shall be left to scoop up all the inheritance money and laugh and live like a lord and...

Oh...

Bugger.

My VIP status makes me untouchable and therefore immortal! Ha!

*grins*

Deki

Hmmm VIPs get to live forever? I don't want to live forever really. I look forward to being a ghost. There are lots of places I want to haunt and even more people I want to scare the heck out of. And all the other ghosts of people to meet- Fun times :D

Star Lord

But... there can only be one.

And we all know at the end of the day, it'll be Sarky standing over the smouldering remains of what we call the human race. And he shall be laughing. Laughing! LAUGHING!

RolandIRL

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

But... there can only be one.

And we all know at the end of the day, it'll be Sarky standing over the smouldering remains of what we call the human race. And he shall be laughing. Laughing! LAUGHING!

i don't think so. tar will bat his/her eyelashes and Sarky will fall. just after he/she is impregnated by sarky to repopulate the world in the image of tar

Star Lord

Baby Sark.Tar will rule with an iron fist, and a titanium groin.

RolandIRL

and adamantium tits

Star Lord

With extendible razor sharp nipples.

sNarah

What most people will never realize though is that baby Sark.Tar has one tiny miniscule soft spot in that dark dark heart is has behind that iron armour. One creature has been destined to fulfill that need, be cared for by Baby Sark.Tar, a mission for life and eternity.

Deki

Will baby sark-tar have tentacles? Will the waves lull him into dreams of destruction? Will he eat the souls of men to appease his appetites and what will he do with the wealth left to him? (when I'm a ghost I'm going to sneak in and pinch him in his sleep- I'm gonna enjoy being dead:))

Sarky

I will exorcise the sh*t out of your ghost.

Deki

I am pinching baby sark-tar you have already fallen.Ha! maybe He will like me. You posted here so I guess you die too.

Sarky

Everybody dies. The important thing is how many innocent bystanders you take with you.

joes girls

BOO!!!

Sarky

It was nice while it lasted, I suppose.

joes girls

What was, tell me! Tell me now!!!

Deki

Sarky wrote: »

Everybody dies. The important thing is how many innocent bystanders you take with you.

I did not fall... I jumped

joes girls

I wants to know, like anytime soon would do!!!

Deki

know what?

Sarky

I should probably have an early teatime on June 22nd next year. Give me more time for the whole "nail-bombing orphanages and trade unions" thing.

Deki

Sarky wrote: »

I should probably have an early teatime on June 22nd next year. Give me more time for the whole "nail-bombing orphanages and trade unions" thing.

Well he did say it might be extended to August. I am going to start in right after Christmas I think. Deny myself nothing - walk all over everyone to get what I want-not care who it hurts, Bwah Ha Ha - this will be fun.;):D

joes girls

Ah here it was Kirky talkin, his timing has always been crap, if he says June/August, really it's more likely to be March 2015, i think it could be 11.57am.

Deki

All the more reason to start the rampage just after Christmas:D Then I'm coming back as a ghost to haunt some folks. I like the sound of this better all the time

joes girls

me thinks you would look a little like this...............

Deki

Add some chains for me to rattle and i what some scent of roses to spray in dead of winter. maybe a big feather to give a few shudders. that's me
looks like someone took a bite of me though.:p

Star Lord

You looked like marshmallow to me. I make no apologies.
I'll wire up explosives to a heart rate monitor, so when I go, it'll look like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkUaV9GZDuk

James T Kirk

Cicero wrote:

I don't suppose you could be a little more certain could you?....it's just that I was planning a holiday round then and I don't want to lose my deposit and stuff..

No you'll be fine, Cic. The travel agency will probably go bust before then.

DamoElDiablo wrote:

*NOTE TO SELF*

Do not post in this thread.

Oh you've gone and done it now... Irony won't save ya!
















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