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'Man flu'

  • 03-09-2010 5:14am
    #1
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭


    Where's the God damned 'Man flu' thread?.. I need the support of my bro's.

    Stupid search function can't find 'flu'.

    Anyone else afflicted with this near fatal condition?.


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  • #2
    Thuck_Fat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭Thuck_Fat


    Clearly you did not actually use the search function. 4 threads I found by typing 'man flu'...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=65085452

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=58781408

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055451745

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055797624

    I wouldn't suggest posting on any of them however, as bumping old threads is frowned upon.


  • #3
    racso1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    Thuck_Fat wrote: »
    Clearly you did not actually use the search function. 4 threads I found by typing 'man flu'...

    http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=65085452

    http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=58781408

    http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055451745

    http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055797624

    I wouldn't suggest posting on any of them however, as bumping old threads is frowned upon.

    eh hello! Drop the sarky attitude he just said he'd man flu! The effort to have started a thread could set him back months!


  • #4
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I'm a man and i've never had this "man flu" Shananigans and to be honest this whole man flu thing stinks of ******ory. I'd have no sympathy for this type of malarky and it shouldnt be incouraged.


  • #5
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Thuck_Fat wrote: »
    Clearly you did not actually use the search function. 4 threads I found by typing 'man flu'...


    I wouldn't suggest posting on any of them however, as bumping old threads is frowned upon.

    Thanks for the lession on using the search function, next lession - manners101, with me :cool:


  • #6
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    racso1975 wrote: »
    eh hello! Drop the sarky attitude he just said he'd man flu! The effort to have started a thread could set him back months!

    Clearly a brother in arm's, thanks for watching my back :P

    Have you been similarly afflicted?.


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  • #7
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Addilynn Many Minicam wrote: »
    Clearly a brother in arm's, thanks for watching my back :P

    Have you been similarly afflicted?.



    tell us your troubles this is a safe place like a birds nest you can say anything here and it wont get out


  • #8
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    tell us your troubles this is a safe place like a birds nest you can say anything here and it wont get out

    I see you bumped your thread, thank you - I can feel the love & support already.

    Maybe a Mod can delete or merge this one?. (please).


  • #9
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Addilynn Many Minicam wrote: »
    I see you bumped your thread, thank you - I can feel the love & support already.

    Maybe a Mod can delete or merge this one?. (please).


    I felt it nesscerry as fellow manfluE its important to have strong network were the pesky axe wound weilders can be over rulled with intelgent and weld founded arguments.

    I will have to be gone soon due to the fact that I'm going to a festival but Im sure theres some one here who can burn the tourches of manflu awareness and project. the kinda understanding needed to get the afliction accross and make it more well known...

    I hope my speach has given you a strong morals and remember that women..

    And remeber that women they may take our nice cars and our money and our independence from our mothers and set us appon a track that must be walked on but they can never take manflu :)


  • #10
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,397 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    I died from it last Friday, was resurrected on Sunday.

    Was good fun.


  • #11
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Man flu my arse. You've a poxy head cold. Suck it up ya pussy!


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  • #12
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Kiera wrote: »
    Man flu my arse. You've a poxy head cold. Suck it up ya pussy!

    Oh my sweet Jesus , you haven't a clue. I have only ever wished I was a woman ;) once , it was when I had man flu.

    Hang in there Maki . if you die come back and tell us what hell is like.


  • #13
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Addilynn Many Minicam wrote: »
    Clearly a brother in arm's, thanks for watching my back :P

    Have you been similarly afflicted?.


    Don't walk into the light!


  • #14
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Women don't understand. They think their cramps each month are bad, well man flu is that x 1000000.

    Manflu, sent from the gods to test the strongest.


  • #15
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Don't walk into the light!

    But the angels are singing such beautiful songs.


  • #16
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Addilynn Many Minicam wrote: »
    But the angels are singing such beautiful songs.

    Quick someone call Addilynn Many Minicam an ambo...he's starting to hear Justin Beiber!


  • #17
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Man Flu...pfft. :rolleyes:

    Man up flu, more like.


  • #18
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Kasabian wrote: »
    Oh my sweet Jesus , you haven't a clue. I have only ever wished I was a woman ;) once , it was when I had man flu.

    Hang in there Maki . if you die come back and tell us what hell is like.

    Yeah a runny nose is really the end of the world :rolleyes:


  • #19
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    But the angels are singing such beautiful songs.

    TheZohan wrote: »
    Quick someone call Makikomi an ambo...he's starting to hear Justin Beiber!

    He might have the man flu, but he's hardly that delirious


  • #20
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    WindSock wrote: »
    Man Flu...pfft. :rolleyes:

    Man up flu, more like.

    You just don't understand...


  • #21
    Saruman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    Quick, someone get him some Man Sized tissues before he falls over.


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  • #22
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Hasmunch wrote: »



    He might have the man flu, but he's hardly that delirious

    All depends...he might be at "Stage 2"...poor fella....


  • #23
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    You just don't understand...


    Oh I understand it alright. Who doesn't want to stay in bed / on the couch all day and be pampered with sympathy and have someone falling over themselves to the demands of their loved one supposedly suffering? Do you really think our cramps are that bad each month? ;)
    actually sometimes they are :(


  • #24
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    TheZohan wrote: »
    All depends...he might be at "Stage 2"...poor fella....


    STAGE 2..... somebody call Amber Lamps


  • #25
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    WindSock wrote: »
    Oh I understand it alright. Who doesn't want to stay in bed / on the couch all day and be pampered with sympathy and have someone falling over themselves to the demands of their loved one supposedly suffering? Do you really think our cramps are that bad each month? ;)
    actually sometimes they are :(

    ye can bleed for days and not die, that is evil personified :pac:.

    But it will never compare to man flu , never !!!


  • #26
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Kasabian wrote: »
    ye can bleed for days and not die, that is evil personified :pac:.

    But it will never compare to man flu , never !!!

    Is a head cold man flu worse than child birth?


  • #27
    zefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 884 ✭✭✭zefer


    I've just recovered from a stage 3 man flu, took 5 full days and I'm still not better. Wimmins just don't understand.. :(


  • #28
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Kiera wrote: »
    Is a head cold man flu worse than child birth?

    Head cold.. No.
    Man Flu.. Yes.






    Runs away as fast as possible.....


  • #29
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Kasabian wrote: »
    ye can bleed for days and not die, that is evil personified :pac:.

    But it will never compare to man flu , never !!!

    No, it is a purging of monthly toxins which makes us cleaner. How you can not do that and survive, makes you more evil than us ;)


  • #30
    evil_seed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,453 ✭✭✭evil_seed


    Had man flu once. Had to get a whole body transplant :cool:


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  • #31
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    zefer wrote: »
    I've just recovered from a stage 3 man flu, took 5 full days and I'm still not better. Wimmins just don't understand.. :(

    Shock, horror - there's a "stage 3"?.

    Pray tell brother?.


  • #32
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Kiera wrote: »
    Is a head cold man flu worse than child birth?

    No idea I have been blessed with balls :pac: :rolleyes:

    I can only go with my life experience and child birth looks a piece of piss compared to man flu. :P


  • #33
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    WindSock wrote: »
    No, it is a purging of monthly toxins which makes us cleaner. How you can not do that and survive, makes you more evil than us ;)

    Because we are clean to begin with. :P

    Man flu is a woman's virus to try and bring us down


  • #34
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Kasabian wrote: »
    Man flu is a woman's virus to try and bring us down


    From man flu wiki page
    Man flu is a disease which affects men and is caused by the Manfluvia virus. It was first observed in Uruguay in laboratories in the late 1800s. It was introduced by women into Australia in 1950 in an attempt to control the male population. It was also introduced by women in the UK to try to reduce the male population after World War II. Since then the spead of man flu has become international effecting millions of men each year.


  • #35
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Kasabian wrote: »
    No idea I have been blessed with balls :pac: :rolleyes:

    I can only go with my life experience and child birth looks a piece of piss compared to man flu. :P

    You fell right into my trap :D


  • #36
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Kasabian wrote: »
    Because we are clean to begin with. :P

    Yeah right. That's why yous get the flu so often, you need to detoxify your sins :pac:
    Man flu is a woman's virus to try and bring us down

    It's payback for not making us pregnant enough :cool:


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  • #37
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    WindSock wrote: »
    Yeah right. That's why yous get the flu so often, you need to detoxify your sins :pac:



    It's payback for not making us pregnant enough :cool:

    We need to talk ;) :rolleyes:


  • #38
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Kiera wrote: »
    You fell right into my trap :D

    I wanted to be caught. :P


  • #39
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Women don't understand. They think their cramps each month are bad, well man flu is that x 1000000.

    LIES. :mad::mad::mad:


  • #40
    Rocky_Dennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ


  • #41
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Kasabian wrote: »
    We need to talk ;) :rolleyes:

    Oh we do. Do you remember that party a few months ago...


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  • #42
    cc87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭cc87


    Kiera wrote: »
    Is a head cold man flu worse than child birth?

    After having man flu once, you never want it again.

    Women and child birth however..........


  • #43
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Kiera wrote: »
    Is a head cold man flu worse than child birth?

    Child birth is a piece of piss. No better or worse than having a big dump.


  • #44
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Aw i think i'm after catching it from reading this thread. :(

    Oh no wait, i'm a woman. It's the sniffles. Now to get on with my day without moaning about it every two seconds to anyone who'd listen..


  • #45
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Aw i think i'm after catching it from reading this thread. :(

    Oh no wait, i'm a woman. It's the sniffles. Now to get on with my day without moaning about it every two seconds to anyone who'd listen..


    Being a woman, you'll probably just moan about everything else instead. ;)


  • #46
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Hasmunch wrote: »
    From man flu wiki page
    Man flu is a disease which affects men and is caused by the Manfluvia virus. It was first observed in Uruguay in laboratories in the late 1800s. It was introduced by women into Australia in 1950 in an attempt to control the male population. It was also introduced by women in the UK to try to reduce the male population after World War II. Since then the spead of man flu has become international effecting millions of men each year.


    She flies, he die's.


  • #47
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,397 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Addilynn Many Minicam wrote: »
    She flies, he die's.

    She flew?


  • #48
    Minstrel27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    Man flu was scientifically proven


  • #49
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Being a woman, you'll probably just moan about everything else instead. ;)

    Oi-i only moan when it's important! :D


  • #50
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    WindSock wrote: »
    Oh we do. Do you remember that party a few months ago...


    *Reflex answer

    No


  • #51
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I was dying with it before and my heartless wife wouldn't carry the telly upstairs for me. :(


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