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Posting while drunk...

  • 30-08-2010 12:34am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭


    Good thing, or bad thing?

    Especially when your on AH on Boards.

    What I mean is, do you like posting more when your sober, or when you have a few jars on ya?

    Apparently, everyone is much funnier when their full of the sauce!
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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    obviously pissed :D;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    People who aren't funny to begin with are even less funny when they are drunk.

    Edit: Case in point the dude below this post.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    I like to post whilst wearing my dead girlfriends dresses and holding my left meatball most tightly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭dan719


    I stopped posting whilst drunk when I realised that I inevitably would get a ban (usually from rugby). Admittedly my post per day have dropped dramatically since too!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    People who aren't funny to begin with are even less funny when they are drunk.

    Edit: Case in point the dude below this post.

    you missed his earlier post


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    People who aren't funny to begin with are even less funny when they are drunk.

    Edit: Case in point the dude below this post.

    I would like to inform you good sir that I am completely sober. You should see what I write when I am drunk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    you missed his earlier post

    What the feck would you know you're only from Sligo


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    "lol im so dnruk rite nwo" - but yet you managed to type in your password correctly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    What the feck would you know you're only from Sligo


    LOL and not from Gotham or Wankerdom ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    LOL and not from Gotham or Wankerdom ;)

    Well you can just fúck right off and suck my fanny farts can't you.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Well you can just fúck right off and suck my fanny farts can't you.

    no thanks friend - bring that to the brothel with that huge cock you were telling us about earlier LOL

    help a brother out ... LOL

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056015847


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    no thanks friend - bring that to the brothel with that huge cock you were telling us about earlier LOL

    No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I stopped posting when I was drinking a good while back. Though at the time I was drinking quite a lot! It didn't do me, or Boards any favours - half the stuff I posted was nonsense & the Mods must've been sick of handing out bans & infractions.

    Since then, however, I get a lot more postive feedback from other posters - noticable by the number of thanks I recieve (it used to be very little), the number of friend's requests I've recieved (which used to be zero) and the invitations to 3 of the private forums.

    Also got 4 POTDs, including 2 in 2 days. OK, it doesn't mean a lot - some would call it thanks whoring - but to me, it's just nice to know that your contributions to the forums are appreciated.

    After all, you get back what you put in & there seem to be a lot of genuine, sound people who are regular posters, who make it worthwhile - that and all the silly, humorous & entertaining stuff that goes with it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    No.

    go on go on go on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    go on go on go on

    I'll go on and slap you square in your Sligo forehead with my huge riddle solving penis. And don't pretend like you wouldn't love it I know what you get up to..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    I'll go on and slap you square in your Sligo forehead with my huge riddle solving penis. And don't pretend like you wouldn't love it I know what you get up to..

    Ah ha classic needle dick LOL

    btw idtl


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    I'll go on and slap you square in your Sligo forehead with my huge riddle solving penis. And don't pretend like you wouldn't love it I know what you get up to..

    This guy is cringe city, I'm going to bed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    Ah ha classic needle dick LOL

    btw idtl

    My penis is in the shape of a question mark and solves riddles.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    This guy is cringe city, I'm going to bed.

    ROALMFAO

    :D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    This guy is cringe city, I'm going to bed.

    Thank you kind sir may I have another?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    This guy is cringe city, I'm going to bed.

    Im surprised he's up this late. The schools are back open tomorrow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Im surprised he's up this late. The schools are back open tomorrow.

    I'm not in till Wednesday


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    My penis is in the shape of a question mark and solves riddles.

    why not stick it up your a$$ and ask why should a w_anker would post on your sort of rubbish on here late at night?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    why not stick it up your a$$ and ask why should a w_anker would post on your sort of rubbish on here late at night?

    Yes I am strange. But you sir are talking to complete strangers on an online forum at 2 o clock in the morning. I don't think I am the only strange one here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    This is going to end in tears.

    *sits back, opens popcorn, rests feet on table & waits for it*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Yes I am strange. But you sir are talking to complete strangers on an online forum at 2 o clock in the morning. I don't think I am the only strange one here.


    Just in from work - had a mad night dealing with sad w_ankers, much like yourself


    This is going to end in tears.

    *sits back, opens popcorn, rests feet on table & waits for it*

    :D

    sitting down to a cuppa myself now and a bun


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    I stopped posting when I was drinking a good while back. Though at the time I was drinking quite a lot! It didn't do me, or Boards any favours - half the stuff I posted was nonsense & the Mods must've been sick of handing out bans & infractions.

    Since then, however, I get a lot more postive feedback from other posters - noticable by the number of thanks I recieve (it used to be very little), the number of friend's requests I've recieved (which used to be zero) and the invitations to 3 of the private forums.

    Also got 4 POTDs, including 2 in 2 days. OK, it doesn't mean a lot - some would call it thanks whoring - but to me, it's just nice to know that your contributions to the forums are appreciated.

    After all, you get back what you put in & there seem to be a lot of genuine, sound people who are regular posters, who make it worthwhile - that and all the silly, humorous & entertaining stuff that goes with it.

    serious post is serious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    sligopark wrote: »
    Just in from work - had a mad night dealing with sad w_ankers, much like yourself





    :D

    sitting down to a cuppa myself now and a bun

    how can you be just in from work if you were commenting on his big penis thread at half 12?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »


    :D

    sitting down to a cuppa myself now and a bun

    A cuppa and a bun? Wow I really envy you. Your life is so exciting. I am so jealous. You must live life to the extreme every single day. You were crazy enough to have the world's most exciting drink coupled with the most amazing, non boring, tasteful and interesting cake known to man. The world really needs more people like you to make our lives more fun. I bet you are so fun at parties. Well sir I hope you enjoy your amazing cuppa and bun.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    how can you be just in from work if you were commenting on his big penis thread at half 12?

    Now there is a riddle even I can't solve


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    A cuppa and a bun? Wow I really envy you. Your life is so exciting. I am so jealous. You must live life to the extreme every single day. You were crazy enough to have the world's most exciting drink coupled with the most amazing, non boring, tasteful and interesting cake known to man. The world really needs more people like you to make our lives more fun. I bet you are so fun at parties. Well sir I hope you enjoy your amazing cuppa and bun.

    Ok, I could accept the rest, but do NOT insult the humble cup of tea and a bun. Without simple pleasures like that, life wouldn't be worth living dammit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    A cuppa and a bun? Wow I really envy you. Your life is so exciting. I am so jealous.

    but then again I ain't posting on some forum for a chick :D


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    The world really needs more people like you to make our lives more fun.

    :D ROLMAO - you are giving me the best laughs all day big schlong :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    how can you be just in from work if you were commenting on his big penis thread at half 12?

    shift till ten


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Ok, I could accept the rest, but do NOT insult the humble cup of tea and a bun. Without simple pleasures like that, life wouldn't be worth living dammit.

    I whole-heartily apologize good sir I mean you no harm. I hope you receive many liquid and food induced orgasms from your tea and buns


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Now there is a riddle even I can't solve
    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    how can you be just in from work if you were commenting on his big penis thread at half 12?


    perhaps you need to send that big riddle solving schlong up where the sun doeasn't shine to solve this mystery past my shift work :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    I whole-heartily apologize good sir I mean you no harm. I hope you receive many liquid and food induced orgasms from your tea and buns

    Thank you sir, I appreciate your sincerity and solid haircut.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    shift till ten

    But 4 hours isn't just in from work? Are you a liar sligopark? Do you have trust issues? Did your father beat you when you were a child?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    sligopark wrote: »
    shift till ten

    but you only stopped posting at 21.19?

    A)What shift only lasts 41 minutes?
    B)Who the fúck considers four hours ago, "just in", are you mentally slow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Thank you sir, I appreciate your sincerity and solid haircut.

    You are welcome. Nice to see some manners, very rare these days it seems. A haircut most solid yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    :D
    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    but you only stopped posting at 21.19?

    A)What shift only lasts 41 minutes?
    B)Who the fúck considers four hours ago, "just in", are you mentally slow?


    not so much mentally slow and much more snuck off early :D have a mentally unchallenging job at the moment much like that suited to big schlong riddler riddler


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    but you only stopped posting at 21.19?

    A)What shift only lasts 41 minutes?
    B)Who the fúck considers four hours ago, "just in", are you mentally slow?

    You sir are a criminal mastermind. I applaud your determination to expose this man for the liar that he is. Excellent work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Somebody take that shovel off sligopark quick!:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    sligopark wrote: »
    :D


    not so much mentally slow and much more snuck off early :D have a mentally unchallenging job at the moment much like that suited to big schlong riddler riddler

    a mentally unchallenging job where you said you said you were dealing with people like riddler?
    hmmm hmmm hmmm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    I applaud your determination to expose this man for the liar that he is. Excellent work.
    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Well hello there. I am a very attractive, very horny young man. I have a solid haircut and a massive schlong. I am looking for young girls or cougars who want no strings attached amazing sex. Where would I find such people? All PM's welcome.

    AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    Dunny! wrote: »
    Somebody take that shovel off sligopark quick!:pac:


    ah gaysus I wish I worked with a shovel then I would be physically challenged


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA :D

    Yes I can give great sex to many women but that is beside the point. I would like to know who your employers are and why one of their workers is getting off earlier and working 41 minute shifts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    ah gaysus I wish I worked with a shovel then I would be physically challenged

    I will pay you 10 riddler trophies a day to help me plant riddles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Yes I can give great sex to many women but that is beside the point.

    and this is why you posted begging for ladies (and/or lady boys)

    TheRiddler wrote: »
    I would like to know who your employers are and why one of their workers is getting off earlier and working 41 minute shifts

    classic - now I am shaking in my boots big cock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    i must be bored


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »


    classic - now I am shaking in my boots big cock

    Your boot has a big cock? This sounds mighty intriguing


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