Its official, im old

AckwelFoley

I have not gone to a night club in probably a year, i seem to be disinterested in them now seems a load of **** to me...

anyhow, i was going into Karma last night in athlone, and if anyone knows athlone there is a protestant church entrance directly across the road from the door of the club.. As i walked toward the entrance there was a young woman in a pink dress on her back on top of the steps and a young man (both about 19 - 20) on his side beside her, and he was tearing the fanny out of her in clear view of the door of the club. The security seemed rather entertained.. I oddly enough wasnt.. i looked at my testicles and said to my sperm, if one of ye ever turn out to be my daughter im going to chain you to my ankle on saturdays and we can both enjoy match of the day.

Seriously.. ive done some pretty stupid and some pretty insane things...but a little decorum was still kept

UrbanSea

Was she good looking

Gummy Panda

We really need to get 1 hour love hotels in Ireland.

kfallon

Old codger!!!

I noticed you stayed long enough to have a good 'goosey'

WindSock

That's not being old, it's just an irk at lack of common decency. Not many people would appreciate seeing that in their local. Some might though, but age may have nothing to do with it.

AckwelFoley

greetings wrote: »

Was she good looking

i only got the gynecological view

Danbo!

That's not being old, to be honest it sounds pretty horrific.

Any pics?

AckwelFoley

kfallon wrote: »

Old codger!!!

I noticed you stayed long enough to have a good 'goosey'

I had to tie my shoe laces.

RHunce

WindSock wrote: »

That's not being old, it's just an irk at lack of common decency. Not many people would appreciate seeing that in their local. Some might though, but age may have nothing to do with it.

naaahhh, he's just old as fook

kfallon

snyper wrote: »

I had to tie my shoe laces.

Bending over to hide the boner in your kaks from the bouncers???

iPlop

snyper wrote: »

I have not gone to a night club in probably a year, i seem to be disinterested in them now seems a load of **** to me...

anyhow, i was going into Karma last night in athlone, and if anyone knows athlone there is a protestant church entrance directly across the road from the door of the club.. As i walked toward the entrance there was a young woman in a pink dress on her back on top of the steps and a young man (both about 19 - 20) on his side beside her, and he was tearing the fanny out of her in clear view of the door of the club. The security seemed rather entertained.. I oddly enough wasnt.. i looked at my testicles and said to my sperm, if one of ye ever turn out to be my daughter im going to chain you to my ankle on saturdays and we can both enjoy match of the day.

Seriously.. ive done some pretty stupid and some pretty insane things...but a little decorum was still kept

I know what you mean.I was in the church/resturant/club off Jervis street last night and it was the same thing! Some dude about 20 or so ,raking the box off some bird at the front door! I have to agree!!!GET A ROOM YIS GYPOS:eek:

ejmaztec

Those church-gate collections are always getting out of hand.

OutlawPete

My **** bank is full of such sights.

I'm always coming across (oh matron) people up to naughty shenanigans.

Yes, I'm a peeping tom.

Great fodder for the old **** bank.

kfallon

OutlawPete wrote: »

My **** bank is full of such sights.

I'm always coming across (oh matron) people up to naughty shenanigans.

Yes, I'm a peeping tom.

Great fodder for the old **** bank.

Nothing like seeing a bit of filth to put some money in the **** bank alright!

stovelid

I saw a girl masturbating a guy inside a (well-lit) nightclub before and in full view of loads of people. She didn't seem compos mentis, but he seemed simultaneously mortified and turned-on. Like he knew how bad it was but couldn't help himself.

theg81der

Wow lovely imagery in this thread excuse me while I get sick . Whats with the tearin and rakin isn`t there a nicer way to put it.

eimearcmh

None of this really shocks me. It says a lot about our society really. Like could they not have gone to they back of the church? They'd have a bit more privacy to start with but maybe they were just to bladdered! The joys of alcohol!

UrbanSea

snyper wrote: »

i only got the gynecological view

The best one so.
Their faces can be such a let down after such a promising trip south of the border :pac:

eimearcmh

ejmaztec wrote: »

Those church-gate collections are always getting out of hand.

I just noticed that comment. Its brillant. Ingenious even:D

Agricola

Tut. Women can be such sluts sometimes.

theg81der

Agricola wrote: »

Tut. Women can be such sluts sometimes.

Eh, what? I could have swore the Op said there was a fella there or was she having a solo performance on the steps!

Tut. Posters can be such dicks sometimes.

-Trek-

theg81der wrote: »

Wow lovely imagery in this thread excuse me while I get sick . Whats with the tearin and rakin isn`t there a nicer way to put it.

Now your showing your age

zuroph

man I'd love to be young again.

Agricola

theg81der wrote: »

Eh, what? I could have swore the Op said there was a fella there or was she having a solo performance on the steps!

Tut. Posters can be such dicks sometimes.

I love it when they bite early

theg81der

Trekmad wrote: »

Now your showing your age

Ah no I don`t care what they do would prefer to see them than hear it described like that again. It just sounds.....sore!

kfallon

zuroph wrote: »

man I'd love to be young again.

I'd love to be Protestant now

Hyperbullet

theg81der wrote: »

Wow lovely imagery in this thread excuse me while I get sick . Whats with the tearin and rakin isn`t there a nicer way to put it.

Gouging? Rippin'? Pounding? Any of those helping with the imagery?

eimearcmh

Sounds like such a classy rendezvous. So much for making them wait:-)

johnmcdnl

PICS OR GTFO

Prof.Badass

snyper wrote: »

I have not gone to a night club in probably a year, i seem to be disinterested in them now seems a load of **** to me...

I'm 21 and I agree that nightclubs are a load of **** .

AckwelFoley

Prof.Badass wrote: »

I'm 21 and I agree that nightclubs are a load of **** .

Yea, thats good! \0/

when i do go out i prefer somewhere you can drink late if you wish... but talk!

JuliusCaesar

snyper wrote: »

when i do go out i prefer somewhere you can drink late if you wish... but talk!

:eek:

AckwelFoley

JuliusCaesar wrote: »

:eek:

Talking.. you know.. a series of words..exchanged between people..

klose

Gummy Panda wrote: »

We really need to get 1 hour love hotels in Ireland.

That would make some dosh!!

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Regular occurence at teenage discos.
I heard this young one outside was off her face and was begging a fellaI know to have a threeseom with her and hr boyfriend. The dirtbird did and all, he got plenty a shlap in the gob when the girls in school found out about it.:D

punchdrunk

...so...Athlone eh?

mfceiling

I'm 36 today, i went to a wedding party on friday night and got home at 4 on saturday morning.
I was up at 8 on saturday morning.....i'm that fcuking old, i'm like of those pensioners that is up and about from daybreak every day........except i don't stink of píss.......much

foxyboxer

your officially old when your pubes start turning grey.

rossie1977

thats athlone though, normal behaviour for that town, when i lived there on a nightout it was either people beating the shi*e out of each other or riding in a laneway/garden/on the street

Voltex

foxyboxer wrote: »

your officially old when your pubes start turning grey.

Your officially old when you start taking notice of the phone numbers on those erectile dysfunction ads on the radio!

mfceiling

^^PM me for number......

Dudess

'Twas a different story on that "Weirdest places you've had sex in" thread...

Although I suppose there's a considerable difference between doing it in a place where you might get caught versus just doing it in front of a load of people anyway.

Why the protection of daughters though? Why not sons?

round tower huntsman

snyper wrote: »

I have not gone to a night club in probably a year, i seem to be disinterested in them now seems a load of **** to me...

anyhow, i was going into Karma last night in athlone, and if anyone knows athlone there is a protestant church entrance directly across the road from the door of the club.. As i walked toward the entrance there was a young woman in a pink dress on her back on top of the steps and a young man (both about 19 - 20) on his side beside her, and he was tearing the fanny out of her in clear view of the door of the club. The security seemed rather entertained.. I oddly enough wasnt.. i looked at my testicles and said to my sperm, if one of ye ever turn out to be my daughter im going to chain you to my ankle on saturdays and we can both enjoy match of the day.

Seriously.. ive done some pretty stupid and some pretty insane things...but a little decorum was still kept

more detail please......ohhhhhh uhh ohhhh, doesnt matter.

Nemanja91

Dudess wrote: »

'Twas a different story on that "Weirdest places you've had sex in" thread...

Although I suppose there's a considerable difference between doing it in a place where you might get caught versus just doing it in front of a load of people anyway.

Why the protection of daughters though? Why not sons?

A father should be proud of his son for doing that!

Oranage2

Does anyone else get scared at the thoughts of getting old -

Old people are stupid, can't drive, can't use escalators, look scary etc.

Really makes me think that living healthy and exercising will just prolong life -

I reckon i wouldn't want to live past age of 65-70.

Anybody got any opinions on the matter.

DOC09UNAM

euthanasia

fonecrusher1

Never store cheese in plastic wrapping. Use paper or cloth so the cheese won't sweat.

TheRiddler

GILFs

smellslikeshoes

Man up and drink yourself into an early grave like the rest of us.

Ruu_Old

Stay younger by closing yourself in a giant lunch box overnight. It worked in Eerie Indiana.

Doc

Oranage2 wrote: »

Does anyone else get scared at the thoughts of getting old -

Old people are stupid, can't drive, can't use escalators, look scary etc.

Really makes me think that living healthy and exercising will just prolong life -

I reckon i wouldn't want to live past age of 65-70.

Anybody got any opinions on the matter.

According to the charter I’m not allowed give you the opinion I would like to without being banned.