Weirdly satisfying experiences

recylingbin

1: When there's a particularly obstinate, hard snot lodged in your nostril and you finally manage to dislodge it and extricate it and a long trail of juicy, unadultered mucus comes out with it.

2: Liberating a piece of meat from between your teeth.

3: The extra odiousness of a fart released in a hot shower.

4: For most of you, leaving this thread.

AlmightyCushion

When you need to sneeze badly for ages but you can't then you manage to catch the light right in your eyes and then you finally sneeze. Best feeling ever.

Senna

recylingbin wrote: »

1: When there's a particularly obstinate, hard snot lodged in your nostril and you finally manage to dislodge it and extricate it and a long trail of juicy, unadultered mucus comes out with it.

You have a way with words, pity it nearly made me sick

recylingbin

Senna wrote: »

You have a way with words, pity it nearly made me sick

Give it a go.
Go on.
Live a little.

alwaysadub

Picking at a scab for ages till it finally comes off,whether it's healed properly or not.

bronte

Scratching your inner ear.
Risky...but damn good.

Dudess

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

When you need to sneeze badly for ages but you can't then you manage to catch the light right in your eyes and then you finally sneeze.

+1
Ditto yawning.

recylingbin

Yawning at height when it re-equalises your ears is not to be sniffed at either.

NoHornJan

Filling someone elses wheelie bin and not getting caught...:D

SV

recylingbin wrote: »

Yawning at height when it re-equalises your ears is not to be sniffed at either.

ahhh that's the best!

cleremy jarkson

Rubbing between your toes really fast before you go to bed. It's unreal. Not between big toe and 2nd toe, or between 2nd toe and 3rd toe. But rubbing between 3rd toe and 4th toe and between 4th toe and baby toe is simply brilliant.

FearDark

Fapping into your sisters shoe.

MultiUmm

Opening your bedroom window after it's been closed all night and getting a blast of cool fresh air.

magma69

Folding a piece of paper in half perfectly so there is no overlap on either side. Orgasmic.

I had a head cold recently and at least on nostril was completely blocked at any given time. When I went to bed I laid down on my right and the magic of gravity slowly pulled the mucous from my left nostril into my right. But there was a period of no more than 10 seconds while the nasty thick green gunk was in transition between nostrils I could breath through BOTH nostrils freely. I never felt so grateful to be able to perform such a basic function as breathing through my nose in all my life.

Another one is making a hole with your nail through the foil of an unopened coffee jar. The little pop in makes as you burst through the tight wrap is majestic.

I know, I'm a freak! :P

scientific1982

1. Having a huge piss when your bursting.
2. Having a huge ****e on a hangover.
3. Waking up on a day off and then falling back asleep.

MultiUmm

scientific1982 wrote: »

3. Waking up on a day off and then falling back asleep.

Best. Feeling. EVER. :cool: Especially when it's **** and cold outside. :P

Also, I'm gonna honest here ..

There's nothing nicer than a good **** in the morning, they're always the best ones!

holystungun9

bronte wrote: »

Scratching your inner ear.
Risky...but damn good.

Scratching my inner hole:)

FearDark

Squeezing a boil until all that white stuff comes out... been 10 years since I got one, I'd love just one now!

Lancing a nail, I wont even try to explain it heres a video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbpWHxFn5r8

Its GREAT!

Richard tea

Yes, another scratching one but its a goodie,

Scratching between your toes when you have a good dose of athletes foot:) Damn you lamisil

magma69

MultiUmm wrote: »

Best. Feeling. EVER. :cool: Especially when it's **** and cold outside. :P

Also, I'm gonna honest here ..

There's nothing nicer than a good **** in the morning, they're always the best ones!

That's not exactly WEIRDLY satisfying is it though? More conventionally satisfying. Not unless you do it while thinking about your hot cousin or something!

KeithM89_old

Havin a big stretch in the morning- cant beat it

MultiUmm

magma69 wrote: »

That's not exactly WEIRDLY satisfying is it though? More conventionally satisfying. Not unless you do it while thinking about your hot cousin or something!

Suuuuuure ........ course not .. that'd be completely weird, right ........... ? :eek: :pac::pac: :P

(ftr, I'm no inbreeder )

Stinicker

Richard tea wrote: »

Yes, another scratching one but its a goodie,

Scratching between your toes when you have a good dose of athletes foot:) Damn you lamisil

Oh I hate that, I used to get it as a teen but like you say Lamisil cures it up, I discovered a way to relief it by running my baby toe on the edge of the mattress which is the best way to itch it! Itching that feels insanely good. Squuezing out a blackhead is satisfying as is bursting a zit and watching it heal up faster because you burst it.

srfc19

Scratching your back of a door frame so you feel like a big bear....awesome!

Dennis the Stone

Getting wax out of your ear with the cap of a pen.

Richard tea

Stinicker wrote: »

Oh I hate that, I used to get it as a teen but like you say Lamisil cures it up, I discovered a way to relief it by running my baby toe on the edge of the mattress which is the best way to itch it! Itching that feels insanely good. Squuezing out a blackhead is satisfying as is bursting a zit and watching it heal up faster because you burst it.

Also, slide a sock between your toes back and forth.
Sometimes I think about using a very fine sandpaper, oh I can feel it now :):):):)

ricero

When you have a big owl steamy ****e in the afternoon

Dudess

ricero wrote: »

When you have a big owl steamy ****e in the afternoon

Not as good other times of the day?

storm2811

FearDark wrote: »

Squeezing a boil until all that white stuff comes out... been 10 years since I got one, I'd love just one now!

Lancing a nail, I wont even try to explain it heres a video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbpWHxFn5r8

Its GREAT!

AHHHH!
How the feck does that happen?Would it not take ages to heal back up?

On topic,when you have the flu or that and you feel like crap but then you get sick and the few minutes before you stand up again(and feel awful again) are the best.

A V A

spreading peanut butter all over my balls and getting the dog to lick off

SadieSue

A V A wrote: »

spreading peanut butter all over my balls and getting the dog to lick off

Poor dog he's allergic to nuts
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Scratching a mosquito bite.. you're not supposed to but it feels sooo good!

ricero

Taking ****es so big they would choke a donkey and leaving them in confession boxes

foxyboxer

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

When you need to sneeze badly for ages but you can't then you manage to catch the light right in your eyes and then you finally sneeze. Best feeling ever.

Just grab a nasal hair and pull! Always does the trick.

foxyboxer

First getting in the pool. The rush of cold water on your nerve endings.

lalee17

FearDark wrote: »

Squeezing a boil until all that white stuff comes out... been 10 years since I got one, I'd love just one now!

Lancing a nail, I wont even try to explain it heres a video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbpWHxFn5r8

Its GREAT!

CHRIST. I nearly puked.

Superbus

The cool side of the pillow.

areu4real?

NoHornJan wrote: »

Filling someone elses wheelie bin and not getting caught...:D

Look out for CCTV, and baby kittens

OutlawPete

Booting lone tourists off the Cliffs of Moher when no one's looking.

alwaysadub

OutlawPete wrote: »

Booting lone tourists off the Cliffs of Moher when no one's looking.

So you're the reason they wanted to put railings up?!

dilapidating

As sick as it is.

Hairdryer on eczema is pretty orgasmic.

Midnight_EG

Pissing yourself.

Little Acorn

Taking high heels off, sitting into big comfy chair, then pushing the recliner button at the side.Legs out, able to lay back, Instant comfort. Love my recliner.:)

Duggy747

Popping any pimple I find on myself.

Someone even made an arty video about it, good stuff starts at 1:00 :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WHIaf-x0jo

Having an extremely long piss after you've been holding in it for ages.
Those silent but extremely violent, paint-peeling, rancid smelling farts (usually in the morning after the night out) and you lift up the quilt to get a whiff of your work.
Getting a good green nugget of snot out of your nose.
Putting one leg on the outside of the quilt to feel the coldness.
Drinking a beer, knowing that you deserve it.
Scratching a hive on your harm / wherever and making it bigger.
Finally being able to scratch that itch on your balls / arse when you couldn't do it out in public.
Pissing into the kettle and watch your housemates drink cups of tea from it.
That 1st horn in the morning when you wake up.

rhythm90

Racking up a big line of coke on a hookers ass cheek, boshing it, busting a nut on her face and then legging it without paying and not getting caught.

kfallon

When you finally blow your load when having a "pedal n' crank" when drunk!

It's more relief than satisfaction!!!

CrazyRabbit

Laser Eye Surgery.

So much tension and anxiety leading up to it, and then during that 20-40 seconds, you discover that you can't feel anything and are being treated to a really cool light show by the laser as it crosses your eye(s). Sooo relaxing.

And then when eyewash/antibiotic drops dry up, you open your eyes and realise how different the world looks when you can see perfectly for the first time without glasses.

Dennis the Stone

recylingbin wrote: »

you finally manage to dislodge it and extricate it and a long trail of juicy, unadultered mucus comes out with it.

I have a very troubling question. What do you do next?

Leeg17

Snort it back up, endless fun !

pappyodaniel

Phantom ****s are the BEST! you know the ones where after a dump you wipe your bum once and notice that it doesn't require any wiping...so satisfying....:)

Gone Drinking

Dennis the Stone wrote: »

I have a very troubling question. What do you do next?

Have a look under your desk there's Dennis, i left one for you!

Celly Smunt

when you get a big hard piece of earwax,then when it comes out you roll it and play with it til it goes soft