Fave quote?

RoRoCullen

I can't choose myself, theres just too many! Heres a few:

"Say it. I mean, if she talked any more **** she'd be shaped like a toilet."- Lafayette.

"In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe come with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS!"-Lafayette.

"There's werewolves? Holy s***. Bigfoot, is he real too? SANTA?" - Jason.

"Oh I'm not leaving. You're going to invite me in so I can protect you, or have passionate primal sex with you. How about both?" - Eric.

"You suck... ha ha that's funny, because you really do suck ha ha" - Jessica.

and of course Bills, "Sooooookie!"

dan719

A few of my favourite are from the most recent episode so I'll spoiler them..

"If I were to meet the one true death without having at least kissed you, that would be my biggest regret"

"A faery? How lame."

"And now to the weather. Tiffany" TBH that whole scene could go in here. Was fantastic.

I'll add more when I am awake.

Yakuza

I love Pam's deadpan delivery:
"Blah blah vampire emergency blah"

Beibhinn20

Russell's I'm-gonna-kill-everyone rant then:
"and now for the weather"...Beautiful

Basq

There's one exchange that always stuck with me:

Sookie: "He's your maker, isn't he?"
Eric: "Don't use words you don't understand."
Sookie: "You have a lot of love for him."
Eric: "Don't use words I don't understand."

dashboard_hula

Pam: "I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago."

It's the way she says "piiiink". I giggle every time.

Eddie Ere

"Sooookaaaay"


Not Bill's version, but Sookie when she is impersonating Bill!

See Ye

"I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight Pam." SOoooookay

"He went on a vacation with Jesus." Arlene's son talking about Réné.

"Bitch, you, me, bridge - ain't never gonna motherf***ing happen". Lafayette to Tara's Mum,
(earlier in the scene he said something "this ain't about you and me building a bridge into our future togther" but looking after Tara.)

Toots

Lafayette when they rescue Tara from Maryanne "This is the worst motherf***ing intervention in history!"

Sookie

after Bill breaks up with her, and Alcide tells her that love always ends up kicking you in the nutsack "But I don't have a nutsack!"

doctor evil

Jessica: (heartfelt, concenerned) 'Noway'

Bill: (heartfelt) 'Way'

shinny

Some mixed ones over the course of the show:

Eric: "Is there blood in my hair?. Pam is going to kill me"

Jason to Steve Newlin: "I reckon I already been to heaven and it was inside your wife. You White suit wearing Mother fúcker"

Eric: "They're like humans but miniature. Teacup humans."

Lafayette: "Just because me and Jesus agreed to see other people doesn't mean we don't talk from time to time"

Eric: "Perhaps I will grow on you" Sookie: "I'd prefer cancer"

ThunderApple

Spoiler:

"I'm a faery?! How f*cking lame!"

It could be that f*cking wasn't there, though...
****, I forgot to hide the quote, I hope noone got to see it.

GirlOfGlass

Jessica:
"Hey Sookie, there's dirty movies on TV"
"Is it my fault my fangs come out when I get turned on"

Andy:
"With claws... A bull, in a dress... With claws!"

Bill:
Just anytime he says "Sookie!"

I have this Trueblood Soundboard app on my phone that has loads of quotes, I mainly just play Bills "Sookie" over and over.

Toots

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

I have this Trueblood Soundboard app on my phone that has loads of quotes, I mainly just play Bills "Sookie" over and over.

o_O

GirlOfGlass

Toots* wrote: »

o_O

Weird?

unreggd

"I didn't think I was smart enough to be depressed....." - Jason

feelgoodinc27

I really like the motif about Sookie throughout the series "What are you?"

Also when Jason finds out that Sam is a shifter ""Do you think Sam could turn into a chicken and lay his own egg?"

Toots

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

Weird?

Just a tad:p

GirlOfGlass

Toots* wrote: »

Just a tad:p

*sigh* :pac:

Faith

shinny wrote: »

Eric: "They're like humans but miniature. Teacup humans."

I love that one!

leshogan

"Mine is the true face of vampire! Why would we seek equal rights? You are not our equals. We will eat you after we eat your children." Russell Edgington

DonnieScribbles

Jason: 'If a tree falls in the woods, is it still a tree?'

Handsome Bob

RoRoCullen wrote: »

"In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe come with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS!"-Lafayette.

shinny wrote: »

Lafayette: "Just because me and Jesus agreed to see other people doesn't mean we don't talk from time to time"

These! And

"You's a stupid bitch, Jason Stackhouse." - Lafayette

Arlene: "What are you doin' in here? It says women on the door!"
Lafayette: "So what are you skank hoes doin' in here?"

La frog fairy

..."im bored. Take off your clothes"..

tars210

"Bitch, you, me, bridge - ain't never gonna motherf***ing happen". Lafayette to Tara's Mum,
(earlier in the scene he said something "this ain't about you and me building a bridge into our future togther" but looking after Tara.)[/QUOTE]


I love pretty much anything that Lafayette says - he really is hysterical in it.

My favourite quote is Eric to Bill in Series 2 where he asks him "Are you picking a fight". Just the way he says it with a little smirk on his face is fantastic!

cmrm

'i hope you two are finished eye-f***ing each other...' Eric to Alcide & Bill

Everything Pam and Layfette say

and Eric about the 'teacup humans'
love True Blood!

RoRoCullen

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

Weird?

Meh. I get it. lol

Teutorix

leshogan wrote: »

"Mine is the true face of vampire! Why would we seek equal rights? You are not our equals. We will eat you after we eat your children." Russell Edgington

and now for the weather

jesmed

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

Weird?

could be a stalker o_O

Tar.Aldarion

Yakuza wrote: »

I love Pam's deadpan delivery:
"Blah blah vampire emergency blah"

Basq wrote: »

There's one exchange that always stuck with me:

Eddie Ere wrote: »

"Sooookaaaay"


Not Bill's version, but Sookie when she is impersonating Bill!

shinny wrote: »

Some mixed ones over the course of the show:

Eric: "Is there blood in my hair?. Pam is going to kill me"

Jason to Steve Newlin: "I reckon I already been to heaven and it was inside your wife. You White suit wearing Mother fúcker"

Eric: "They're like humans but miniature. Teacup humans."

Lafayette: "Just because me and Jesus agreed to see other people doesn't mean we don't talk from time to time"

Eric: "Perhaps I will grow on you" Sookie: "I'd prefer cancer"

ThunderApple wrote: »

Spoiler:

"I'm a faery?! How f*cking lame!"

It could be that f*cking wasn't there, though...
****, I forgot to hide the quote, I hope noone got to see it.

unreggd wrote: »

"I didn't think I was smart enough to be depressed....." - Jason

these are amazing

Malari

Jason: I love the smell of nail polish in the morning.