Who wants 100 euro?

Swampy

Seeing as there's a recession and everyones broke ass and I won some money on poker recently, I'm offering one hundred euro to the most amusing begging story. I may base it on thanks revieved by the post or just decide myself.

Deadline this Sunday at midnight. Decision and payment made Monday morning via paypal.

Good luck.

Saibh

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056007178

You should give it to
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056007178

edit: snap

PirateShampoo

Are you Joe Duffy?

Are you going to Fap over people's hard luck storys?

cloneslad

i will take it off you and give it to the biggest, thickest guy I know to beat you down and rob the rest of your winnings off you!!

Hopes it's based on thanks and not your own feelings

zuroph

fcuk her, €50 a week is loads.

I have a fiver til september 1st. now THATS breadline.

Man I wish I could afford bread.

Donkey Oaty

I live in Pakistan and my village/family/livelihood was washed away by a flood.

It was hilarious. I suppose you had to be there.

Do I win?

TheInquisitor

I want the money, not because i need it(I Don't), I just want to add it to my cash mountain. I have E99,999,900 at the moment and think about it you could be part of history when i have my E100 million bed of cash

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7957/cashmoutanin.jpg

Cheers

henryporter

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

I live in Pakistan and my village/family/livelihood was washed away by a flood.

It was hilarious. I suppose you had to be there.

Do I win?

Yes the hilarious bit was your Government spending all their money on Nuclear weapons!

Diabhal Beag

Trolls ain't what they used to be

Swampy

This is bring done for strictly AH reasons i.e. laughing at others misery but with a prize.

I will agree to give the winnings to the thread with the most thanks once the process is not abused.

zuroph

offer to escrow the money

Swampy

Swampy wrote: »

This is bring done for strictly AH reasons i.e. laughing at others misery but with a prize.

I will agree to give the winnings to the thread with the most thanks once the process is not abused.

Ok, everyone thank me and saibh so that broke girl can get some money

lol

AckwelFoley

Thank my post or i will kill you all.

kfallon

Shove your €100 up your hoop!

Thanks!

Chinasea

I was being mugged last week and I asked nicely the guy to please not rob me as I am poor and don't have any spare cash but he just yanked my bag out of my hand and my glasses smashed on the ground and the bus driver wouldn't believe me and let me on the bus home so I had to walk and it rained and my favourite Chinese Takeway closed down.

It'd be more fun to post a picture of you burning it after all the begging stories..

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

KeithM89_old

I too am no good with words so il embed a song
I play this each night before i cry myself to sleep...:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQU4torUz-Q

ft9

Give it to a charity of your preference

zuroph

Scien wrote: »

I'm not particularly good with words so instead I've drawn you a picture of me with my dog.

Me & Benji

good idea!

Food is short in my house, here's a pic of my gf and my dog.
http://bit.ly/bhHSbz

freeze4real

3euro separate me from life and death.

Your 100e would be used in a good investment.

Dermighty

I live in Cork (city centre) in a small gated housing block (think apartment block but houses instead).

I was walking in one day, having gone to the bank or town or whatever and my neighbour (knacker) proceeded to walk up to me and ask me if I had any spare change. Normally I wouldn't think twice about it but I though it was pretty funny seeing as we lived in the same place and most likely paid the same rent (houses are next door to eachother).

mooman

I couldn't afford a camera to take a picture of me and my poor dog. I can't feed him and now he doesn't move anymore so I have to drag him everywhere. Please Mister help me and my only friend in the whole world:(

Hamiltonion

I owe the gf 300, the bank 500 (due December), college reg 1580 and OD 200.

No work whatsoever to be found, E100 would really really help!

I_AmThe_Walrus

I zuk ya dik?

poppyvalley

we as a family are soooo poor we cant afford basic things like laxatives. I just put the kids on their potties & tell them ghost stories. In the cold weather we cant afford heating so I give everyone mints & we breathe on each other

Thoie

I don't even have a dog

Pauleta

Can i have your €100 to put on red. If i win i will offer my €100 winnings to another person to put it on their choice of Roulette colour or segment.

RGDATA!

one i always remember was a mate who's dad won 20 quid on a spot the ball competition in the sunday press in the 80's. he got three begging letters.

a while back someone anonymous won around 100k in the lotto where i live. the morning the news broke locally a mate put out the "hilarious" false rumour that the winner was another mate of ours.

within three days that guy had been approached, in person, by someone from a local charity wondering if he'd like to donate some of his winnings.

starbelgrade

I need Kung Foo lessons

I'm so broke ass that if I get the €100 I would try and do a thread like yours, but i'd do 100 of them giving away €1 each.

MaybeTuesday

I will offer 200 euro to the first person to call the OP an obnoxious dickhead.

starbelgrade

Zander Lazy Meal wrote: »

I get the €100 I would try and do a thread like yours, but i'd do 100 of them giving away €1 each.

Feckin' communist.

The Paws

If I got your one euro - I will give it away to 100 people - 1c each
and people will treasure it!

DOC09UNAM

Im actually in minus money.

I owe the state €200,000 euro.

Collie D

I haven't got my leg over in weeks. €100 should get me a "massage"

DOC09UNAM

Collie D wrote: »

I haven't got my leg over in weeks. €100 should get me a "massage"

I'm not surprised.

Collie D

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

I'm not surprised.

Grow up ffs.

pearljamfan

i breastfed my baby for more than 2 years so i didnt have to buy formula, thats how broke i am.

MaybeTuesday

MaybeTuesday wrote: »

I will offer 200 euro to the first person to call the OP an obnoxious dickhead.

Oliver Plunkett is an obnoxious dickhead

CorsetIsTight

Swampy wrote: »

This is bring done for strictly AH reasons i.e. laughing at others misery but with a prize.

I will agree to give the winnings to the thread with the most thanks once the process is not abused.

Assuming you mean the post (within this thread) with the most thanks, what will you do if your own opening post receives the most thanks...?

Or would that count as abusing the process...?

Bob Z

please i need that money i owe 100 quid on one my credit cards

pebbles21

You can get your €100 and shove it up yore ma's crab infested hairy gowl,you patronising bo!!ox

Bob Z

pearljamfan wrote: »

i breastfed my baby for more than 2 years so i didnt have to buy formula, thats how broke i am.

Thats terrible! couldn't you have got your wife to do it?

strokemyclover

"Sponsor a Seahorse today! Doesn't my gravely voice make you want to sponsor a Seahorse ladies? Can anyone tame me?"

-Seahorseman

Einhard

I'll give the princely sum of €1 to the first 98 people who help me win the €100 by thanking this post. I get €2 for all my hard work, you lot get enough for the euro saver menu in McDonalds, and the OP gets to feel generous. Everyone wins.

clived2

You can stop posting now,

I got this wrapped up

Bob Z

clived2 wrote: »

You can stop posting now,

I got this wrapped up

hmmm to be honest i don't think that post is gonna get you the 100 yoyos

veryangryman

Who needs money when we got feathers

Collie D

If I win the hundred I will give half to the last person to thank my post.