Whats the most chav/skanger song ever??

changes · 21-08-2010 3:45pm #1

H2O Feat. Platinum has to be the most chavy song ever for me.

When that Shannon Matthews girl went missing in england on her return they had a party out in the street and all the skangers were out drinkin and dancing and that H2O song was blaring.... cringe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd_4OrFH3EU

Biggins · 21-08-2010 3:47pm

Dear lord, is that the best topic one can come up with?
No disrespect to the Op but if I'm not a chav/skanger, how am I really supposed to know what one song sounds like?

Duggy747 · 21-08-2010 3:48pm

^^
It's a slow Saturday for threads, I guess.

Any hippety-hop music for the wiggers with a bit of urban techno thrown in for good measure.

N-Dubz probably, as well.

Donkey Oaty · 21-08-2010 3:48pm

Chav Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, by Fred Perry Como.

hidinginthebush · 21-08-2010 3:49pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTlfP8J_Ad0

chordtype · 21-08-2010 3:49pm

Maniac 2000 by Mark McCabe.

Just listen to the lyrics and it describes a your average chav love story.

MagicMarker · 21-08-2010 3:51pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc

My name is URL · 21-08-2010 3:52pm

Anything by that Dizzy Rapscallion fella

Sir Gallagher · 21-08-2010 3:53pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jw590aDsKc

Sir Gallagher · 21-08-2010 3:55pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Anything by that Dizzy Rapscallion fella

Dizzy Rascal would be like Chopin to some of the dirtbags i know.

Collie D · 21-08-2010 3:55pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc

GTFO....Manchester, making class music since the late 80s

Milky Moo · 21-08-2010 3:56pm

hidinginthebush wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTlfP8J_Ad0

That is so bad it gave me cancer!

Anything by ndubz, or any single named rapper type.
They do seem to like stuff that is synthesied within an inch of existance!

JONJO THE MISER · 21-08-2010 3:58pm

Over to the cool pics and vids with ye.
THREAD CLOSED.

Pauleta · 21-08-2010 3:58pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6emGGwGqhI

Roro4Brit · 21-08-2010 3:59pm

This tops it all.

A chav song 'sung' by chavs for chavs.

I also think that Sweet Child of Mine song is chavtastic, they all love it.

bobdole968 · 21-08-2010 4:00pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY&feature=player_embedded

2ygb4cmqetsjhx · 21-08-2010 4:03pm

I hate it when Irish people use the word chav.

chordtype · 21-08-2010 4:09pm

That Blackout Crew video looks like an ad for JJB Sports with all the tracksuits.

yoyo · 21-08-2010 4:10pm

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jw590aDsKc

Thats a great trance song imo :O

Nick

Biggins · 21-08-2010 4:18pm

Its times like this, I wish there was a music section.

MJ23 · 21-08-2010 4:19pm

GLC - Guns dont kill people, rappers do. Silly Welsh twats.
Or any of that shíte by N-Chavz.

Knifey Spoony · 21-08-2010 4:20pm

Roro4Brit wrote: »

I also think that Sweet Child of Mine song is chavtastic, they all love it.

:eek:
You cannot call a classic rock song like Sweet Child 'O Mine a chavtastic song. Just because scumbags may like this song does not mean its a scumbag song.

SV · 21-08-2010 4:21pm

Knifey Spoony wrote: »

:eek:
You cannot call a classic rock song like Sweet Child 'O Mine a chavtastic song. Just because scumbags may like this song does not mean its a scumbag song.

So what makes it a scumbag song then?

Hazys · 21-08-2010 4:22pm

Hands down...this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3wPUtfxzeI

OutlawPete · 21-08-2010 4:25pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QKgyz9FYtA

Collie D · 21-08-2010 4:25pm

Hazys wrote: »

Hands down...this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3wPUtfxzeI

That has to be the winner. I was going to mention it myself but didn't want to bring it up on Youtube in case I accidentally hit the play button

Midnight_EG · 21-08-2010 4:31pm

bobdole968 wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY&feature=player_embedded

Devvo's class, simply cos he does it for the crack....and he's an actor.

changes · 21-08-2010 4:54pm

Yeah scooter and the black out crew are very high on the list. I'd imagine a black out crew gig would be a bad place to spill someone drink.

Doyler92 · 21-08-2010 4:56pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLwSmPKs5sE

Terry · 21-08-2010 5:00pm

Collie D wrote: »

GTFO....Manchester, making chav music since the late 80s

FYP in a really intelligent manner.

I'd have to go with any of those 10 billion bpm songs with the weird, high pitched singing. Even more annoying when played on a mobile phone by some bint on the back of the bus.

Diabhal Beag · 21-08-2010 5:02pm

Probably the Maniac 2000 song or whatever that load of ****e was

milly4ever · 21-08-2010 5:50pm

anything ever played on Energy 106!

bnt · 21-08-2010 6:13pm

If we can extend the Chav/Skanger paradigm to include the Neds of Glasgow, then I nominate the Wee Man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

scientific1982 · 21-08-2010 6:17pm

chordtype wrote: »

Maniac 2000 by Mark McCabe.

Just listen to the lyrics and it describes a your average chav love story.

Easily the most skanger song ever.

Biggins · 21-08-2010 6:18pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Any hippety-hop music for the wiggers with a bit of urban techno thrown in for good measure.
N-Dubz probably, as well.

Huh?

No comprende, own fault probably.

MarkY91 · 21-08-2010 6:19pm

this is pathetic, people can like whatever type of music they want..get a life.

changes · 21-08-2010 6:49pm

MarkY91 wrote: »

this is pathetic, people can like whatever type of music they want..get a life.

One more for the road.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

admiralofthefleet · 21-08-2010 7:05pm

anything by scooter or that changes song by toooooooopac, bless

21-08-2010 7:21pm

bobdole968 wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY&feature=player_embedded

Devvo is f*cking brilliant...he's a piss take, watch some of his other videos, sheer genius, the fact people believe it's for real makes it all the better!

I think anything by Black Out Crew wins...these people want to make me chop my ears off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKtUXVL-43Y

damagegt · 21-08-2010 7:26pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjshcLXKYDU

Terry · 21-08-2010 7:26pm

MarkY91 wrote: »

this is pathetic, people can like whatever type of music they want..get a life.

No they cannot, and no, I will not get a life.

Fizgig Bandicoot · 21-08-2010 8:57pm

Oh Jebus, that is woeful. Anything by those eejits N-Dubz, Cascada or Scooter also fits the criteria.

Fizgig Bandicoot · 21-08-2010 9:03pm

MJ23 wrote: »

GLC - Guns dont kill people, rappers do. Silly Welsh twats.
Or any of that shíte by N-Chavz.

GLC are hilarious, anyone who's got a song called 'Your mother's got a penis' have to be good.

r3nu4l · 21-08-2010 9:05pm

hidinginthebush wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTlfP8J_Ad0

Professor Green does a nice Diss of Lady Soverign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ6ItaWQleg

Doyler92 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLwSmPKs5sE

Ah no, I love that song

Robby91 · 21-08-2010 9:13pm

hidinginthebush wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTlfP8J_Ad0

I didn't understand a single bloody word* of what she was 'singing' - can anyone translate? My head is getting quite sore from listening to that :P

*Apart from some use of the word 'ginger', lol