If you had a super power..

Sykk

You may chose what you want. What would it be, and why?

After watching misfits I'd love to be able to turn invisible.. For absolutely no perverted reason whatsoever!...

What say you?

azezil

I'd be omnipotent, why settle for anything less?

kfallon

Invisible or can see through clothes....oh yes!!!

Einstein

i'd quite like to be spiderman, but the invisibilty would be uber cool...

Xios

I'd have aqua breathing and be able to talk to fish. All my villians would have lairs around canals, rivers and lakes.

Mr. Presentable

The power to replicate any other super power?

King Felix

I'd like to fly.

Beat rush-hour traffic.

chin_grin

Sykk wrote: »

You may chose what you want. What would it be, and why?

After watching misfits I'd love to be able to turn invisible.. For absolutely no perverted reason whatsoever!...

What say you?

All of them. Just cos.

/thread.

thebigbiffo

to be able to morph into anything/anybody a la yer man from T2

i'd morph my arse into JP Mc fair f'uckin pronto and hit the bank - it's not like he'd miss a few mill to be fair...then, i'd morph into george clooney and go try it on with (sorry honey) everyone on my 'list' - goddamn i'd be tappin me some celebrities!! then...ahhh ya get the picture

Murphyt

The ability to eat and drink whatever I wanted without the down sides of hangovers and getting fat, also no illness till I just die of old age, i dont want any power that would only mean I might have to help people or get involved in scheming and fighting a nemesis just be able to be merry with life and no downside.

Cookie_Monster

I'd be a Q

Canis Lupus

The power to manipulate people and make them do what I want.

muhahaha.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Sykk wrote: »

You may chose what you want. What would it be, and why?

After watching misfits I'd love to be able to turn invisible.. For absolutely no perverted reason whatsoever!...

What say you?

If you're goign to go down that road, you want to go whole hog and be a shapeshifter like Mystique from the XMen....

thebigbiffo

Murphyt wrote: »

The ability to eat and drink whatever I wanted without the down sides of hangovers and getting fat, also no illness till I just die of old age, i dont want any power that would only mean I might have to help people or get involved in scheming and fighting a nemesis just be able to be merry with life and no downside.

sorry dude...that is the most boring superpower imaginable. without hangovers, i wouldn't even have the best part of a true session...the cure.

god i hope you never rule the world!

Biggins

The power of persuasion.
Think about it, its not as crazy as you think!

You could persuade a woman/man to remove all their clothing!
You could persuade a bank manager to give you cash or keys to the vault.
You could persuade someone to let you in for free to a concert!
You could persuade a female/male to get giggy with you!
The possibilities are endless...

Fago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbYQXmWrtpA

BaZmO*

China

Karl Hungus

The power to make someone **** themselves by pointing my finger at them like a gun and saying bang.

bonerm

Patrick Stewart describes my desired power precisely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M

humanji

BaZmO* wrote: »

China

Dammit! I was just about to type that.:(

Oh well, I'd go for being able to make people do anything I wanted and then I'd head straight to the Dáil and get them all to tell the truth.

Ross_Mahon

Invincibility

bonerm

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Invincibility

Good choice. That can't be beat.

Sykk

bonerm wrote: »

Good choice. That can't be beat.

Biggins could persuade him to bury himself in a hole without the possibility of escape.. What good would it be then! :P

Murphyt

thebigbiffo wrote: »

sorry dude...that is the most boring superpower imaginable. without hangovers, i wouldn't even have the best part of a true session...the cure.

god i hope you never rule the world!

Ah but you see you can just get up and go drinking the next day if you want, you dont need excuses.

All other powers only end in getting yourself all involved in saving the world etc, I mean what good is that to me, I can do that now if I want without the powers.

Tryst

perfect memory, if i only had to look at my notes once and could remember everything in the exactly that would make life so much easier.

baltimore sun

how about the power to move you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHY5L47tcHk

MrSir

I'd choose to have the worst possible ability.
The power to make my enemies stronger.

The Floyd p

The Ability to turn into a baseball.

candy-gal1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNxSirB0q20

KTRIC

The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets!!!

:cool:

DazMarz

I'd love to have all the powers the Dark Jedi/Sith Lords have in the Star Wars films/games/books... YOU WILL ALL BOW TO ME!:D

(but then my apprentice will slay me in my sleep or something...:()

billymitchell

Sorry there is no vid, cant find one.....but I want the power that Cartman has

Kyle: Okay,hang on guys, I'll use my special power to see into the future, and find out where we should head next.

Cartman: Hold on you guys, I actually have another power. I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Let me try...

Kyle: Goddamnit, Cartman, you can't keep making up powers!!

Stan: Yeah, dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!

Cartman: ...I am Bullrog, and I have lots and lots of powers.

Kyle: No, asshole! From now on you only get to have one power! So what is it?

Cartman: I have the power to have all the powers I want.

Kyle: That doesn't count, fatass!

Stan: Yeah, that's it, Cartman, now you don't get to have any powers!

Ian_K

Bernard's watch shtyle time control... think of the possibilities :cool:

stupidusername

The power of suggestion!

It'd be the best power ever..... (yes it would)

Degag

The power to stop time.

RolandIRL

if i could be a superhero that could fly and be invisible, that would be the best

starlit

Sleep all day! Fly to the moon at night.

Motley Crue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbhbLrSQKyY

I'd want the power to train them all and unleash their power

I had a deprived childhood, I just wanted friends....

az2wp0sye65487

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

The power to replicate any other super power?

Ah, but if you're the only person with a super power, this is useless!

Brendog

Flight is by far the best!!...



super strenght - no fapping..
Laser vision - no looking at boobs...
Freeze breath - no smoking...
shape shifting - can't buy clothes that fit...
Super intelligence - people see you as a douche...
Telepathic - severe headaches...
Teleportation - could end up inside a wall...
Super speed - cost a fortune in footwear...
invisibility - you're classed as a peeping tom...

Duggy747

My super power would be that I could have any super power I wanted.

Failing that I would be a Wolverine / Superman hybrid............without the tights.

Brendog

KTRIC wrote: »

The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets!!!

:cool:

Thats telekenesis Kyle.........








how about the power, to move you?
*Guitar solo*

rossie1977

Murphyt wrote: »

The ability to eat and drink whatever I wanted without the down sides of hangovers and getting fat.

i have that superpower already its boring

as for me, the ability to timetravel

PeterIanStaker

the power to stop, speed up or slow down time.

and also The Force

BrokenArrows

Id have to pick instant transportation to anywhere in the blink of an eye.

Its a very versatile power.
and you can go on holidays for free. Sleep in ireland work in australia and eat in france all in one day.

CrazyRabbit

"If you had a super power.."

What do you mean 'if'...

Jaxxy

Puppetry. I'd make everyone dance to the tune in my mind.

CrazyRabbit

BrokenArrows wrote: »

Id have to pick instant transportation to anywhere in the blink of an eye.

Its a very versatile power.
and you can go on holidays for free. Sleep in ireland work in australia and eat in france all in one day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7oTwXxF8yg

johngalway

The USA.

BrokenArrows

johngalway wrote: »

The USA.

what?

NoHornJan

If I had a souperpower it would have to be a hot gaspacho...