JUNKIE SEX

Gannicus

Was finished work at half 4 today and left the office. Walking past the LUAS stop right beside the Jervis Shopping Center. Saw a load of teeny boppers laughing and looking back. I didn't initially see anything going on. Then I walked past the ticket machine just beside the timetable sign. I saw 2 scoby junkies wearing the face of each other and your man moaning with his cap standing at the usual straight up angle. Then bang he whips his hand down your woman's nickers and proceeds to rake the box off her in broad daylight. She starts groaning & fairly audibly i might add and at no stage did they give a shyte that there was at least 200 people on each of the tracks side in full view of them. Who says that Paris is the city of love?

God only knows what they did when their rampant heroin filled hormones got the better of them. Am i the only one that sees this kinda stuff on a regular basis?

cian1500ww

Pics or GTFO

Executive Steve

If they were at that they probably weren't junkies... Not much room for a sex drive when you're strung out on the Richard Gear...

RoundyMooney

<insert thanks seeking comment here>

Seriously though, why are they left on the streets? Anytime I go to Dublin, the city centre is crawling with "gizzaeuuurrofourdebusbudddd" types.

Cops could move 'em on at least. They'd soon get sick of that and bugger off back to their state sponsored hovels.

Jeboa Safari

Suppose she'll get pregnant now and breed another little scumbag

mink_man

that's not sex.

Brendog

everyone has AIDS.....AIDS AIDS AIDS


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Ricardo G

Packs bag, long trenchcoat, dark sunglasses and a 24snap Fuji disposable and heads for Dublin

SoupyNorman

She probably had a syringe lodged in her gowl, her man friend was assisting her in removing it.

strokemyclover

SoupyNorman wrote: »

She probably had a syringe lodged in her gowl, her man friend was assisting her in removing it.

With a rake? :eek:

AckwelFoley

...blissfully ignoring the state of the economy.

Have these people no shame?

orourkeda

I'll watch xhamster with interest

Star Bingo

<No text speak please/biko>

thats actually really sad and really grim at the same time

jester77

damn those exhibitionists

I keep missing them

IrishZeus

Big Steve wrote: »

. Then bang he whips his hand down your woman's nickers and proceeds to rake the box off her in broad daylight.

Extreme gardening at its finest.

Savage Tyrant

*mental image*

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

gurramok

When I seen title of thread, Jervis came straight into my mind of where this could happen.

200 witnesses to a romp in daylight, is that a record?

He was probably havin better craic than me at that very moment.. Fair play.

Gannicus

It was manky to come across. But its no worse than some "gerrupowadat" young-ones taking a piss in public squatting with their kaks down around their ankles.

gurramok

So thats how HIV babies are made, poor things :mad:

Giselle

Jeboa Safari wrote: »

Suppose she'll get pregnant now and breed another little scumbag

Um..thats not how you get pregnant.

I think.

Jesus Wept

Should have thrown them in front of the luas.

RoundyMooney

Big Steve wrote: »

It was manky to come across.

Now now, I'm sure she was a lovely girl.

MrStuffins

This never happened!

You have a computer, so i presume you live in the 21st Century!

If you do, yo have a phone with a camera on it........... and you never took a pic.

I call shananigans!

bazmaiden

gurramok wrote: »

So thats how HIV babies are made, poor things :mad:

no its not

Gannicus

MrStuffins wrote: »

This never happened!

You have a computer, so i presume you live in the 21st Century!

If you do, yo have a phone with a camera on it........... and you never took a pic.

I call shananigans!

Call the f**kin ghostbusters for all I care. I'd look the worse c**t if I started snapping pics.

W.Shakes-Beer

Brendog wrote: »

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SAIDS?? whats that?

rossie1977

seems to me the work of drunk culchie gaa fans

darad

#201 in the book of "things to do when the luas is late"

MrStuffins

Big Steve wrote: »

Call the f**kin ghostbusters for all I care. I'd look the worse c**t if I started snapping pics.

You think taking a photo in public is worse than public sexual acts?

Think i'll go shag my missus on O'Connell Street. but bring someone with a disposable camera to distract the nay-sayers!

gurramok

bazmaiden wrote: »

no its not

Well, its highly likely. Junkies who are drug users are highly likely to be infected with HIV than an ordinary Joe.

bazmaiden

gurramok wrote: »

Well, its highly likely. Junkies who are drug users are highly likely to be infected with HIV than an ordinary Joe.

yes but a finger can't get you pregnant

t4k30

Big Steve wrote: »

Was finished work at half 4 today and left the office. Walking past the LUAS stop right beside the Jervis Shopping Center. Saw a load of teeny boppers laughing and looking back. I didn't initially see anything going on. Then I walked past the ticket machine just beside the timetable sign. I saw 2 scoby junkies wearing the face of each other and your man moaning with his cap standing at the usual straight up angle. Then bang he whips his hand down your woman's nickers and proceeds to rake the box off her in broad daylight. She starts groaning & fairly audibly i might add and at no stage did they give a shyte that there was at least 200 people on each of the tracks side in full view of them. Who says that Paris is the city of love?

God only knows what they did when their rampant heroin filled hormones got the better of them. Am i the only one that sees this kinda stuff on a regular basis?

Lets be honest here, are you out looking for these sorts of situations ?

BluesBerry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ

WindSock

Big Steve wrote: »

It was manky to come across. But its no worse than some "gerrupowadat" young-ones taking a piss in public squatting with their kaks down around their ankles.

Yeah they should totally stand up and do it instead. Much less knackery to have piss all over themselves.

Cantona's Collars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFZaaBC86LI

gurramok

bazmaiden wrote: »

yes but a finger can't get you pregnant

ROFL, a reread - "Then bang he whips his hand down your woman's nickers and proceeds to rake the box off her in broad daylight"

Maybe he just saw her been fingered after all.

Gannicus

WindSock wrote: »

Yeah they should totally stand up and do it instead. Much less knackery to have piss all over themselves.

Sure the smell like it anyway most of the time. Dublin is a city filled with a plethora of lovely laneways and dank alleys they can use instead of the liffey boardwalk or stephens green park

Stink on the inside

They both deserved a good boot in the arse, what age were they?

pebbles21

wow!40 posts and no "why do you like riding Hippos video"

Sir Gallagher

RoundyMooney wrote: »

<insert thanks seeking comment here>

Seriously though, why are they left on the streets? Anytime I go to Dublin, the city centre is crawling with "gizzaeuuurrofourdebusbudddd" types.

Cops could move 'em on at least. They'd soon get sick of that and bugger off back to their state sponsored hovels.

Would you not have just wrote something funny instead?

YouTalkinToMe

Thats not nice he was just looking for his ticket;)

mink_man

Stink on the inside wrote: »

They both deserved a good boot in the arse, what age were they?

the gent was 45 and the lady was the tender age of 14.

RoundyMooney

snyper wrote: »

...blissfully ignoring the state of the economy.

Have these people no shame?

It'll affect you and me snyper, but it sure as fuck won't affect them.

RoundyMooney

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Would you not have just wrote something funny instead?

Now why would I, when there's folk here all day waiting for a thread with a provocative title to do just that?

cleremy jarkson

I thought heroin kills a person's sex drive??

Gillington

Big Steve wrote: »

Was finished work at half 4 today and left the office. Walking past the LUAS stop right beside the Jervis Shopping Center. Saw a load of teeny boppers laughing and looking back. I didn't initially see anything going on. Then I walked past the ticket machine just beside the timetable sign. I saw 2 scoby junkies wearing the face of each other and your man moaning with his cap standing at the usual straight up angle. Then bang he whips his hand down your woman's nickers and proceeds to rake the box off her in broad daylight. She starts groaning & fairly audibly i might add and at no stage did they give a shyte that there was at least 200 people on each of the tracks side in full view of them. Who says that Paris is the city of love?

God only knows what they did when their rampant heroin filled hormones got the better of them. Am i the only one that sees this kinda stuff on a regular basis?

Executive Steve wrote: »

If they were at that they probably weren't junkies... Not much room for a sex drive when you're strung out on the Richard Gear...

Yeah Big Steve,listen to your boss

john-joe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz-RmSG2s1k

CrazyRabbit

The-Rigger wrote: »

Should have thrown them in front of the luas.

Hey, that's not very nice.

It might damage the Luas.

mink_man

should throw them down once big massive septic tank.