A great night not to be out.

starbelgrade

Think about it - every town in Ireland will be packed tonight with annoying teenagers talking about how many points they got, how many points such & such didn't get, all ROLFing & LOLing like there's no tomorrow, drinking alcopops, getting sick in each other's hair & stuff like that.

Quite frankly, I'm happy to be at home tonight with a cup of tea & a box of ciggies.

So how's everyone not celebrating not finishing their leaving cert?

bleg

Think about it - every town in Ireland will be packed tonight with annoying teenagers talking about how many points they got, how many points such & such didn't get, all ROLFing & LOLing like there's no tomorrow, drinking alcopops, getting sick in each other's hair & stuff like that.


Dear Diary, Jackpot.

alwaysadub

Ah,you're getting old sbg

In saying that, i wouldn't go near a pub tonight for love nor money!

I'm staying in watching crap telly.

Gummy Panda

Time to get my rape rag ready.


/douses rag in chloroform

starlit

I'm drinking some cappuccino and a choc...tummy not the best think I ate too much chocolate last night! No drink for a few days...had stretched my limit last weekend! Nice to be at home without having to listen to young wans yapping and scretching and screaming with their arses on view both boys and girls included! I feel old now as I don't try to show too much leg when out yet I was once told my tights looked like net curtains:o...the place be mobbed no matter where you'd go. I like to hang out with people/friends/men nearer to my age or a little older but not too old! I still drink alcopops though! :P

Kimono-Girl

starbelgrade wrote: »

Think about it - every town in Ireland will be packed tonight with annoying teenagers talking about how many points they got, how many points such & such didn't get, all ROLFing & LOLing like there's no tomorrow, drinking alcopops, getting sick in each other's hair & stuff like that.

Quite frankly, I'm happy to be at home tonight with a cup of tea & a box of ciggies.

So how's everyone not celebrating not finishing their leaving cert?

lol my OH met his friend to go gaming tonight....downside our friend is living with his girlfriend, who lives over the pub she owns in cork city centre, tee hee ill bet they are having fun

me? im celebrating by being all cuddled up on the couch, laptop next to me, eating microwave popcorn, drinking red bull and watching Stargate universe season 1 for the first time! happy as a pig in ****!

KeithM89_old

Drinking some nice tea and watching some box-sets with my mammy

Sheeps

**** that I'm going out tonight purely because young birds are easy. Can't wait.

BASHIR

Sheeps wrote: »

**** that I'm going out tonight purely because young birds are easy. Can't wait.

Make sure ya get a look at her birthcert first theres young and theres "young" if ya know what i mean

Mint Sauce

Watching crap TV and wondering how come i wasn't out after completing my A-Levels. Ah that was it, all the pubs in the area got tipped off after one got raided for underage drinking, 17 year olds celebrating their results i think.

Horse_box

If you go out and don't get your bit tonight, it's time to pack it in!

starlit

Sheeps wrote: »

**** that I'm going out tonight purely because young birds are easy. Can't wait.

What makes you think all young birds are like that Sheeps!? Only the ones that have their arses on view and dress/skirt more like belt up as far as their waists not thighs but waists like! A full leg in view would be enough for any fella like you to hump on the bagwaggon wheel of young birds!
At least I be a little more sophisticated when I do show my pins! Classy might I add despite my age I feel I'm 21 not 25. If you want an easy bird why don't ya go to an alley sure there be loads of birds there!

CHealy

Stepped outside bout an hour ago, mustv been 20 young ones down the end of the terrace drinking on for death, happy days.

Im on the Tyskie at the mo, Polands finest, myself and a pal are gonna go for a stoll in town later to do a bit of perving and record a few scraps on our fones and then show everyone in the pub tommorow night, a good time will be had by all...

--Kaiser--

Re-reading The Best Page in the Universe, just as good as I remembered

Mint Sauce

I've just ate a crunchie.

Ostrom

Twenty of the smelly bastards beside me on the train. Smells like that cheesy nasty smell from perfume sections in department stores.

starbelgrade

efla wrote: »

Twenty of the smelly bastards beside me on the train. Smells like that cheesy nasty smell from perfume sections in department stores.

Ah yes - I know that perfume. "Cheese by Beckham", I think it's called.

A V A

hmmmm lads that go out tonight and its not even results night , just to get their "bit" is just pathetic !!! its sick aswell and just bloody annoys me

snuggles285

snuggles285 wrote: »

If you want an easy bird why don't ya go to an alley sure there be loads of birds there!

I think an aviary would be a better bet?

starlit

efla wrote: »

Twenty of the smelly bastards beside me on the train. Smells like that cheesy nasty smell from perfume sections in department stores.

starbelgrade wrote: »

Ah yes - I know that perfume. "Cheese by Beckham", I think it's called.

That stinks!

easyeason3

Just passed a girl in my local shop heading for the drinks section.
She was wearing a skin tight dress that just about covered her arse & was wearing skyscraper heels that she couldn't really walk in.

It was like watching a foal walk for the first time.

rossie1977

compared to what i witnessed at the festival in ballinamore co leitrim this weekend, lc results night is pretty tame actually. i was out in dublin by chance last year, took me about 2hrs to even realise it was lc results night, have to say the kids were much better behaved than any stag or hen party

Sheeps

snuggles285 wrote: »

What makes you think all young birds are like that Sheeps!? Only the ones that have their arses on view and dress/skirt more like belt up as far as their waists not thighs but waists like! A full leg in view would be enough for any fella like you to hump on the bagwaggon wheel of young birds!
At least I be a little more sophisticated when I do show my pins! Classy might I add despite my age I feel I'm 21 not 25. If you want an easy bird why don't ya go to an alley sure there be loads of birds there!

Eh, most young girls are incredibly easy. Or maybe they're normal and most older girls are stuck up their own hole. Probably both. Anyway, if a young girl isn't a a complete slut I really don't want to have anything to do with her.

As a general rule though, most young girls (18 - 21) are really easy.

Sheeps

That's why I find myself going back to places like tripod, howl at the moon and 21s. Even though they're absolutely ****e, there's lots of young talent ripe for the picking.

A V A

maybe becusae birds that are 21 or what ever have more repect for themselves and know what little fools like you's are like !!

easyeason3

Am I the only girl posting on this thread that doesn't punctuate the end of each sentence with an exclamation mark?....!!!!!!!!

starbelgrade

easyeason3 wrote: »

Am I the only girl posting on this thread that doesn't punctuate the end of each sentence with an exclamation mark?....!!!!!!!!

Not any more.

starlit

easyeason3 wrote: »

Am I the only girl posting on this thread that doesn't punctuate the end of each sentence with an exclamation mark?....!!!!!!!!

Its a force of habit!

A V A

easyeason3 wrote: »

Am I the only girl posting on this thread that doesn't punctuate the end of each sentence with an exclamation mark?....!!!!!!!!

what ????!!!!??!!! :P:P:P

starbelgrade

"Young girls are sluts. I can make their knickers fall off just by looking at them. There's no end to the pussy I can get. Tonight would be the perfect night for getting knee deep in young muff, but as you can see from this photo, I'm busy tonight, repairing my PC....."

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g290/muffin_mcghee/UglyNerd.jpg

starlit

starbelgrade wrote: »

"Young girls are sluts. I can make their knickers fall off just by looking at them. There's no end to the pussy I can get. Tonight would be the perfect night for getting knee deep in young muff, but as you can see from this photo, I'm busy tonight, repairing my PC....."

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g290/muffin_mcghee/UglyNerd.jpg

Seriously that is not you! Thought you were married! Why guys want tarts when they can have one tart all to himself!

starbelgrade

snuggles285 wrote: »

Seriously that is not you! Thought you were married! Why guys want tarts when they can have one tart all to himself!

I think my attempt at sarcasm may have gone a little over your head.

Hint; read Sheep's posts again, then read my last one.



(YOU MUST BE BLONDE, multiple explanation marks)

MagicMarker

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Time to get my rape rag ready.


/douses rag in chloroform

I use my penis.

HorsesNHarleys

starbelgrade wrote: »

Think about it - every town in Ireland will be packed tonight with annoying teenagers talking about how many points they got, how many points such & such didn't get, all ROLFing & LOLing like there's no tomorrow, drinking alcopops, getting sick in each other's hair & stuff like that.

Quite frankly, I'm happy to be at home tonight with a cup of tea & a box of ciggies.

So how's everyone not celebrating not finishing their leaving cert?

Hope y'all will bear with me and forgive my ignorance on the subject, but what exactly are the teenagers celebrating and what are the points for that they are getting? What is a leaving cert?

Tallaght Saint

Having no money to go out sucks donkey dick

Easy pickings

starlit

starbelgrade wrote: »

I think my attempt at sarcasm may have gone a little over your head.

Hint; read Sheep's posts again, then read my last one.



(YOU MUST BE BLONDE, multiple explanation marks)

Really, maybe it has! No meaning ye would only go with sluts am I right?

I am not blond I am a brunette!:D

johnmcdnl

I'm celebrating the leaving cert results by spending it drinking cans of bavaria and reading boards....

until i hit the town to hit the top shelf and drink like theres no tommorrow

have to condition myself for college some way i'll be thinking about you guys later :P :P

starbelgrade

HorsesNHarleys wrote: »

Hope y'all will bear with me and forgive my ignorance on the subject, but what exactly are the teenagers celebrating and what are the points for that they are getting? What is a leaving cert?

I'm just guessing here - and I could be wrong - you probably don't work for the CIA?

Tallaght Saint

HorsesNHarleys wrote: »

Hope y'all will bear with me and forgive my ignorance on the subject, but what exactly are the teenagers celebrating and what are the points for that they are getting? What is a leaving cert?

Exams. Kinda like SAT's. Decides wheter you go college or not

Mint Sauce

snuggles285 wrote: »

Seriously that is not you! Thought you were married! Why guys want tarts when they can have one tart all to himself!

in case we, sorry, they get board of one, am not like those guys

and i think thats starbelgrades absolutly terrible attempt at sarcasim

starbelgrade

snuggles285 wrote: »

Really, maybe it has! No meaning ye would only go with sluts am I right?

I am not blond I am a brunette!:D

Are you sure?!!

rossie1977

HorsesNHarleys wrote: »

Hope y'all will bear with me and forgive my ignorance on the subject, but what exactly are the teenagers celebrating and what are the points for that they are getting? What is a leaving cert?

the leaving cert is the final exam in what americans call high school (its called secondary school here but same thing), the better marks you get in various subjects the more points you get and thus the more privileged college courses you can attend, e.g. the points needed to do medicine at the various irish universities is extremely high, hense why only a few students get enough every year

starlit

starbelgrade wrote: »

Are you sure?!!

Yes I am certain, I have brown hair you wanna check on KYN!;)

I suggest you and sheep go to knackerville, there would be plently of birds half naked prancing about the place!

I realised I wrote a faux pas a few posts up, meant to be "not blonde rather than not blond"!
My bad.

HorsesNHarleys

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'm just guessing here - and I could be wrong - you probably don't work for the CIA?

You are an amazingly perceptive person. I tried to get on with them, but I just wasn't sneaky enough for them. Besides they kept trying to get me to wear this silly raincoat, just wasn't my style.;)

Tallaght Saint wrote: »

Exams. Kinda like SAT's. Decides wheter you go college or not

Oh got it, thanks. The receipt of our SAT score results are spread out based on when the exam was taken, I can only imagine what it would be like if they entire country took the exam the exact same day and the results were released all together, it would be much the same kind of celebration here.

The kids here are just starting back to school from summer vacation.

alanna4

Dipping chocolate digestives in my tea and not feeling bad about being old!

Gannicus

this time last year I had the best laugh ever at jung-ones. Was after dropping a friend home from work was on my way home going from through Sutton back to Raheny was about 7:30pm Was stopped at the lights in Sutton village. 2 young-ones sitting in the bus shelter one was pouring one of those big bottles of vodka into a 2L bottle of coke. she was there with a mate. both of them pretty well on and some bloke beeped a horn on his truck, she dropped the huge bottle and it smashed. VODKA AND GLASS WENT EVERYWHERE, she started to cry and her mate standing there holding her hands on her face. I laughed the whole way home as she lost what looked to be the best part on 2L of vodka. and they clearly had no more money for booze.

IrishZeus

Big Steve wrote: »

she started to cry and her mate standing there holding her hands on her face. I laughed the whole way home as she lost what looked to be the best part on 2L of vodka. and they clearly had no more money for booze.

Thats just evil.

I would have brought them home... nice meal... replace the bottle of vodka... break out the chloroform....

I mean... ahm.... :eek:

bm365

And I suppose all us "culchies" and GAA fans will be blamed here tomorrow for all the damage done around Dublin city....

starbelgrade

Big Steve wrote: »

this time last year I had the best laugh ever

You obviously don't get out much.

starlit

Big Steve wrote: »

this time last year I had the best laugh ever at jung-ones. Was after dropping a friend home from work was on my way home going from through Sutton back to Raheny was about 7:30pm Was stopped at the lights in Sutton village. 2 young-ones sitting in the bus shelter one was pouring one of those big bottles of vodka into a 2L bottle of coke. she was there with a mate. both of them pretty well on and some bloke beeped a horn on his truck, she dropped the huge bottle and it smashed. VODKA AND GLASS WENT EVERYWHERE, she started to cry and her mate standing there holding her hands on her face. I laughed the whole way home as she lost what looked to be the best part on 2L of vodka. and they clearly had no more money for booze.

Its better to have laughed than not have laughed at all! Stay safe! Don't be bringing back naughty drunken teenage girls who were half locked at a bus stop! At least you let them cry, good enough for them and their vodka.

rednik

Normally the leaving cert night is not that bad, it's when the real muppets (junior cert) come out to play and that's only a few weeks away.